Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Down on the Farm ❯ Chapter 3

The entire farmyard froze. Even Humpty paused in mid hump. All heads began to turn slowly to the source of the sound.

Heero's jaw slid open. One word sprang to mind.

Actually it was two words....

"Oh fuck!"

~ * ~

"Heeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooo......"

Duo slapped his forehead in disgust. "How the fuck did she manage to find us this time?"

Heero visibly trembled.

"Ya sure she ain't planted a homing device or somethin on you Heero?" Duo asked as he stood up and proceeded to 'pat' his partner down, paying special attention to Heero's ass. "I mean she could have shoved something..."

"Duo! I think if Relena had put anything on me I would have known about it." Heero replied as he caught hold of his koi's wandering hands, not that he wasn't appreciating the wandering but now wasn't the time or place for that, especially if they wouldn't be able to see the act all the way through. If there was something Heero hated more than Relena it was not being able to finish what he started.... or what Duo started....

Quatre was hugging Trowa close, his face grimacing in pain. "What is it Quatre? Is it your space heart? Are all the emotions getting too much for you?" Trowa was visibly concerned for his petite lover knowing just how painful Quatre's empathy could be to the blonde at times.

"No, no it isn't my space heart... It's the thought of her." Quatre replied as he grimaced again.

Trowa held him close... sharing in his pain.

Wufei took advantage of Humpty's pause and managed to free his leg and scramble up from the dirt. Spying the tractor sitting to one side he made a leap for it and managed to scramble up, effectively saving his legs from any further abuse. Well for the moment anyway.

Relena spotted *her* Heero and began to move across the farmyard towards him. It had taken her a while and some pretty strong bribery, threats, blackmail and the kidnapping of a few prosthetic parts from a certain doctor, but she had managed to track him down at last. As Relena advanced so Heero and Duo could only stare, rooted to the spot in horror as the pink pain in the ass advanced.

Quatre suddenly stiffened in Trowa's arms as he heard a sound that sent chills up his spine.

"Honk."

The goose waddled around the side of the barn and immediately spotted Relena. Its eyes lit up at the sight of the pink person and its brain registered one thing.... Human.... food....

Trowa suddenly found himself with an armful of Quatre as the blonde leapt up. "Oh shit! Not the goose."

Relena screamed as a flurry of feathers, feet, beak and beady eyes bore down on her. She started to run. "Help! Help!" she screamed.

Wufei watched as did Humpty as the pink peril ran around the farmyard. He had no idea the girl could run that fast.

Relena circled the tractor and glared at Wufei. "Move over." she screamed as she made to leap up.

"No way onna! Find your own safe place." Wufei yelled back.

Humpty growled in agreeance. He didn't like the look or smell of those pink legs and there was no way he wanted them near the soft, white gorgeous ones he had fallen in lust with. He bared his teeth.

Relena took one look at the shaggy canine and changed her mind. Her eyes darted wildly about and spotted Trowa... complete with Quatre who was doing his best to squirm inside Trowa's skin. She changed direction.

"Oh shit! Incoming!" Trowa squeaked.

Quatre opened his eyes for a second and then shut them abruptly. "Don't let her get me... please Trowa..."

Trowa turned and did the only thing he could do....

He ran like shit towards the hen house.

The hens could see their adored leader barreling towards them and began to squawk and cackle in alarm. They scattered momentarily as the door was flung open and their 'rooster' shot inside. They quickly got over their shock and clucked amongst themselves, trying to figure out what had their *man* and his Gold Laced Wyandotte [1] so flustered.

The hens all stared at the featherless pink skinned old boiler that was heading in their direction. With a quick ruffle of feathers they were agreed and took up formation.... standing along the wire line of the hen run, backsides to the fence, heads tucked between their legs as they watched the boiler approach. When she was within range the large Rhode Island Red gave the cluck and the hens *fired*.

Relena was pulled up short as she was suddenly confronted by a line of chicken rears. She screamed as the chickens took aim and fired, her hands flying to shield her face as wave after wave of eggs were launched in her direction.

Dripping with yolks, shell and albumen, Relena swerved away from the hen house, by passed the growling dog and Wufei on the tractor, and sprinted across the yard, the goose still hot on her heels.

Try as she might Relena couldn't shake the goose. In last desperate attempt she ran straight at Heero. "Heero! Heero! Save me..." she screamed and ran full tilt at the Japanese boy.

Heero just stared, unable to move as he watched the events unfolding before him and then the infatuated girl turned in his direction and began to bore down on him.

With a last scream of "Save me!" Relena flung herself at Heero.

