Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Gundam Evil 2: Terror in Lemur City ❯ Hail to the Chief!!! ( Chapter 12 )

Chapter 12: Hail to the Chief!!!

Normal zombies and Slobbers didn't seem to be such a big deal. But since Heero and Quatre are among the undead---Separating was NOT an option. Someone has to serve as zombie bait-er backup for the other.

Trowa and Duo entered the research lab. Trowa was in for a treat!

"What the hell is that?!?" He articulated with a slight glare of nausea. He dart back around the corner to keep from being seen.

Duo loaded his trusty grenade launcher with an acid round and sighed, "One question: Is it on the ceiling or floor?"

"The bloody ceiling!!!" he whispered desperately.

Duo lowered his weapon and sighed, "Give him time..."

"W-what?"

A sudden sound of the Slobber hitting the floor and snapping its neck was heard.

Duo exhaled, "There you go..." he lead Trowa out to the middle of the lab and pointed to the dead Slobber on the floor. "That's what they do."

Trowa gave Duo a look of confusion. He was going to say something until..

The sound of several Slobbers rattled throughout the lab---all from the floor.

Duo took out his grenade launcher and handed Trowa a sub machine gun. "This is where it gets interesting...."

"...!" Trowa caught sight of one of the Slobber slinking past a desk. He nodded and stood behind Duo, back to back. "Let's do this." He then looked at his sole sub machine gun from Duo and asked, "Uh... you wouldn't happen to have two of these would you-The shotgun is so slow and all..."

Duo reached his arm around his back and pulled out another sub machine gun....?!?!? He chuckled, "Oh yeah! I DID find another one of those-you can have it!"

"Thanks." Trowa replied, putting his shotgun to his back.

The first set of Slobbers came scampering towards them and met up with their maker, when Trowa and Duo opened fire.

Another three went into the air to attack the two survivors: they each took out the left and right monsters with a massive hail of bullets along with an acidic explosion. Duo and Trowa both went in separate directions dodging the middle Slobber. When it landed from its fruitless pounce, he came face-to-Death with Duo's acid round.

Meanwhile Trowa opened his arms and fired at two oncoming Slobbers at both his sides. One Slobber went scuttling towards Trowa, while he was shooting the other two beasts, and met up with a heavy steel-toed boot in the head. It went flying through a research counter.

Duo blasted a grenade round into a group of Slobbers coming his way, hitting a fire extinguisher behind them. Judging from the way the squealed-then froze to death-Duo decided to cool off. He switched to Nitro rounds, and started making Slobber-sickles from all the frozen carcasses he was making from the frigid assault.

Then Duo started shooting at the ceiling as Trowa continued to fire away at the mutants creeps: distracting them. Eventually the ice was becoming too much for the ceiling to support and went caving in on a whole pack of Slobbers

Both Monster Killas continued to rain Holy Hell upon the mutant freaks....

Until the monsters finally had the sense to run away... well the last three anyway...

Few minutes later...

Seeing that he was low on ammo, Trowa decided to take a break and reload...(FINALLY). How fortunate that the handgun bullets are ALOS compatible with the sub-Machine guns.... (Oh joys!). Unfortunately he had to put EACH and EVERY bullet inside the magazine.... Grrr!!!!

Duo sat upon on of the demolished counters and looked around. "Heero and I dealt with those things before... I saved his life.... Heero didn't know what to do.... He was scared shitless."

Trowa arched the one brow that was visible and stated, "You are a terrible liar, Officer Maxwell."

"Duo laughed and admitted, "Well... that's why I never do it. Just trying to humor you."

Trowa released a slight and low-decibel chortle, before getting up from the messy floor and said, "Just be glad you didn't have to deal what Quatre and I had to face on an hourly basis."

Duo slid off the counter and asked, "What?! A zombie?"

Trowa went to describe it, "He was much different from the others. He was huge! He wore..."

Duo uttered mortified, "Black Cloak. Gray skin... really quiet and sneaky..."

Trowa nodded, "Yeah! You've seen him before, huh?"

Duo stuttered, "T-T-T-T-rowa.... he's RIGHT here..." The Braided Wonder stumbled back and pointed towards the Huge Freak.

The Lanky Lad gulped, "Oh shit...." Trowa quickly spun around and opened fire upon the Giant. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAyh!!!"

But the Giant walked through the stream of bullets and swiped at Trowa. The teen amazingly jumped back and just made a run for it. No one had to tell Duo twice he made sure to have a head start, running before Trowa even registered the words.

Somewhere halfway across the facility...

Trowa easily caught up with Duo, because he got caught by Relena at gunpoint. Trowa bumped into Duo who fell onto Relena causing her to drop the gun, lose her footing, and fall to the floor.

