Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Drabble Series - Signs ❯ Checkout ( Chapter 12 )

Disclaimer: I don't own the G Boys, I just borrow them from time to time and return them a whole lot happier. Written for pleasure, not profit.

 

Rating: R

 

Pairing: 2x1

 

Warnings: Yaoi, innuendo, fluff.

 

Summary: Heero and Duo take a trip to the supermarket.

 

Drabble #12 in the Drabble series: 'Signs'

 

"Checkout"

 

March. 2006 ShenLong

 

"Toilet rolls," Heero said and turned down the next aisle in the supermarket, consulting his list.

 

Duo obediently pushed the trolley along, quite pleased that he'd actually snagged one whose wheels all went in the same direction - no mean feat.

 

"Toothpaste." Heero stooped to pick up a tube and toss it into the trolley.

 

"Shampoo," Duo reminded his lover who snatched a bottle off the shelf in passing.

 

"Just soap left," Heero said as they continued down the aisle to said item.

 

"All done?" Duo asked.

 

"Yes, I think so," replied Heero as he checked the list again. "You can head for the checkout now." Heero was well aware of Duo's loathing for shopping, the happy sigh confirming the fact.

 

Duo stopped at one of the many checkouts and waited patiently behind a woman who was busily unloading her cart. Heero moved to the front of their trolley as the woman finished and then pulled her cart forwards and out of the way. Reaching over, Heero grabbed the small divider bar and passed it to Duo who was getting ready to transfer the shopping from the trolley to the checkout conveyor belt.

 

Duo took the divider and went to set it down when something caught his eye. Instantly his face lit up and a mischievous twinkle appeared in his eye. He turned and faced Heero. "If you insist, Heero. I'll be right back." Duo passed the divider back, pushed past the trolley and disappeared in the direction of the 'personal products' aisle.

 

Heero stood dumbfounded at his partner's quick exit for a moment, then he looked at the divider in his hand.

 

'Lube it - or lose it' was emblazoned along the innocent looking divider.

 

"Duo! Omae o korosu!"

 

~ Owari ~

 

The sign was found on a grocery divider from a supermarket. Windryder sent it through to me when she saw it on a colleague's desk. Thanks hon!