Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Heresy ❯ Heresy ( Chapter 1 )

Warnings: shounen ai, language?, OOCness

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or its characters

 

GW Jokes:

 

Heresy

 

“Hey, lover!” Duo says, putting his arm around Heero's shoulders.

 

“Hn.” The Perfect Soldier responds. He shrugs Duo's arm off.

 

“He, he! Soldier! I've got a mission for you!” Duo says, rubbing his hands together gleefully.

 

Heero snaps to attention and says, “Mission Accept…”

 

“Hold on, Soldier! You haven't even heard the mission yet!” Duo exclaims.

 

“Hn.”

 

“The mission, should you choose to accept it,” he began, grinning at the glare Heero shot him, “is to make Wufei sweatdrop by the end of the day!”

 

Heero sweatdrops, looking at Duo like he's crazy, then grins.

 

“Mission Accepted!” He walks up to Duo, hugs and kisses him, then says, “Here's the plan…”

 

Several Minutes later…

 

“That's a great plan, Hee-chan! Let's get to work!”

 

Several Hours later…

 

“Maxwell!!!!! I will cut off your braid and feed it to you for this!” Wufei screams, after seeing his beloved Gundam painted pink with little red and white hearts.

 

Duo stops in his tracks and says, “but…that's blasphemy…sacrilege…why that's…”

 

Heero finishes with a dead-panned, “Heresy.”

 

Wufei blinks and stares at Heero. “Hair-esy?” Then he groans. Then he thinks about who made the lame pun and sweatdrops.

 

Heero smirks. “Mission Accomplished!”

 

Author's Note: Yeah, it was supposed to make you groan. Tell me how it is!