"You fools!!! I won't let you have the G-Bunny virus OR this VACCINE!!!" She yelled holding the virus' vaccine and solutions to our heroes' dilemma in her ditsy hand.

"G-Bunny??!" Trowa uttered in frustration. "But I thought it was called the-"

Duo shouted, "Dude!!! She's got the cure!!! GET HER!!!"

Trowa obeyed. He flipped into the air and landed an elbow drop on Relena's chest. The vaccine rolled out of her unconscious hand. Trowa swiped it.

"Let's go!" Duo commanded, stepping over Relena's body. We need to put this in some sort of device to.... uh..." He stopped in his tracks to find, in his diminutive vocabulary, the right word.

"Administer?" Trowa sighed with his arms folded.

Duo snapped his fingers, "Oh yeah!!!" He released a scream, "Huh?!??! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!!!! The Boogie Man!!!"

Giant (Boogie Man?!?!) came stomping around the corner. Both survivors went to running, leaving Relena behind...

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Wufei Chang awoke with a shock! He was still alive!!! He opened his eyes and yet there was still semi-darkness.... Was he dead??!! He was covered with something!!! A cloth! It was all over his body---yet he could feel that he still had his shirt and slacks on!!!

What the hell is going on?!?!? There's something on my head!!!

Wufei reached at his head, but something was over it---except for two holes over his eyes. He was wearing some sort of suit!!! Whatever it is he's wearing-it sure is hot and stuffy in it. And it felt oversized and the hands to it are even divided for finger to fit into. The legs to the suit seemed heavy when he moved them around. This suite was awkward... no doubt.

This... this is...INSANE!!!! Damn Treize and al his trickery!!! HE'S PUT ME IN SOME SORT OF FUZZY ZIP LOCK BAG!!!!

Wufei struggled to remove the suit only to roll off and land upon the floor. "Mmrph!!!" He sounded from outside the suit.

Clinging to the platform he fell from, Wufei managed to pull himself up from the floor. The Dragon Chief was not pleased as he put forth the effort into moving around.

Like a blind man at an orgy... he had to feel around.

This is INJUSTICE!!!!

(Author's note: Quote from one of the Naked Gun movies... can't even remember if I said it right....)

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Trowa and Duo were excited about finding the cure for their now evil friends... but they were having a hard time finding SOMETHING to administer the anti-zombie cure with.

Quatre 'The Stalker' Winner would probably be the easiest to give it to. He's such a little guy, Duo would probably be more successful in sticking him with a syringe. Not to mention, Duo doesn't want to deal with Heero 'The Despot' Yuy. The Cop of Death has had his fill with living dangerously for one night. If anyone has a better chance with The Perfect Ghoul it would be Trowa.

(Author's note: Calling all honor students-Despot=Tyrant!!! Get it!!! Outstanding!!! J/K)

Trowa has already decided on what sort of method he was going to use on Heero. The only problem was: Where to find the weapon for it....

Trowa and Duo came across a computer terminal. It must've been expensive cause boy it was HUGE!!! The screen alone was the size of the wall behind it. The control panel consisted of a keyboard and buttons and switches to damn near everything.

"Hey... you think we blow this place up form here?" Duo asked, still marveling at the various blinking, glowing, and beeping buttons. "Ooh!!!" He went to smashing buttons....

Trowa swatted Duo away, "Quit it!" He snapped. Trowa looked around the control panel, read a couple of buttons and switched the monitor to surveillance. "Let's find an escape route, first."

After a few short seconds, they spotted the screen for the transport train (not to be confused with the transport car). It is probably used to take Parasol employees back to the city or another research facility. Either way it looked like the start of a plan.

As Trowa began to think everything out, Duo's attention went to something else: Like the Purple Blob heading down the transport corridor on the leftmost monitor.

"Uh.... Trowa-what the hell is THAT?!?!?"

Trowa looked up, had moved the hair out of his eyes for this one, "Hmm.... I don't know.... lets kill it."

Duo squinted, "Hey, doesn't it look like.... Ba---"

Trowa suddenly yelled, "Hey!!! He's heading for OUR escape route!!! Let's move it!!!"

"The Hell he IS!!!" Duo growled.

Both ass-kicking survivors took for the transport corridor…

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A short while after Duo and Trowa left the control room, Trieze entered the scene. He looked upon the various monitors and spotted several interesting things:

Relena was in the ladies restroom redoing her make-up on monitor 1-B. She's in a life or death situation-and she HAS to reapply her rouge?!?! WHY isn't she dead already?!?!?

