Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Heero Yuy, Seventh Grade Teacher? ❯ Part II ( Chapter 2 )
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By: kalamekiv 
Goten and Trunks appear...
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 12.14.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 492 | Status: Completed
Goten and Trunks appear...
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 12.14.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 492 | Status: Completed
Heero Yuy, Seventh Grade Teacher? - Part 2
Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own Gundam Wing or Dragonball Z, but I
like to tell people that I own Heero Yuy and my sister owns Duo
Maxwell, even though we *are* lying. :P
***********
The next day, Principal Relena Peacecraft was getting swamped by calls
from angry parents about a certain "Mr. Yuy" telling their children
certain "rules."
"He said WHAT?" Relena pretended to be shocked. It was the eighth
time that morning a parent had called her to tell her about Heero's
rule about breathing. "Yes, yes, Mr. Tenou, I will have a talk with
Mr. Yuy. Goodbye!" Relena slammed down the phone, and pulled the
phone cord out of her phone. She put her head down and sighed.
'I wonder if it was a bad idea to let Heero teach here at Peacecraft
Academy...' she thought. 'Nah!' Relena started daydreaming about the
Perfect Soldier and her....
Meanwhile, in a certain seventh grade history class, it's very quiet,
until we hear laughing coming from the back of the room; the source of
the laughter being one purple haired demi-Saiyajin and his companion
with messed up, Goku-like hair.
"Hehehe, Goten," Trunks whispered. "Look at Mr. Yuy, he looks like a
fag!"
"Hai, Trunks-kun!" Goten whispered back a little *too* loudly. Heero
lifted his head and gave both of the boys the classic Heero Yuy "Death
Glare" and pointed to rule number one on the board.
"I should shoot you two," Heero began. "But I'm in a good mood, so
I'll let you live, this time." Heero goes back to his daydream about
a certain principal.
Trunks looked at his teacher and grinned. "You know what, Goten-kun?
I think Mr. Yuy got some last night!" Trunks announced loudly. Heero
snapped out of his daydream again and saw the class laughing at the
purple haired kid in the back of the room.
"Yeah, Trunks-kun. But from who? A guy or a girl?" Goten replied.
The class erupted into laughter again. Heero stood up, went to the
back of the room, grabbed both of the demi-saiyajins, and dragged them
to the front of the room. (He tried to pick them up, but they were
wearing their weighted clothes today, as Heero quickly found out.)
"So, you two think you're funny, eh?" Heero asked the boys.
"Think? HAH...I *know* we're funny! Don't you agree, class?" Trunks
asked, turning to the class. Heero shot the rest of the class a Heero
Death Glare, and they violently shook their heads. Trunks and Goten
both gulped. 'We're dead,' thought Trunks.
Heero stood there, grinning and glared at the two demi-saiyajins. "As
a punishment," he began.
"PLEASE DON'T KILL US, MR. YUY!" begged Goten. Trunks whacked his
friend's head and called him a baka, reminding him that bullet
wouldn't hurt them anyways. Heero heard THAT and grinned some more.
"As a punishment, you two will stand on your hands and hold five
buckets of water on your feet," the pilot of Wing Zero told the boys.
Goten faints and Trunks grins at his teacher.
"That's nothing, Mr. Yuy. We *are* part Saiyajin." Trunks informs
his teacher.
"For five hours," Heero continues.
"Oh well, look at the time, Mr. Yuy! We've only got five MINUTES
left in this class," Trunks replied, grinning. Heero looks at the
purple haired kid and grins even more. (Is that even possible?)
"Then you'll come back here after school and do it," he said. "If you
don't come here, I will increase the time you have to hold the
buckets. Understood?" Both of the demi-saiyajins nod. "Go back to
your seats, I don't want to hear another word from either one of you
two." Trunks and Goten go back to their seats and pout.
Back in Principal Peacecraft's office, Relena and her secretary
Dorothy Catalonia managed to kick out the mob of angry parents who
came into the school to get rid of Heero.
"Kami-sama!" exclaimed the former Queen of the World. "What in the
world has Heero done to those children that would make these parents
so upset?"
