Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Heero Learns to Respect Panties ❯ One-Shot

GW and its characters don't belong to me but to Sunrise/SOTSU Agency Bandai etc.etc.

This fic originated ages ago from a conversation on the Love Reflection ml about clichés where Heero or the other pilots just "rip" off the panties of their women in fics.

This is a more detailed version of a small, vague skit of a few lines I came up with in that course of discussion. The idea of Heero getting stuck in a lingerie store and having to buy for Relena as retribution for causing her to lack in the area of undergarments.

This is meant to be humorous and I hope it does at least make a few people smile and being that it is intended to be comedy and such, it is exaggerated and possibly OOC. This exaggeration is about the whole "panty ripping" theme, which I've used many times in my own fics and will continue to use, because in the right context it can be an intense and fun part of any lemon. Sometimes ya have to laugh at yourself and things you write so this is what I'm basically doing.

I was unsure how to end this one-shot so I ended it the only way I could think of at the time so I hope it doesn't come off to rushed or short.

This has adult situations (more lime then lemon) in it and language so to be safe I'm rating it R, though some might feel a PG-13 rating would work just fine.

The name of the store Pleasures and Treasures I came up with. I have no knowledge of a store that exists with that name but if there is one out there I have no affiliation with it in any way shape or form.

Hope who ever reads this enjoys it.

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Relena rolled back her head and moaned Heero's name as her eyelids fluttered closed. The reaction she had to his touch spurred Heero to continue his kneading caresses down her body, first at her breasts, then to waist…her hips…her thighs…his eyes suddenly shot wide open and he jerked back from Relena holding her by the shoulders.

Relena tilted her head and looked at him oddly. "What is it Heero?"

Heero cleared his throat, his growling tone on target. "You're not wearing any 'thing'."

Relena exhaled a short breath and rolled her eyes as she hopped down off of her desk shrugging free from the hold that Heero had on her. "Don't you look at me like that because, it's your fault I'm panty-less. In the heat of this morning's passion you tore off my last pair. I simply haven't been able to get to the store to buy anymore. Hell, Heero, I barely have time for this quickie with you."

Heero countered gruffly. "That's ridiculous Relena. You can't go around all day wearing, nothing."

Relena placed her hands on her hips and glared at him. "You don't wear anything."

Heero was thrown off a little by her remark. "Well, that's different, I mean spandex is just like wearing underwear, or something…it's just different all right."

Heero felt the hairs on the back of his head rise up as he saw a sly smile creep up on Relena's lips as she cocked an eyebrow. "Whatever. But, that still doesn't change the fact that I have no time to go to the store."

"What about your assistant Brenda?"

"She went into labor this morning, so Jenny has double the workload. Noin's day is booked, Hildie's on assignment and Sally is at the hospital with Brenda, so there's really no one…unless."

Heero narrowed his eyes having a feeling of what she was about to suggest. "No Relena. I'm not going in 'that' store."

Relena crossed her arms and turned her head and began to tap her foot. "Fine. Then I'll just wait until I can go tonight. Of course I have meetings all day so I hope that none of the gentleman accidentally get a look at my…"

Heero growled before she could finish her sentence. "Okay, okay. I'll go."

Relena thanked him with a kiss but in mid lip lock her watch alarm began to beep and she broke away from him. "Oh darling. I'm sorry but it's time for my two o'clock. You better be going anyway. I love you." She breathed the words in his ear and pecked his cheek before returning behind her desk.

Heero told her he loved her too and opened her office door passing Noin along the way wondering what type of meeting Relena would be having with Noin.

Once outside he hailed a cab and told the driver where to go. The trip seemed too short and before he knew it the taxi had pulled up in front of Pleasures and Treasures. He threw the driver a few bills before stepping out of the cab and into the store.

A perky blonde with a bounce in her step and a blinding white smile approached him. "Hello sir. Welcome to Pleasures and Treasures. My name is Brittany. How may I help you this afternoon?"

