Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Duo: Cherub of Love ❯ Z/N ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Lady Lye 
Duo's first target: Zechs and Noin. AAACK! Can he get ANYTHING right?!
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.30.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 289 | Status: Completed
Duo's first target: Zechs and Noin. AAACK! Can he get ANYTHING right?!
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.30.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 289 | Status: Completed
Duo- Cherub of Love
*snort* Yeah right. Lil background- 8th period study hall- me and someone else who likes anime. This other person can draw. This other person was bored and drew Duo as cupid. *grin* A fanfic is born.
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Lady: *sing-song* Oh Bo-oys!
Heero: Hn.
Trowa: …
Wufei: What, Onna?
Quatre: Oh no, please no…
Duo: Whaddup, babe?
Lady: Actually, all I need for right now is Duo. The rest of you are free to go. *snaps fingers. The other boys disappear, leaving her with Duo.*
Duo: Eep. This can't be good…
Lady: Oh how smart of you. Listen up- Study hall was boring today-
Duo: Oh crap… They need to abolish Study Hall- have you SEEN how many fanfics are started in study halls across the country? It's a conspiracy, I tell you!
Lady: Yes, yes, of course. Anyways- *snaps fingers again.*
Duo: AAH! What'd you do to my clothes! *he looks down in horror. He looks like Cupid- you know, the lil guy with the wings who makes people fall in love? Which means toga style top and-* A SKIRT!?!?
Lady: It's an ancient greek/roman thing. I think it's cute. Don't go bashing other cultures, D-man.
Duo: *mumbles & grumbles* What the hell do you want to do? Have them all laugh at me?
Lady: No, silly. I want you to play Cupid for a day! GW is frustratingly low on REAL romance. Your job is to make certain people fall in love, got it? Humiliating you is just a bonus.
Duo: THANKS.
Lady: Well part of your job is not to let them see you.
Duo: And HOW do I do that?
Lady: That's your job. Not mine. I just record it all for the masses. Anyways, you got the wing, you got the quiver, you got the arrows, you got the sandals- and let's not forget the braid. What am I forgetting? Oh yeah! Your list of assignments! *thrusts a long-ish looking roll of paper at him* Have fun, Duo-kun! *disappears, Cheshire-cat style; grin last*
Duo: Man, that is CREEPY. *shakes his head* Lessee… *unrolls the parchment. It seems to roll away into the distance.* Man, that's WEAK Lady… *he rolls it back up, muttering to himself and carefully unrolls only enough to read the beginning* Man. I thought they were ALREADY in love!
Lady As Echoing Voice from SOMEWHERE: Hey, who's the author around here!? They never actually DO anything! I'm sick of it! Go fix it!
Duo: *mumble-grumble*
Lady: NOW!
Duo: EEP! Ok! Ok! *flies off to do so*
Peacecraft Mansion
Duo: Man, this sucks like all hell… (AN: Sorry, that's the way I talk and I'm fifteen and so's he. Plus, he's a boy who's a soldier which implies that he should be even WORSE. Shut up. Stereotypes is handy.) *lands behind a tree. Up on the balcony, Zechs and Noin are having lunch.* Stupid Lady… Making me do stupid things…
Noin: *looking at Zechs dreamily* Mhmm…
Zechs: *continuing to speak, not noticing how she is looking at him. Pauses.* You look different today.
Noin: *brightly* Oh, you noticed! *beams. She's wearing casual clothes- very pretty ones at that*
Zechs: Is that mustard on your face?
Noin: *face crashes. She quickly wipes it away, trying to hide her disappointment*
Duo: Man, he is hopeless… *pulls out an arrow. Prepares to aim…*
Relena: *coming up behind him* Duo? What on EARTH are you doing here?
Duo: *jumps in fright. The arrow hits Noin instead of Zechs*
Noin: *blinks for a moment. Sees Zechs. She loves him 3000x more now.* Oh, Zechs…
Zechs: Lucy, you alright?
Noin: Mhmm… *looks at him with dreamy wistfulness*
Zechs: Eh?
Duo: Damn!
Relena: Duo what are you wearing? Why are you shooting at my brother and Miss Noin?
Lady: *popping into the scene* Duo you MORON! Crap… Baka! Now she loves him so much she'll die if he doesn't love her back!
Duo: Kuso.
Relena: *makes the connection* OMG! Duo are you trying to be cupid or something?! What are you- a TOTAL moron?
Duo: Well it's not my fault! SHE *points at Lady* made me! And YOU screwed me up!
Relena: Well what was I SUPPOSED to do? It's not everyday you see a gundam pilot in your backyard shooting pink heart shaped arrows and your brother and his would-be girlfriend!
Lady: ENOUGH! Noin's life is IN DANGER. Duo, go fix it.
Duo: *whining* Why me?!
Lady: Because you're the one who messed it up! Go do it!
Duo: But it's Relena's fault!
