Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Heero Yuy, Seventh Grade Teacher? Omake #2 ❯ Spring Break! - Part III ( Chapter 3 )
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By: kalamekiv 
The final installment. There's a murder in here. :x
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 12.14.2001 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 191 | Status: Completed
The final installment. There's a murder in here. :x
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 12.14.2001 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 191 | Status: Completed
Heero Yuy, Seventh Grade Teacher? Omake 2c
Spring Break - Part 3!
Disclaimer: if $char = "Heero Yuy"; "Duo Maxwell";
"Trowa Barton"; "Trunks"; "Goten";
then { print("These do not belong to Kala Mekiv, they are property
of their respective owners.") } How's that for a disclaimer?
Note #1: Does anyone have *any* recall on this story?
Note #2: No, seriously, who actually REMEMBERS this story?
Note #3: It helps to have read the first two sections of the story,
or else you won't have *any* idea what's going in this story... In
a way, it's like Lain: It's all connected. :x
*********************
"Wow, Heero!" Relena exclaimed as she got out of the car Heero
was "permanently borrowing" from Quatre and looked at the private
beach they had gone to. Heero smirked and went to the trunk to get
a picnic basket and some other miscellaneous things. Little did this
happy little couple realize that this quaint little beach was far
from being as "private" as they wanted it to be.
***
Hiding behind a near-by sand dune, two men and two demi-Saiyajin
boys stuck their heads out, one above the other like a totem pole.
Goten's face was hidden behind the camcorder that was plastered to
his head, trying to get some interesting shots of the couple
standing less than 200 feet away from them. Trowa, wanting a better
view of Heero and Relena, held his infamous unibang away from his
face. Duo, standing right below him, was covering his mouth to
prevent him from blurting something out. Trunks, equipped with a
microphone, turned it on and began another one of his narrations
to the "documentary."
"The final day of our documentary. Last time, the Yuy creature
took his potential mate to an expensive French restaurant, where
they dined on fine, spicy dishes." Trunks said, managing to stifle
a chuckle. "Apparently, the Peacecraft female isn't as interested
in Heero as she previously thought, so the Yuy creature is going to
do something horrible. Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time
in known history, we are about to witness what happens when a female
turns down the Yuy creature." Trunks wanted to continue, but Duo
bonked him on the head.
"Young grasshoppa, you have much to learn," Duo said, grinning.
Trunks rubbed the spot on his head where he was hit and gave the
Deathscythe Hell pilot a Vegeta death glare. Duo sweatdropped,
and continued grinning like an idiot. "Heero's not going to
kill---oh no, here he comes again." Trowa, Duo, Trunks, and Goten
moved their heads back behind the sand dune as Heero and Relena
walked by. Goten focused the camcorder closer on the couple and
gasped. Shoved into Heero's belt was a machete that appeared to
have been thoroughly cleaned and sharpened.
"Trunks-kun! Look at this!" he whispered excitedly as he handed
the machine over to his best friend. Trunks aimed the camcorder
on Heero and Relena and watched from the view screen and saw the
machete. Quickly, he poked Trowa and Duo to get their attention
and pointed to the image on the view screen.
"Holy Shinigami!" Duo exclaimed. "Where in the nine hells did
Heero get THAT thing!?"
"It looks like he's been going through my stuff again," Trowa
replied as he sighed. Trunks, Goten, and Duo stared at Trowa,
wondering where he had acquired such a weapon, and WHAT in the
world he needed it for. "I got it from Wufei when I had to
fight him during the Mariemaia Incident two years ago."
Trunks sighed. "So, if our teacher is murdered, we can accuse
you of providing the murderer with a weapon?"
