Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Halcion ❯ Syrup of Ipeac ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: Gundam Wing belongs to you? Really? You should be more careful of these things! Boy, are you lucky we came along and found them! Who knows what some unsclomtious person could have done to the poor boys!

::Heero gives us a Death Glare ™, Duo looks a bit scared, Trowa puts an arm around Quatre who begins to cry, Wufei looks surprised and says, "There are worse people?"::

Warnings: Attempted suicide, yaoi, possible OOC, blatant lack of medical knowledge, Wufei's and Trowa's potty-mouths.

Thanks to deadxdreamer and mli_chan for positive reviews! Yes, we will finish this one. We'll try to keep up the suspense.

A/N: First and foremost, we'd like to send a personal message out to the Orange Pop Messiah: Thanx for lending us your calculator. Does it still surprise you that it's 5x2 and not 2x5? Really, could you see anyonex5? (Note: This will remain 1x2, although it may look like 5+2. They're just friends) Secondly, we'd like to thank Mrs. Myers for have the most god-awfully boring Chem. class. Couldn't have done it without you. Thirdly, we'd like to note that we ain't going to update unless you want us to. Please express this opinion in a review. Also, we'd like to note that the first draft of this was mondo cool, (Whoa, Mikey Moment!), deleted and re-created totally from memory. Lastly, we would like to share with you that Alex's brother's dog has killed three chipmunks

Alex ::totally flipping out:: THERE ARE THREE DEAD CHIPMUNKS IN MY FRONT YARD!!!

Aki and Muralsa start doing the 'dead parrot' sketch from Monty Python, substituting the word 'chipmunk' for 'parrot'

Tohshi: You two are hopeless. Virtual Pocky to anyone who can name the two guys that did it originally.

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"Maxwell, dinner" Wufei called as he stuck his head in the door. He expected to see Duo playing a video or reading a manga, or maybe even wreaking havoc on Heero's computer in revenge for the fight they apparently had had earlier that day. What he did see was unexpected, more unexpected than Duo crying his eyes out (and that was not happening before hell froze over and pigs flew), so startling his brain could not comprehend it at first. It reached for the nearest logical explanation instead: "Alright, Maxwell, ha ha ha, very funny, now come to dinner."

Duo still lay unmoving on the bed, scarcely even breathing.

"Duo?" Wufei asked, "Are you all right?"

"Is something wr-damn!" cursed Trowa from behind the Chinese boy when he saw the empty pill bottle Wufei had missed. "Wufei, go get a bucket. Quatre, where's the syrup of ipecac?" he asked as he began searching for it.

"The what?"

"Syrup of ipecac. It's used to induce vomiting. It looks like he swallowed pills. We have to get them out of his system."

"I see it but I can't reach it!"

"Which one is it?"

"Blue bottle, second shelf!"

"Got it!" The former mercenary hurried over to Duo, reading the instructions on the bottle. Not having a better method, he simply guessed at Duo's weight, poured the recommended dosage down his thorat and prayed that Duo would survive. Wufei arrived with the bucket just in time for Duo to wake up enough to empty the contents of his stomach into it. Trowa held him up while Quatre held his hair back, leaving poor Wufei to hold the bucket. When he was done, Duo slumped against Trowa, too worn out to say anything. Quatre handed him a glass of water.

Thy sat for minute. Finally, Wufei broke the silence. Loudly. "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?! Forget that, whatever caused this," it was clear from his tone what this was, "thought had no part in it."

"Right now, I'm thinking I should have done something that worked better."

"Something works better than taking fifty-five sleeping pills?" asked Wufei sarcastically.

"Well, duh," answered Duo just as sarcastically.

"Duo," Quatre said, "why?"

"Well…"

To Be Continued

Dun Dun Dun

A/N: Well, we have a plot. More than we usually can say. A few end notes:

Syrup of ipecac really does induce vomiting.

We didn't forget about Heero. There's going to be a lot of him soon. >:)

Heero::sweatdrops::

Teaser for next chapter:

Aki: Well, we can't really tell you so we'll just say it answers an age-old question: What does Heero really do on his laptop all the time?