Duo had watched in silence as Relena began to scream for Heero to save her. He stood stunned as the pink idiot raced towards Heero screaming for him to save her. He saw Heero's muscles begin to twitch in reflex. "Oh no you don't buddy!" he growled.

Duo waited until the last moment when Relena was about to launch herself from the ground and sprang into action. As the girl became airborne, aimed directly at his lover, Duo reached out, grabbed Heero by the arm, and yanked him out of the way.

"Mission Rejected!" he snarled.

Relena's eyes went wide as one minute Heero was in front of her and the next he was gone. She swallowed hard as her leap propelled her through the air and towards the duck pond. Seconds before she hit the water one word went through her mind.

Actually it was two words...

"Oh fuck!"

~ * ~

Heero felt himself pulled to the side and his hair fluttered as the breeze of Relena's passing ruffled his bangs. He watched wide eyed as the girl sailed past and landed with a loud splash in the duck pond.

The five pilots, one dog, several hens and the goose all stared in shock.... then a grin began to form on Trowa's lips. Soon the five of them were laughing hysterically as a rather wet Relena stood up in the pond. Or rather tried to.

Relena felt herself hit the water and shut her eyes. The cool moisture instantly soaked her clothes and she could feel the slimy mud of the bottom of the pond rise up to engulf her. Spluttering she dragged herself up only to slip over again as her feet fought to find some sort of foothold in the six inch mud sludge that made up the base of the duck pond. She wiped some of the slime from her eyes and peered out.

Duo laughed even harder. "Hey look Hee-chan, it's the Creature from the Black Duck Pond." he snickered.

Draped with the odd bit of rotting vegetation, mud and dripping wet, Relena did look like something from a classic horror movie. A disgusted duck quacked its disapproval from the side.

As Relena reached the edge of the pond and began to haul herself out so Heero moved over towards her. Duo watched in amusement. Heero reached down and pulled her out. Relena was about to thank him when she promptly shut up.

Heero's hand snaked towards her dripping blouse.

Relena's eyes widened as she realized where his hand was heading and then as it plunged inside her blouse she let go a small moan. Finally her Heero had come around and woken up to his inner feelings that he loved her and not that braided idiot.

Heero's hand fished around under the wet silky material for a moment before re appearing clutching something.

"Ohh Heero..." Relena began but was stopped short when Heero slapped a fish in her face.

"Here Relena, you always said you wanted a koi... Now you have one." Heero's voice was calm without a trace of humor in it.

Wufei fell off the tractor, Trowa dropped Quatre and then promptly joined him in the dirt. Duo had to shove his fist in his mouth to stop the insane laughter from bursting forth. Heero simply turned and began to walk away. The goose watched the proceedings with interest.

Humpty took one look at Wufei and pounced.

The hens all gathered around their 'rooster' and clucked protectively.

Relena stood in shock, her mouth imitating that of the fish she held. "B...B...But.." she began and then screamed and stamped her foot. Putting her hands on her hips she narrowed her eyes. "Heero Yuy you come back here this instant and apologize."

The goose pounced.

"Arrrgggghhhhh!" Relena took off at a run, goose honking madly behind. "I'll get you for this Heero... Ouch! Ow! Get away you horrible beast! Help, Pargan bring the limo now!"

Duo was rolling around unable to stop his laughter, Trowa and Quatre were holding each other for support as the tears ran down their cheeks. Wufei was torn between removing the amorous Humpty and trying to stifle his own mirth.

"Ohh Heero.... Koi... fish... classic." Duo snorted. "I'm proud of you baby."

"Hn. Maybe I should have offered her some milk and cookies."

Duo began to choke.

~ * ~

The pilots had managed to recover from Relena's visit and sat around the large table in the farm house kitchen sipping on sodas, all suddenly declaring an allergy to milk and its products.

"So what's next?" asked Wufei as he entered the room, toweling his hair from his shower.

"I wondered where you went Wu man." Duo said as he reached for an apple.

"After this mornings exploits I needed one." Wufei growled. "Where's the laundry?"

"Through that door I think." replied Quatre. "Don't tell me you have a pile of dirty washing already?"

Wufei dropped his pants from the morning to the floor, only they didn't crumple, they stood.... by themselves.

"These are going to need soaking." he grimaced.

"I think they've already been soaked." Duo snickered.

"Looks like Wufei discovered a new form of starch." Trowa added in his calm tone.

"That's right, go ahead and rub it in. Is there no justice?" Wufei mumbled as he went through to the laundry.