"He actually told them to do work?" Dorothy asked. Both women laugh
as they imaging Heero trying to teach the most rambunchous class of
seventh graders the school had ever seen. "No, Miss Relena, he told
them they had to do...HOMEWORK!" Relena and Dorothy start laughing
some more as they picture Heero trying to give them homework.
At that very moment, Heero walked into Relena's office, with a box.
(He threatened the kids with death if they did something while he was
gone.) "Here, Relena...can you take care of this?" Heero asks as he
hands the box over to Relena, who stopped laughing when she saw him
come in. In the box, Relena and Dorothy saw CD players, mangas,
portable radios and TVs, and lots of other stuff. You name it, those
spoiled little kids had it at school...
"My God," Dorothy said as she saw about 50 CD players, 100 mangas,
and three portable TVs. "Where in the world did-"
"The kids," Heero cut Dorothy off before she finished asking the
question. "Besides, I have to be going. I *do* have a class to
teach." With that, Heero turned around and walked out the door to go
back to his classroom. Relena and Dorothy look at each other, in
complete shock, for about five minutes.
"I think I'll go pay his class a visit later on," Relena said in a
zombie-like voice.
"That would be a good idea, Miss Relena," Dorothy said, in a similar
voice.
Five periods later, Heero has eighteen boxes around his desk, all
filled with stuff the kids brought to school. The children were busy
working on some stuff when they heard some footsteps down the hallway.
Heero also heard the footsteps and looked at the class. 'Damn, it's
Relena...' he thought. He stood up, erased his five "rules" off the
board, and wrote one phrase on there: Have fun!
The kids looked at each other, at the board, then at their teacher as
he quickly passed back out their stuff. After Heero finished passing
out all their stuff, he quickly sat down and acted like he was getting
a headache. Relena enters the now chaotic room with a confused look
on her face. 'I could have sworn it was quiet in here a few minutes
ago,' she thought as she looked at Heero. Heero saw her "look" and
turned to the class.
"Hey, sit back down! I said you could have a party, not turn this
place into a warzone!" snapped Heero. The kids look at their teacher
again, completely confused by his actions. First he tells them not to
do anything, then he says to party, and now he says to sit down and
behave. They decide to ignore him and continue to "party". Heero
sighs, and gets out...a water gun that looked incredibly like his
*real* gun. Suddenly, the kids sit back down and act like perfect
angels.
Relena was shocked. "Heero! What are you doing with a gun at
school?" she asked. Heero grins, and fires the gun at Relena, leaving
her with a huge wet spot on her blouse.
"Gotcha, Miss Peacecraft," Heero said, smirking. The class started
laughing, and Heero glared at the children. "Did I tell you to
laugh?" he asked them.
"No, Mr. Yuy," they reply in a scared voice. The Japanese Gundam
pilot smirks, and turns back to Relena. "What are you doing here,
Rel-I mean, Miss Peacecraft?" He asked.
"Oh...I've gotten some...'complaints' about you, Mr. Yuy," Relena
said, looking at the board, which says "Have fun!" instead of the
"rules" the parents complained about. 'That's odd,' she thought, then
looked at Heero again.
"Really?" Heero said, pretending to be interested. "I don't know
what they would be complaining about. I mean, their children are
*perfect angels*. Right, boys and girls?" Heero gives the children
another Death Glare. They all nod, and little halos can be seen
above their heads. Relena looks at the children, then at Heero, who
changed his 'look' quickly, and back at the children again.
"Well, He-Mr. Yuy, I guess there aren't any problems here," Relena
said. "I need to get back to the office and talk to some more
parents. Goodbye, boys and girls!"
"Bye Miss Peacecraft!" The little hellraisers say, in unison. After
Relena leaves and isn't anywhere near the classroom, Heero turns
around, gets out the boxes, and orders them to put the stuff back
in them. One by one, each kid drops his or her stuff into the box.
Heero goes to the chalkboard, erases the "Have fun!" message, and
rewrites his "rules" again. The children sigh, there's no way
they're going to get rid of Mr. Yuy THAT easily.
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After school, Trunks and Goten appear, a whole hour later, for their
"detention". Trunks sticks his head into the empty, dark classroom,
and notices that nobody was in there, or so he thought...
"Hehe, Goten," Trunks said. "Mr. Yuy went home, he's not here.
