Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Duo-licious ❯ One-Shot
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
By: Nita-sama 
Why is Duo so popular? A question......that should have never been asked in the first place.
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 12.04.2006 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 879 | Status: Completed
Why is Duo so popular? A question......that should have never been asked in the first place.
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 12.04.2006 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 879 | Status: Completed
Title: Duo-licious
Genre: silliness, songfic, yaoi
Disclaimers: I don't own GW or the song I'm about to mutilate relentlessly :-)
Pairing: implied 1x2.....3x4x5 (you can assume)
Summary: Why is Duo so popular? A question......that should have never been asked in the first place.
One Shot
Quatre looked over to his braided companion from his spot on one of couches scattered about the safehouse's living room. His aquamarine eyes radiated boredom. The particular safehouse was in the middle of nowhere, with no source of technology to be found. "Duo, I'm bored." He whined.
The addressed youth looked up dazed from the laptop perched firmly in his lap. "Huh?"
"Duo Maxwell, I'll accept that from Heero but not from you." The Arabian huffed. He crossed his arms over his narrow chest and cocked his hips. Duo offered a sheepish grin as he scratched the back of his head. "I'm bored, we should go for a walk."
"Quat, its 230 degrees outside." Duo started motioning to the window where the scorching sun was trying to reach them. He then motioned to their clothing or lack thereof. Both teens were dressed in a simple pair of jean cuttoffs and no shirt. Despite that thier sunkissed skin were gleaming with sweat.
"So you're going to sit there and let me die of boredom." Quatre stated matter of factly. "What are you doing anyways?"
Sighing and seeing that the blonde was in nagging wife mode, Duo turned his laptop around to show what was on the screen. It was obviously an Oz funded website. They had managed to get a picture of him and Heero in a cell. He, Duo, had been leaning Heero's shoulder sleeping while Heero kept watch. The photographer had waited until the right moment to snap the picture catching Duo's soft sleep lax-ed face and Heero's protective glare full on. It was a somewhat cute picture.
"And...you're happy they got a picture of you and Heero together?" Quatre drawled slowly tearing his eyes away from the picture. Above in bold arched letters read 1x2ML. He raised an eyebrow. "What the hell?"
"Yup, they write stories about me and Heero going at it." Duo said proudly. He quickly flipped the compact computer around and hit a few buttons before turning it back. "And if you go to Google and type in Duo Maxwell, you'll see this."
Quatre flitted his gaze over the screen of pictures. There were still sixteen pages worth of pics left, twenty on each. "Why are you so popular?"
Duo pouted. "Did you have to say it like that?" He asked turning the computer back to face him. Quatre offered an apologetic smile only to recieve a raspberry in return. The braided pilot hit yet another series of buttons. Instantly a hip-hop/techno beat began to play. Duo grinned and stood. "Four, Tres, Two, Duo."
"And this is where he breaks into song." Quatre grumbled. The grumbling was cut short as the youth grabbed him by the arm and pulled him to his feet. The two twirled and laughed until Duo stopped.
"Listen up y'all
cuz this is it
The beat that I'm banging is delicious"
A man said in a robotic voice obviously giving Duo his signal to start singing along with the other singer.
"Duo-licious definition make the Ozzies loco
They want my treasures so they get their pleasures from my photo."
He paused pulling one of his many mugshots from out of thin air.
"You can see me ( you can't squeeze me )
I ain't easy ( I ain't sleazy )
I got reasons ( why I tease 'em ).
Ozzies just come and go like seasons Duo-licious ( so delicious )
But I ain't promiscuous"
He struck a dramatic pose causing Quatre to double over with laughter. All the while, they were unaware of the front door opening. Trowa, Heero, and Wufei walked tiredly into the safehouse pausing momentarily to listen for any signs of dangers. Instead of danger, they could hear the two pilots laughing and singing merrily.
"Should we check on them?" Trowa asked hearing a soft thud followed by another bout of mirth. Wufei shrugged and went towards the room. Inside the room, they could see Duo standing on the couch swinging his hips left to right. On the floor, Quatre laughed and mimicked the boy's movements.
"And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses."
Duo paused blowing a kissed to the Arabian. Quatre clutched his heart and 'swooned'.
"That puts Heero Yuy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got"
Heero raised a single eyebrow. //What....................................................the fuck.................................//
"So delicious It's hot, hot
It's so delicious
HeI put Heero Yuy on rock, rock
It's so delicious
They want a taste of what I got
I'm Duo-licious T-t-t-t-t-t- Tasty, Tasty"
Quatre joined in then laughing as the braided maniac jumped from the couch to place his back against his. They bounced to the beat holding imaginary mics.