"I'd say the dog already rubbed it in." Heero dead panned but fortunately Wufei was out of earshot.

Quatre sighed. "Did you get those vegetables for me Trowa?"

Trowa suitably blushed. "Ummm no. I was on my way when I got side tracked."

Duo snickered. "Yeah he *came* to help with the milking."

Quatre was completely oblivious to the innuendo and subsequent result of the *milking* and continued merrily on as if nothing had happened. "Well maybe we can get the vegetables now then."

"Sure."

"I will accompany you also." Wufei spoke as he re entered the kitchen, having dealt with his stiff pants.

"What are you two going to do?" Quatre asked Heero and Duo.

"There's some sacks of grain that need moving in the barn and the trailer needs to be loaded with hay ready to take out to the sheep and cows so we thought we would make a start on that." Duo grinned.

"We did?" Heero's eyes widened.

"Ohh c'mon Heero, ya know you wanna work out and what better way than shifting some sacks?" Duo's eyes twinkled.

"Hn." Heero had a pretty good idea who would be shifting the sacks.

"'Sides, it's fun just the two of us in the sack." Duo leaned over and whispered.

Quatre stood and tossed his empty soda can into the trash. "Well I'm going to get some vegetables."

Trowa and Wufei followed the blonde outside, Wufei keeping a wary eye out for a certain mongrel and Quatre watching for any signs of the goose.

"Ready Heero?" Duo stood and waited for his lover to finish off his soda.

"Lead on Duo." Heero sighed and followed his koi out to the barn.

~ * ~

"Don'cha just love the country life Heero?" Duo said with his eyes closed chewing on a stalk of hay. He was laying on his back over several bales as Heero moved the sacks.

Heero grunted as he lifted another sack of wheat onto his shoulders and trekked across the floor. With another grunt he deposited it on top of the pile and straightened up. He rubbed his aching back and glanced back to his lover.

Duo's eyes were still closed, his braid dangling over the edge of the bales where a ginger kitten was having the time of its life playing with the end. Heero smiled as he watched the kitten.

The small cat chased the swinging end back and forth, patting it with his paws and sending it swinging again. From time to time it would pounce and catch the braid in it's forepaws before flopping on its back and kicking at the tasseled end with his hind paws, it's mouth chewing on the loose ends.

Heero moved back to the last remaining sack and heaved it up. He was tired and sweating, his shoulders and back ached from the effort but it was a nice ache. Dumping the last sack onto the pile he turned back to Duo and went to sit next to him.

Duo cracked open an eye as Heero sat down. He watched as his lover stripped off the tank top and bunched it in his hands, using it to wipe the sweat from his brow. Duo licked his lips at the sight of his lover's bare torso and rolled over.

The kitten went skidding past as it missed the shifting braid.

Heero lay back feeling the hay prickling against his skin. His brain suddenly registered that the hay should be against his back... not his nipples. He looked up to see a grinning Duo running the end of the hay stalk around his sensitive nipples. He groaned.

"Want me to make you feel better koi?"

Heero moaned as his nipples stiffened... along with his cock.

"Okay baby, I'll take that as a yes." Duo lowered his lips and took one hardened nub into his mouth and sucked.

Heero's back arched and he whimpered as his skin tingled, aches forgotten as a wave of new sensation ran over him.

The kitten continued to play and wrestle with the tassel of chestnut hair.

Duo shifted his attentions to Heero's other nipple.

The kitten chased the braid as it snaked away.

As Duo continued to feed at Heero's chest so his hands traced their way southwards over slickened skin of abdomen to pause at the waist band of spandex.

Heero groaned and pushed his hips upwards.

Duo chuckled lightly around his mouthful. "Want something koi?"

"Nnnnnn...."

Duo slipped his fingers underneath and grazed the pads over the tip of Heero's arousal.

Heero's hips bucked and his back arched pushing Duo upwards and tearing the braid from the kitten's claws.

The little animal watched as the braid lifted and then returned. Happily it pounced again.

Duo's hand wormed its way inside the stretchy material and wrapped around the shaft. Slowly he began to pump the organ, eliciting soft gasps of pleasure from Heero's throat.

"Stop teasing Duo." Heero moaned as he brought his hands to the button and zipper of Duo's pants. Quickly he undid them and dived inside.

It was Duo's turn to gasp as Heero's hand found his aching shaft and began to squeeze.

Heero wriggled his hips as he felt Duo begin to tug his spandex down. The clingy material caught on the head of his erection for a moment, before Duo yanked it free and pulled the offending item down Heero's legs, over his feet and then tossed the shorts over his head.

