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Hentai Mission: Gundam Wing -- "Retrospect"

Being something of a bizarre sequel to "A Grand Idea" and a very, very sick fic. This came out more like a meta-MiST in a few places... o_O You may want to read "A Grand Idea" first, because this will make a lot more sense if you do. ("A Grand Idea" is archived here on Fanfiction.net.)

Hentai Mission: Gundam Wing is an ongoing contest hosted by Ashura. Read the prologue, details, and current score here. http://www.dreamwater.net/ashura/hmgw.htm

Oh, and, um, Gundam Wing is owned by big rich companies like Bandai and Sotsu Agency and TV Tokyo. Great work, y'all, we love you for it, please don't sue me. If you do, I'll never be able for afford the last three DVDs...

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Lights? Off.

Good.

Hilde Schbeicher tiptoed inside Relena's private living room in the Sanq palace, hardly believing that she'd actually come here. When Relena had contacted her, saying she'd secured a copy of the Infamous Iguana Video from Dorothy Catalonia, Hilde had wanted to kill both of them. It wasn't that she was exactly insecure about her relationship with Duo in the present, it's just that she knew that he and Heero been a deeper part of each others' lives in the past than she was really comfortable with.

Awww, just admit it, Schbeicher, she thought to herself. They used to fuck each other. All the time.

Relena turned on a flashlight out of nowhere, nearly scaring the bejeezes out of Hilde, who jumped a foot into the air.

"Sorry," Relena said, tipping the flashlight up to her face. "I thought this might need the right atmosphere." She was sitting on her couch, in front of her vidscreen.

"It's just a dirty video, not a bloody seance," Hilde grumbled, collapsing next to Relena on the couch. She sniffed the air. "Although...is that popcorn?"

Relena nodded. "Dorothy explained that what she originally sent you for April Fools Day last year was only a few minutes of a much larger video. This one," she said, holding her flashlight up to the tiny micro video disk, "is almost a half hour long."

"A half hour of CG hentai? What, is Dorothy sick or something?"

"I'm not so sure it's CG like Dorothy told you. I asked Heero if he'd ever made a hentai video with Duo --"

"You WHAT?"

"I said, I asked Heero if he'd ever made a hentai video with Duo, and he grunted and blushed redder than I've ever seen." Relena grinned widely. "I have a feeling that this is genuine."

"You mean my poor...my Izzy..." Hilde suddenly felt nauseous. "I'll kill Catalonia. I'll tear her apart with my bare hands. I'll..."

"Relax. I don't think they used your lizard." Relena waggled the flashlight for emphasis.

"He's an iguana," Hilde said, sulkily.

"Let's just watch this thing." Relena popped the disk into a player on the coffee table next to the couch. It beamed the video information via radio waves to the receiver on the TV. Relena watched a lot of videos for work and had gotten tired of walking back and forth to the vid disk player.

"Turn that flashlight off," Hilde commanded.

"Okay, okay..."

The static on the screen crackled on, and Hilde and Relena unconsciously started munching on popcorn. This was going to be good, no matter what Hilde's prudish side had to say about it.

It was obviously done up as a home video, on a ... golf course. A very familiar golf course. In the middle of the night.

"The Augusta National!" Relena said in awe.

"The who what?"

"You know, where they hold the Master's Tournament. Looks like the 13th hole. Azalea." She squinted, looking at the backdrop of scenery. "Although it's so dark I can hardly tell. I hope they have...ah, there we go, a floodlamp..."

Heero and Duo stepped in front of the camera, wearing their usual outfits -- Heero in his little black biker shorts and tank top, and Duo dressed up as a priest. Duo was holding a dead stuffed iguana.

"Okay, Wu-Fei. You've got your next entry from us."

"Entry?" Relena wondered aloud.

"Trowa, Quatre, you're going down after this one." Duo nodded and smirked, slapping Heero on the back.

"And Wu-Fei, like said before, if any of these videos are ever seen by anyone other than you, Quatre, and Trowa, I will kill you."

Duo laughed and winked at the camera. The two Gundam pilots scampered off a little ways, until they reached the 13th hole green.

"They look so young..."

"Now that you mention it...yeah. Duo looks about the same age as the first time I saw him, all those years ago. Fifteenish..."

"Then it couldn't have been your lizard!"

"Oh gee, thanks, I really feel better now," Hilde said sarcastically. "The fact that they used any iguana at all is still icky."

Duo pulled out a condom and stuck it over the iguana's body, bending the little arms and legs into the latex.

Hilde buried her face in her hands at the sight. It was just so...so wrong...

"Sex in the most unusual places possible, eh?" He smiled and pulled a bottle of lubrication from his pocket. "I can do that."

"Shut up and come here." Heero grabbed his lover's braid and pulled him down onto the ground next to him.

"Warm..." Duo whispered in surprise. "The ground is warm." He lay on his back, feeling the heat seep through his shirt, then rolled over so he faced Heero. Overhead the stars shimmered in the cool spring air, and the scent of azaleas drifted past them, borne on the gentle breeze. It was magical.

"The green here has its own heating and cooling system built in. Which is why I picked it."

"Only Heero would think of something like that," Relena said with a happy sigh. Hilde stared at her in disbelief. She was enjoying this?

"No one can say you're not thorough, Heero." He leaned over and kissed him gently, sliding his hand underneath Heero's little green shirt. Heero threaded his hands through Duo's hair. He liked Duo's hair. It was soft and long and cooperative, unlike his own.