Lady: *ponders this* Relena, you're Aphrodite/Venus- goddess of love and beauty. You get to supervise. Have fun guys! *She disappears. Relena is instantly in fancy toga-dress thingy with lots of jewelry*
Relena: Cool.
Duo: How come you get to supervise?
Relena: Because I'm a girl and I instinctively know more of what to do. Shoot Zechs with an arrow.
Duo: What good will that do? I need to make Noin stop loving him that much first.
Relena: Moron- that'll take too long! Just shoot him so they'll love each other, then we can worry about making her love him a little less.
*they continue to argue. At the table, Zechs leaves. Noin looks as though she may burst into tears and dejectedly walks past them to the little fountain at the bottom of the garden*
Relena: Now look what you've done!
Duo: Hey, where's she going?! *they both watch Noin stand before the fountain, staring into it forlornly*
Noin: It's so obvious… Why didn't I see it before? He doesn't love me… He never did… *she pulls out a gun*
Relena & Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Relena: Miss Noin! Stop! Please! Don't shoot yourself!! *runs out to stop her* Duo go to Zechs! Bring him back here! Quickly!
Duo: Eep! *takes off on his teensy weensy wings to find Zechs* ZEEEECHS!
Zechs: What the hell?!
Duo: C'mere! *he blindfolds Zechs and begins to carry him off to Noin, but, well, Zechs is a little heavy. Twenty minutes later…*
Relena: My brother's such an SOB…
Noin: *sniffle* No, it isn't his fault. I just- can't go on this way is all…
Duo: Got him! *throws Zechs in front of Noin & pricks him with an arrow, removing the blindfold.*
Zechs: Ow! Huh? Woah… *he catches sight of Noin* Lucy…
Noin: Oh, Zechs- *they embrace*
Relena: Awwww… finally.
Duo: Hmph. This job is ROUGH, man. I'm not doing this anymore…
Lady: *popping in* YAY! Lookit! Zechsy and Noin together at last!! Good job, Duo! Of course we all know it's owed to Relena that things didn't go still MORE wrong…
Duo: Hey!
Relena: *looks smug*
Lady: Sadly, it's more fun with just Duo. Sorry, Relena. I'll save you for emergencies, ok? C'mon Duo. *snaps her fingers. She and Duo are back wherever the hell it was they started*
Duo: I quit.
Lady: Pardon? No no- you don't seem to understand. You don't get a choice. You're doing this whether you like it or not. Now get starts- you have LONG list of assignments there.
Duo: *groan* I hate you, Lady…
Lady: Luv ya too, hon. *pops out*
Duo: Ok lessee… *looks at parchment* No- No- No, this can't be. This can't be right! LADY!!!!!!!!
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So? Luv it? Hate it? GIVE ME FRIGGING FEEDBACK!
-Lady
*snort* Yeah right. Lil background- 8th period study hall- me and someone else who likes anime. This other person can draw. This other person was bored and drew Duo as cupid. *grin* A fanfic is born.
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Lady: *sing-song* Oh Bo-oys!
Heero: Hn.
Trowa: …
Wufei: What, Onna?
Quatre: Oh no, please no…
Duo: Whaddup, babe?
Lady: Actually, all I need for right now is Duo. The rest of you are free to go. *snaps fingers. The other boys disappear, leaving her with Duo.*
Duo: Eep. This can't be good…
Lady: Oh how smart of you. Listen up- Study hall was boring today-
Duo: Oh crap… They need to abolish Study Hall- have you SEEN how many fanfics are started in study halls across the country? It's a conspiracy, I tell you!
Lady: Yes, yes, of course. Anyways- *snaps fingers again.*
Duo: AAH! What'd you do to my clothes! *he looks down in horror. He looks like Cupid- you know, the lil guy with the wings who makes people fall in love? Which means toga style top and-* A SKIRT!?!?
Lady: It's an ancient greek/roman thing. I think it's cute. Don't go bashing other cultures, D-man.
Duo: *mumbles & grumbles* What the hell do you want to do? Have them all laugh at me?
Lady: No, silly. I want you to play Cupid for a day! GW is frustratingly low on REAL romance. Your job is to make certain people fall in love, got it? Humiliating you is just a bonus.
Duo: THANKS.
Lady: Well part of your job is not to let them see you.
Duo: And HOW do I do that?
Lady: That's your job. Not mine. I just record it all for the masses. Anyways, you got the wing, you got the quiver, you got the arrows, you got the sandals- and let's not forget the braid. What am I forgetting? Oh yeah! Your list of assignments! *thrusts a long-ish looking roll of paper at him* Have fun, Duo-kun! *disappears, Cheshire-cat style; grin last*
Duo: Man, that is CREEPY. *shakes his head* Lessee… *unrolls the parchment. It seems to roll away into the distance.* Man, that's WEAK Lady… *he rolls it back up, muttering to himself and carefully unrolls only enough to read the beginning* Man. I thought they were ALREADY in love!
Lady As Echoing Voice from SOMEWHERE: Hey, who's the author around here!? They never actually DO anything! I'm sick of it! Go fix it!