'Whoa, buddy," Duo said, trying to restrain Trowa from killing
the little demi-Saiyajin, even though he realized that nothing
Trowa could do would have any effect on the boy. "Look, I still
think this idea that Heero is going to kill Relena over the
break is a little farfetched---HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, HE'S HOLDING
IT NOW!!" Four pairs of eyes glued themselves onto the
camcorder's view screen and jaws dropped in horror at the image
of Heero having the machete raised high above his head. He was
chanting something, but none of the four people there could hear
what he was saying, as they were too far away for the microphone
to pick up anything.
***
"In the name of God, ye not guilty!" Heero shouted, holding
the machete above his head. The blade came flying down at
seemingly extraordinary speed as a woman's scream broke through
the silence of the beach...
***
Two men and two demi-Saiyajins screamed in horror at the image
they saw. They watched as the machete Heero Yuy, pilot of Wing
Zero and Wing Gundams, the 'Perfect Soldier', the most hated
seventh grade history teacher at Peacecraft Academy, plunged
the sharpened machete into....
Into the center of the largest watermelon that any of the people
present had seen in their lives. Relena squealed with delight
as some of the juice leaked out of the fruit and splattered
onto her pastel colored bikini top. Heero raised the machete
up again, and stabbed it into the watermelon repeatedly. He
was getting far to much pleasure out of this task, since he
laughed like a maniac while he plunged the large knife into
the heart of the watermelon again and again, giving himself a
bath in watermelon chunks and juices in the process.
"Oh my GOD!" Duo covered his eyes, believing that Heero was
really stabbing the former Queen of the World. Trowa, Trunks,
and Goten were in stiches as they watched Duo bawl like a baby
over Relena's "death".
"So, Trunks-kun...does this mean we've just wasted a whole
week stalking Mr. Yuy for nothing?" Goten asked in an innocent
voice. Trunks sighed and nodded. The other boy broke into
tears, exclaiming that he could have spent this whole week
eating his mother's fine food instead of wasting time with
Trunks and his stupid ideas. Trowa, who had been trying to
convince Duo that Relena did NOT die, looked up and noticed
the disappointment on the faces of the two boys. He whispered
something to Duo, and the proverbial light bulb flickered on
above the braided American's head.
"Boys," Duo said. Trunks and Goten stopped their moping and
looked up at the man they considered their practical joke
god. "You said you were doing this documentary so that you
could have something good to show the students in your class?"
"Yeah," Trunks replied sadly. "But since there's nothing going
on between them right know except for the fact they're busy making
out, what does it matter?" Duo smirked, pointing the camcorder in
the couple's location and let out a wolf whistle. He watched as
the Trunks and Goten's principal and history teacher were making
out...and beginning steps for doing something _other_ than
making out. Duo managed to pry his eyes away from the free porno
that was being recorded in front of his eyes to get to his point.
"Weeeeeeelll....I happen to know of a guy who can do some amazing
things with video tapes. He has video editing equipment at his
place, and if we give him this stuff, I'm sure he'll be more than
happy to help you make one hell of a documentary for show and tell
in school." Duo said with a evil grin on his face. The boys' faces
lit up in excitement and begged Duo take them and their tapes to
this friend of his.
***
Seven hours later...
"Domo arigatou, Mr. Marquise!" Trunks said as he, Goten, Trowa,
and Duo left the Peacecraft mansion. Zechs had a room in the mansion
that was dedicated solely to one of his greatest hobbies: video
production. He had the latest in video editing equipment and was
thrilled to help two seventh grade boys, Trowa, and Duo make a total
ass out of his former (?) rival. With the videodiscs that the boys
had provided him, Zechs managed to splice clips for all the discs to
make into one very interesting documentary for all to see. He was
quite proud of his handiwork.
"Eh, it's no problem, kid," Zechs replied with a sadistic grin.
He was SO going to enjoy this.
***
"But sir, you HAVE to let us show this to Lady Une!" Trunks
snapped. He and Goten were trying to present some "evidence" to
the chief Preventer about the "disapparence" of Relena Darlian
Peacecraft. The entire place was in Chaos, since no one knew
where the Vice Foreign Minister had disappeared to, nor did they
know with WHOM she had disappeared with. Wufei crossed his arms
over his chest and glared at the two demi-Saiyajins from behind
his desk.