Let's go!" Goten nods, and both turn around to go home, and run
right into Heero.
"Ah, Mr. Vegeta-Briefs and Mr. Son," Heero says, with a grin. Both
demi-Saiyajin boys begin to sweatdrop and shake nervously. Mr. Yuy
was the only person, other than Trunks' dad Vegeta, that could sneak
up on them and scare them like that. "You're an hour late for
detention."
"Well, Mr. Yuy, we can explain." Trunks said, smiling. "My watch
broke and-" Right before Trunks could finish, Heero said, "You two
will stay here in school all night, standing on your hands and holding
the buckets of water on your feet."
"But Mr. Yuy! I have to go home!" Goten exclaimed. "I'm hungry!"
"Too bad," Heero replied as he began filling up the buckets of water,
handing them to the boys. Trunks and Goten look at each other and
sigh. Then, an idea came to Trunks. He grinned and looked at Heero.
"But Mr. Yuy, there's no way you can stay here and watch us all
night!" he told the Japanese Gundam pilot. "You need coffee, and the
machine's inside the school! Hehe!"
"Plus, you have to go to the bathroom," Goten added. "And THAT'S
inside of the school, too!" Both demi-saiyajin boys laugh at their
supposedly "stupid teacher."
"Don't worry, I can hold it for a VERY long time, and I don't need
coffee to stay up all night," Heero replied. Goten and Trunks look
at each other again, and sweatdrop. This was going to be a long
night...
*******
At midnight, the boys were still awake, standing on their hands with
the water buckets on their feet. Heero sat down next to a tree and
grinned at them. He decided to make their punishment a little...
worse. He got up, went over to the water hose, and opened the spigot
thing so that it dripped. Heero looked at the boys, who were shocked
that he would do something like that to them.
"Oh come on, Mr. Yuy! You can't do this to us!" Trunks yelled,
trying VERY hard not to urinate in his pants, along with Goten.
"There has to be some kind of law against this, Mr. Yuy," Goten said.
Heero shook his head and continued grinning at the boys. Both of the
part Saiyajin children sighed, and tried VERY hard NOT to pee the rest
of the night...
-----------------------------------------
And there's Part 2! I didn't think people would actually...LIKE this
thing, hehe. Like, no like? :)
Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own Gundam Wing or Dragonball Z, but I
like to tell people that I own Heero Yuy and my sister owns Duo
Maxwell, even though we *are* lying. :P
***********
The next day, Principal Relena Peacecraft was getting swamped by calls
from angry parents about a certain "Mr. Yuy" telling their children
certain "rules."
"He said WHAT?" Relena pretended to be shocked. It was the eighth
time that morning a parent had called her to tell her about Heero's
rule about breathing. "Yes, yes, Mr. Tenou, I will have a talk with
Mr. Yuy. Goodbye!" Relena slammed down the phone, and pulled the
phone cord out of her phone. She put her head down and sighed.
'I wonder if it was a bad idea to let Heero teach here at Peacecraft
Academy...' she thought. 'Nah!' Relena started daydreaming about the
Perfect Soldier and her....
Meanwhile, in a certain seventh grade history class, it's very quiet,
until we hear laughing coming from the back of the room; the source of
the laughter being one purple haired demi-Saiyajin and his companion
with messed up, Goku-like hair.
"Hehehe, Goten," Trunks whispered. "Look at Mr. Yuy, he looks like a
fag!"
"Hai, Trunks-kun!" Goten whispered back a little *too* loudly. Heero
lifted his head and gave both of the boys the classic Heero Yuy "Death
Glare" and pointed to rule number one on the board.
"I should shoot you two," Heero began. "But I'm in a good mood, so
I'll let you live, this time." Heero goes back to his daydream about
a certain principal.
Trunks looked at his teacher and grinned. "You know what, Goten-kun?
I think Mr. Yuy got some last night!" Trunks announced loudly. Heero
snapped out of his daydream again and saw the class laughing at the
purple haired kid in the back of the room.
"Yeah, Trunks-kun. But from who? A guy or a girl?" Goten replied.
The class erupted into laughter again. Heero stood up, went to the
back of the room, grabbed both of the demi-saiyajins, and dragged them
to the front of the room. (He tried to pick them up, but they were
wearing their weighted clothes today, as Heero quickly found out.)