Duo: *mumble-grumble*
Lady: NOW!
Duo: EEP! Ok! Ok! *flies off to do so*
Peacecraft Mansion
Duo: Man, this sucks like all hell… (AN: Sorry, that's the way I talk and I'm fifteen and so's he. Plus, he's a boy who's a soldier which implies that he should be even WORSE. Shut up. Stereotypes is handy.) *lands behind a tree. Up on the balcony, Zechs and Noin are having lunch.* Stupid Lady… Making me do stupid things…
Noin: *looking at Zechs dreamily* Mhmm…
Zechs: *continuing to speak, not noticing how she is looking at him. Pauses.* You look different today.
Noin: *brightly* Oh, you noticed! *beams. She's wearing casual clothes- very pretty ones at that*
Zechs: Is that mustard on your face?
Noin: *face crashes. She quickly wipes it away, trying to hide her disappointment*
Duo: Man, he is hopeless… *pulls out an arrow. Prepares to aim…*
Relena: *coming up behind him* Duo? What on EARTH are you doing here?
Duo: *jumps in fright. The arrow hits Noin instead of Zechs*
Noin: *blinks for a moment. Sees Zechs. She loves him 3000x more now.* Oh, Zechs…
Zechs: Lucy, you alright?
Noin: Mhmm… *looks at him with dreamy wistfulness*
Zechs: Eh?
Duo: Damn!
Relena: Duo what are you wearing? Why are you shooting at my brother and Miss Noin?
Lady: *popping into the scene* Duo you MORON! Crap… Baka! Now she loves him so much she'll die if he doesn't love her back!
Duo: Kuso.
Relena: *makes the connection* OMG! Duo are you trying to be cupid or something?! What are you- a TOTAL moron?
Duo: Well it's not my fault! SHE *points at Lady* made me! And YOU screwed me up!
Relena: Well what was I SUPPOSED to do? It's not everyday you see a gundam pilot in your backyard shooting pink heart shaped arrows and your brother and his would-be girlfriend!
Lady: ENOUGH! Noin's life is IN DANGER. Duo, go fix it.
Duo: *whining* Why me?!
Lady: Because you're the one who messed it up! Go do it!
Duo: But it's Relena's fault!
Lady: *ponders this* Relena, you're Aphrodite/Venus- goddess of love and beauty. You get to supervise. Have fun guys! *She disappears. Relena is instantly in fancy toga-dress thingy with lots of jewelry*
Relena: Cool.
Duo: How come you get to supervise?
Relena: Because I'm a girl and I instinctively know more of what to do. Shoot Zechs with an arrow.
Duo: What good will that do? I need to make Noin stop loving him that much first.
Relena: Moron- that'll take too long! Just shoot him so they'll love each other, then we can worry about making her love him a little less.
*they continue to argue. At the table, Zechs leaves. Noin looks as though she may burst into tears and dejectedly walks past them to the little fountain at the bottom of the garden*
Relena: Now look what you've done!
Duo: Hey, where's she going?! *they both watch Noin stand before the fountain, staring into it forlornly*
Noin: It's so obvious… Why didn't I see it before? He doesn't love me… He never did… *she pulls out a gun*
Relena & Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Relena: Miss Noin! Stop! Please! Don't shoot yourself!! *runs out to stop her* Duo go to Zechs! Bring him back here! Quickly!
Duo: Eep! *takes off on his teensy weensy wings to find Zechs* ZEEEECHS!
Zechs: What the hell?!
Duo: C'mere! *he blindfolds Zechs and begins to carry him off to Noin, but, well, Zechs is a little heavy. Twenty minutes later…*
Relena: My brother's such an SOB…
Noin: *sniffle* No, it isn't his fault. I just- can't go on this way is all…
Duo: Got him! *throws Zechs in front of Noin & pricks him with an arrow, removing the blindfold.*
Zechs: Ow! Huh? Woah… *he catches sight of Noin* Lucy…
Noin: Oh, Zechs- *they embrace*
Relena: Awwww… finally.
Duo: Hmph. This job is ROUGH, man. I'm not doing this anymore…
Lady: *popping in* YAY! Lookit! Zechsy and Noin together at last!! Good job, Duo! Of course we all know it's owed to Relena that things didn't go still MORE wrong…
Duo: Hey!
Relena: *looks smug*
Lady: Sadly, it's more fun with just Duo. Sorry, Relena. I'll save you for emergencies, ok? C'mon Duo. *snaps her fingers. She and Duo are back wherever the hell it was they started*
Duo: I quit.
Lady: Pardon? No no- you don't seem to understand. You don't get a choice. You're doing this whether you like it or not. Now get starts- you have LONG list of assignments there.
Duo: *groan* I hate you, Lady…
Lady: Luv ya too, hon. *pops out*
Duo: Ok lessee… *looks at parchment* No- No- No, this can't be. This can't be right! LADY!!!!!!!!
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So? Luv it? Hate it? GIVE ME FRIGGING FEEDBACK!
-Lady