Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Dark and Stormy Night ❯ Chapter 1

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Title: DaSN
Author: Yanagi
Rating: G
Summary: Duo opens and unexpected can of worms.
Warnings: total sillyness
Disclaimers: don't own G-boys much as I'd like to.


Duo groaned and tossed the book behind him over
the back of the couch.

Heero walked right into it. He caught it easily, his
superior reflexes allowing him to avoid being
hit in the face.

"Hey, watch it. What the hell are you doing?"

Duo popped his head up over the back of the couch
and grimaced apologetically

"Oh! Heero. Sorry. It's just so bad it's painful. Q-man
gave it to me, but I don't think much of
it."

Heero sat down in the easy chair, put his feet up and
started to read. He didn't have anything else
to do and Quatre had always said he should try
reading some of his books.

Heero looked doubtfully at the lurid illustration on
the cover of the book. It was a drawing of a
man and a woman, she was half (un)dressed in some
sort of pseudo-Elizabethan corset, hanging
all over a bodybuilder in nothing but a pair of
painted on short pants.

After two minutes Heero snorted, "Listen to this,
‘She craved his man-root with all her soul.' "

Duo groaned and shifted from laying on his stomach
kicking his legs, to his back.

He lay there for fifteen minutes alternately swatting
his chin with his braid and popping gum.

"Oh my God. ‘He thrust his heavy erection into her
most private flower . . . '? I can see why you
threw it." Heero shook his head.

Duo got a good look at how far Heero had gotten in
the book, he was at least half way through

"Hey, I didn't know you could read that fast."

"Yes J made sure I had the skills to get through a lot
of mission reports in the least amount of
time."

"How fast can you read?"

"Donno . . . real fast. This is fascinating. Who writes
this stuff?"

"Mostly unmarried virgins, as far as I can tell."

Heero read a little farther. Then reread the passage
out loud, slowly.

"Un . . . ‘Ro?" Duo had been contorting himself as
Heero read. "I think you have to have no
spine and three arms, plus a ‘python' two feet long."

"I don't believe she actually called it a python, that's
ridiculous."

"Yeah? Well, it's a romance novel."

"Hn."

Heero rolled his eyes, "I don't believe this, ‘He gazed
at her pearlescent nether limbs with lust
glazed eyes' "

Heero looked at Duo over the top of the book and
raised one eyebrow.

"Ack!"

Duo flopped over on his back, kicking his legs in the
air and making strangling noises


Heero finished reading the book and looked up with
a puzzled expression on his face.

"And the object of that was?"

"It's a bodice ripper, that's the object–it's just light
reading. The more cliched the better, as far as
I can see. Some are actually pretty good, if the author
does some homework, and some are worse
than that one."

Heero got a funny look on his face.

"And they pay for this stuff?" He looked at the cover
and the price made him blink.

Heero got up and retrieved his lap top from his back
pack, sat down and started to type. Duo
looked over his shoulder and read,

"It was a dark and stormy night . . . "

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