Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Corndoggin ❯ Corndoggin ( Chapter 1 )

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Corndoggin'Winter Peacecraft-Yuy, Trowa'sgal2004, and Meilin Rae~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~is the outtakes to our story "Horndoggin' " called " Corndoggin'". We hope you find them funny and hope to get great reviews. The scenes maybe out of order, but that is how we wanted it to be. I think that it is funnier that way.Peacecraft-Yuyya'll,RAEone, scene one. ACTION!"Relena screamed as Heero thrust deeper insider her, "I...can't...breathe!" director yells cut as Nicole cracks up,"Now, I've never heard that happen!"~, 2, 1, and ACTION!"I don't know," Nicole said rolling over to go back to sleep.surprised that she didn't give me," Duo forgot his line so he improvised, "a blow job," Duo said as he climbed into bed.you want one...go hire a stripper. I'm too tired anyways," Nicole rolled back over and fell back sleep.my little sister!" Heero yelled off-stage.~ Trowa...you...don't...know...what...you...do...to...me," Jade barely managed to get out.I think that I have an idea," Trowa said with a smirk.and Susan's voice could be heard off-stage,"You know you make me wanna SHOUT! Throw my hands up and SHOUT! Kick my feet up and SHOUT! Come on now, SHOUT!"~Retake that scene!" The director yelled.~EM!"not. I'm just rolling off. I thought that you might want some air," Trowa said looking into her eyes, "You should know by now that I'm not gonna leave you."slid off of Jade, got under the sheet on the bed, and pulled her to his chest. Jade rolled over to look into his eyes,"Oh my God, Trowa!"is it?" Trowa asked,"that wasn't in the script."touched his head,"I just found a gray hair!"passes out from acute shock as the others where heard laughing like mad people.

that answer your question?! Let's go," Duo reached for Nicole, who had just grabbed her gun off the night stand.Alright," Nicole walked towards the door, but was slung forward when Duo grabbed her hand, and started to run down the stairs and out the door.of making it to the door, Duo lost his balance from the force of slinging Nicole foward, fell down the stairs, and hit his balls on the banaster,"...MEDIC!"Serves you right for trying to rush me! Women need time," Nicole said gliding down the stairs with elegance.keep that in mind for the next scene," Duo said.Susan couldn't stop laughing at how much of a clutz Duo was.~woke up in Quatre's arms and realized that she couldn't get up without waking him. -Jeebus-
, Susan thought, -I'm stuck here!-
But Susan didn't have to wait long.did I wake you? I'm sorry," Susan said when Quatre stirred and opened his eyes.you didn't wake me," Quatre said, reassuring Susan.Then get the hell off of me you pacifist P.O.S!" Susan yelled and tried to get up, but ending up falling back on top of him,"SHIT!"know what they say, 'Opposites attract'," Jade yelled and started to sing Paula Abdul's song.~morning," Relena said.morning, Mrs. Relena," Quatre said.not following the story line, stood up and yelled the best that she could with her mouth full.AMERICAAAAA!" Susan sprayed everyone with pancakes and bacon.I needed a shower anyways," Relena said sarcastically.I think that you may want to calm down a bit. Once you hear this, you'll want to go and kill Duo. Sweetie, relax," Relena put a hand on his shoulder and rubbed it gently.AM CALM!" Heero shouted and slammed his fists on the table right into a plate of pancakes and bacon,"dammit!"was eating that," Susan made a puppy dog face at her lost food.probably isn't the best thing to say, but she has been seeing him long enough that you have a four year old niece," Trowa said.looked straight at Trowa, who seemed to be holding his ground, "What in the hell did you just say?"said: 'You dirty Gundam Pilot, you killed my brother. You dirty Gundam Pilot,'" Trowa gave a mafia stance and voice.the girls sweatdrop and the boys gathered together and start to sing mafia songs., 2, 1, and ACTION!"Hey Hoo!" Duo was met by Heero's gun, "Ho-ly shi-t!!"out! The floor was just..." Relena started but it was too late. With Duo's panic the rug slid, carrying him with it, knocking Heero down.~PLAYBACK!"cocked his gun and put it to Duo's head. Duo was about to make his move when Nicole, with her 'instinct', pushed Duo to the ground. She then grabbed the gun, pointed it up, the gun still in Heero's hand, and pulled the trigger until all of the bullets were out. With the shock the ceiling fell onto the group.the hell were you thinking!!!" The director screamed, walking up to Nicole, who was struggling up with the others.~ It was, would you believe, a reflex." Nicole said with a smirk.got up and poured her a cup of coffee. She was so damn tired that she could hardly see straight. Before she knew it, the coffee had spilled over the edge and made contact with her hand.Nicole said as she jumped up and down, waving her hand to cool it off.was...very...unexpected," Wufei said, chuckling a littlewasn't funny, you asshole!" Nicole threw her coffee mug at Wufei.next thing that was heard was pitter patter of little feet coming down the stairs. First was Heero and Relena's son, Alexander Matthew Peacecraft-Yuy, then Alexander's twin sister, Selena Constance Peacecraft-Yuy, and last was Trowa and Jade's son, Joseph Adam Barton.Alexander got to the bottom of the stairs, he tripped on a loose piece of wood which caused Selena to fall, and Joseph to fall on top of the two.wanna join!" Jenna ran over and jumped on the other three, "I am queen of the...mountain people!"sweatdropped except Duo, who was laughing uncontrollably.knew that loose floorboard would cause something to happen," Duo said, "I mean, I am the master of all practical jokes!"looked at her brother, who looked back at her,"Well, I'm glad you chilled out. I really want you to accept the fact that we are together and if it goes the way it is supposed to, we'll be together forever."looked forward and, "Holy shit!!!" The car screeched to a complete stop after nearly hitting another car. Heero got out and walked over to the other car.do anything," Nicole prayed.didn't pay attention, the director screaming 'cut' was also ignored, "Listen, you mother fucker! You need to learn to drive because you could have killed my little sister, and my WIFE!!"cussing up a storm, Nicole, Relena, and the director pulled Heero off the set.