"Why should I allow you weaklings to give this pathetic videodisc
to my supervisor? For all I know, this is simply a recording of
that weakling show Pokémon," Wufei growled, then he noticed Trowa
and Duo walking in right behind the children, and released a low
growl. "Maxwell, please tell me...."
"YES, I had something to do with it." Duo interjected. Wufei
rolled his eyes in disgust, and turned around in his swivel
chair so that he was facing the back wall. He really had no
desire for one of Maxwell's jokes right now, especially since
everyone he knew was getting their butts chewed out for not keeping
an eye on Relena. "Wufei, what if we told you that with this
videodisc, we can tell you exactly where Relena disappared to?"
"Maxwell, I know it's something that you concocted with Barton,
these kids, and Marquise." Wufei growled, still facing the wall.
Duo sighed, then marched towards Lady Une's office without
Wufei's blessing. Wufei saw the group going ahead using his
peripheral vision and sighed.
"Those idiots are going to be the death of me."
****
Heero and Relena walked up to the door of the lavish mansion.
Together, they had spent two days at the beach, enjoying each
other's company. Relena needed a break from the world that
surrounded her, and was happy that she was able to get such
a chance with the man she loved, Heero. Heero just needed a
break from "those two idiots", better known to the world as
Duo Maxwell and Trowa Barton, his beloved roommates. 'Now,
here's my chance...' Heero decided as he stared into Relena's
ocean blue eyes.
"Relena...I'm glad I got to spend the last couple of days
with you," he began. Relena smiled in response, and wrapped
her arms around the Perfect Soldier's waist.
"I know," she giggled. "I'm really glad you managed to take
me away for a few days from this guilded rat cage. And, I'm
happy I was able to spend time with you. There's something
I need to tell you, Heero, I--"
"No," he interrupted. "Let me go first....Relena, I lo--"
"PUT YOUR HANDS UP, YUY!" boomed a highly pissed off voice
over a loudspeaker. Heero raised his hands to the air as
Relena screamed, wondering what the hell was going on.
Suddenly, out of the bushes and surrounding trees, Wufei,
Zechs, Trowa, Duo, and several Preventer agents appeared.
Heero was now throughly confused.
"What the hell is going on here, Wufei?" Heero asked, giving
the Chinese Preventer his patented Death Glare.
"You, weakling, are under arrest," Wufei calmly stated. Heero
growled.
"Alright, you're pissed off because I kicked your ass at Le
Chambord a few nights ago, aren't you?" Heero mused. Wufei
recalled that night and growled once more, then slammed Yuy
against the door face first.
"I'm not in the mood for your crap, Heero," Wufei stated as
he pulled out a pair of handcuffs. "Heero Yuy, you are under
arrest for the kidnapping and attempted murder of Miss
Peacecraft."
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?" Heero bellowed. He could not believe this
was happening to him.
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can
and _will_ be used against you in a court of law..." Zechs
stated as Wufei hauled one highly pissed off Japanese man
off into the car. Relena had long since fainted and did not
see them taking her beloved to jail. Trunks and Goten, hidden
in some bushes near where Duo and Trowa were standing fully
dressed in their uniforms, laughed so hard that they cried.
"Oi, Trunks-kun," Goten said inbetween his bouts of laughter.
"Everyone in class is REALLY going to enjoy this on Monday!"
"Hai," Trunks managed to reply as he continued laughing at
his teacher's misfortune. Even though they never said it
outloud, both of the demi-Saiyajin agreed that this spring
break had been the best one they ever had.
* OWARI *
--------------------------------------------------
Well , I finally managed to finish this freaking omake. It only
took me a little over a year to do so, ne? ^.~ Well, hopefully
now I can finish the normal SGT? storyline, since there's really
only like....two chapters left to do. ^.^
Questions, comments, flames, offerings of Gundanium to Heero?
