Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Disney songs - Gundam Wing Style ❯ Be prepared! ( Chapter 6 )

Ummm, I'm hungry…. (why did I write that?) I'm sorry, I can't make a chapter with all your songs at the same time and I take the songs as I get an idea. I'll try to make one with Trowa in focus, because I realized that I have missed him completely! I just have to find a song that fits him.(that's the hard part.) This is a parody of the song "Be prepared" from "the lion king". In this song, I could choose between Heero, Wufei, Dr J or someone from OZ. Do you want me to do a part when Lady Une, Zechs, Treize or Noin is singing? Tell me then and I'll gladly do it! This one is mostly starring Dr J, Professor G and the pilots! Be afraid! I changed the rating from G to PG because of some really scary material in this chapter!

Disclaimer: Don't own the song or the characters! I may have changed the lyrics a little, sorry `bout that!

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Be prepared - Gundam Wing Style

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(The pilots are having a hard time…)

Duo: Quatre, how the HELL could you drop the credit card?

Quatre: Umm…I'm sorry?

Duo: (grumbles) You should be!

Trowa: Duo, why can't YOU by food to us today?

Duo: (with a big sweatdrop falling down the backside of his head) Uuuuh, well, yeah…umm…

Heero: We need food

Duo: That's really smart, Yuy!

Heero: Hn

Wufei: EVERYONE; SHUT UP! WE'RE OUT OF FOOD AND MONEY; AND WE HAVE TO STAY IN THIS CITY FOR A WEEK! ANY SUGGESTION HOW TO GET FOOD?

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Duo: Man, I'm hungry!

Quatre: (who is going trough the empty fridge for the 3:rd time) We all are, Duo!

Duo: Damn the scientists for not giving us any money, anyway!

Wufei: This is the price of war.

Duo: Starvation because of a missing credit card? Stop reading poetry, Wu!

Trowa:…Fei!

(Quatre finds a jar with a candy bar in. Second later Wufei, Duo and Trowa appear and a brawl starts.)

Duo: (dodging a fist) I'm the hungriest, I should get it!

Trowa: (get kicked in his face) I'm the tallest, I should get it!

Quatre: (laying on the floor) I'm the smallest, I should get it!

Wufei: (draws his sword) I'm the smartest one, I should get it!

(The four pilots get surrounded by a dust cloud while fighting. It's impossible to see anywhere.)

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(Heero is sitting in his room by his laptop. Suddenly his stomach starts growling)

Heero: I'm hungry, strange.

(He shuts the laptop off and walks down to the kitchen. He sees the other fight but just shrug. Suddenly he discovers a candy bar on a table and takes it. He disappears to his room again, while eating the candy bar)

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(Duo, Towa, Quatre and Wufei are now exhausted and sits down to share the bar. It's gone.)

Duo: Were the hell did it go?

Quatre: (crying) It just disappeared!

Wufei: Injustice!

Trowa: (sighs)

Duo: Maybe we can sell something…

Quatre: Like what?

Duo: Hmmmm…Heero's laptop!

Wufei: Okay, let's go!

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(Heero has finished the candy bar and he puts the papers into his pocket. His laptop suddenly beeps and he opens the message)

Heero: Hmmm; To the Gundam-pilots! We need to meet each other. Come to the empty house in the corner of St. Gabriel's in an hour! / Dr J

(Heero walks to the door and opens it. He finds the pilots outside with predatory looks in they're faces.)

Heero: Hn! We have a mission!

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Quatre: There's no one here. Hello?

(Dr J appears from the shadows)

Dr J: Oh, you're finally here.

Heero: (Snorts)

Dr J: Well, let's get down to business. The OZ is going to win this war if we don't do anything soon!

Duo: It could help if you gave us some money.

Dr J: (sings) I know that your powers of retention are as wet as a warthog's backside

The pilots: ???

Dr J: (looks at the blanc expression and sings) But thick as you are, pay attention my words are a matter of pride!

(The pilots haven't recovered yet)

Dr J: (singing) It's clear from your vacant expressions the lights are not all on upstairs

Duo: (finally recovers) Hey! Who do you think you are talking to?

