Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Dear Sally ❯ Chapter 5

Disclaimer:I do not own the Gundam boys or any other character from the series

Warnings:There will be Lemon and Nc17(trust me ^_~ )

Pairings: 1+2,1x1, 2x2, 2+H, 1+R, 3x4, 5xS, 6xN, DXR ,1x2x1

Rating: NC17 occasional fluff

Author: Ryouga

Title: Dear Sally

This chapter is dedicated to Mel ( an outside influence) who so so graciously helped with the ordering of the drinks *grins*

Dear Sally part 5

Heero clambered off the God of Death as fast as he could. His face bright red with absolute embarrassment.

Duo pulled his trousers back up and got to his feet a triumphant look on his face and a grin almost as wide as the Grand Canyon Heero noticed as he sheepishly went and got the report from the lamp table to their left. That damn Duo had managed to get the better of him without even trying this time. "Errr Wu Fei, I, errrr that is we were just --..." The perfect soldier searched for something to say but couldn't seem to find the words he needed to explain efficiently enough what had just transpired.

"It's alright Yuy! I don't think I want to go into the finer details but if you'd wanted alone time with Maxwell you could have let me know earlier and I would've arranged --"

"Hey now wait a minute!! I never, we didn't! Errrr I mean I ... You're reading this all wrong Chang ." The perfect soldier spluttered struggling to keep a bigger blush off his face..

Duo grinned .."I do believe I have a toilet to clean.. " He skipped towards the laundry area.. "Oh and by the way..." He turned before he hit the hall way.. ".. thanks for the great save Wu Bear...."

"Maxwell I am not_Wu bear!!!! " the Chinese boy huffed.. "And If I have to tell you one more time I shall pin you down and finish your unfinished beauty treatment myself !!"

Duo blew the Chinese boy a kiss as he exited the lounge almost bouncing into the hall with a grin and a half on his face.

Wu Fei shook his head. "The next time you allow him to consume that much sugar I think I will kill you myself. " he half joked.

Heero handed the boy the file. "Look Wu fei, Duo and I were just playing, you know boy stuff, he's like a big kid and --"

Wu Fei held his hand up. "Your love life is none of my business Yuy."

Heero blinked. "You've still got it all wrong. Duo is my friend.. .F ...r....i....e....n....d..."

"Yes I can spell ! I do not need a spelling lesson. "

Heero sighed. "Anyway--" he said defeatedly. "All you have to do is get that to Zechs and then that's it until we're called back to duty."

"I appreciate you getting it done in such a swift manner. Thank you!" the Chinese boy said gratefully.

"Do you want a coffee or something before you go?" Heero offered

"No. Thank you. I'm afraid I can't stay. I promised Sally that I would not be too long. This is the first time in almost a year that I will have been able to spend more than a few hours with her and she will have dinner on the table when I get home"

"Maybe she could teach Duo a trick or two in that department. "

Wu Fei grinned. "Some how I think our Duo Maxwell is beyond help."

Heero laughed a little. "Yeah, way beyond help ..but I guess we wouldn't have him any other way or he wouldn't be Duo. "

Wu Fei agreed. "True I believe he is what some would call a breath of fresh air."

Heero laughed again. "I guess you could say that."

Wu Fei placed the report under his arm and smiled. "I have to go, Sally will be waiting. Thank you again for this Heero."

"Not a problem Wu Fei. Say hi to Sally for us will you?" he requested of the Chinese boy as they headed toward the front door

"I will relay your message as soon as I see her and I'll call you in a few days to let you know when Zechs receives this report." He opened the front door. "Good luck with your room mate. " He added with a wink as he left the house closing the front door behind him.

Heero sighed some more, scratching his head as he headed back towards the kitchen to finish making dinner.

The phone rang just as Heero set the table. He was about to reach for the receiver when he stopped "Hurry up Maxwell pick it up if you're going to do it but don't stand there pulling faces at me because I reached the phone first. It makes you look like a bigger baka than you already are.." He said with a straight face and a monotone voice walking back past the God of Death who had his fingers in his mouth stretching it, his tongue hanging out and his eyes crossed..

Duo stood there puzzled as he reached for the receiver. "How the heck does he do that " he wondered scratching his head in bewilderment. He picked up the receiver. "Earth central asylum for wayward God's of Death ..How may I help you?'

"Geeze Duo, that's even stupider than the last one."

Duo grinned. "And just what was wrong with 'Hi thanks for calling the Institute of Prostitution for Gundam pilots?' "

Heero cringed that was pretty bad.

"Duo, you're never gonna change are you. " The girl giggled on the other end.

"Only my clothes once a day. " He said with a smile.

"Thanks for sharing Duo, I'll make a note of it in my book of un-important and useless information facts book."

The Shinigami laughed and Heero strained his ears even harder trying to hear who the caller was.

"So Hilde my dear..... " the God of Death said chivalrously

Heero's ears pricked up when he heard the name.