Give them all to me at paradox@vauss.com! I'd really like to
know what everyone thinks of this insane story. ^.^
Spring Break - Part 3!
Disclaimer: if $char = "Heero Yuy"; "Duo Maxwell";
"Trowa Barton"; "Trunks"; "Goten";
then { print("These do not belong to Kala Mekiv, they are property
of their respective owners.") } How's that for a disclaimer?
Note #1: Does anyone have *any* recall on this story?
Note #2: No, seriously, who actually REMEMBERS this story?
Note #3: It helps to have read the first two sections of the story,
or else you won't have *any* idea what's going in this story... In
a way, it's like Lain: It's all connected. :x
*********************
"Wow, Heero!" Relena exclaimed as she got out of the car Heero
was "permanently borrowing" from Quatre and looked at the private
beach they had gone to. Heero smirked and went to the trunk to get
a picnic basket and some other miscellaneous things. Little did this
happy little couple realize that this quaint little beach was far
from being as "private" as they wanted it to be.
***
Hiding behind a near-by sand dune, two men and two demi-Saiyajin
boys stuck their heads out, one above the other like a totem pole.
Goten's face was hidden behind the camcorder that was plastered to
his head, trying to get some interesting shots of the couple
standing less than 200 feet away from them. Trowa, wanting a better
view of Heero and Relena, held his infamous unibang away from his
face. Duo, standing right below him, was covering his mouth to
prevent him from blurting something out. Trunks, equipped with a
microphone, turned it on and began another one of his narrations
to the "documentary."
"The final day of our documentary. Last time, the Yuy creature
took his potential mate to an expensive French restaurant, where
they dined on fine, spicy dishes." Trunks said, managing to stifle
a chuckle. "Apparently, the Peacecraft female isn't as interested
in Heero as she previously thought, so the Yuy creature is going to
do something horrible. Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time
in known history, we are about to witness what happens when a female
turns down the Yuy creature." Trunks wanted to continue, but Duo
bonked him on the head.
"Young grasshoppa, you have much to learn," Duo said, grinning.
Trunks rubbed the spot on his head where he was hit and gave the
Deathscythe Hell pilot a Vegeta death glare. Duo sweatdropped,
and continued grinning like an idiot. "Heero's not going to
kill---oh no, here he comes again." Trowa, Duo, Trunks, and Goten
moved their heads back behind the sand dune as Heero and Relena
walked by. Goten focused the camcorder closer on the couple and
gasped. Shoved into Heero's belt was a machete that appeared to
have been thoroughly cleaned and sharpened.
"Trunks-kun! Look at this!" he whispered excitedly as he handed
the machine over to his best friend. Trunks aimed the camcorder
on Heero and Relena and watched from the view screen and saw the
machete. Quickly, he poked Trowa and Duo to get their attention
and pointed to the image on the view screen.
"Holy Shinigami!" Duo exclaimed. "Where in the nine hells did
Heero get THAT thing!?"
"It looks like he's been going through my stuff again," Trowa
replied as he sighed. Trunks, Goten, and Duo stared at Trowa,
wondering where he had acquired such a weapon, and WHAT in the
world he needed it for. "I got it from Wufei when I had to
fight him during the Mariemaia Incident two years ago."
Trunks sighed. "So, if our teacher is murdered, we can accuse
you of providing the murderer with a weapon?"
'Whoa, buddy," Duo said, trying to restrain Trowa from killing
the little demi-Saiyajin, even though he realized that nothing
Trowa could do would have any effect on the boy. "Look, I still
think this idea that Heero is going to kill Relena over the
break is a little farfetched---HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, HE'S HOLDING
IT NOW!!" Four pairs of eyes glued themselves onto the
camcorder's view screen and jaws dropped in horror at the image
of Heero having the machete raised high above his head. He was
chanting something, but none of the four people there could hear
what he was saying, as they were too far away for the microphone
to pick up anything.