"Its...kind of catchy." Trowa stated walking into the living room despite the other two pilot's looks of surprise. Within minutes, the tall European Latino was dancing and singing with the two. All three stopped striking a robot pose.
"Duo-licious def." They moved all at the same time, bending and turning rigidly.
"Duo-licious def."
"Duo-licious def."
"Duo-licious definition make them ozzies crazy
They always claim they know me Comin' to me call me Stacy ( Hey Stacy )
I'm the D to the U-O-M-A-X to the WELL, ya see
And can't no other Pilot canput it down like me
I'm Duo-licious ( so delicious )"
Duo threw up his arms cocking his hips to the side with the biggest grin on his face.
"Well, this looks fun actually." Wufei drawled walking into the room. He wached Trowa and Quatre dance together for a second before beginning to dance as well.
"My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym
just working on my fitness
Quat's my witness
I put Heero Yuy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch
what I got"
Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei began to sing the chorus.
"So delicious It's hot, hot
It's so delicious
I put them boys on rock, rock
It's so delicious
They want a taste of what I got
I'm Duo-licious H-h-h-h-h-h hold up!
Check it out!"
Duo ran across the small room and did a cartwheel. He landed behind the couch crouching low before springing back up. The three other pilots paused to look at him.
"Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me Honey
get some patience Baby
then you'll get a taste Of my tasty
tasty I'll be lassed with lassy It's so tasty tasty
It'll make you go crazy"
He waved his hands around slowly before swiveling down out of sight. The other three paused waiting to see if he'd do more. When he didn't they began dancing all over again chanting.
"T to the A to S-T-E-Y, 02 you tasty
T to the A to S-T-E-Y, 02 you tasty
D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the,
to the To the to the, hit it Duo"
All stopped pointing towards the spot where the boy had been.
Duo popped up again landing effortlessly on the back of the couch dancing gacefully.
"All the time I turn around,
brothers gather 'round
Always looking at me up and down Looking at my uhhhh
I just want to say It now
I ain't tryin' to 'round up
drama little mama
I don't wanna take your man
And I know I'm coming off
just a little bit conceited
And I keep on repeatin' how the boys
want to eat it But I'm tryin' to tell
that I can't be treated like clientele"
He wagged his finger and shook his head. Trowa dropped to his knees putting his hands together as if he were begging. Wufei and Quatre fell over laughing.
"Cuz they say she delicious ( so delicious )" Duo ran his hands over his chest leering out to the room. He jumped easily off the couch. He landed lightly rocking his hips in the middle of the room. Wufei and Quatre went to join him. Trowa paused looking towards the doorway finding Heero standing there clearly amused. The taller boy jerked his head towards the braided teen.
Heero held up one finger and Trowa nodded once.
"But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses
That puts Heero Yuy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got."
"Four, Tres, Two, Uno
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym
just working on my fitness
Quat's my witness
I put Heero Yuy rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got"
Duo struck a pose rippling his abs and biceps. Quatre fell to the ground laughing while Wufei snorted and posed as well. Trowa rejoined the chaos jumping on Duo's back and sending him to the ground. The two laughed and tumbled. Somehow Quatre ended up in the mess pinned under the unibanged teen. Duo extracted himself from the tangle of limbs and continued his song.
"It's so delicious
It's so delicious
It's so delicious
I'm Duo-licious T-t-t-t tasty ,tasty
It's so delicious
It's so delicious
It's so delicious
I'm Duo-licious T-t-t-"
Heero chose that moment to jump on the scene while the others began their chant once again. He grabbed the lean teen and pulled him towards him. Duo started then blushed as his violet eyes met Heero's.
"T to the A to S-T-E-Y, 02 you tasty T
to the A to S-T-E-Y, 02 you tasty T
to the A to S-T-E-Y, 02 you tasty T
to the A to S-T-E-Y, 02 you tasty
Four, Tres, Two, Uno
D to the E
to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S"
Heero smirked before leaning towards the braided teen's face. Duo blushed brighter and swallowed nervously. Was he gonna....? The smirk on the Japanese teen's face turned into a feral grin moments before he gave the side of Duo's face a long wet.....lick. Duo squealed and struggled against the vise grip hold the other pilot had on him but it wasn't enough.
"Hmmm...you are pretty tasty." Heero commented. He turned heading towards his bedroom. He paused looking over his shoulder. "Or is it just your face that's tasty?"
Duo stood stunned for only a few minutes before his face broke into a shit eating grin. He sprinted after Heero leaving the other three to finish up thier song.
"T to the A to S-T-E-Y, 02 you tasty T
to the A to S-T-E-Y, 02 you tasty T
to the A to S-T-E-Y, 02 you tasty T
to the A to S-T-E-Y, 02 you tasty
Four, Tres, Two, Uno
D to the E
to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S"
TBC......