"What can I do you for? "

"I was wondering, I'm heading out clubbing around eight thirty did you guys wanna come.."

"Night clubbing hey? Lemme just check with the other stiff in the morgue hang on a sec."

Heero shot around when heard the word night club and glared at Duo. Heero hated dancing with a passion. He stood there shaking his head even before Duo had turned around to ask him.

Duo held his hand over the talking end of the receiver and pulled a puzzled face at Heero . "What's wrong with you?" the violet-eyed boy inquired as he watched the blue-eyed boy continue to shake his head. "Oh I get it." the braided baka grinned as he turned his attention back to the receiver. "Yeah sure Hilde, and Heero says he'd love to go."

Heero slumped back onto the kitchen cupboard and slid down to the floor " Hidooii " the Japanese boy sighed. It seemed that Duo had had the upper hand all day.

"That's great." Hilde said delightedly at the other end.

"One condition though......" the Shinigami informed her.

"Oh and what's that Duo?" Hilde said with a slight raising of her pitch out of curiosity.

"You have to be my dance partner for at least 4 dances; got that?" He said with a cheeky grin

" I'm sure I can manage that request Duo." The girl laughed.

Hilde's laughter was heard by Heero who sat on the floor glaring at the boy's back. "Can you hurry up Maxwell? Dinner's getting cold."

" Yeah, yeah, alright we're almost done." He shot back at the impatient perfect soldier. "So where we meeting? " The boy inquired..

"How about the Beanclam bar and Karaoke club down on 13th Boulevard?"

Duo nodded absentmindedly." Yeah sounds good to me, we'll see you there k ?"

"Alright Duo, catch you guys then. Oh and say hi to Heero for me."

"No sweat, later."

"Later."

*Click*

Duo turned around with an overly happy smile on his face. "Ya know a guy could fall for a girl like her don't you think Heero ?" the God of Death teased.

A grunt was all he got back from the floor. He walked over and held out his hand to Heero. "You have to learn to swing a bit more Yuy and tonight is the nght you let loose my friend. "

Heero grunted more and grabbing the other boy's hand pulled himself up . "You can swing and let loose. I'll sit and watch you make an even bigger baka of yourself and when you get drunk I'll drag your sorry ass home for you as usual."

Duo sat down at the table "I love it when you admit you care." He grinned.

"I did nothing of the sort now shut up and eat Maxwell!" The blue-eyed boy demanded.

Duo grinned as a wide spread blush spread across the perfect soldiers face. It was so easy to tease the boy and too much fun not to.

"So whadd'ya think of Hilde then Heero ?"

Heero glared at him as he slowly chewed on some rice then swallowed. "Why are you aking me for ?"

"I was just wondering. You seem to like Relena....a lot.... What about Hilde?"

Heero continued to eat more rice glaring at the other boy with a look on his face that read *Why the hell are you asking me these stupid questions for?*

"Well??" The violet-eyed Shinigami pressed.

"They're girls and girls can be annoying." Heero said avoiding the main question.

Duo shook his head. "That's not what I asked Heero." The boy said with a smirk.

"I think you should have been a girl." Heero suddenly announced.

Duo glared at him. "What , why?"

"Because you can be just as annoying if not worse." the perfect soldier replied calmly without the slightest change in his facial expression.

"Answer the question soldier boy."

"There's nothing wrong with any of the girls we know except for the fact that they can be annoying occasionally, but I put up with you and they are a lot cuter than you."

Duo blinked. "O..k .. You're talking about Relena now aren't ya? 'Cause she is cute and you know it. Got a little crush on her finally have we?"

Heero sighed how the hell did this conversation suddenly come about? "Well, what about you and Hilde? You two seem to be just as close as Relena and I, haven't you got a crush on her too ? I'm sure she has one on you Maxwell." the blue-eyed boy said switching to the dominant question position.

"That's no one's business." The Shingami replied cheekily.

"Then my answer is the same. " Heero retaliated with a blank expression .

.

"Fine with me. " Duo shrugged.

"Good. Now for the second time shut up and eat!"

Duo had to literally drag Heero into the night club. The perfect soldier had voiced his protests all the way there in the car and Duo had ignored every single one of them.

"I should've hidden the keys to your car !" The blue'eyed boy complained.

"Yeah, maybe you should've." The Shinigami grinned as they headed towards the crowded dance floor ."But I still would have just hot wired the car and dragged you on here anyway."

"That's probably the only reason I didn't bother trying to hide them " Heero admitted.

Duo grinned. "I will teach you to loosen up Yuy, it's inevitable, so stop fighting it and go with the flow because I'll do it even if it takes me the rest of my goddamned life!" the Shinigami smirked.

Heero shrugged. "It's your life, waste it how you like." He replied complacently.

"Good, then it's settled." Duo finalized.