"I think we're both wearing far too many clothes," Duo purred into Heero's ear. He gripped his shoulder and then blew on the ear, causing Heero to shudder in delight. They were still on the ground next to each other, but Heero made a decision and rolled himself and Duo over so that Duo was pinned beneath him.

"My turn," Heero said softly. "You had your fun last time."

"I'm not gonna argue with that tone."

"Say it," Heero whispered, kissing Duo's neck softly. "You know I love it when you say it."

Duo grinned impishly. Heero had some of the weirdest kicks when he was in a dominant mood.

"Please don't hurt me..."

"I didn't know Heero was a sadist," Relena said in surprise. "Oh, my, this opens up some intriguing possibilities...."

"Please spare me the details, Relena." Hilde felt as though she was about to hurl as it was.

Heero stood up and straddled Duo, stripping his shirt off so that his chest gleamed in the light from the floodlamp.

"I'll hurt you, and you'll like it."

Whether it was a promise or a threat, Heero meant to stay true to his word, and Duo swallowed in anticipation. Heero stripped efficiently, tossing his biker shorts off to the side, then unzipping the shirt to Duo's priest outfit. He paused in the act to nip lightly at Duo's nipples, which caused the other boy to moan softly. In punishment Heero bit down harder.

"Ouch," sang Duo, on cue.

"Stop picking on Duo," Hilde complained to the video image of Heero, and threw a piece of popcorn at the screen.

"Quiet." Heero continued stripping his partner, sliding his shirt off his shoulders, leaving him in nothing but his saddle pants. He kissed all along Duo's arms and neck, making sure to leave a few hickeys as a sign of his possession. Duo was writhing beneath him, his arousal evident through his clothing.

"Please," he whispered, desperate to be freed from his constricting pants.

"Not yet." Heero slid down lower, and tenderly massaged Duo's ardor through the fabric, rubbing the rough material against his cock. Duo arched in sheer sexual agony. His hands clenched the warmed grass of the 13th hole green. This was torture...but oh, the sweetest kind of torture...

Heero finally ceased his massage and yanked down Duo's pants, freeing his hard, hot cock to the cool night air. He stroked it a few times, but since he was in charge tonight, there would be no blowjob for Duo anytime soon. Instead, he flipped his lover over onto his stomach, then picked up the 13th hole flag and tossed it aside.

"Just what do you have in mind, Heero?" Duo asked with a grin.

"I'm going to fuck you with this dead lizard, and you're going to fuck the golf hole."

"See, even Heero calls it a lizard!"

"Shut up!" Hilde fumed. This was the part that Dorothy had shown her before.

Duo smiled, resting his head on his arms, and wriggled his exposed rump in excitement. "Sounds kinky."

"Well, you want to win, don't you?" Heero spread the lube liberally over the condom-covered lizard, and by dint of some careful maneuvering, managed to line Duo's cock up with the hole. He kissed Duo's back and gently opened up Duo's backdoor with a lube covered thumb, then inserted the lizard a few inches.

"Do you like it?"

"I'd rather it was you in there, actually."

Heero privately agreed with him, but they had a contest to win, after all. He continued thrusting the iguana into Duo.

"Don'tcha think me fucking a golf hole is twisted enough by itself?" Duo whined.

Heero sighed and withdrew the iguana, then tossed it over his shoulder. It had seemed like a good idea at the time, but ... He grabbed the lube and covered himself before laying on Duo's back and nudging himself inside him.

"Much nicer," Duo said on a breathy sigh. Heero began to move in and out in the familiar, rhythmic pattern, and Duo's cock bumped up against the heated turf of the golf course green. Their hot breath fogged in the cool air, and beads of sweat covered Heero's back as he pumped into Duo.

"Oh God..." Duo whimpered. The double stimulation of his lover on one end and his cock against the golf hole on the other was causing him to lose control much faster than he wanted to. Heero's chest slapped against his back, then his lover leaned down and bit his shoulder blade hard enough to draw blood. Duo came in a sudden rush, his seed spilling into the hole; he arched his head back and cried Heero's name to the heavens. Heero followed soon after, exploding inside Duo, and then he collapsed against him, completely spent.

They lay like that for a long time, two battle weary warriors who had found peace in each other, if only for a few fleeting moments.

The video cut off shortly after.

"That was so beautiful," Relena said, dabbing daintily at her eyes with a handkerchief.

"I feel ill," Hilde said, shoving the remaining popcorn away with a rueful look.

"I wonder if they won?"

"Won?"

"Well, they did say it was a contest entry in the beginning."

"What the hell kinda contest could they use THIS in?"

"I don't know." Relena popped the vid disk out of its player. "I do know that I'm not going to let Heero see that I have this."

"I thought you said you already did?"

"I had asked him if he had ever made a hentai video with Duo. I never mentioned which one. If Heero knew that we'd seen this," she tapped the video, "he'd kill Wu-Fei, and I rather like Wu-Fei."

"Well, shall we burn it then?" Hilde had taken great joy in burning her own copy the year before.

"No, no! This cost me too much. Dorothy drives a hard bargain. I'm going to place it someplace safe." She pocketed the video disk. "Well, we've still got a lot of popcorn left, and the night is young. Why don't we watch Interview with the Vampire again?"

Hilde perked up. Now there was a yaoi relationship that didn't gross her out. "Sure!"

And there was much drooling that evening in the kingdom of Sanq.

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The ... end?