A/N: And that is my random fic for the day....maybe the week. Depends on what happens between now and the Sunday. -___-
Genre: silliness, songfic, yaoi
Disclaimers: I don't own GW or the song I'm about to mutilate relentlessly :-)
Pairing: implied 1x2.....3x4x5 (you can assume)
Summary: Why is Duo so popular? A question......that should have never been asked in the first place.
One Shot
Quatre looked over to his braided companion from his spot on one of couches scattered about the safehouse's living room. His aquamarine eyes radiated boredom. The particular safehouse was in the middle of nowhere, with no source of technology to be found. "Duo, I'm bored." He whined.
The addressed youth looked up dazed from the laptop perched firmly in his lap. "Huh?"
"Duo Maxwell, I'll accept that from Heero but not from you." The Arabian huffed. He crossed his arms over his narrow chest and cocked his hips. Duo offered a sheepish grin as he scratched the back of his head. "I'm bored, we should go for a walk."
"Quat, its 230 degrees outside." Duo started motioning to the window where the scorching sun was trying to reach them. He then motioned to their clothing or lack thereof. Both teens were dressed in a simple pair of jean cuttoffs and no shirt. Despite that thier sunkissed skin were gleaming with sweat.
"So you're going to sit there and let me die of boredom." Quatre stated matter of factly. "What are you doing anyways?"
Sighing and seeing that the blonde was in nagging wife mode, Duo turned his laptop around to show what was on the screen. It was obviously an Oz funded website. They had managed to get a picture of him and Heero in a cell. He, Duo, had been leaning Heero's shoulder sleeping while Heero kept watch. The photographer had waited until the right moment to snap the picture catching Duo's soft sleep lax-ed face and Heero's protective glare full on. It was a somewhat cute picture.
"And...you're happy they got a picture of you and Heero together?" Quatre drawled slowly tearing his eyes away from the picture. Above in bold arched letters read 1x2ML. He raised an eyebrow. "What the hell?"
"Yup, they write stories about me and Heero going at it." Duo said proudly. He quickly flipped the compact computer around and hit a few buttons before turning it back. "And if you go to Google and type in Duo Maxwell, you'll see this."
Quatre flitted his gaze over the screen of pictures. There were still sixteen pages worth of pics left, twenty on each. "Why are you so popular?"
Duo pouted. "Did you have to say it like that?" He asked turning the computer back to face him. Quatre offered an apologetic smile only to recieve a raspberry in return. The braided pilot hit yet another series of buttons. Instantly a hip-hop/techno beat began to play. Duo grinned and stood. "Four, Tres, Two, Duo."
"And this is where he breaks into song." Quatre grumbled. The grumbling was cut short as the youth grabbed him by the arm and pulled him to his feet. The two twirled and laughed until Duo stopped.
"Listen up y'all
cuz this is it
The beat that I'm banging is delicious"
A man said in a robotic voice obviously giving Duo his signal to start singing along with the other singer.
"Duo-licious definition make the Ozzies loco
They want my treasures so they get their pleasures from my photo."
He paused pulling one of his many mugshots from out of thin air.
"You can see me ( you can't squeeze me )
I ain't easy ( I ain't sleazy )
I got reasons ( why I tease 'em ).
Ozzies just come and go like seasons Duo-licious ( so delicious )
But I ain't promiscuous"
He struck a dramatic pose causing Quatre to double over with laughter. All the while, they were unaware of the front door opening. Trowa, Heero, and Wufei walked tiredly into the safehouse pausing momentarily to listen for any signs of dangers. Instead of danger, they could hear the two pilots laughing and singing merrily.
"Should we check on them?" Trowa asked hearing a soft thud followed by another bout of mirth. Wufei shrugged and went towards the room. Inside the room, they could see Duo standing on the couch swinging his hips left to right. On the floor, Quatre laughed and mimicked the boy's movements.
"And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses."
Duo paused blowing a kissed to the Arabian. Quatre clutched his heart and 'swooned'.
"That puts Heero Yuy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got"
Heero raised a single eyebrow. //What....................................................the fuck.................................//
"So delicious It's hot, hot
It's so delicious
HeI put Heero Yuy on rock, rock
It's so delicious
They want a taste of what I got
I'm Duo-licious T-t-t-t-t-t- Tasty, Tasty"
Quatre joined in then laughing as the braided maniac jumped from the couch to place his back against his. They bounced to the beat holding imaginary mics.
"Its...kind of catchy." Trowa stated walking into the living room despite the other two pilot's looks of surprise. Within minutes, the tall European Latino was dancing and singing with the two. All three stopped striking a robot pose.