***
"In the name of God, ye not guilty!" Heero shouted, holding
the machete above his head. The blade came flying down at
seemingly extraordinary speed as a woman's scream broke through
the silence of the beach...
***
Two men and two demi-Saiyajins screamed in horror at the image
they saw. They watched as the machete Heero Yuy, pilot of Wing
Zero and Wing Gundams, the 'Perfect Soldier', the most hated
seventh grade history teacher at Peacecraft Academy, plunged
the sharpened machete into....
Into the center of the largest watermelon that any of the people
present had seen in their lives. Relena squealed with delight
as some of the juice leaked out of the fruit and splattered
onto her pastel colored bikini top. Heero raised the machete
up again, and stabbed it into the watermelon repeatedly. He
was getting far to much pleasure out of this task, since he
laughed like a maniac while he plunged the large knife into
the heart of the watermelon again and again, giving himself a
bath in watermelon chunks and juices in the process.
"Oh my GOD!" Duo covered his eyes, believing that Heero was
really stabbing the former Queen of the World. Trowa, Trunks,
and Goten were in stiches as they watched Duo bawl like a baby
over Relena's "death".
"So, Trunks-kun...does this mean we've just wasted a whole
week stalking Mr. Yuy for nothing?" Goten asked in an innocent
voice. Trunks sighed and nodded. The other boy broke into
tears, exclaiming that he could have spent this whole week
eating his mother's fine food instead of wasting time with
Trunks and his stupid ideas. Trowa, who had been trying to
convince Duo that Relena did NOT die, looked up and noticed
the disappointment on the faces of the two boys. He whispered
something to Duo, and the proverbial light bulb flickered on
above the braided American's head.
"Boys," Duo said. Trunks and Goten stopped their moping and
looked up at the man they considered their practical joke
god. "You said you were doing this documentary so that you
could have something good to show the students in your class?"
"Yeah," Trunks replied sadly. "But since there's nothing going
on between them right know except for the fact they're busy making
out, what does it matter?" Duo smirked, pointing the camcorder in
the couple's location and let out a wolf whistle. He watched as
the Trunks and Goten's principal and history teacher were making
out...and beginning steps for doing something _other_ than
making out. Duo managed to pry his eyes away from the free porno
that was being recorded in front of his eyes to get to his point.
"Weeeeeeelll....I happen to know of a guy who can do some amazing
things with video tapes. He has video editing equipment at his
place, and if we give him this stuff, I'm sure he'll be more than
happy to help you make one hell of a documentary for show and tell
in school." Duo said with a evil grin on his face. The boys' faces
lit up in excitement and begged Duo take them and their tapes to
this friend of his.
***
Seven hours later...
"Domo arigatou, Mr. Marquise!" Trunks said as he, Goten, Trowa,
and Duo left the Peacecraft mansion. Zechs had a room in the mansion
that was dedicated solely to one of his greatest hobbies: video
production. He had the latest in video editing equipment and was
thrilled to help two seventh grade boys, Trowa, and Duo make a total
ass out of his former (?) rival. With the videodiscs that the boys
had provided him, Zechs managed to splice clips for all the discs to
make into one very interesting documentary for all to see. He was
quite proud of his handiwork.
"Eh, it's no problem, kid," Zechs replied with a sadistic grin.
He was SO going to enjoy this.
***
"But sir, you HAVE to let us show this to Lady Une!" Trunks
snapped. He and Goten were trying to present some "evidence" to
the chief Preventer about the "disapparence" of Relena Darlian
Peacecraft. The entire place was in Chaos, since no one knew
where the Vice Foreign Minister had disappeared to, nor did they
know with WHOM she had disappeared with. Wufei crossed his arms
over his chest and glared at the two demi-Saiyajins from behind
his desk.