"So, you two think you're funny, eh?" Heero asked the boys.
"Think? HAH...I *know* we're funny! Don't you agree, class?" Trunks
asked, turning to the class. Heero shot the rest of the class a Heero
Death Glare, and they violently shook their heads. Trunks and Goten
both gulped. 'We're dead,' thought Trunks.
Heero stood there, grinning and glared at the two demi-saiyajins. "As
a punishment," he began.
"PLEASE DON'T KILL US, MR. YUY!" begged Goten. Trunks whacked his
friend's head and called him a baka, reminding him that bullet
wouldn't hurt them anyways. Heero heard THAT and grinned some more.
"As a punishment, you two will stand on your hands and hold five
buckets of water on your feet," the pilot of Wing Zero told the boys.
Goten faints and Trunks grins at his teacher.
"That's nothing, Mr. Yuy. We *are* part Saiyajin." Trunks informs
his teacher.
"For five hours," Heero continues.
"Oh well, look at the time, Mr. Yuy! We've only got five MINUTES
left in this class," Trunks replied, grinning. Heero looks at the
purple haired kid and grins even more. (Is that even possible?)
"Then you'll come back here after school and do it," he said. "If you
don't come here, I will increase the time you have to hold the
buckets. Understood?" Both of the demi-saiyajins nod. "Go back to
your seats, I don't want to hear another word from either one of you
two." Trunks and Goten go back to their seats and pout.
Back in Principal Peacecraft's office, Relena and her secretary
Dorothy Catalonia managed to kick out the mob of angry parents who
came into the school to get rid of Heero.
"Kami-sama!" exclaimed the former Queen of the World. "What in the
world has Heero done to those children that would make these parents
so upset?"
"He actually told them to do work?" Dorothy asked. Both women laugh
as they imaging Heero trying to teach the most rambunchous class of
seventh graders the school had ever seen. "No, Miss Relena, he told
them they had to do...HOMEWORK!" Relena and Dorothy start laughing
some more as they picture Heero trying to give them homework.
At that very moment, Heero walked into Relena's office, with a box.
(He threatened the kids with death if they did something while he was
gone.) "Here, Relena...can you take care of this?" Heero asks as he
hands the box over to Relena, who stopped laughing when she saw him
come in. In the box, Relena and Dorothy saw CD players, mangas,
portable radios and TVs, and lots of other stuff. You name it, those
spoiled little kids had it at school...
"My God," Dorothy said as she saw about 50 CD players, 100 mangas,
and three portable TVs. "Where in the world did-"
"The kids," Heero cut Dorothy off before she finished asking the
question. "Besides, I have to be going. I *do* have a class to
teach." With that, Heero turned around and walked out the door to go
back to his classroom. Relena and Dorothy look at each other, in
complete shock, for about five minutes.
"I think I'll go pay his class a visit later on," Relena said in a
zombie-like voice.
"That would be a good idea, Miss Relena," Dorothy said, in a similar
voice.
Five periods later, Heero has eighteen boxes around his desk, all
filled with stuff the kids brought to school. The children were busy
working on some stuff when they heard some footsteps down the hallway.
Heero also heard the footsteps and looked at the class. 'Damn, it's
Relena...' he thought. He stood up, erased his five "rules" off the
board, and wrote one phrase on there: Have fun!
The kids looked at each other, at the board, then at their teacher as
he quickly passed back out their stuff. After Heero finished passing
out all their stuff, he quickly sat down and acted like he was getting
a headache. Relena enters the now chaotic room with a confused look
on her face. 'I could have sworn it was quiet in here a few minutes
ago,' she thought as she looked at Heero. Heero saw her "look" and
turned to the class.
"Hey, sit back down! I said you could have a party, not turn this
place into a warzone!" snapped Heero. The kids look at their teacher
again, completely confused by his actions. First he tells them not to
do anything, then he says to party, and now he says to sit down and
behave. They decide to ignore him and continue to "party". Heero
sighs, and gets out...a water gun that looked incredibly like his
*real* gun. Suddenly, the kids sit back down and act like perfect
angels.
