Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Drabble Series - Signs ❯ Humpty ( Chapter 6 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Disclaimer: I don't own the G Boys, I just borrow them from time to time and return them a whole lot happier. Written for pleasure, not profit.
 
Rating: R
 
Pairing: 2x1
 
Warnings: Yaoi, lime, fluff.
 
Summary: Duo and Heero are visiting the mall when Duo spots another sign.
 
Drabble #6 in the Drabble series: 'Signs'
 
"Humpty"
 
February. 2006 ShenLong
 
 
Duo pressed the button for the central locking on the car. The lights flashed as the audible 'click' of the locks was heard.
 
"Stay," Duo said as he patted the car's fender, then he turned and began to walk through the maze of vehicles towards the mall's entrance.
 
Pausing before crossing the car park thoroughfare, Heero heard his partner give a snort of amusement and turned to see what had caught his companion's interest.
 
He froze.
 
Just to the side of them stood a sign. Heero's eyes traveled up the pole to the picture and words atop of the pole.
 
'Caution - Speed Hump.'
 
One look at the mischievous glint in his partner's eye and Heero was off running. "Uh uh! No way, Duo," Heero called out from over his shoulder as he sprinted for the mall and safety.
 
"But, Heero. It will be a quickie. I promise I can hump really fast!"
 
Heero continued to run.
 
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The sign 'Caution - Speed Hump' can be found in most shopping center car parks in Aussie.