Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Duo's Party ❯ Duo's Party ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or any of the character portrayed
in the following.

Gundam Wing: The God of Death's Big Party!

In a brightly lit room that reeked of cheep booze and wet dog sat
fourteen young people in various parts throughout a huge room. In one
corner Trowa the silent clown boy was getting drunk off of the sake
punch, as Quatre happily clung to his arm. In another part of the room
Duo was dancing to fast techno music and eating rice balls, Sally-Po
and Wufei were bitching about who won the last round of chess as Noin
played darts with Zech. On the darker side of the huge room Une sat
transfixed on a tall bushy eye browed figure, Dorothy sat a muttered
something about killing Quatre if he talked to her tonight. Suddenly
Hilde ran over to Duo crying as she held a long cut on her cheek with
her right hand. Shyly Catherine followed Hilde into the room and hid
her daggers from everyone's sight.

"Duo!!! That circus chick cut me with her knives!!!" Hilde whined and
clung to the braided boy's arm. Duo rolled his eyes and pushed Hilde
off.

"Shut da fuck up Hilde I don't care! Go away!" Yelled Duo as he turned
away and cranked up his music and laughed manically. Hilde whined more
and ran to the corner to sulk.

"I didn't mean to." Catherine muttered and walked over to the heavily
banged girl in the corner.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" Shouted Relena
as she suddenly rushed into the room, then stopped dead in her tracks.
"Hey minna have any of you seen Heero?" She asked polity, Duo and
Trowa looked at each other and nodded.

"Yeah Relena, I saw him over there by Dorothy." Duo giggled and
pointed over to the spidery eye browed blonde girl. Relena smiled
happily and almost skipped over to where Dorothy was. Duo looked over
to Trowa.

"Do you think she will kill Relena?" Duo asked with a happily smile,
Trowa shrugged.

"Nah, most likely rape her. We all know Dorothy is Yuri." Every one
that heard Trowa snickered softly and looked at Dorothy, who only
looked up and shouted at the people to stop looking at her.

Suddenly Heero's Gundam crashed though the east wing of the room and
the Japanese pilot jumped out holding a glass bottle in his right
hand.

"I got the bottle Duo-chan..." Heero stated in his normal monotone
voice, then his eyes widened as he saw Relena almost drooling over
him. "Iie, iie, IIE!!!!!! Not HER!" Heero screamed and ran to Duo for
protection. The mighty God O' Death smiled and held the brown haired
pilot and stuck his tongue out at Relena.

"Okay Heero-chan give me da bottle." Duo said with a weird grin, Heero
obeyed and handed over the glass bottle. "Okay peoples lets get in a
circle, we are playing spin da bottle woohoo!!" Duo yelled and rocked
his hips from side to side. Everyone looked up.

"Injustice! I refuse to play any sort of kissing game you gay homo
fag-face Maxwell!" Wufei screamed and stomped towards the door. Duo
coughed slight and pulled out a bag of file, one for every resident of
the room.

"Lets see Wufei what can I find that my get you to change your mind, I
got it, how about I tell everyone what you really do when your in
Nataku and what this green dress means." Duo snickered and pulled a
green backless party dress from a bag labeled Woofie. The Chinese
pilot gasped and quickly sat on the floor. Innocently Quatre looked at
Duo and brushed his blonde bangs from his face.

"Duo-chan, what exactly are all of those files for?"

"Blackmail." Duo plainly stated and walked over to where Wufei was
sitting and plopped down, quickly everyone sat down with pissed off
expressions. Duo smirked and placed the bottle in the middle of the
circle and gave it one hard spin, in a blur the bottle spun then
slowly began to decrease speed and stopped.

"Woohoo, pucker up Zech baby!" Yelled the O' might braided one as he
lunged at Zech and gave him a long kiss on the lips. The platinum
blonde pushed Duo off and looked at Noin who was hyperventilating and
twitching.

"Oh shit Noin is going into convulsions, someone call 9-1-1 or
1-800-SAD-CLOWN-BOY!" Shouted Hilde out of nowhere, minna looked at
her with a perplexed look. With a thoughtless shrug Zech spun the
bottle.