Heer sighed as Duo dragged him towards a far corner and as the braided baka started to wave madly he heard Hilde's voice resound through the noise of the deafening music.

"Hey guys, glad you could make it guess what some of the others are here too. I saw Quatre and Trowa over there somewhere on the dance floor ." she said waving her hand in that general direction. "They're gonna join us when they've done with this dance. Oh and Relena stopped by just before I left home so I dragged her along with me."

Duo grinned a big mischevious grin over his shoulder at Heero. "Great it's almost like a double date. Right Heero ?? "

Heero's eyes widened why did he always have to do that? *sweatdrop* "Eheh... errrr... yeah_almost!" he begrudgingly replied.

Duo sat himself down beside Hilde and gave her a hug. Heero glared daggers and looked around the room .

"Hey Heero, Duo." Relena's voice broke through the noise.

"Hey Rel's." Duo grinned. "Look, I brought you a present." He snickered nodding at Heero.

The blonde- haired girl blushed and Heero did too. "Don't pay any attention to him Relena, I think he had more sugar this morning than he admitted too and its affected his actual brain cells into believing they don't exist."

Duo laughed. "Chill out Heero, have fun, you're amongst friends now." He grinned at the girls. "What say we go order a round of drinks? My shout for the first round."

"Sounds good to me!" Hilde agreed. "The table's reserved so no one else can take it." She grinned, waving around the reserved sign in her hand.

"Ahh a woman after my own heart." The Shingami laughed.

"Duo, you are such an idiot." Hilde said thwapping him lightly on the shoulder and grinning.

Duo smiled and dragged Heero up from his seat. "Ah but I'm good at it and that's what counts." He said with a wink.

"At least you're brave enough to admit it Duo." Relena smiled.

"Don't encourage him !" Heero added. "He doesn't need any help !"

Duo just smirked as they reached the bar and waited to be served.. It didn't take too long before one of the bar attendants came over.

"What'll it be ?" the bar attendant asked.

Duo glanced at the girls first.

"Just a lemon soda for me for now thanks.".. Relena smiled.

Hilde leaned forward a little. "And I'll have an orange and vodka and hold the ice thanks. "

He turned to look at Heero. "And what do you want ? "

Heero was miles away he was looking around the crowded club and wishing he was in front of his nice safe lap top at home surrounded by nothing but the walls of his room and quiet.

"Hey soldier boy." Duo said tapping him on the top of his head with his knuckles gently.

"What ?" Heero asked, a puzzled and slightly annoyed look on his face.

"What do you want to drink then ?"

Heero shrugged. "I have no idea what they serve here so just order for me." the perfect soldier replied.

Duo's face lit up almost like a christmas tree on christmas eve. "You want me to order? Ok then." He smiled wickedly as he turned back to face the bar attendant and Heero stood there suddenly regretting his words. "I think we've made up our minds now. " Duo informed the attendant. "I'll have one lemon soda and an orange and vodka.... and I'll have a Cock sucking cowboy [1] for myself, and a slow comfortable screw up against the wall [1] for my inhibited friend here." he said pointing to Heero who was standing back a little, face pale except for the major redness that now spread across his cheeks and he'd crossed his legs and was shifing uncomfortably looking for some where to hide. "Oh and we'll both have a couple of Multiple orgasms [1] to follow." he added with a sly wink at Heero.

The girls giggled, amused by the whole scenario.

Heero crossed his legs tighter and swallowed.

"Hey guys." Quatre smiled as he and Trowa came up behind them. "How's things? Errr Heero, why are you standing there with your legs crossed? If you need to use the bathroom it's just over there."

Heero's face couldn't have turned any more shades of red than it already was..

"What do you want to drink Quatre ?" The Shinigami boy asked.

" Just the usual Duo." the boy said with a wink.

"Trowa ?"

"Same thanks"

"I'll have a couple of Screaming Orgasms as well thanks. [1]" he added them to the order. "Don't you two get enough of those at home?" Duo grinned wickedly at them.

"Every night." the taller boy winked.

Heero slowly moved back. Were they all out to set him on edge? Surely the whole thing was a joke to get him to try and lighten up. Surely they weren't really drinks were they ???

"Not a problem , one lemon soda , a vodka and orange, two screaming orgasm, two multiple orgasms, a cock sucking cowboy and one slow comfortable screw up against the wall coming right up .."

Jeeeeesus did he have to say coming .... The others watched as Heero suddenly dashed in the direction of the bathroom.

"He must have needed to go pretty badly the way he took off then." Quatre innocently spoke. Duo , the girls and Trowa just laughed.

"I think he just needed to re-adjust something." Trowa grinned at Duo "I'm sure he'll be back when he's done no doubt."

You know guys...." Duo began with a grin. "I think tonight is gonna be one heck of a night." he leant back on the bar and waited for Heero's return.

TBC...

Authors note: [1] Yes people they are real names of drinks *snickers* At least here in Western Australia they are ^__~