Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Five Minutes with Quatre ❯ Five Minutes with Quatre ( One-Shot )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

5 Minutes with Quatre

Minute 1- Quatre was starring blankly into space. Therefore, there are no entrees for the first minute.

Minute 2- I wonder what I'm going to cook today. Or make that my cooks are going to make me something. What shall I tell them? Some Teriyaki Chicken. Or Pasta Alfredo. Maybe, even some clam chowder. Oh what the crap, I'll have them make everything. Food can be delicious, but only when someone pouts their heart into it, I think. I should probably ask someone if they come and join me for the excellent meal my cooks will make. I should invite Trowa and Duo. Heck, I should invite all my wonderful gundam friends. Trowa, Duo, Heero, and Wufei. But I don't think Wufei would enjoy the company of us gundam pilots. Oh, what the hell.

Minute 3- *in song*

Inviting my friends.

Over to my very large mansion.

Gonna have so much fun.

Maybe playing some beach ball.

Or maybe doing a sing-a-long like the one I'm singing right noooow. Gonna have my cooks make us a special meal.

I don't care if they like or not.

It's just the way I aaaaaaaaam.

Nobody can stop me.

WOW!

Writing and writing these special invitations.

Cus' I miss all of theeeeeeeeeem.

Maybe I'll teach them another language.

Or teach them better grammar.

That means you Duuuuuuuuuuooooooooo.

Or I'll teach myself better graaaaaammaaaaaaaarrrrr.

Make the whole damn world feel much better.

And please no more waaaaaaars.

They make no since what so ever.

Let's make friends and....live....in.....peeeeaaaacccceee!

Minute 4- I love Sandrock. She has been my best friend, since she was built, just for me. And only me. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha............... hee hee. Like Wufei's Nataku, I love Sandrock. She is my only friend. The only one I can trust. Trust no one because.......they are all......FOOLS!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! (For rest of minute he is blank)

Minute 5- I should probably decide who I will marry. One of my friends or Sandrock. Duo would make a good mate. He's funny, outgoing, cute, and charming. Wufei's out if the question. Too much into his religion or something. Now about Heero. I think he would try and kill me all the time. Plus, I think he's straight. Trowa would make a great mate. I've known him the longest. He makes me laugh, even though there was no joke involved. He's wonderful music player and I think he's a great cook. But then there is Sandrock. She is very understanding and cares. (Throughout the rest of minute he debates between Trowa, Duo, and Sandrock.) I've made my decision. I will marry........all of them.

Please for give my sick mind. I decided to do this after my 1st random and insane gundam fanfic, Plane Trip to Hell. The only part that separates the two fanfics is I wrote this one in the afternoon instead of at night. Please also forgive if Quatre seemed out of character. It's a fanfic. I can do whatever I want to do with the character, so..... ha!