"Why should I allow you weaklings to give this pathetic videodisc
to my supervisor? For all I know, this is simply a recording of
that weakling show Pokémon," Wufei growled, then he noticed Trowa
and Duo walking in right behind the children, and released a low
growl. "Maxwell, please tell me...."
"YES, I had something to do with it." Duo interjected. Wufei
rolled his eyes in disgust, and turned around in his swivel
chair so that he was facing the back wall. He really had no
desire for one of Maxwell's jokes right now, especially since
everyone he knew was getting their butts chewed out for not keeping
an eye on Relena. "Wufei, what if we told you that with this
videodisc, we can tell you exactly where Relena disappared to?"
"Maxwell, I know it's something that you concocted with Barton,
these kids, and Marquise." Wufei growled, still facing the wall.
Duo sighed, then marched towards Lady Une's office without
Wufei's blessing. Wufei saw the group going ahead using his
peripheral vision and sighed.
"Those idiots are going to be the death of me."
****
Heero and Relena walked up to the door of the lavish mansion.
Together, they had spent two days at the beach, enjoying each
other's company. Relena needed a break from the world that
surrounded her, and was happy that she was able to get such
a chance with the man she loved, Heero. Heero just needed a
break from "those two idiots", better known to the world as
Duo Maxwell and Trowa Barton, his beloved roommates. 'Now,
here's my chance...' Heero decided as he stared into Relena's
ocean blue eyes.
"Relena...I'm glad I got to spend the last couple of days
with you," he began. Relena smiled in response, and wrapped
her arms around the Perfect Soldier's waist.
"I know," she giggled. "I'm really glad you managed to take
me away for a few days from this guilded rat cage. And, I'm
happy I was able to spend time with you. There's something
I need to tell you, Heero, I--"
"No," he interrupted. "Let me go first....Relena, I lo--"
"PUT YOUR HANDS UP, YUY!" boomed a highly pissed off voice
over a loudspeaker. Heero raised his hands to the air as
Relena screamed, wondering what the hell was going on.
Suddenly, out of the bushes and surrounding trees, Wufei,
Zechs, Trowa, Duo, and several Preventer agents appeared.
Heero was now throughly confused.
"What the hell is going on here, Wufei?" Heero asked, giving
the Chinese Preventer his patented Death Glare.
"You, weakling, are under arrest," Wufei calmly stated. Heero
growled.
"Alright, you're pissed off because I kicked your ass at Le
Chambord a few nights ago, aren't you?" Heero mused. Wufei
recalled that night and growled once more, then slammed Yuy
against the door face first.
"I'm not in the mood for your crap, Heero," Wufei stated as
he pulled out a pair of handcuffs. "Heero Yuy, you are under
arrest for the kidnapping and attempted murder of Miss
Peacecraft."
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?" Heero bellowed. He could not believe this
was happening to him.
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can
and _will_ be used against you in a court of law..." Zechs
stated as Wufei hauled one highly pissed off Japanese man
off into the car. Relena had long since fainted and did not
see them taking her beloved to jail. Trunks and Goten, hidden
in some bushes near where Duo and Trowa were standing fully
dressed in their uniforms, laughed so hard that they cried.
"Oi, Trunks-kun," Goten said inbetween his bouts of laughter.
"Everyone in class is REALLY going to enjoy this on Monday!"
"Hai," Trunks managed to reply as he continued laughing at
his teacher's misfortune. Even though they never said it
outloud, both of the demi-Saiyajin agreed that this spring
break had been the best one they ever had.
* OWARI *
--------------------------------------------------
Well , I finally managed to finish this freaking omake. It only
took me a little over a year to do so, ne? ^.~ Well, hopefully
now I can finish the normal SGT? storyline, since there's really
only like....two chapters left to do. ^.^
Questions, comments, flames, offerings of Gundanium to Heero?
Give them all to me at paradox@vauss.com! I'd really like to
know what everyone thinks of this insane story. ^.^