Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Gundam Chat ❯ Chapter Nine: PyroNecroBestiality ( Chapter 9 )
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By: Sohma_Kagura_chan 
Hoo boy fun with room names
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.12.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 986 | Visits: 380 | Status: Completed
Hoo boy fun with room names
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.12.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 986 | Visits: 380 | Status: Completed
Gundam Chat
By ~ Kagura
Disclaimer: I dont' own 'em so don't sue me
Chapter Nine: PyroNecroBestiality
Chatroom: PyroNecroBeastiality
<PerfectSoldier01 has entered: PyroNecroBeastiality>
PerfectSoldier01: ...do I -want- to know?
BakaShinigami: Sex with dead animals that are on FIRE! ::cackles::
ArabianRichBoy: I'm scared....
SilentClown: ///_-;; Duo...you and your fetishes.
Bakashinigami: HEY! It's not a fetish, it's just funny.
PerfectSoldier01: Right. Anyways...
<Protector_of_Justice has entered: PyroNecroBeastiality>
ArabianRichBoy: Hey Wufei! ^.^;;
Protector_of_Justice: Winner. Good morning.
BakaShinigami: Mornin Wu-man!
Protector_of_Justice: ...
PerfectSoldier01: He's still angry at you, Duo.
BakaShinigami: Awwwww...oh well ^__^;; WHEEEEE!!!!
ArabianRichBoy: DUO!! What are you burning now?!
SilentClown: Burning?
PerfectSoldier01: Duo only says "WHEEEEE!!" when he burns things.
BakaShinigami: ^__^ Ohhhh nothing! .... Just a few pieces of spandex, oh and this ugly painting I found of Relena.
ArabianRichBoy: Duo...you can't burn those, the chemicals could hurt you! Let alone you hurting yourself.
PerfectSoldier01: And yet again putting yourself in the hospital.
BakaShinigami: Awwww......shoot...now what can I burn?
Protector_of_Justice: How about yourself?
BakaShinigami: ^__^!! ::sets self on fire:: WHEEE!!
PerfectSoldier01: -_-;; Quatre..
ArabianRichBoy: It's okay, I dialed 911 about ten minutes ago.
PerfectSoldier01: Arigato.
BakaShinigami: ^ . ^ ...
<BakaShinigami has left: PyroNecroBeastiality>
PerfectSoldier01: Hn...I think he just realized that fire is painful.
<PerfectSoldier01 has left: PyroNecroBeastiality*
ArabianRichBoy: Here comes the ambulance. Should we go with them Trowa?
SilentClown: Do you know what charred human flesh smells like?
ArabianRichBoy: ...
SilentClown: ...oh yeah. Nevermind. No, let's stay home.
ArabianRichBoy: ^.^;; Okay!
Protector_of_Justice: I'll go. Someone has to keep Yuy from killing every medical officer that makes Duo yelp in pain.
<Protector_of_Justice has left: PyroNecroBeastiality>
ArabianRichBoy: Trrrrooooowwwaaaa ::winks:: Alone again.
SilentClown: Quatre, I hardly think now is the time. We should be heading to the hospital.
ArabianRichBoy: Yeah, you're right. ::sighs::
SilentClown: ...allright, allright. We'll have one of your drivers take us there and we can stay in the backseat. ::grins::
ArabianRichBoy: GREAT! ^.^;;
<PerfectPinkPeacecraft has entered: PyroNecroBeastiality>
PerfectPinkPeacecraft: Hello Quatre, Trowa. How are you two this evening?
SilentClown: Leaving.
ArabianRichBoy: Duo's on his way to the hospital again. He set himself on fire.
PerfectPinkPeacecraft: Is he going to die?!?!
ArabianRichBoy: ...wow I didn't know you were so worried about him, Relena. He -should- be fine. He's strong, he always manages to pull himself out of these things.
PerfectPinkPeacecraft: FUCK! Why can't that stupid boy die just ONCE.
ArabianRichBoy: o.o;;
SilentClown: ...
PerfectPinkPeacecraft: ...I mean...I have to go.
<PerfectPinkPeacecraft has left: PyroNecroBeastiality>
ArabianRichBoy: That girl has -PROBLEMS- ...
SilentClown. Wasn't she supposed to be dead?...Nevermind, get one of your little fez-people to pull up the car. I'll be ready and waiting.