Heero swallowed the lump in his throat hoping the embarrassment he felt did not register in his face. "I'm, um, looking for some, ah, Panties is just a word, Yuy, like degradation, or distress, or disaster or doom…hold it together just think of this as a mission. "underwear for my girlfriend, of course, ya know, she's out, out of them, panties I mean, er." Heero bit his tongue to stop his babbling, forcing his usual calm resolve and coolness to take over.

The girl seemed unfazed, no doubt having to have dealt with the situation from time to time. "Of course sir, no problem. What is you lady's size?"

Heero closed his eyes feeling as if he should have just stayed in bed. "I don't know, I'm not sure, shit, I can't say."

He opened his eyes to see the store clerk smiling even wider as if trying to suppress her laughter. "Come with me sir." Heero sighed and followed her to the back of the store.

"On this table sir, we have various styles and sizes. Feel free to rummage through and pick out whatever size you feel is the correct one."

Heero felt a headache coming on. "Thank you." Of course it was only about after three minutes of nervously going through what seemed like a mountain of panties that he grew really frustrated; he whipped out his cell phone and punched in Relena's number. After two rings the phone picked up; it was her secretary that answered.

"Vice Foreign Minister Relena Dorlian's office. How may I be of assistance?"

"Hey Jen. It's Heero. I need to talk to Relena."

"She's in a meeting right now and cannot be disturbed Mr. Yuy."

Heero wondered if his growl could be heard over the phone. "This is important Jenny. I need to talk to her now."

"I'm sorry sir. But I have my orders."

"Thanks for nothing Jen." Heero snarled flipping shut his phone and sticking ii back into the inside breast pocket of his jacket.

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"He actually called Jenny? Oh my." Relena giggled somewhat looking at Noin who was holding back her own laughter.

"I told you it would work Relena."

The Minister folded her arms and frowned a little "I feel horrible about this Lucrezia. I just hate making him squirm like that. It's so mean, funny in a way, but mean."

Lucrezia sighed her matter of fact logic sounding in her voice. "No Relena. Men have to learn to respect our panties. If this kind of humiliation can cure Zechs it can definitely cure Heero. Though Hildie told me that Duo was a lost cause when she tried this with him."

Relena was smiling now but biting her lip. "I don't know…I kinda like it when Heero gets forceful and just rips them off, but every time is a bit much."

Lucrezia sighed again and patted Relena on the back as she left the office. "Hang in there, girl. It'll be worth the guilt you're feeling."

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Heero cursed under his breath. It had been ten minutes sorting through the piles of satin and lace and still he wasn't sure, he knew Relena was a size four in clothing but was it the same in panties? Women's clothing, no wonder I envision her walking around naked all the time.

Brittany seemed to notice and approached him. "Sir, are you okay? Do you need some assistance?"

Heero stepped back and flung some of the panties back on the table growing angry. "I don't know her size and I'm afraid to guess…Relena's dress size is a four."

The clerk's ears seemed to perk up at the name. "Relena? Vice Foreign Minister Relena Dorlian? Is that who you mean? Oh we know her size." The store clerk giggled somewhat as she yelled across the store to the other attendant. "Tiffany. Relena Dorlian's male friend, the animal is here! Box up her usual won't you?"

Heero's first instinct was to kill the girl and run as he stood there with no camouflage to hide him from the other female customers that were staring at him. Hey wait, animal? Where did they…? Before he could contemplate any further he heard the familiar high-pitched voice of the attendant.

"The register's right over here sir if you're ready to check out."

More than ready, Heero thought to himself as he walked up to the island checkout bar, not so oblivious to the fact that Brittany was checking out his ass the entire time.

"You could rip off my panties any day." Brittany murmured under her breath causing Heero to twirl around and face her.

"What was that?"

Brittany quickly donned the guise of wide-eyed innocence. "Nothing. I simply said you could come in and shop at anytime."

Heero's eyes narrowed knowing she was lying but he was too tired to care and more than anxious to get out of the store, so he let it go.

"Will that be cash or charge sir?"

