Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Heero Yuy: Male Hoochie ❯ Chance Meeting ( Chapter 4 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
Ch 4.
(Wednesday 12:00) setting: cafe
Heero sighed as he contemplated his life. All he ever wanted to do is to save up
enough money by 'man-whoring' to open up his own comic book shop. But lately, he seemed to have
trouble keeping alive let alone saving up money. He must have a serious talk with Duo today about
his 'career' path. He sighed again and decided to order another drink. He saw a waitress
walking towards him.
"Excuse me...excuse me, yes. I'll have another glass of water."
The waitress gave him a shy smile. "Another glass? You're drinking more water than a cow, you
know that?"
"Yes...yes...I'll pay for it, if you want."
The waitress paused. She seemed a bit nervous. She was fiddling with her fingers.
"Uhmm...uh..I..You know, you could... pay me by...maybe taking me out to dinner, maybe?"
Heero looked at her. He did not expect this. He didn't know what to say.
The waitress was turning red. "Uhhh!!...I mean....I was just wondering...if...uhhhh..."
Heero was very uncomfortable. He was not good with girls outside of his job. Even though
many girls flirt with him all the time, he was still baffled on how to react. 'Man-whoring' was
so much easier for him, when women only want two things: sex and company.
The waitress was turning purple now. "AWWWHH....I-I-I...M-me-an....I..U-uhhh...FORGET IT!!"
She started walking away in embarassment. Heero felt sorry for her. He got up out of his
seat and ran after her.
"Hey, wait a minute...wait!" yelled Heero. The waitress would not stop. She was covering
her face with her hands.
"Please...wait!"
The waitress stopped still. After a long moment, she turned around towards him. Her eyes
were glued to the ground.
"I-I..I'm sorry...if I bothered you.." she whispered.
Heero tried to reassure her with a smile. "Hey, you ran off before i said anything. I was
going to say that I would love to take you out"
The waitress lifted her eyes and looked at him in surprise. "R-really?"
Heero nodded. "Yup. I'm sorry if I was just staring at you back then. I couldn't answer
because I couldn't believe you were so beautiful."
The waitress blushed.
Heero was not lying. He thought she really was beautiful; a knockout, really. She had
beautiful blue eyes, honey-blond hair, a striking face, and a good body. He really was amazed
at her beauty. He wondered why she would be so shy.
"Let's start over. My name is Heero Yuy, what's your name?"
"M-my name...is Relena Darlian. Nice to meet you."
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(Wednesd ay 12:15)
Heero looked at the piece of paper again. He could not believe that he traded numbers with
Relena. He wasn't used to doing this spontaneously. Duo would always set him up with clients. It felt
great to be able to 'choose' a potential mate once in awhile. He wanted to do this more.
Walking back to his seat, Heero spotted Duo sitting down in a table. Duo seemed to be in pain.
"Duo! hey, Duo!!"
Duo saw him and waved for him to come over.
Heero walked over to where Duo was and sat down.
"Hey, Duo. How is it going. You don't look so good."
Duo was wearing sunglasses. There seemed to be scars on his face; perhaps done by a whip.
"Oh...I ..uh..just had a bad day...and a bad night. I don't want to talk about it."
Heero was baffled. "huh...oh, ok, then."
Duo started talking. "Anyways, I wanted to talk to you. Are you allright? I can't
believe you jumped out of a 40-story building. What's the matter with you?"
Heero had a pale face. "Uh...well, you never met Une. You don't know what she's capable of.
She's so strong. She's just as worse then the Senator chick. They like to...dominate men...or
something, don't ask."
Duo dropped a sweat. "yeah....well...I wouldn't know, I never met them."
Heero shuddered. "Be glad you never met them."
Duo dropped another sweat. "well...anyway, I wanted to tell you that maybe you should take
it easy this week. Maybe you need a break from 'man-whoring'"
Heero was delighted. "Really? you'd let me take a week off?"
Duo nodded. "Uh-huh. So all you have to do is work the phones this week, ok?"
Heero's face turned pallid. "No....no...not the..phones..."
Duo smiled. "yes, the phones"
Heero closed his eyes.
Duo shrugged. "It won't be so bad. Just answer a few calls from some lonely women."
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(Wedne sday 7:00pm)
Heero sighed loudly as he stared at the telephone. Duo said that the calls would come
at around 7:00. He had tried phone sex before and he did not like it. Women who called in
were....freaks. He remebered one time, this lady forced him to 'oink' real loudly while listening
to her masturbate in a farmer's outfit. Another time, this lady wanted him to yell at her really
loudly in German while she was busy eating out a woman. No, he was not looking forward
to this at all.
