Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Domestic Blues ❯ Cookie Monster ( Chapter 1 )

Hello! Kai here with another GW series that will make you laugh in every chapter. Domestic Blues is an Arc of stories of the G-Boys misadventures while adjusting to normal life. I helped get ideas for this series for Div-chicki so go check out her works as well. What happens when these ex-assassins get bored? Very scary thought…

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or any of the bishonen boys in it.

Chapter One

The year is 197 A.C. The last war has ended but the Gundams have not been destroyed for defense purposes. The G-boys are peacefully relaxing in one of Quatre's many estates getting some well-deserved R and R. The birds are chirping, the sky is quiet and peacefully and a calm wind blows in the summer day.

"Maxwell! Justice demands that I kill you!"

So much for serenity.

"Eep! What did I do now," Duo shouted to the other boy as he led the chase through the living room. Duo dodged a chair and quickly pulled his long hair out of range of where the katana fell seconds later.

"Maxwell! I told you not to eat my cookies until they cooled you little thief!" Wufei shouted. "Now get back here and take your punishment like a man."

Duo stopped to face Wufei for a second before answering. "Hey Wu-man, I run and hide. I didn't take those chocolate chip cookies though."

"Ah ha! How did you know what kind of cookies I made? Injustice! I spent hours on those cookies." The katana was skillfully thrust in the air, making Duo squeal. He quickly spun on his heel and fled out the back door as quickly as possible.

"Wait! I didn't do anything wrong! This is injustice!!!"

Meanwhile Trowa and Quatre were sitting in a couch in the middle of the living room trying their best to keep a straight face. Trowa had to duck when Duo skillfully vaulted over the couch and escaped through an open door. The couch had to be evacuated when Wufei's katana almost sliced the couch in half, leaving a few of Trowa's hairs behind as fallen casualties.

"Injustice! Get back here Maxwell!"

Trowa and Quatre followed Wufei outside and leaned again the doorway chuckling as Wufei continued to terrorize the Deathsythe pilot.

During his chase, Duo saw the two laughing at him. "Stop laughing at me! This isn't funny at all." Still chuckling, Quatre responded, "We're not laughing at you. We're just laughing in your general direction."1

Duo managed to make an undignified face and muttered some curses under his strained breath. "I'll get you back for that!"

Hearing all of the commotion, Heero decided to walk to the door and check was all of the shouting was about. "Who is causing all of this god damn commotion? I was busy working on my laptop but I can't concentrate with all of this yelling." Heero paused in his ranting to take a bite of his chocolate chip cookie.

"Ah ha! So you were the one to take the cookie," Quatre accused the Wing pilot.

"Umm, I didn't steal it. It was on the table," Heero said. "By the way, Trowa," he said turning to the uni-banged boy. "There's a little chocolate on your face."

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1 - the weird conversations I have with people during lunch in the band room

Hope you liked this first installment of Domestic Blues. More to come soon.

~Kai