Relena was shocked. "Heero! What are you doing with a gun at
school?" she asked. Heero grins, and fires the gun at Relena, leaving
her with a huge wet spot on her blouse.
"Gotcha, Miss Peacecraft," Heero said, smirking. The class started
laughing, and Heero glared at the children. "Did I tell you to
laugh?" he asked them.
"No, Mr. Yuy," they reply in a scared voice. The Japanese Gundam
pilot smirks, and turns back to Relena. "What are you doing here,
Rel-I mean, Miss Peacecraft?" He asked.
"Oh...I've gotten some...'complaints' about you, Mr. Yuy," Relena
said, looking at the board, which says "Have fun!" instead of the
"rules" the parents complained about. 'That's odd,' she thought, then
looked at Heero again.
"Really?" Heero said, pretending to be interested. "I don't know
what they would be complaining about. I mean, their children are
*perfect angels*. Right, boys and girls?" Heero gives the children
another Death Glare. They all nod, and little halos can be seen
above their heads. Relena looks at the children, then at Heero, who
changed his 'look' quickly, and back at the children again.
"Well, He-Mr. Yuy, I guess there aren't any problems here," Relena
said. "I need to get back to the office and talk to some more
parents. Goodbye, boys and girls!"
"Bye Miss Peacecraft!" The little hellraisers say, in unison. After
Relena leaves and isn't anywhere near the classroom, Heero turns
around, gets out the boxes, and orders them to put the stuff back
in them. One by one, each kid drops his or her stuff into the box.
Heero goes to the chalkboard, erases the "Have fun!" message, and
rewrites his "rules" again. The children sigh, there's no way
they're going to get rid of Mr. Yuy THAT easily.
---------------------------------------
After school, Trunks and Goten appear, a whole hour later, for their
"detention". Trunks sticks his head into the empty, dark classroom,
and notices that nobody was in there, or so he thought...
"Hehe, Goten," Trunks said. "Mr. Yuy went home, he's not here.
Let's go!" Goten nods, and both turn around to go home, and run
right into Heero.
"Ah, Mr. Vegeta-Briefs and Mr. Son," Heero says, with a grin. Both
demi-Saiyajin boys begin to sweatdrop and shake nervously. Mr. Yuy
was the only person, other than Trunks' dad Vegeta, that could sneak
up on them and scare them like that. "You're an hour late for
detention."
"Well, Mr. Yuy, we can explain." Trunks said, smiling. "My watch
broke and-" Right before Trunks could finish, Heero said, "You two
will stay here in school all night, standing on your hands and holding
the buckets of water on your feet."
"But Mr. Yuy! I have to go home!" Goten exclaimed. "I'm hungry!"
"Too bad," Heero replied as he began filling up the buckets of water,
handing them to the boys. Trunks and Goten look at each other and
sigh. Then, an idea came to Trunks. He grinned and looked at Heero.
"But Mr. Yuy, there's no way you can stay here and watch us all
night!" he told the Japanese Gundam pilot. "You need coffee, and the
machine's inside the school! Hehe!"
"Plus, you have to go to the bathroom," Goten added. "And THAT'S
inside of the school, too!" Both demi-saiyajin boys laugh at their
supposedly "stupid teacher."
"Don't worry, I can hold it for a VERY long time, and I don't need
coffee to stay up all night," Heero replied. Goten and Trunks look
at each other again, and sweatdrop. This was going to be a long
night...
*******
At midnight, the boys were still awake, standing on their hands with
the water buckets on their feet. Heero sat down next to a tree and
grinned at them. He decided to make their punishment a little...
worse. He got up, went over to the water hose, and opened the spigot
thing so that it dripped. Heero looked at the boys, who were shocked
that he would do something like that to them.
"Oh come on, Mr. Yuy! You can't do this to us!" Trunks yelled,
trying VERY hard not to urinate in his pants, along with Goten.
"There has to be some kind of law against this, Mr. Yuy," Goten said.
Heero shook his head and continued grinning at the boys. Both of the
part Saiyajin children sighed, and tried VERY hard NOT to pee the rest
of the night...
-----------------------------------------
And there's Part 2! I didn't think people would actually...LIKE this
thing, hehe. Like, no like? :)