Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Down on the Farm ❯ Chapter 2

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Rating: NC 17

Warnings: Fluff, sap, lemon, lime, language, humor

Pairings: 1x2x1, 3x4x3, 5x?, ? x Bull, ?? x Milking Machine

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Status: Work in progress

Author: ShenLong

Title: "Down on The Farm."

Authors Notes: This little piece of insanity was inspired by Ryouga. It started out while at lunch one day, sharing fic ideas and discussing the pilots in general. A wayward chicken was spotted running outside the restaurant which led to all sorts of comments being tossed around the table. Once all the banter was done with we were left with the idea for this fic.

Down on the Farm

Part 2

Wufei surveyed the prone body of his *companion* and nudged the dog's form with his foot. "Get up you lazy animal. We have sheep to move."

Humpty cracked open an eye and stared at the teen. Feeling a little of his energy returning he rolled over and gave a big panting smile.

"Oh no you don't." Wufei backed up a little. "Sheep... move... now." he said, and quickly turned to move down the hill towards the fluffy white dots.

Humpty stretched and yawned before getting up and trotting off after that wonderful leg, his doggy brain working overtime, along with his libido.

Wufei managed to reach the bottom of the hill without mishap and waved to the dog, indicating he wanted the sheep rounded up.

The dog sat and stared at him. He knew what the boy wanted and he would round up the sheep.

At a price.

Wufei didn't like the predatory gleam that appeared in Humpty's eyes.

Humpty stood and with a last longing look at that gorgeous leg he trotted off towards the sheep and began to round them up.

Wufei sighed as he watched the dog work. With the sheep now in a flock together he began to walk in the direction of the gate, hoping Humpty would have intelligence enough to know where it was that Wufei wanted the sheep herding.

Keeping one eye on the sheep and one eye on the leg, Humpty herded the sheep after Wufei.

Opening the gate Wufei moved back out of the away a bit so as not to scare the sheep and put them off going through the gate and into the next paddock.

Humpty brought the woolly beasts up the hill and to the gate where they hesitated for a moment. The lead ewe paused and went to dart to the side but Humpty had anticipated this and was there in a flash. The leer in the dogs eyes was enough to convince the ewe that it didn't want to break away and with a baaa of disgust she shot through the opening, the rest following suit.

As the last of the sheep passed through the gateway so Wufei walked up and closed the gate. Humpty sat by the fence staring at him. Wufei watched the sheep as they spread out and began to graze once again. The sun was warm on his back and a sense of peace stole over him. He closed his eyes for a moment, soaking up the tranquility and forgot about the dog.

Humpty saw his chance.

~ * ~

Quatre hummed as he finished cleaning up the last few stray feathers and placed them in the rubbish bin. The bald, fisted chook lay on a baking tray awaiting cremation. Washing his hands Quatre then dried them off and placed the carcass in the oven. Feeling quite pleased with himself he thought he would leave Trowa a note asking him to fetch some vegetables from the patch to accompany their dinner. Then slipping on his boots he stuck his head outside to see if the coast was clear.

No sign of the goose.

With a sigh Quatre exited and made his way over to the barn to retrieve a bucket and stool and go milk a cow. Bucket swinging in his hand he trotted off towards the cow paddock. Spying a large shaggy black and white beast on the other side of the railings he climbed through and made his way over to it.

While walking he tried to remember what Trowa had said once before about milking a cow. That's right, he said you took the teat firmly and pull, squeeze to get the milk to come forth. Similar to jerking off as Duo so eloquently put it. Quatre blushed at that thought.

He approached the beast in front of him and patted the shaggy flank.

The beast raised its head and stared at him, jaw working methodically as it chewed its cud.

"Wow, nice horns." Quatre said as he took note of the impressive set on the animals head.

The beast blinked.

Quatre stroked the hairy flank and moved along. He dropped his stool he had brought to the ground and sat on it, placing the bucket underneath. Burying his head in the animals side as he had seen done in movies, he reached underneath to locate the udder.

His brow crinkled a little as he fished under the belly searching for the teats. His hands finally located what he was looking for and he began to gently pull and squeeze as Trowa had mentioned before. The fact that his hands were a little wider apart than they should be didn't register.

