Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Duo's Double ❯ Trowa: "Quatre! You dog!" ( Chapter 4 )

Duo's Double??! Part 4.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Gundam characters. Just the ones I made up.

A/N: Aha!! This took a while longer than expected. The last part wasn't funny so this part is going back into the ooc realm again. -_- Sorry.

Quote of the day: "Calling me names just proves your own stupidity and ignorance." Son Goku.

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"This is so not happening!!" Heero wailed as he rung the wet cloth and placed it on his wet forehead. Michelle raised an eyebrow.

"He actually fought in the war? Who'da thunk it?" She said as Heero gave her a Death Glare™ but she just smirked. He promptly fainted.

"You've gotta excuse them. The usual silent one is talking a lot more than he should be, Heero is usually monotonous and not like some over paid soap actor. Wufei's seems to be his normal self though." Quatre smirked as Duo laughed. Michelle got up.

"It's getting late. I think I'd better be going." Michelle said. Duo grabbed her arm.

"You're not getting of the hook that easily little sis." Duo smiled.

"Oh? What makes you think you're the older twin, hmm?" Michelle asked.

"Quatre's blood test." Duo replied as Trowa and Wufei face-faulted. "Whaddaya say we go grab a burger or something?? Catch up and all that mush."

"I'd love to…but I can't tonight. How 'bout a rain check?" Michelle asked. Duo nodded.

"Sure. Catch ya later." Duo said as Michelle walked out the garage door. "Well guys, I dunno about you but I'm gonna hit the hay. Finding a lost sibling can take a lot out of ya." He retreated upstairs. Heero opened one eye from under the cloth.

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" Heero said.

"Yes." Wufei and Trowa replied.

"Unfortunately. It's times like these I wish I had more of an aggressive attitude. Damn father, stupid anger-management classes." Quatre muttered as the other pilots sweat-dropped.

15 MINUTES LATER…

The other four G-boys were dressed in black cat suits with ski masks on. Heero was the only one that was comfortable.

"This is injustice!!! I shouldn't have to dress up like an ONNA!!" Wufei yelled enraged.

"Forgive me, but Wufei's right! We shouldn't be spying on her!" Quatre said.

"That isn't what I meant! SHE SHOULD DIE!!" Wufei yelled.

"You aren't making any sense." Trowa said. "This is camouflage. Not my preferred choice but…we'll have to make due."

"There she goes." Heero said as Michelle hopped into her car and drove off. The boys hopped into Quatre's car and drove after her.

"I didn't know you could drive Wufei." Quatre said.

"Had to. It's would have been dishonourable if I didn't know how." Wufei said. Michelle's car turned into a driveway. It was a car garage.

"Well, let's go." Heero said leading the group.

"Why do I feel that this is going to hurt in the morning?" Quatre said as they crept behind her. As they started creeping Trowa began to hum the Pink Panther tune as Heero turned around and gave him a Death Glare 2000™.

"Sorry, it just felt right." Trowa shrugged. They came to the entrance but couldn't get in.

"There seems to be a big force stopping me from going in. I…can't…push…it." Heero grunted. The other three looked up.

"Uh, Heero?" Quatre said.

"Not now Winner." Heero replied.

"Maybe you should look up." Trowa said.

"I've almost got it." Heero grunted.

"DAMN IT YOU WEAKLING WOULD YOU LOOK UP ALREADY??!" Wufei yelled. Heero looked up to see a humongous man standing in front of him. Heero had his hands on his **ahem** area but he quickly removed them.

"What do you want??" The man growled.

"We wanna go in there." Heero stated as the others face-faulted.

"I always thought that when you were trained to be a soldier, being discreet was a basic training technique." Quatre muttered.

"Well, you can't. Only authorised personnel can go in there. Little man." The man said. Heero growled. Even though all of them were a lot taller than they were four years ago Heero was shorter than the rest of the pilots for some reason and he hated being called short or little. He cracked his knuckles.

"Just Bring It." Heero said as he put his fists up. The man let out a full belly laugh at Heero.

"You? Wanna fight me??? MAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! WOW!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU ARE SO SMALL!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

5 MINUTES LATER…INSIDE…

"Really Heero. Did you have to shoot him?? He wasn't armed or anything!!" Quatre protested.

"Shut the hell up. He shouldn't have called me small. He paid the price." Heero said bluntly. Trowa rolled his eyes or um…eye. They saw Michelle talking to some mechanic.

"I wonder what they're saying." Quatre said.

"Let's find out." Wufei said edging closer. Michelle and the mechanic were laughing.

"That's really cruel." Michelle laughed.

"He shouldn't have been sneaking around my garage." The mechanic said.

"Tony, how exactly did you do that?" Michelle asked.

"Well, every car in here has a trigger mechanism. If you stay crouched behind the car for more than 1 minute then you get squirted with a liquid stink bomb." Tony replied as Michelle laughed. Trowa's eye opened wide as he scurried away from the car, as did Heero and Quatre. Wufei, however, wasn't as fortunate. He got squirted on his shirt and in his mouth. He spat out what was squirted into his mouth as Quatre put his hands over his ears.

"IINJUUUUUSTIIIIIIIICEEE!!" Wufei yelled but lucky for him Michelle and Tony didn't take any notice. After the G-boys changed into their pair of extra clothes, Michelle waved goodbye to Tony and left.

