Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Horror-ible Interruptions ❯ Chapter 1

Horror-ible Interruptions

 

Author: Spite the Wufei Worshipper

 

E-mail: wufeiworshipper@hotmail.com

 

Disclaimer: I do *not* own them.

 

Summary: For challenge #1 on 1x5x1_fans" lj community. Prompt: Horror.

 

Pairing: 1x5

 

Rating: R

 

Warning: Sex, but not too explicit. Lots of horror clichés.

 

A tongue made a gentle pattern on a thigh. Fingers tangled in short, messy hair. The tongue made it's way up the hip and to a navel where it made a circular motion before dipping inside. A moan escaped a pair of lips as the tongue made it's way down …

 

I'll be right back … Arrrrrgggggghh …

 

The tongue momentary stopped its journey downward as its owner lifted his head in surprise. Two pairs of eyes met and two eyebrows, one per boy, were raised. An exchange of smiles was made and the head was lowered again so the tongue could continue its pleasant journey.

 

Who are you? … No … Please don't hurt me … Noooooooooooo …

 

This time both boys stopped for a few seconds, but they were in no mood to stop their activity. The tongue was almost at its goal …

 

No, no, noooooooo! Get away from me you fiend!

 

Two simultaneous heavy sighs were heard. The boys looked at each other …

 

Where is she … let's split up and search … Eiiieiiiiieiiiiiiiiii!

 

The boys leapt of the bed, grabbing whatever looked remotely like pants. The door was ripped open violently and two very angry boys made their way to the living room skipping the stairs entirely, opting instead for the giant leap over the banister. They landed in front of a startled boy lying on a sofa, a can of Pepsi in one hand, a remote control in the other.

 

Mwahahahaha … taste my axe, Bitch!

 

“Duo! Turn down that horrible racket!”

 

“It might be Halloween but that's no reason to annoy the whole house!”

 

“Some people are actually trying to get laid here! …”

 

Heero and Wufei stopped their rant for a few second to look at each other. Heat was rising in Wufei's cheeks at his unfortunate remark. Luckily all he received from Heero was an uncharacteristically goofy smile.

 

This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it'll hurt me. The hipbone's connected to the … thighbone! The thighbo…

 

Duo, failing to respond quickly enough, could only stare open mouthed as Heero took his gun and blasted the TV to a horrible lump of glass, wires, plastic and thick brown/grey smoke finally killing the horror movie's axe wielding, psychopathic, slobbering, serial killer maniac.

 

Mission accomplished, Wufei and Heero looked at each other, threw a quick nod in Duo's direction and sprinted back up the stairs, slamming the bedroom door behind them, determined to make more noise than the TV could ever accomplish.

 

Five hours and no sleep later, Duo vehemently cursed their success.