The animal's eyes went wide and its jaw stopped moving as it felt the tiny hands groping away underneath. It suddenly shivered as those hands found what they were searching for and began a gentle massage.

Eyes glazed over as the movement continued.

~ * ~

Duo returned to the cow shed, still a little green around the gills. Heero looked up from where he was placing the last set of automatic milkers on the cow.

"Stay clear of the kitchen Heero." Duo said with a shudder.

"Nani?"

"Trust me... you don't want to know."

Heero turned back to the row of shaggy backsides and began to walk down the line. The cows were all standing quietly pulling at the strands of hay in the racks before them.

"Hey Heero?"

"Hai?"

"I thought you used a bucket and hand to milk cows?"

"Not any more Duo. This is the technological age... remember?"

"So what happens then?" Duo waved his hand at the cows. "I mean, if you ain't jerking them off to get the milk, how do you do it?"

Heero rolled his eyes. "Duo! Do you have to be so...."

"Vulgar?" supplied Duo with a smirk.

"I was going to say coarse but vulgar will do." Heero sighed. "Come over here and I'll show you what happens."

Duo bounced along behind his koi as Heero led him to the end of the milking shed. Reaching upwards Heero pulled down a small contraption. Duo gazed at it with a puzzled look. It reminded him of an octopus... minus some tentacles.

"This is called an automatic milker. See these tubes..." Heero grasped one of the stainless steel tubes that dangled from the main hose and waved it in front of Duo's face. "...You slide them over the cow's teats and they do the milking for you."

Duo's face went blank. "Huh?"

Heero sighed again. "You shove the tube over the cow's teat and it sucks the milk out."

"Oh." an evil grin lit up Duo's face. "How does it do that?" he asked in all innocence.

"Look." Heero stuck the tube in Duo's face. "It's rubber coated inside. See?"

"Yeah, so what?"

"The rubber mimics the movement of the hand and with the combined light suction it draws the milk from the udder and into the tube then along to the holding tank over there."

Duo followed Heero's gaze as the large storage tank was pointed out to him. "But how Heero?"

Heero growled. "Here." Heero grabbed Duo's hand and shoved one of his fingers into the cylinder. "Feel."

Duo's eyes went wide as he felt the gentle pulling and rippling motion of the soft rubber against his finger. "Ahhhhh..."

"See?"

"Uh, yeah. I get it now."

Heero shook his head. "I'm going back to check on the cows. They should be just about finished by now.

"Ok Hee-chan. I'll be there in a minute." Duo replied absently. He had removed his finger and was staring intently into the depths of the small tube, calculating width and depth.

"Okay." Heero turned and went back to the cows, totally missing the grin that lit up Duo's face.

Duo watched as Heero went back to his tending of the bovines. Once he was sure his koi was out of sight he quickly unzipped his jeans and pulled his half hard cock out from within his boxers. The sensations of the small tube against his finger had begun to turn him on. Not one to pass up an opportunity, he wanted to experience first hand how it felt to be *milked*.

Giving his rapidly swelling flesh a few pumps for good measure he quickly slipped the tube over his cock and had to bite his lip to stop the loud moan that threatened to escape. The cylinder gripped his shaft and closed around it. A light suction began to draw against the head and the sides of the rubber pulsed and rippled against his length. "Oh fuck!" he whispered. "I gotta get me one of these."

Duo's eyes slid shut in pleasure as he experienced the feeling of being sucked and jerked off at the same time. His hips began to thrust in lazy circles as the machine worked at his length. The speed couldn't be adjusted so Duo had to endure the long slow approach....

It was fucking amazing!

The moans and whimpers began to build in volume as Duo surrendered his body to the sensations he was receiving. Idly he wondered if the cows ever got off on this.

~ * ~

Trowa had returned to the kitchen after replacing the bucket in the grain store. He placed the basket of eggs by the sink and saw Quatre's note on the table. Vegetables? Sure he could handle that. He left the kitchen again and headed across the yard in the direction of the vegetable patch.

He dug his hands into his pockets as he wandered past the cow shed and stopped. What was that noise he heard? Trowa cocked his head and listened again. It sounded like someone moaning.