"Lucky Lady number Une." Zech grinned as he talked in a cheep porno
voice and inched his way over to Lady Une. The bitchy brunette coughed
and let the pretty boy give her a quick kiss on the lips. By this time
Noin was unconscious and foaming at the mouth, again minna ignored her
and continued the game. With a calculated spin the bottle landed on
Treize and Une squealed with joy.

"Nanio? I thought Treize was dead." Stated Dorothy as she looked at
her cousin, Treize shrugged and happily kissed Une. "Treize what the
hell, this is taking place after Endless Waltz right?!" The blonde
girl asked again, Duo grinned and held up a file that said Rose Scent
Man.

"Ya see right here, Treize gave me the rights to his soul for one
bottle of rose scented shampoo. So I decided to bring him back for one
night O' fun! Kiss that damned soul ya'll!" Duo yelled and looked at
Treize, taking Duo's hint the bushy eye browed man spun the bottle.

"Hell no I am not kissing my cousin!!!" Both Dorothy and Treize yelled
in unison. Duo quickly started to look though his files. "Okay, okay,
fine!" Treize muttered and quickly kissed Dorothy on the lips and
started to gag.

"Incest isn't cool man." Trowa replied and looked over to Catherine
then shuttered. "Ewww!"

"Okay, okay it is MY turn." Chirped Dorothy as she measured the
distance between herself and the person she wanted to kiss then added
ratio of the magnetic fields then divided by the square root of pie
and spun the bottle. With perfect precision the bottle stopped on
Relena, the pacifistic girl let out a yip and scooted back. Suddenly
Duo had a tape recorder.

"Woohoo, lesbian action! More blackmail! Mauhahahaha!"

"Come here Relena-sama, I promise I don't bite...much." Dorothy
giggled and pounced on top of Relena and forcefully clamped her lips
over that of the other girl's.

"Please Doro-chan don't...Mmmm!" Relena let out a moan of pleasure as
Dorothy slipped her tongue into her mouth and deepened the kiss.

"Oh gawd Relena and Dorothy are yuri! I knew it!" Sally-Po yelled and
started pouring shots of whiskey for Noin, Zech, Treize, and herself.
After five minutes Relena and Dorothy stopped making out and Relena
spun the bottle.

"Ya know Heero about six minutes ago I would have been overly happy to
kiss you, but now I could careless." Relena stated as she winked at
Dorothy who grinned and got elbowed by Zech. Suddenly Duo jumped up.

"Back up off my man you home wrecker!" Yelled the braided boy and as
he bitch slapped Relena, out of nowhere Dorothy pulled a fencing sword
on Duo.

"Can't we all just get a long?" Quatre asked innocently, the halo
almost visible. Duo opened all the files and threw them in front of
everyone. Trowa gasped loudly as he saw a picture of Quatre and
Catherine kissing each other then ran off crying. Quatre did the same
thing but because of a picture of Trowa and Bimbo the happy-go-lucky
clown girl.

"Holy shiznit yo, Wufei is a cross dresser?!" Treize asked with a
smile. "Green is a good colour on you thou." Grinned the dead guy,
Wufei grimaced and ran away as Treize chased him. "Me love you LONG
time!"

"Dude, this is the most fucked up party you have ever held Duo-sama."
Dorothy said as she grabbed Relena and walked out of the room before
she saw the picture of what Relena does with the life sized Heero
plushy doll.

"Yeah Duo this party sucked!" Hilde yelled as she stole the silverware
and a few techno CDs then left. Duo slumped over and sighed.

"Yo peoples I can't help it that the writer of this here fanfic ruined
my party!" The O' might Gawd O' Death yelled as Noin and Sally-Po
started to funnel four bottles of Jack Daniel's, and Zech and Treize
argued about who smelt prettier.

Suddenly Heero pulled out his self-destruct button and blew up Wing
Zero, killing everyone within a one kilometer of the surrounding area.

Fin