They landed on top of the kitten.

Duo's fingers ghosted down Heero's shaft, across the silky sac and dipped into the crevice below.

Heero bucked into the touch.

The kitten clawed its way out from under the spandex shorts and looked around haughtily.

Duo circled his finger around Heero's entrance while Heero continued to stroke his shaft.

"Lube." Heero gasped out.

Duo raised his head and kissed his lover. "I think I saw some oil over there."

"Duo!"

"Shhh koi, not engine oil... vegetable oil, it's used in some of the feed stuffs."

"Ahhhh...." Heero moaned as Duo pressed the tip of his finger inside.

"I'll go get it."

The kitten clawed desperately but the braid disappeared from its grasp. Vainly he looked around to see where it had gone.

Duo stood and walked over to the corner and peered at the shelf. Yup, there was a bottle of vegetable oil all right. He picked it up and headed back to where a naked Heero lay sprawled on the hay. Duo set the bottle down and quickly removed his own clothes. Placing the bottle within easy reach he climbed back on top of Heero, grinding their naked erections together as he hefted his braid over his shoulder.

The kitten was washing its face when all of a sudden it was knocked flat as a braid landed on top of it. The cat immediately hissed and sprang around, grabbing the end and biting it furiously.

Duo slid to the side and pushed Heero's legs wide. He opened the lid and drizzled the oil over his fingers. Setting the bottle down he returned his fingers to their earlier task, probing gently at Heero's entrance.

Heero moaned as he felt the slick digit enter him, he pushed his hips down, seeking to draw the questing finger deeper.

Duo continued to rain kisses over Heero's throat as he worked a second and then third finger inside, stretching and loosening Heero's body to accept him.

The kitten skidded as the tassel swung past again.

Heero was shoving his hips as hard as he could against Duo's teasing fingers. "Duo... stop teasing, take me now I'm ready." he moaned. He snaked a hand between Duo's legs and tugged on his koi's cock, trying to pull the organ to where he wanted it.

Duo chuckled. "No patience Heero.... no patience." He brushed his lips against Heero's. "You want me baby?"

"Ohh yesss...."

"Then you can have me." Duo reached for the bottle as he slipped his fingers from within Heero's hot channel. Quickly he coated his length before dropping the bottle to the ground.

The kitten lay still as the braid danced before him. He drew his hind legs underneath ready to pounce.

Duo raised himself and knelt between Heero's spread legs.

The kitten was about to jump when suddenly the braid disappeared. The cat jumped and spun around searching for where the teasing toy had gone.

Duo positioned himself at Heero's entrance and pushed forwards, sheathing himself in the tight heat of Heero's body. He paused for a moment to let Heero adjust and then began to thrust.

Heero's head thrashed from side to side as Duo found his prostate with deadly accuracy. He gouged large handfuls from the hay beneath as his pleasure rose to undreamed of heights.

The kitten jumped in shock as a handful of hay came raining down. Quickly the small animal skittered around the edge of the bales and stopped. He looked up.

Duo's eyes were closed as he repeatedly advanced and retreated into Heero's warmth. His cock stroked to perfection. He spread his own legs and dug his knees into the hay to give him better grip and allow deeper penetration. His cock was swallowed to the hilt in Heero's ass, his balls swinging and colliding with Heero's cheeks as he continued to pound away.

The kittens eyes opened wide. The small golden orbs watched entranced as the sac swung back and forth. The kitten climbed up the hay bale for a better look.

Duo reached between their bodies and wrapped around Heero's shaft. He began to pump the length in time with his thrusts. "Ohh Heero.... sooo good." he moaned.

Heero just panted beneath him, speech having long ago deserted him.

The kitten crouched and pulled it's hind legs underneath. He watched mesmerized as his target continued to swing back and forth.

"Ohhh god.... Heero.... I'm gonna...." Duo grunted as he felt the fire of his orgasm building.

"Oh shit Duo, harder, faster." Heero returned, feeling his own climax beginning to steal through his groin.

The kitten pulled its hind end up and wiggled his bottom ready to pounce.

"Agggghhhh..... Heero!" Duo felt his seed explode from his cock to be swallowed by Heero's passage.

"Nnnnngggg .... Duo." Heero thrust upwards a couple more times as his own load shot forth.

The kitten took one last look... aimed and pounced, sinking his claws in.

Duo felt as if a thousand white hot needles had been forced into his scrotum. One word came to mind....

Actually it was two words....

"Oh fuck!"

~ oOo ~

To be concluded.

[1] This is a breed of chicken.