Curiosity piqued, Trowa slipped towards the cow shed. He sidled up along the wall and to the end. The moaning got a little louder, there was also a whimpering in there. Trowa frowned a little and slunk around the end of the shed. The door stood slightly ajar and he peeked through his bangs at what was going on within; and froze.

What the? He blinked and blinked again shaking his head. One hand came out of his pocket and lifted the bang from his face. Maybe the hair was distorting his vision. He looked again and promptly dropped the fistful of hair. Nope, he had seen clearly.

Duo was standing there with his fly undone and something attached to his cock, his face twisted in pleasure. Trowa scratched his head and stole another glance. Mind made up he entered the building, whatever it was Duo was doing it looked pretty good and Trowa wasn't about to pass up on finding out just what that was.

Duo cracked open an eye as he felt Trowa's presence.

"Duo?"

"Ohh yeah.... What Tro?"

"What are you doing?"

"I'm getting a blow job from this machine."

"......."

Duo moaned again. "Ohh yeah baby.... suck it good."

"......."

"You wanna try it Tro? It's really good, so slow and smooth... Ohh fuck!"

Trowa wasn't sure but it looked like Duo was enjoying it. "Okay."

"Mmmmm.... Wonderful." Duo thrust his hips again. "Come over here then." Duo reached for another of the tubes. "Slap this over your cock man and be prepared for the suck of your life." Duo's eyes slid shut again as he offered the tube to Trowa.

Trowa took the tube and looked inside. It seemed harmless enough. He slid his finger into the depths and immediately felt his groin swell as the insides began to suck and massage his finger. In record time he yanked his finger out, unzipped his jeans and pulled his hardened cock from within. He couldn't wait to get that feeling over his shaft. The cylinder slid over his weeping head and swallowed his length.

"Oh shit!"

"Oh fuck!" replied Duo.

"This is great."

"Agnnn... I know man, I know. Damn! Heero can give good head but this... Ohhh..." Duo's hips were moving faster but the machine refused to increase its speed.

Trowa's eyes slid shut as his own cock was massaged, stroked and sucked rhythmically. It felt so good. Soon his moans were joining that of Duo's, only louder.

~ * ~

Heero pulled the cylinders from the cow's teats. "There you go girl." he said as he scratched the rump of the black and white beast. He hung the hose with it's tubes over the railing. "That's the last one." he said to himself. "Better shut down the machine." Heero began to walk back down the concrete walkway when he distinctly heard moaning.

He paused for a moment and cocked his head. Yep, definitely moaning but it sounded like more than one person. Heero frowned and then continued on his way. Turning the end of the shed he was stopped dead in his tracks, his eyes leaving his head for a moment as he took in the sight before him.

Duo...... and was that Trowa?

"Aggggnnnnn...."

Yep it was Trowa all right. Heero would recognize that moan anywhere, lord knows he had heard it often enough coming from Trowa's and the blonde's bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, lounge, closet... hell anywhere the pair happened to be!

He stared again. The pair of them were both standing there, hips thrusting, but four sets of hands were clearly visible. Given the way they were standing they couldn't be fucking each other so just what the hell was going on? Heero wasn't too sure he wanted to know the answer to that but he moved forwards anyway.

His jaw hit the floor.

The pair of them were reaching their climaxes, he could tell that much from the rapid increase in the panting, but it was the glint of the stainless steel that caught his eye. "Oh shit!" he whispered as his brain registered that the pair of them were getting it off with one of the automatic milkers.

His eyes traveled from the pair in front, along the tube to the holding tank.

The tank that had just been filled with the fresh milk from the cows.

"K'so!" he shouted but it was too late.

Duo's eyes squeezed shut as he felt the small tube ripple around him and suck, drawing him finally over the edge. "Oh fuck!... Oh yes!... Oh shit!" he screamed as he found his completion.

Trowa followed moments after. "Nnnnnnnn...... ohhhhhhh....."

The two boys collapsed against each other, trembling as their seed was sucked from them to pass down the tube and into the hose. The cylinders continued to massage and suck, sending shivers through sated forms as oversensitive flesh was repeatedly coaxed to give up more of its fluid.