"Duo-licious def." They moved all at the same time, bending and turning rigidly.
"Duo-licious def."
"Duo-licious def."
"Duo-licious definition make them ozzies crazy
They always claim they know me Comin' to me call me Stacy ( Hey Stacy )
I'm the D to the U-O-M-A-X to the WELL, ya see
And can't no other Pilot canput it down like me
I'm Duo-licious ( so delicious )"
Duo threw up his arms cocking his hips to the side with the biggest grin on his face.
"Well, this looks fun actually." Wufei drawled walking into the room. He wached Trowa and Quatre dance together for a second before beginning to dance as well.
"My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym
just working on my fitness
Quat's my witness
I put Heero Yuy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch
what I got"
Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei began to sing the chorus.
"So delicious It's hot, hot
It's so delicious
I put them boys on rock, rock
It's so delicious
They want a taste of what I got
I'm Duo-licious H-h-h-h-h-h hold up!
Check it out!"
Duo ran across the small room and did a cartwheel. He landed behind the couch crouching low before springing back up. The three other pilots paused to look at him.
"Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me Honey
get some patience Baby
then you'll get a taste Of my tasty
tasty I'll be lassed with lassy It's so tasty tasty
It'll make you go crazy"
He waved his hands around slowly before swiveling down out of sight. The other three paused waiting to see if he'd do more. When he didn't they began dancing all over again chanting.
"T to the A to S-T-E-Y, 02 you tasty
T to the A to S-T-E-Y, 02 you tasty
D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the,
to the To the to the, hit it Duo"
All stopped pointing towards the spot where the boy had been.
Duo popped up again landing effortlessly on the back of the couch dancing gacefully.
"All the time I turn around,
brothers gather 'round
Always looking at me up and down Looking at my uhhhh
I just want to say It now
I ain't tryin' to 'round up
drama little mama
I don't wanna take your man
And I know I'm coming off
just a little bit conceited
And I keep on repeatin' how the boys
want to eat it But I'm tryin' to tell
that I can't be treated like clientele"
He wagged his finger and shook his head. Trowa dropped to his knees putting his hands together as if he were begging. Wufei and Quatre fell over laughing.
"Cuz they say she delicious ( so delicious )" Duo ran his hands over his chest leering out to the room. He jumped easily off the couch. He landed lightly rocking his hips in the middle of the room. Wufei and Quatre went to join him. Trowa paused looking towards the doorway finding Heero standing there clearly amused. The taller boy jerked his head towards the braided teen.
Heero held up one finger and Trowa nodded once.
"But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses
That puts Heero Yuy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got."
"Four, Tres, Two, Uno
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym
just working on my fitness
Quat's my witness
I put Heero Yuy rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got"
Duo struck a pose rippling his abs and biceps. Quatre fell to the ground laughing while Wufei snorted and posed as well. Trowa rejoined the chaos jumping on Duo's back and sending him to the ground. The two laughed and tumbled. Somehow Quatre ended up in the mess pinned under the unibanged teen. Duo extracted himself from the tangle of limbs and continued his song.
"It's so delicious
It's so delicious
It's so delicious
I'm Duo-licious T-t-t-t tasty ,tasty
It's so delicious
It's so delicious
It's so delicious
I'm Duo-licious T-t-t-"
Heero chose that moment to jump on the scene while the others began their chant once again. He grabbed the lean teen and pulled him towards him. Duo started then blushed as his violet eyes met Heero's.
"T to the A to S-T-E-Y, 02 you tasty T
to the A to S-T-E-Y, 02 you tasty T
to the A to S-T-E-Y, 02 you tasty T
to the A to S-T-E-Y, 02 you tasty
Four, Tres, Two, Uno
D to the E
to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S"
Heero smirked before leaning towards the braided teen's face. Duo blushed brighter and swallowed nervously. Was he gonna....? The smirk on the Japanese teen's face turned into a feral grin moments before he gave the side of Duo's face a long wet.....lick. Duo squealed and struggled against the vise grip hold the other pilot had on him but it wasn't enough.
"Hmmm...you are pretty tasty." Heero commented. He turned heading towards his bedroom. He paused looking over his shoulder. "Or is it just your face that's tasty?"
Duo stood stunned for only a few minutes before his face broke into a shit eating grin. He sprinted after Heero leaving the other three to finish up thier song.
"T to the A to S-T-E-Y, 02 you tasty T
to the A to S-T-E-Y, 02 you tasty T
to the A to S-T-E-Y, 02 you tasty T
to the A to S-T-E-Y, 02 you tasty
Four, Tres, Two, Uno
D to the E
to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
to the D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S"
TBC......
A/N: And that is my random fic for the day....maybe the week. Depends on what happens between now and the Sunday. -___-