Dr J: (sings) (ignores Duo and sings) But we're talking kings and successions. Even you can't be caught unawares!

Heero: I think I'm going to puke

Quatre: Or faint!

Wufei: Please tell me I am dreaming! Even Dr J is singing!

Dr J: (still singing) So prepare for a chance of a lifetime

Heero: Prepare for what?

Dr J: (sings) Be prepared for sensational news

Duo: What news?

(Professor G appears and starts singing)

Professor G: (singing) A shining new era, is tiptoeing nearer

Duo: (sings) And where do we feature?

Professor G: Just listen to teacher..

Duo: Yeah, sure!

Trowa: This can't be happening!

Quatre: (whispers) Their singing voices are horrible!

Dr J: (sings) I know it sounds sordid..

(5 mute nods)

Dr J: (singing) But you'll be rewarded

Duo: (suddenly interested) Rewarded?

Quatre: What do we get?

Wufei: Food?

Heero: Are we out of food?

(Mass face fault)

Professor G: (singing) When at last I am given my dues!

Duo: You did that a long time ago!

Professor G: Shut up!

Duo:..

Dr J: (singing) And injustice deliciously squared, Be prepared!

Quatre: Be prepared for what?

Dr J: For the fall of the OZ!

Duo: Why? Are they sick?

(Mass face fault. Even Dr J and Professor G are included in this one!)

Dr J: No, you fool; we're going to kill Treize... and Lady Une too!

Wufei: Great idea! Who needs a ruler?

Quatre and Duo: No ruler, No ruler, nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Heero: (whispers to Trowa) They are crazy!

Trowa: (whisper back) I know..

Dr J: Idiots! There will BE a ruler!

Duo: But you just said...

Dr J and Professor G: *I* will be ruler!

(Another mass face fault)

Dr J: Stick with me, and you'll never be hungry again!

Wufei: That actually sounds good...

Trowa: YEA!!!!!! Long live some food!

Duo: GO DOCTOR!

The pilots: It's great that we'll soon be connected, with a ruler who'll be all-time adored!

Heero: Why the fuck are we singing?

Trowa: Don't know

Duo: Think about the food!

Quatre: Yeah!

Dr J: (sings) Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected to take certain duties on board..

Duo: Uh oh

Quatre: That's what I was afraid of!

Professor G: (singing) The future is littered with prizes and though I'm the main addressee

Dr J: (singing) The point that I must emphasize is: you won't get a sniff without me!

Duo: (doing the doggie ears thingy) Please..I'm so hungry!

Heero: You're always hungry!

Duo: We've been out of food for 2 days! Aren't you hungry?!

Heero: ??? I ate…..(suddenly he realize what the pilots fought about this morning)..um nothing..

Professor G: (singing) So prepare for the coup of the century. Be prepared for the murkiest scam!

Duo: What do we have to do?

The pilots: (singing) Ooooh!

Professor G: (sings) Meticulous planning

The pilots: (singing) We'll have food!

Dr J: (singing) Tenacity spanning

The pilots: (sings) Lots of food

Dr J: (singing) Decades of denial

The pilots: (sings) We repeat

Professor G: (sings while dancing around in the cottage) Is simply why I'll

The pilots: (has also started to dance with each other while singing) Endless meat

Quatre: Hey, I'm vegetarian!

(Dr J grabs him and starts dancing a wild dance with him)

Dr J: (sings) Be ruler undisputed

The pilots: (excluding Quatre who is to dizzy to sing) Aaaaaaaaaah!

Dr J: (who is trying to do an strip dance with his lab coat. Not successful. He sings) respected, saluted

The pilots: (almost fails to sing) Aaaaaaaaaah!

Professor G: (sings while bouncing up and down) And seen for the wonder I am!

The pilots: Aaaaaaaaaah!

Dr J: (singing) Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared, be prepared!

Duo: Ever heard about toothpaste?

The pilots: (sings) Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared, be prepared!

(The pilots escapes from the cottage as Dr J and The professor starts laughing an evil laugh)

Duo: That was scary!

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Shudders Well that was really scary!