-R-R-R-RINNNGGG-
Heero looked at the phone. He figured that it couldn't be that bad. He picked it up slowly.
He prepared his best sexy, sultry voice. "Hi....My name is Heero...mmm... I feel so horny right
now...What's your name, honey?"
"H-hi..I'm Agnes. Do you really look like the guy in the picture that Mr.Duo gave me?" the
woman on the other line seemed hesitant.
"Yes...do you find me sexy?"
"..{laughs}..Yes. You are very attractive."
"Really? Why thank you" Replied Heero in a tart voice.
"So...um...what exactly do I get to do?" She sounded very excited.
"Well...I can take my clothes off right now, and touch myself. Would you like that, Agnes?"
"Oh...yes....I'd like that"
Heero pretended like he was taking off his clothes. He tried to make a lot of noise to make
it seem authentic. "There...it's all off, Agnes. Oh, my god. I wish you were here. My cock is sooo hard right
now. Now...I want you to take your clothes off."
"Um..Heero, could you tell me commands more forcefully" She seemed to be getting into this.
Heero sighed. 'Whatever turns her on', he thought. He figured her to be one of those
submissive females. "Bitch! Shut up and take your goddamned clothes off!!!" yelled Heero.
"YES! MASTER! ohhhh....my nipples are so hard !!! OHH!! OHHH!"
Heero dropped a sweat. 'She is really getting into this', He thought. He decided to keep
playing the dominator. "NOW LISTEN YOU WHORE. I WANT YOU TO TAKE YOUR FINGERS AND STICK IT UP
YOUR CUNT!!"
"oh...yes, master. yes, master. Ohhh......"
Heero had a hard time not laughing. He was about to tell her something else but another
call came in on the other line. "Allright whore. I'm gonna put you on hold. But you better be
masturbating or I'm going to go over there and finish the job myself, got it?"
"Yes...awhhh...yes...mast...ohh..er." Her voice was faltering.
<----->
Heero pressed the button for the other line. "Hello..this is Heero...I'm so horny right
now...I wanna make it with you so bad, baby. what's your name, sexy?"
"Heero? uhhhh.....This is...Relena, the waitress? From today?"
Heero's heart almost stopped beating.
"Heero? Heero? Are you still there?"
After a long pause, he responded, "Relena...uhh...oh, my god. This is so embarassing. Listen,
this is all a big mistake. I was trying to...."
Before he could finish, yet another call came in. "Uh, listen Relena, can I put you on hold
for a second?"
".......ok...."
<------>
Heero pressed the button for the third call. "Hello, this is Heero. I'm sorry but my
phone sex service will not be available tonight. Please call me tomorrow."
"HEERO!!! THIS IS YOUR MOTHER!!! WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, HEERO!!"
Heero's heart stopped ten paces.
"HEERO, do you need money? Is that what it is? What's going on with your life?"
Heero could not believe it. His mom called him once every year. Of all the nights to call
him.... "Ma...ma...I'm just kidding..hahahaha..it's a joke."
"Heero, I'm coming over there immediately. I want to know what you're up to."
Heero did not need this in his life right now. "Ma, I'm gonna put you on hold. I got other
calls, ok?"
"Heero, don't you dare hold me up. I have to...."
<------->
Heero pressed the button for Agnes. He figured it would be best to get rid of her and
then talk to Relena, then her mother, respectively. He quickly transformed into his 'dominatrix'
voice.
"LISTEN CUNT! I WANT YOU TO HANG UP THE PHONE AND I WANT YOU TO STICK YOUR ENTIRE FIST
UP YOUR PUSSY WHILE FORCING A BANNANA UP YOUR ASS, YOU GET ME YOU FILTHY WHORE?"
"EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?!" yelled the surprised voice of Relena.
Heero's heart dropped a hundred paces.
"Well...I...NEVER!!!" Relena yelled.
"No, wait. Relena. I meant it to...."
Relena hung up.
<-------->
Heero cursed himself. He couldn't believe he blew it with Relena. She seemed like such
a nice person, too. He decided to worry about it later. He pressed the button for his mom.
"mom? listen, can I call you tomorrow?"
"ohhhh.....Heero.....I just cummed......" whispered Agnes.
Heero sighed and hung up on her.
<-------->
Heero pressed the button for his mom. This time, he was sure it really was the line to
his mom. "Ma? Are you there?"
He could hear his mom weeping.
"Oh, what did I do wrong. Didn't I raise you right?" said his mom.
"Ma...It's not you...it's me..."
"Oh..Heero..Don't you love me? Why would you do this?"
Heero sighed. "Ma...can we talk tomorrow?"
"........I don't have a son........"
His mom hung up.