Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Heero Yuy in the Iron Lung ❯ Chapter 1
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Shimegami 
Trowa's point of view as he takes care of Heero after self-destruction. Non-yaoi, a parody...Shi-chan's sick idea of humor. T_T
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 11.16.2001 | Pages: 1 | Words: 259 | Visits: 1.0K | Status: Completed
Trowa's point of view as he takes care of Heero after self-destruction. Non-yaoi, a parody...Shi-chan's sick idea of humor. T_T
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 11.16.2001 | Pages: 1 | Words: 259 | Visits: 1.0K | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: Gundam Wing doesn't belong to me. Neither does this song, it belongs to Weird Al Yankovic.
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Shi-chan: Be afraid. Be very afraid. *shudders* I don't know what possesed me to write this...
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Heero Yuy In The Iron Lung
A parody of "Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung," by Weird Al.
By Shimegami-chan
Warnings: o_O
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This takes place around episode 11/12, after Wing self-destructs. It's from Trowa's POV.
I visit Heero Yuy in the secret room.
I see him 'most every day.
And when I see poor Heero in his iron lung,
This is what I hear him say:
(iron lung sounds) Koo-he, koo-he, koo-he koo-he....
Ya know, old Heero is my very best friend.
He's never a chump or a tease.
He never tells me lies, and best of all,
He never disagrees.
I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon.
Sit down by his side and say "Hi".
And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation,
And I wait for Heero-kun's reply.
And then Heero'd say:
(iron lung sounds) Koo-he, koo-he, koo-he koo-he....
Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be
Heero-kun's waking day
So now I bring to you the very first thing
That Heero-kun had to say:
(rapid iron lung sounds) Death...hurts like hell.
Dammit...why couldn't he have stayed in the coma a while longer? He was such an interesting conversationalist!
~O....wa....ri... .
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Duo: *looks immesurably scared* Shi-chan...
Trowa: ...
Heero: ...
Shi-chan: What!?!? I had a dream about Trowa singing the song, and I had to write it! Okay?!?!?
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Shi-chan: Be afraid. Be very afraid. *shudders* I don't know what possesed me to write this...
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Heero Yuy In The Iron Lung
A parody of "Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung," by Weird Al.
By Shimegami-chan
Warnings: o_O
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This takes place around episode 11/12, after Wing self-destructs. It's from Trowa's POV.
I visit Heero Yuy in the secret room.
I see him 'most every day.
And when I see poor Heero in his iron lung,
This is what I hear him say:
(iron lung sounds) Koo-he, koo-he, koo-he koo-he....
Ya know, old Heero is my very best friend.
He's never a chump or a tease.
He never tells me lies, and best of all,
He never disagrees.
I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon.
Sit down by his side and say "Hi".
And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation,
And I wait for Heero-kun's reply.
And then Heero'd say:
(iron lung sounds) Koo-he, koo-he, koo-he koo-he....
Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be
Heero-kun's waking day
So now I bring to you the very first thing
That Heero-kun had to say:
(rapid iron lung sounds) Death...hurts like hell.
Dammit...why couldn't he have stayed in the coma a while longer? He was such an interesting conversationalist!
~O....wa....ri... .
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Duo: *looks immesurably scared* Shi-chan...
Trowa: ...
Heero: ...
Shi-chan: What!?!? I had a dream about Trowa singing the song, and I had to write it! Okay?!?!?