Heero turned back around to Tiffany. "Charge." He simply stated handing the girl his credit card and watching as she ran it though the machine, handed it back to him and then ripped the receipt, which was ready for his signature. He scribbled his name on it, took the copy and the box, bidding the two woman good day as he proceeded to the door of the shop.

"That's the guy that Relena talks about Brittany? Man's he's hot."

Brittany nodded and giggled again acknowledging her friend. "Miss Dorlian has every right to brag about him. You think he really is an animal in bed?"

Heero's cocked a brow hearing the girls words and was so distracted that he didn't see the person that he was about to smack into; he did a double take seeing the familiar face.

"Good luck Duo. Be brave."

Duo looked at him funny for a second and then shrugged. "Okay buddy. Whatever." He grinned as he entered the store.

"Tiffany! Brittany! Hey ya babes. I've come her to pick up Hildie's usual items."

Heero turned back around at Duo's words and saw the girls greeting Duo like a long lost friend; he shook his head not even shocked, leave it to Duo to give himself an excuse for having to patronize the place.

Heero's mood did not lighten in the least until he was once again in Relena's office where an extreme emotion of a different kind was overtaking his logic, but first things first, so he dropped the box on Relena's desk, seeing her eyes light up as she smiled.

"That was so sweet of you Heero. Thank you, but I was able to find a pair after all. I forgot all about the extra I keep in my desk drawer, for our private meetings."

"What? Do you realize what I just went through?" Heero was speechless, then in exasperation and shock as he felt all of the coloring drain from his face, the realization that all the frustration and humiliation he went through was for nothing.

Relena pursed her lips picking up on the simmering volcano that was on the verge of erupting; she rose from her chair and walked over to him and wrapped her arms around his waist rubbing her body against his, smiling a little feeling him relax. It was time to stroke the delicate male pride that most men seemed to have.

She felt him shiver somewhat as she glided her hands softly up and down his back. "I realize that Heero, and I'm more than prepared to show my gratitude…my three o'clock canceled so I have a whole hour. Fortunately I was able to pencil you in."

Heero opened his eyes and looked down at her his anger gone the instant her pelvis began to grind against his sex. "An hour?" He asked with eyes that were narrowed with lust.

Relena nodded, her eyes gleaming with lust as well. She hopped up and wrapped her legs around his waist meeting him in a frenzied kiss as he stumbled forward somewhat until she was sitting on the edge of her desk. With shaking hands Heero began to unbutton the jacket of her blazer while she worked with the buckle of his belt and after several seconds Heero was freed from his slacks and Relena's upper body was bare all except for Heero's head as his mouth attacked her nipples, taking the plumb little nubs of her rounded orbs into his mouth to tease and torture them with his teeth and tongue.

Her fists gripped strands of his wild dark hair holding him as captive as his mouth held her breasts. Then feeling a mild cramp in her lower back she released him, placing her palms flat on the desk behind her to support her body.

Heero took the opportunity of her laid back position and slid his hands underneath her skirt, hooking his index fingers around the thin side straps of the satin undergarment. A deep growl left his throat as he began to tug roughly the thin straps; suddenly he stopped and asked Relena to stand up.

With a questioning tilt to her head she complied, only to notice that Heero knelt down on one knee, and with his fingers he carefully rolled her panties down her smooth, slender, nylon clad legs, taking turns lifting each one of her tiny feet delicately until the undergarment was completely off her, thrown casually over his shoulder. He rose to stand in front of her once more and leaned forward, as she found herself again being lifted and laid back against the desk.

"Now where were we?"

Swallowing hard the amused laughter that bubbled up inside her, she wrapped her arms around his neck, pulling him even closer to her.

"If this keeps up, I'll have to come up with another nickname for you."

With a devious smirk that would rival the devil's Heero shook his head. "And leave you with nothing to brag about? I don't think so."

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And if not for the soundproofing of her office walls the entire building would have heard the loud and explicit content of Relena's Dorlian's three-o'clock appointment.

END