Suddenly the tube's were removed and Duo found himself staring into Heero's annoyed blue eyes.

"Hey Hee-chan. Wow you were right, these automatic milkers are great." he panted. "Not that I don't appreciate your mouth baby, but shit..."

"Duo?"

"You really should try it Heero."

"Duo?"

"Talk about the suck of your life..."

"DUO!"

"What Heero?" Duo was still lost in his post orgasmic high and didn't want to come back to earth just yet. He was hanging on to Trowa who returned the gesture, effectively propping each other up. Trowa was unable to answer, speech completely deserting him as his body re routed all senses to focus only on his sensitive groin.

"You realize what you have just done?"

"Ummm... had the best blow job of my life?"

"Baka!" Heero thwapped him upside of the head. "Where do you think your semen just went?"

The smack to his head triggered some brain cells to start functioning and Duo looked at the set of cylinders in Heero's hand and then to the connecting tube. His eyes wandered along the hose to the large vat and his eyes opened wide. Just like Quatre earlier, one word came to mind....

Actually it was two words...

"Oh fuck!"

~ * ~

"Aggggghhhhhhhh!!!! Get off me you rabid animal!" Wufei screamed as Humpty once more took possession of his leg.

Humpty ignored the screaming but enjoyed the thrusts of the leg against his groin. He whined happily as his forepaws locked again and his little pelvis began its frantic thrusting.

Wufei tried to move, dragging his weighted leg along. He tried to pry the shaggy animal from his person but the dog was stuck firm reminding him of that annoying bit of bubble gum that somehow manages to find its way onto the bottom of your shoe.

"Kisama dog! I warn you this is an injustice and I fully intend to get you neutered the moment we get back to the farm yard even if I have to do it myself!!" Wufei screamed, cursing the fact that he hadn't got his katana with him right now.

It all fell on deaf ears however as Humpty continued to do what he did best.... hump that wonderful leg.

Wufei tried again to remove the parasite but it was all in vain. The dog was determined to stay until he achieved his goal.

With a couple more thrusts Humpty's tail began to twitch and his back ripple as his eyes glazed over.

Wufei's pants suddenly felt wet... very wet. He looked down as the dog released him and toppled over, panting heavily. "I promise you a slow castration..... without anesthetic." Wufei shook his leg and with a grunt of disgust began to walk back towards the farm house.

Humpty watched for a moment and then dragged himself to his feet to trot after the object of his affection.

~ * ~

Quatre's wrists were aching. He had no idea that milking could be so strenuous... or take so long. He seemed to have been at it for hours and still the bucket was only half full. He lifted his head from the warm sweaty flank and gazed into the bucket. Milky liquid slapped against the side and Quatre looked at it a little puzzled. Somehow it seemed a bit thicker than he remembered milk being and not quite as white either. Come to think of it the whole milking thing didn't seem all that right either. He could have sworn Trowa had said that with each pull of the teat you would get a stream of the milk come forth into the bucket.

Maybe he wasn't doing it the proper way then because it seemed that it took several pulls before he got so much as a dribble and then after a short while it gushed for a few tugs and then went back to a trickle again. Quatre sighed. He really didn't want to admit defeat but it looked like he was going to have to. He gave a few more quick tugs and jerks before removing his hands from underneath and straightening the kinks from his back.

He looked at the animal before him. The shaggy coat was matted with sweat, the strong odor of bovine filled the air. "Strange." he thought out aloud. "I didn't think cows sweated this much when they got milked." Dismissing the thought from his mind Quatre stood and retrieved his bucket and stool. He pushed his bangs away from his head and turned to go back to the farm yard.

The animal stood on shaky legs, its face slightly distorted and tongue lolling out as it watched the little human leave the paddock.

~ * ~

"You realize you have both just contaminated that entire vat of milk don't you?" Heero glared at Trowa and Duo.

"Awww lighten up a little Hee-chan." Duo replied as he tucked his softened cock back into his jeans and zipped them up. "You're just jealous that you didn't get a go."

Trowa snickered.

"I suggest you put yours back in your pants too Trowa." Heero snapped.

Trowa sheepishly obeyed.

