Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ GWvsSM ❯ Aftermath: Who's Gonna Clean this Mess? ( Chapter 6 )

Chapter 6: Aftermath--Who's gonna clean this mess?!

Wufei and Sailor Mars apparently had some strange sadomasochistic attraction to each other. It seems as thought their flying kicks, the clotheslines, the punches, the hair pulling, body slams were methods of displaying their affections…. Ow!

"When he punched me in the neck, I knew he was the one for me. He is my true love…." Sailor Mars swooned as she and Wufei stared at each other with puppy dog eyes.

"I love when she slammed my head into the ground and kicked me in the ribs, she's so cute." Wufei cooed as he and his beloved touched noses.

"….this is so gross…." Duo mumbled. "I'm starting to feel---URP!"

The rest of the Gundam pilots just stared in a state of duh.

Heero questioned her,keeping his aim at the lone Sailor Scout, "We just murdered your friends over there and stole your horse. And you don't care?"

Sailor Mars folded her arms and pouted, "I never liked those skanks anyway! They are SO weak and silly! I'd make a much better leader than the meatball head- ANYday! They just prance and say stupid speeches. I've always wanted to just kill! Y'know!? Kick ass first---"

"And take names?" Quatre finished.

"Who cares about names? Kick ass first and kick ass some more."

"Hn…" Heero nodded. Potential, indeed. He thought.

Trowa nodded in agreement.

Wufei and Sailor Mars embraced each other again. "Isn't she the cutest. They underestimated her destructive power. All she wants to do is kill. Isn't she great! I love her so much!!!" he smiled.

"How scary…." Duo gulped. "Oh man cupid just kicked Wu's ass!"

"Wufei, I'll admit, she's loveable, but no one can know about the Gundams or us…"

The other pilots just stared at him.

Heero stared back, "….what?"

Duo burst out, "YOU of all pilots!!!"

"You still haven't sniped Relena, and she was the first to see you--- on the first day you landed here!" Trowa announced

"Who told you?!"

Trowa looked over at Quatre who just smiled, "She told me at the Sanq Kingdom."

"She knew his name by like the second day. 'Cause you attended the same school she did! She probably told all your business to her fan club in class…." Duo added. "What an ass! Bwahahahahahaha!!!"

"The onna knew your name on the second day?! I don't think she's ever seen what Trowa and I look like!" Wufei defended. "Besides if Trowa can keep a flying horse…

"That talks…." Pegasus added.

"Yeah, that talks, then why can't I keep Sailor Mars!!!?"

Heero was about to take aim and shoot the damn horse. Then he realized, he maybe perfect, but he IS outnumbered. Trowa, Quatre, and Pegasus gave a Triple Death Glare….

"….Don't….. try…… me." Trowa warned.

"Outer space will NEVER forgive you." Quatre whimpered, which caused the loss of major cool points, but with the random post-outer-Zero system attacks….he's really not the one to mess with.

"The human society will have your ass!" Pegasus added.

"HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAA!!!! Heero's gonna get triple teamed." Duo joked.

Heero dropped the gun (he'll get another one), and marched towards his only friend, Wing Zero. "FINE! I give up! I'm going to bed…."

"YAY!!!!" Wufei and Raye Sailor Mars cheered before going into another smooch fest for all to see.

The other 3 pilots walked off. Pegasus followed behind Trowa.

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Later that night all the pilots were ready to go. Trowa had ordered Pegasus to follow him to the circus (Wonder what Catherine's gonna say…indeed). Quatre received a call from Rashid; he & the 40 Maguanacs were VERY pissed that he left without telling them (Oh bother). Wufei was rearing to go with Raye, formerly Sailor Mars, perched upon his lap (Wonder what Sally's gonna do…. Dear gawd).

Meanwhile, the God of Death was combing the hell out of his hair, promising himself a serious hair washing session back at L2….

On top of that, Duo got stuck with get-Wing Zero-off-it's-back-duty (DAMN those huge angel wings!!!) before he could leave. Heero was the last to depart this forsaken planet, because he had to scrub the pink and sparkly dust from the cockpit of his Gundam.

It was the ONLY effective attack from Sailor Moon…. Gawd rest her blonde soul. Man, did it leave a mess. Heero Yuy can't go riding out with pink in his cockpit, Relena will go crazy over him for sure.

"Better take this to Howard for repairs…" Heero muttered to himself as he scrubbed furiously at the interior. "…crazy bitch!"

MUCH LATER THAT NIGHT….

A group of three approached the scene of horror!!!!

Sailor Uranus, followed by Sailor Neptune and Sailor Pluto was totally grossed out by what they saw. A SCENE OF HORROR!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA-----sorry. Sailor Jupiter seemed to be stabbed. Sailor Moon appeared to be sniped. Earlier the came across Sailor Mini Moon, who looked like pink road kill, laying splattered on the roadside.

Darian was asphixiated by the bodies of the Lunar cats…. ALL were shoved in a steel drum?!?! They Outer Scouts located Sailor Venus over a nearby cliff, they knew it was her by her long blonde hair sticking out of the steel drum…. Another steel drum?!?!?

"What kind of freak did this?!?!?" Sailor Uranus exclaimed feeling very ill. She noted Sailor Pluto's expression as she stared elswhere. "What else did you find?!!"

Sailor Pluto found Sailor Mercury…. Or at least half of her, "Urgh---You DON'T want to know…."

"Well I found the other half….. GRRRGGGGH!!!" Sailor Neptune gagged looking at the lower, gory half of Sailor Mercury. She took off running towards a nearby bush….

"Sweetie!?!" Sailor Uranus called out and chased after her.

Minutes later….

"I don't understand. If this was the work of the Nega Verse or Nega Moon--- then how come the Earth isn't doomed?!?" Sailor Uranus pondered aloud. "Sailor Moon and Small Lady were this planet's only hope for a safe future…."

Sailor Neptune sniffled and added, "Now that they're gone….." She started to cry, "What are we gonna do?"

Sailor Pluto sighed. Then she realized something or someone was missing, "Uhm, I noticed something…"

"Hmm?!" the lovers sounded.

"Sailor Mars is missing."

"That isn't good. She was probably kidnapped." Sailor Uranus figured.

Sailor Neptune arched her brow and asked, "Why not Sailor Moon or Small Lady?! They are the Princess and future princess."

Sailor Uranus folded her arms and admitted, "Come on, you and I BOTH know Mars would make a WAY better leader than Usagi--- I mean she's cute, but cute don't make a badass."

"…. Yeah……" Sailor Pluto and Sailor Neptune confessed. "They probably thought she was the leader….

"We have no other choice but to go back in time and resurrect the Inner Scouts." The Sailor Pluto uttered grimly.

"You're right!" Sailor Uranus agreed.

"We also have to revived the ADULT Sailor Scout of Death----Sailor Saturn…" Sailor Pluto added gravely.

"The Hell you say?!?" Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune gasped.

"We have NO other choice or chance against these enemies! They wasted the scouts and kidnapped perhaps the baddest one of the group! I don't know about you but I want some SERIOUS backup!" Sailor Pluto protested. "Trust me. It'll work out! That's why I am the Sailor Scout of Time!"

"You're also the oldest…." Sailor Neptune added slyly.

"WHAT?!"

"Oh n-nothing ma'am!"

"Well… let's get started…." Sailor Uranus gruffed looking around. "Someone's gotta clean this mess." She gawked at the other two scouts and asked, "Well?!"

"I'm NOT cleaning this up!!!"

"Me neither…"

"Bitches…."

"What-ever, cry me a river."

COMING UP NEXT the REMATCH Saga of GWvsSM!!!!