ArabianRichBoy: Okay ^.^;;
<ArabianRichBoy has left: PyroNecroBeastiality>
<PerfectSoldier01 has entered: PyroNecroBeastiality>
SilentClown: ...shouldn't you be at the hospital?
PerfectSoldier01: That's what laptops are for. I'm hacking through the hospital's system to make sure no one knows that it's Duo that came in.
SilentClown: Quatre and I are on our way. How is Duo?
PerfectSoldier01: Minor burns covering less than 5 percent of his body. He didn't really set himself on fire. He jokingly set a doll of himself on fire and when he tried to put it out, burned himself. He should be out by tonight.
SilentClown: I see. Well, the car's here and I should be there in less than ten minutes.
PerfectSoldier01: Bring wanton soup, would you? Wufei doesn't like hospital food.
SilentClown: Why would he need to eat if Duo were going to be out by tonight?
PerfectSoldier01: Duo will be out, yes. Chang, however, will be spending the night. He has a concussion, and a few broken ribs.
SilentClown: ...
PerfectSoldier01: Next time, he won't ride in the ambulance with us if he values his body.
SilentClown: I suppose.
<SilentClown has left: PyroNecroBeastiality>
<PerfectPinkPeacecraft has entered: PyroNecroBeastiality>
PerfectSoldier01: Shimatta, don't you ever give up?
PerfectPinkPeacecraft: Oh Heero! I'm so glad you're on. I was so worried about you. I heard about what that moron Duo did, setting himself on fire. How immature.
PerfectSoldier01: And I suppose chasing around someone who obviously holds no interest in you and denying that they're already in love with someone else doesn't count as immature?
PerfectPinkPeacecraft: What's your point?
PerfectSoldier01: Why don't you go toy with yourself, or one of your little cronies. There's plenty of guys out there just dying to be with you and you have to harrass ME. Why you didn't die in the war, I'll never understand.
PerfectPinkPeacecraft: Yeah? Well...well...at least I didn't go blowing myself up!
PerfectSoldier01: -_-;; Relena, listen to my words very carefully.
PerfectPinkPeacecraft: Yes, Heero?
PerfectSoldier01: I HATE YOU. I AM IN LOVE WITH DUO MAXWELL. STAY AWAY FROM ME, OR I WILL KILL YOU.
PerfectPinkPeacecraft: ...
<PerfectPinkPeacecraft has left: PyroNecroBeastiality>
PerfectSoldier01: Finally.
<PerfectSoldier01 has left: PyroNecroBeastiality>
By ~ Kagura
Disclaimer: I dont' own 'em so don't sue me
Chapter Nine: PyroNecroBestiality
Chatroom: PyroNecroBeastiality
<PerfectSoldier01 has entered: PyroNecroBeastiality>
PerfectSoldier01: ...do I -want- to know?
BakaShinigami: Sex with dead animals that are on FIRE! ::cackles::
ArabianRichBoy: I'm scared....
SilentClown: ///_-;; Duo...you and your fetishes.
Bakashinigami: HEY! It's not a fetish, it's just funny.
PerfectSoldier01: Right. Anyways...
<Protector_of_Justice has entered: PyroNecroBeastiality>
ArabianRichBoy: Hey Wufei! ^.^;;
Protector_of_Justice: Winner. Good morning.
BakaShinigami: Mornin Wu-man!
Protector_of_Justice: ...
PerfectSoldier01: He's still angry at you, Duo.
BakaShinigami: Awwwww...oh well ^__^;; WHEEEEE!!!!
ArabianRichBoy: DUO!! What are you burning now?!
SilentClown: Burning?
PerfectSoldier01: Duo only says "WHEEEEE!!" when he burns things.
BakaShinigami: ^__^ Ohhhh nothing! .... Just a few pieces of spandex, oh and this ugly painting I found of Relena.
ArabianRichBoy: Duo...you can't burn those, the chemicals could hurt you! Let alone you hurting yourself.
PerfectSoldier01: And yet again putting yourself in the hospital.
BakaShinigami: Awwww......shoot...now what can I burn?
Protector_of_Justice: How about yourself?
BakaShinigami: ^__^!! ::sets self on fire:: WHEEE!!
PerfectSoldier01: -_-;; Quatre..
ArabianRichBoy: It's okay, I dialed 911 about ten minutes ago.
PerfectSoldier01: Arigato.
BakaShinigami: ^ . ^ ...
<BakaShinigami has left: PyroNecroBeastiality>
PerfectSoldier01: Hn...I think he just realized that fire is painful.