"What's a little thickened cream amongst friends Heero?" Duo sniggered.

"The milk truck will be calling to collect that milk and take it to the plant to be bottled for sale Duo."

"So? Just think of the extra protein people will be getting on their Weeties."

Trowa started to giggle. Duo spun around and lifted the Heavyarms pilot's bang and stared in disbelief.

"Hey Heero.... raise the flags, Trowa's giggling."

Heero rolled his eyes. "Bakas! The pair of you. Just how are we supposed to explain about the extra's in the milk?"

"Just tell them it's all natural." Duo quipped.

"Yeah nothing artificial in there." snickered Trowa.

Heero threw his hands up in the air in disgust.

"No artificial flavorings or preservatives." sniggered Duo, "They should be paying us extra for the stuff." Duo winked at Trowa. "Hey maybe it will catch on and we can do this every day Tro."

"I'm game."

"Arrrggggg!" Heero screamed. "That's it! No way am I having cocoa tonight."

Duo was leaning against Trowa for support as he dissolved into fits of laughter. He stopped a moment later as he saw Heero's head swivel around and he followed his lover's line of vision. "Hey where's Q-man been? I thought he was coming to help with the milking?"

"So did I." Heero replied.

The three walked towards the open door and watched the blonde walking across the yard whistling to himself and swinging a bucket.

"Hey Quatre. Where you been man? We've been waiting for you to come and help with the milking but it's all done now so I guess you have missed out." Duo sang out.

Quatre looked up at the calling of his name and smiled, then frowned. "I have been milking."

"Huh?" Duo looked at Heero but Heero just shrugged his shoulders. He hadn't seen the blonde in the cow shed.

"Errr... Q? The cows were in here just a few minutes ago, they're all done."

Quatre stopped in front of the trio. "I went out to the paddock and did some milking. Here see." Quatre held the bucket out for them to inspect.

Three sets of eyes peered cautiously in the bucket at the cloudy fluid within. "Errr... Quatre, where did you go milking?" Duo asked hesitantly.

"Over there. It was harder than I thought though and it took quite a while but I did managed to get the bucket nearly full." Quatre beamed.

Heero turned a nice shade of red, Duo tried hard not to choke and Trowa was trying desperately to hold his chuckles as the three looked where Quatre had pointed.

"What's so funny?" Quatre asked a little confused.

"You really are a natural blonde aren't ya?" Duo giggled. "Ohhh man..."

"What do you mean by that Duo?" Quatre was even more puzzled.

Trowa stepped forward and turned his lover to face the way he had come. He pointed to the beast standing at the paddock gate with its eyes glazed and crossed, legs wobbling, tongue hanging out and a sated happy look on its face.

"That Quatre is not a cow."

"Oh? Then what is it?"

"That is a bull........"

"No wonder it took so long to fill the bucket then." Quatre mused in all innocence.

Duo lost it. His laughter tore from him to the point where he collapsed in Heero's arms. Heero was also having a hard time keeping his face straight and so buried it in Duo's soft hair and snickered away.

Trowa was rolling on the floor in hysterics.

"Kisama!!!" The four pilots all spun around at the same time as Wufei streaked across the yard, hair unbound and flying out wildly behind him. A hairy black and white blur shot past next and the four watched as with a loud wail Wufei was attacked and knocked to the floor.

"Oh shit! Is Wufei okay?" Quatre asked no one in particular.

Duo began to giggle again. "I think Wu man has soothed the savage beast."

The four continued to stare as Wufei tried to stand up and push the amorous dog from his leg, to no avail. His trouser legs were soaking, he had no idea that a canine had such a strong libido or quick recovery time. Unfortunately he was made aware of this fact by Humpty's continuous flirtations with his trouser legs. "Humpty! Stop it! Heel! Sit! Stay! GET OFF!!!!"

Duo had joined Trowa in the dirt, rolling around clutching his sides as the tears ran freely down his face. The two pilots unable to stop their laughing.

"Oh my." Quatre said softly and clasped his hand to his mouth. "Now I know why they called him Humpty." A snicker found its way through his fingers.

Heero watched the scene before him, his mouth began to twitch and he was unable to stop the chuckles from escaping.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooo.................."