Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Gundam Pilots Shouldn't Cheerlead ❯ Gundam Pilots Shouldn't Cheerlead ( One-Shot )

(We see an autotorium filled with gundam wing characters, and standing mid-court are six guys in cheerleader outfits, complete with little skirts. Not until we zoom in do we see the boys are Heero, Duo, Quatre, Trowa, Wufei, and Zechs)
Wufei - (whispers to other guys) I don't believe that women beat us at our own game.
Duo - Hey, your the idiot that bet against Sally, Dorthy, and Noin.
Wufei - But I didn't think they could out shoot us.
Zechs - We derserve this.
Wufei - why?
Zechs - One, none of us have ever shot at an archery range, and yet we bet againt people that we could get more bullseyes that they could. And two, after all our big talk, none of us got a bulls-eye the whole time we were there.
Quatre - Zechs is right, we do diserve this.
(Sally walks up with a microphone)
Sally - (to the boys) You guys ready? (in microphone) Ladies and Gentlemen, because of there own stupididty, these talented men are going to prefoem a little cheer for us. Hit it boys!!
(The six boys line up and begin cheeering):
I'M SEXY, I'M CUTE, I'M DANGEROUS TO BOOT
I'M BITCHY, BAD HAIR
THE GIRLS ALL LOVE TO STARE
I'M WANTED, I'M HOT, I'M EVERYTHING YOU'RE NOT
I'M FINE, I'M A BORE, I DOMINATE THIS WAR
WHO AM I, JUST GUESS
GUYS WANNA TOUCH MY ASS
I'M ROCKIN, I DON'T SMILE, AND MANY THINK I'M VILE
I'VE GOT IT, I JUMP, YOU CAN LOOK BUT DON'T YOU HUMP
I'M CRAZY, I PLAY, I'M SWEAR I'M NOT A GAY
WE DEFEND, WE ATTACK, WE ACT LIKE WE'RE ON CRACK
HATE US CAUSE WE'RE POWERFUL
WELL WE DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER
WE'RE PILOTS, WE'RE GUNDAM PILOTS,
ROLL CALL!

Zechs - CALL ME MILYARDO (he crosses hs arms),
Wufei - I'M W-W-WUFEI (he draws his sword),
Quatre - Q-Q-Q-QUATRE (he puts his hands on his hips and winks),
Duo - DUDE IT'S DUO (He raises his arms and kicks straight up)
Heero - I'M HEERO YUY (he pulls a gun out),
Trowa - THEY CALL ME TROWA (he does a backflip)
Zechs - NOW CALL ME ZECHS
I SIZZLE, I SCORCH
AND NOW I PASS THE TORCH
THIS SONG IS ANNOYING, BUT AT LEAST ONE GUY HAS TO SING,
HE'S PERKY, HE'S FUN, BUT HE'S STILL NO.2
K-K-KICK IT DUO, D-D-D-DUO
Duo - I'M STRONG AND I'M LOUD
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU PROUD
I'M D-D-DUO, YOUR FAVORITE DUO (he winks at the other guys and it enfuriates them)
All guys exept Duo -
LETS KILL DUO
OMEA O KOROSU, LET'S KILL DUO
HE'S SUCH A BAKA,
WE MUST KILL DUO!
(Duo screams and the other guys chase him right out of the autotorium)