Trieze also happened to spot his creation the Giant monitors 4-A, 4-C, 4-F, 4-H... The huge ghoul was walking through doors!!! Doh!!! That cost MONEY!!!! IDIOT!!! Smashing up various laboratory furnishings. What is wrong with YOU!!!! All while heading towards the transport area. Take a blasted shortcut!!! He did just that and smashed open the floor below him with his fists. A loud clash, bang, and boom echoed through the building. A few monitors went to static. Freaking idiot!!!! It is obvious I did not make the correct choice in creating him. I'm a made for a backup---The Despot.

Just as he thought up the name, The Despot (Heero) made an appearance on monitor 1-A. He was just outside the transport area. He was actually waiting for the survivors!!! He looked up at the distant camera and frowned. Suddenly there was a blonde blur moving towards the monitor. Then it went to static as well. What was THAT all about?!? Must've been The Hunter: Quatre.

Meanwhile at the few remaining monitors he spotted Wufei. He chuckled at his ridiculous situation. How unfortunate he couldn't find the bio suit, contaminated with the G-Money virus. But Treize being the clever and cruel bastard that he is came up with a more heartless idea…

Treize turned and headed towards the transport corridor as well. He didn't want to miss the carnage that is about to unfold. "This will be interesting indeed."

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Wufei crawled into a room and spotted (just barely) an elevator. He was so happy he went to laughing hysterically until he heard two familiar voices in a distance.

"Oh my gawd!!! WHAT IS THAT??!!" Trowa exclaimed. He blinked, knowing it sounded quite familiar-and stupid at the same time. "No, seriously what the bloody hell is it?!"

Duo screamed, "It's Barney!!!" He dropped his grenade launcher, picked up a lead pipe and continued, "KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!!"

Wufei jumped up and peeped around through his suit. Barney?!?! Where!?!?! How fitting for a freak like THAT to show up in this survival horror!!! WEAKLING---"OOOOOOW!!!!" he yelled feeling something smashing into his back. "What the hell??!! Duo?!?!?" He recognized the bitch-ass yelling from anywhere.

But WHY was he beating him with a lead pipe!?!?!

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"How does Barney fit into all of this?!?!" The Silencer said to himself.

Trowa stared in horror at the ghastly sight. Duo fighting for his life from Barney, who suddenly retaliated with an ankle grab and toss. He wanted to shoot it, but Duo came back at Barney with fist flying. He clocked the Purple Terror with his left, and to the gut with his right. Then he just tackled the crazed beast to the floor and went to rolling.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMrph!!!!!" Was all the Purple Dinosaur could sound from it's sewn mouth. It's arms, too deformed to actually do any real damage to Duo went to flailing. It's short, fat legs looked as though they were tied down as they shook around struggling for movement.

Finally on top… (gawd that sounded wrong…)Duo straddled the beast and continuously went to pounding Barney in the head. "IT… WAS… YOU… WHO TURNED… OUR FRIENDS… INTO MONSTERS!!!! WASN'T IT!!! IMA…BEAT THE STUFFING OUT OF YOU…..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!" Duo roared through punches….

Duo did come through with what he said: the stuffing went flying. Trowa ran up to Duo to try and stop him from his assault, but the Angered God of Death pushed him out of the way and continued.

Suddenly Barney's head ripped from its neck, revealing a face…

A bruised face… An angry face…

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…" Sounded Wufei from within the decapitated Barney suit. It's not like the blows really hurt him from under the suit. It's the principal of the thing.

Duo put his hands up, FAR AWAY from Wufei's face, as if he wouldn't know. "I… am… SO…SO…SORRY…sir----OOOPHA!!!"

Wufei shoved Duo off of him. He went into Chinese curses as he began to rip the Barney suit off his body into shreds. Once he got free---ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE…upon Duo.

"*You son-of-a-whoring-bitch!!!!* I will destroy you!!! I will destroy your seeds!!! I will destroy EVERYTHING that is YOU!!!!!" Wufei hollered as he picked Duo up by his braid and threw him into the elevator door. He went rushing towards him only to get locked into a hold by Trowa. "LET ME GO!!!! LET ME GO!!! I WILL KILL HIS SOUL AND EAT IT!!!"

"Uhm… where are you getting this from?!?" Trowa asked as he swung the Angered Snapping Dragon around and threw him to the ground. "Calm down, Ch----AAAAAAAACK!!!"

Wufei INSTANTLY grabbed Trowa by the Unibang and threw him into Duo… into the elevator doors. "I WILL KILL YOU BOTH!!!! DIIIIIIIIE!!!!"

As both survivors went sliding down the doors, Looney Tunes style, they thought they heard something…

"Did you hear that!?" Trowa groaned, crawling off of Duo's head. "Sorry."

Duo spoke, in agonizing pain, "It's okay. I've been through this before. But yeah, I did hear something…" He peered upward, ignoring Wufei's yelling and ranting. "It's up there…."