~ACTION!" what?" Jade asked letting her dress fall to the floor.do you think I mean?" Trowa asked back.I hope you mean something that involves me making you horndoggin'." Jade said with a smirk. Nicole and Susan could be heard offset, "I was horndoggin' one night with this chick on the set, whut whut, horndoggin' horndoggin', whut whut." ~you made me loose my train of thought." Jade said nearly falling out of the bed from laughing.Let's try it again." The director called out.~, 2, 1, ROLL 'EM!"God, yes." Trowa said as he pulled Jade to him. He kissed her gently on the lips."You look tired, maybe you should get some rest."it's not that." Jade said, her voice cracking.what is it?" Trowa asked.hands..." Jade said.about them?" Trowa asked once again.cutting off the oxygen to my brain. You're strangling me." Jade finally got out.I'm sorry." Trowa said.QUIET ON THE SET! NOW; 3, 2, 1, ROLL 'EM!"my boxers have to come off, then this has to come off." Trowa said, taking off Jade's bra.and Susan looked at each other offset and smiled. "Damn!" They said in a loud whisper.~rolled her eyes and continued. "Fair deal, now Mr. Barton, what will be your pleasure tonight?" Jade asked seductively.I would know that." Susan said with a laugh.~if everything goes my way, I'll be having you." Trowa shot back.that can be arranged." Jade said as she shoved Trowa on the bed and then sat on top of him.Mmm good!" Nicole and Susan said.~I believe somebody's had their Wheaties." Trowa said as he looked up at Jade.Nicole yelled as quietly as possible. The director shot her a glance and she piped down.~that isn't all I'm gonna have either." Jade replied as she bent down and kissed Trowa very lightly on the lips.could you get up? Your boobs are smothering me." Trowa said, choking.PLAYBACK! HORNDOGGIN' TAKE 200!"began to lean up, but was pulled back down by Trowa, who began kissing her. Jade was enjoying every minute of this, but just as she was about to pull back for some air, Trowa flipped her over on her back. Son of a mother fuckin' BITCH!" Jade yelled as her head banged on the headboard.director put his hand over his face and called out to some worthless staff member. "ICE NOW...AGAIN!"~rubbed her head. She would have to do this all over again and again and again..., 2, 1...ACTION!"was the third reason I wrote this song, I want to spend the rest of my life with you, Jade, would you do me the honor in becoming my wife?" Trowa asked as he got down on one knee and held Jade's hand.Trowa...of course I will." Jade said and pulled Trowa up to hug him.I think I'm gonna cry now." Nicole said.others could hear an awful sound from off stage. The director...~that was so beautiful! Somebody bring me a tissue. Cut and print it! I even bought it. It was great work. That's a rap," The director balled his eyes out.~We can go home!" Susan started to rejoice.sir. Your voice was in the shot. We can't cut and print," The camera man said.~Jade, Wufei, Duo, Heero, Relena, Susan, Quatre, and Trowa said.gonna faint," Nicole said and sank to her knees.diector, still crying, managed to get out, "Retake this last scene!"~never gonna get any rest. INJUSTICE!" Wufei yelled., 2, 1...ACTION!"was the third reason I wrote this song, I want to spend the rest of my life with you, Jade, would you do me the honor in becoming my wife?" Trowa asked as he got down on one knee and held Jade's hand.Trowa...of course I will." Jade said and pulled Trowa up to hug him.I think I'm gonna cry now." Nicole said.director signaled for the camera's to be turned off, "CUT! That's a rap folks."~on the set was so happy. Finally they could get some rest, but not before Duo had his fun...~what is this for?" Duo asked as he pulled on a cord.Duo, don't pull that cor...d" Nicole didn't finish her line.yanked the cord, which caused the whole set to fall over and onto the table with all their scenes on it. A spark started to form, and all the film was caught on fire. A team of firemen came running in, putting out the fire. Everyone turned towards Duo, who was smiling innocently.Duo started out for a run, but Heero caught him.director once again started crying, at what Duo had done, "All my beautiful work, ruined. All my directing. All my work!" The director fell to his knees.~do you mean 'all your work'?" Susan asked.put alot into this to, ya know?" Jade said.need a smokey and a drink. I'm going to a bar," Nicole said and walked out.injustice, injustice, injustice," Wufei chanted.DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!" Quatre said.going home," Relena said.gonna kill you, Duo!" Heero said.help me!" Duo got out.left the set. Leaving the director there to cry his eyes out, "WHY GOD! WHHYYYYYYYY?!"~are our outakes to the first horndoggin. We hope you all like it, and that you will review it. Anyways, take care!!Peacecraft-YuyYa'll,RAE