"Quick, we gotta follow her!" Heero said as they began tailing Michelle again. All of a sudden she just sped up.

"Hit the gas Wufei!" Heero yelled as they sped up. Michelle led them on a wild goose chase, up hills, down rocky roads and past the aquamarine land. Just as their car passed a whale hit the water and they were soaked.

"INJUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCEEEE!!!!!" Wufei yelled.

"My car…" Quatre said.

"…" Trowa said.

"Omae o korosu Michelle." Heero said as he hit the gas for Wufei and they caught up with her. She walked into an apartment building and the guys followed. She was talking to the doorman.

"All she ever does is talk to guys. Doesn't she know any fat guys or girls?" Quatre muttered but Trowa heard him and raised an eyebrow. Michelle went into the lift (or elevator) and they kept an eye on what floor she went to. It was the penthouse.

"Awful rich for a store clerk." Heero said as they took the lift to the penthouse. Lucky for them there were only two doors. They all opted for the left one but Quatre went to the right one. Quatre hit jackpot.

"Hi! You're one of Duo's friends aren't you?" Michelle said. Quatre nodded.

"My name is Quatre Raberba Winner." Quatre said.

"Well, do you wanna come in or are you just gonna stand there Mr Winner?" Michelle laughed. Quatre blushed and went inside.

"Great. What do we do now?" Wufei said. Trowa looked up and smirked.

"Well, she lives on the top floor of a building with a glass roof. You do the math." Trowa said.

"I swear lady, I'm not your grandson!" Heero protested.

"Now c'mon Takeshi. Why would you come all the way here to visit me?" The old woman said.

"I AM NOT TAKESHI!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!" Heero protested but the old woman squashed him in a big bear hug.

"Help…me." Heero squeaked.

INSIDE MICHELLE'S APARTMENT…

"So, how come you live here?" Quatre said.

"It's a present. Just a temp place though." Michelle said.

"Really? Who from?" Quatre asked as Michelle brought two cups of tea.

"My boyfriend." Quatre's face gloomed. "Ex, actually."

"Really?" Quatre said seductively. Michelle smiled.

"So, what brings you to my abode?"

"Duo, just wanted to make sure that you were okay." Quatre lied.

"Ah I see. He's gone into big brother mode already. He's most probably got the other guys on the roof watching us!" Michelle laughed.

ON THE ROOF…

"MOVE WUFEI!!" Heero yelled.

"I don't wanna move. The glass might break." Wufei hissed.

"You idiot! Helicopters land on this!!" Heero said.

"Oh. Okay." Wufei said as they moved over to Michelle's apartment. They could see Quatre and Michelle.

"HE'S HAVING TEA!!" Wufei yelled.

"Uh oh." Trowa said.

"What's the matter?" Heero said.

"Nothing." Trowa replied. Heero gave him a stern face. "It's just that tea makes Quatre get all…you know, excited and stuff."

"What are you talking about Trowa?" Heero asked. Wufei's eyes widened.

"Holy mother of Nataku…" Wufei uttered.

BACK INSIDE…

"So, then I was in the Gundam and I was all like I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU!!! And Trowa was all like Quatre don't be stupid!!" Quatre said.

"Wow." Michelle replied. Quatre looked into her eyes.

"You have really beautiful eyes." Quatre said.

"Thank you." Michelle blushed. Quatre leaned in to kiss her but she leaned back. "Gomen nasai Quatre."

"Why? I'm not sure I understand."

"You are a really nice guy, maybe the only nice guy left, and you are really cute but…I don't think you wanna get involved with me." Michelle said. Quatre grabbed her around the waist and pulled her to him.

"I'll take my chances." Quatre replied as he looked into her eyes, ran his fingers through her hair and kissed her very slowly. As much as she tried, she couldn't resist him and kissed him back. He pulled her in closer to him. They broke the kiss and looked at each other.

"Quatre, we barely know each other…" Michelle said breathlessly.

"I know, to tell you the truth I've never been this forward with a girl before. I've always been too shy." Quatre said blushing. "I'm sorry…I don't know what came over me. I'll go now." Quatre started to leave but Michelle grabbed his arm.

"Don't go…I don't want you to." Michelle said. Their eyes locked as they looked at each other with a hungry passion. "Quatre I…"

"Sshh…" Quatre said, lightly pressing his finger against her lips. With a low growl, Quatre pulled her closer and their lips locked in a forceful kiss. Impassioned, they began kissing each other frantically. Quatre ran his hand to her chest and started to undo her shirt. She moaned in pleasure and led him to a nearby couch. He lay on top of her and slid his hand down her thigh and kissed her neck…

ON THE ROOF…

"Oh My Nataku…" Wufei said covering his eyes.

"I never knew Quatre could be so…animalistic." Heero said, raising an eyebrow.

"Oh hey!! C'mon!!" All three guys protested. "We don't wanna see that!"

"You'd think they'd have the decency to leave the only part of the house which has a glass roof." Trowa said.

"I kinda feel sorry for the neighbours." Wufei said.

"I feel sorry for that table…" Heero muttered.

"Ah, Duo's not going to be happy." Trowa said.

End of part four.

Oooh! Well, what did ya think?? What will happen between Michelle and Quatre? How will Duo react?? When will Duo go back to his first plan, proposing to Hilde?? Find out next time!