<PerfectSoldier01 has left: PyroNecroBeastiality*
ArabianRichBoy: Here comes the ambulance. Should we go with them Trowa?
SilentClown: Do you know what charred human flesh smells like?
ArabianRichBoy: ...
SilentClown: ...oh yeah. Nevermind. No, let's stay home.
ArabianRichBoy: ^.^;; Okay!
Protector_of_Justice: I'll go. Someone has to keep Yuy from killing every medical officer that makes Duo yelp in pain.
<Protector_of_Justice has left: PyroNecroBeastiality>
ArabianRichBoy: Trrrrooooowwwaaaa ::winks:: Alone again.
SilentClown: Quatre, I hardly think now is the time. We should be heading to the hospital.
ArabianRichBoy: Yeah, you're right. ::sighs::
SilentClown: ...allright, allright. We'll have one of your drivers take us there and we can stay in the backseat. ::grins::
ArabianRichBoy: GREAT! ^.^;;
<PerfectPinkPeacecraft has entered: PyroNecroBeastiality>
PerfectPinkPeacecraft: Hello Quatre, Trowa. How are you two this evening?
SilentClown: Leaving.
ArabianRichBoy: Duo's on his way to the hospital again. He set himself on fire.
PerfectPinkPeacecraft: Is he going to die?!?!
ArabianRichBoy: ...wow I didn't know you were so worried about him, Relena. He -should- be fine. He's strong, he always manages to pull himself out of these things.
PerfectPinkPeacecraft: FUCK! Why can't that stupid boy die just ONCE.
ArabianRichBoy: o.o;;
SilentClown: ...
PerfectPinkPeacecraft: ...I mean...I have to go.
<PerfectPinkPeacecraft has left: PyroNecroBeastiality>
ArabianRichBoy: That girl has -PROBLEMS- ...
SilentClown. Wasn't she supposed to be dead?...Nevermind, get one of your little fez-people to pull up the car. I'll be ready and waiting.
ArabianRichBoy: Okay ^.^;;
<ArabianRichBoy has left: PyroNecroBeastiality>
<PerfectSoldier01 has entered: PyroNecroBeastiality>
SilentClown: ...shouldn't you be at the hospital?
PerfectSoldier01: That's what laptops are for. I'm hacking through the hospital's system to make sure no one knows that it's Duo that came in.
SilentClown: Quatre and I are on our way. How is Duo?
PerfectSoldier01: Minor burns covering less than 5 percent of his body. He didn't really set himself on fire. He jokingly set a doll of himself on fire and when he tried to put it out, burned himself. He should be out by tonight.
SilentClown: I see. Well, the car's here and I should be there in less than ten minutes.
PerfectSoldier01: Bring wanton soup, would you? Wufei doesn't like hospital food.
SilentClown: Why would he need to eat if Duo were going to be out by tonight?
PerfectSoldier01: Duo will be out, yes. Chang, however, will be spending the night. He has a concussion, and a few broken ribs.
SilentClown: ...
PerfectSoldier01: Next time, he won't ride in the ambulance with us if he values his body.
SilentClown: I suppose.
<SilentClown has left: PyroNecroBeastiality>
<PerfectPinkPeacecraft has entered: PyroNecroBeastiality>
PerfectSoldier01: Shimatta, don't you ever give up?
PerfectPinkPeacecraft: Oh Heero! I'm so glad you're on. I was so worried about you. I heard about what that moron Duo did, setting himself on fire. How immature.
PerfectSoldier01: And I suppose chasing around someone who obviously holds no interest in you and denying that they're already in love with someone else doesn't count as immature?
PerfectPinkPeacecraft: What's your point?
PerfectSoldier01: Why don't you go toy with yourself, or one of your little cronies. There's plenty of guys out there just dying to be with you and you have to harrass ME. Why you didn't die in the war, I'll never understand.
PerfectPinkPeacecraft: Yeah? Well...well...at least I didn't go blowing myself up!
PerfectSoldier01: -_-;; Relena, listen to my words very carefully.
PerfectPinkPeacecraft: Yes, Heero?
PerfectSoldier01: I HATE YOU. I AM IN LOVE WITH DUO MAXWELL. STAY AWAY FROM ME, OR I WILL KILL YOU.
PerfectPinkPeacecraft: ...
<PerfectPinkPeacecraft has left: PyroNecroBeastiality>
PerfectSoldier01: Finally.
<PerfectSoldier01 has left: PyroNecroBeastiality>