Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Hospital Hospitality ❯ Hospital Hospitality ( One-Shot )

Title: Hospital Hospitality

Author: R.Shade

Email: shadowcrypter@yahoo.com

Disclaimer: I have nothing. I owe nothing.

A/N: HeHeHe Think about Duo at the hospital...willingly. HAHAHAHAHA lol

Pairing: 1x2 [I was originally gonna make it 2x5 or 2x3 or something. But I guess this would do too o.0]

Rating: NC-17 for lemon, humor, implied violence [Relena!!!! RUNNNN SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU!!!!] ^_^ and language

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"You owe me big time..."

Duo looked up gratefully from the plastic bench and gave a cheeky grin. "I have to make it big, you know?"

Treize rolled his eyes and gave a sigh. He slapped the thick folder into Duo's open and waiting hands, then walked away hurriedly. Duo looked into the manila folder and smiled. This is just what he needed to-

"Mr. Maxwell?"

Duo looked up and blinked, his thoughts interrupted. A pretty redhead nurse was leaning down, mouth open in a cherry painted 'o'.

"Yes?" He said in a deep voice.

"Are you available now? A room is free for the test at this moment."

He flashed the nurse a sexy smile [or what he hoped was a sexy smile] and stood up, losing the cleavage view. //Dangit...//

"So, are you going to 'help' me?" Asked Duo, flirting opening.

The assistant shook her head, making her curls bounce and gave a pretty pout. "I don't work in that area."

Surprised, Duo raised an eyebrow and smiled questioningly. "Who will be my doctor then?"

"Dr. Yuy. You can wait for the doctor in this room." She pointed to the closed door they had arrived at while walking and chatting down the hospital halls.

"It was nice meeting you..." Said Duo in a husky voice.

"You too, Mr. Maxwell." The nurse leaned over, showing the lacy red bra underneath her outfit. //Tsk. Tsk. Not regulation outfit, now is it?// Thought a smirking Duo. She ran her manicured crimson painted nails over Duo's abs, lowering them down to brush against the front of his jeans. She whispered seductively into Duo's ear, "Visit me anytime, sweetheart." The redhead slipped her right hand into Duo's back pocket, squeezing slightly and lingering longer than necessary [considering the fact she wasn't suppose to do that in the first place].

The next minute, the nurse was walking briskly down the hall, ass moving from side to side in a wide circle, as if the event didn't take place at all. Duo reached into his back pocket and pulled out a chicken scratched writing on a piece of torn paper. //Guess she was in a hurry.// Duo thought dryly. On the paper was a room number, 209. //Hmm, guess that's where she works regularly.//

Twisting his braid to the front, Duo worried it with care as he opened the closed door. He stepped into the room, scrutinizing it with a dean's inquiry.

//Note to self: Sterile. Bare. Clean. Good.// Thought Duo approvingly.

He flopped back onto the single hospital bed in the middle of the room, sighing as the bed squeaked and bounced with his weight. Duo opened the tan colored folder and smirked. //Now let's see...Bishounen Issue No.4, Yaoi Doujinshi Extreme, or Triple X Boys...Heh. Treize sure has good taste...I wonder if he has anymore at his apartment. Better ask when this appointment's over...//

Relaxed on the sturdy bed, Duo selected a glossy covered magazine with naked limbs entangled as the cover picture. He flipped onto his stomach and began to read.

Stopping at the 15th page, Duo tilted his head and looked at the scene. "Damn! I didn't know they can stretch that far." He exclaimed aloud. "Hm..."

Another five minutes later, Duo turned the manga upside down and wondered if that position was even possible. He tried to imitate what was so clearly described in the colored manga but only succeeded in falling off the bed head first with an audible *crack*.

"OW! SHIT! FUCK!"

Duo rubbed the back of his head, wincing as he felt a goose egg starting to form. "Where's the fricking doctor anyways..." Muttered a disgruntled amethyst eyed boy.

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Heero Yuy lounged in the x-ray room, half asleep and half bored to death. It's bad enough that his mother insisted on bringing him here because she wanted to `show him the ropes' since he was assumed to be achieving toward a doctor's degree and majoring in medicine in college. //Ugh.// Heero never liked the hospital. Reminded him too much of sick elderly people with contagious diseases. Shuddering at the though, he glanced upward in disinterest as a nurse walked in.

"Hi Relena."

The redhead looked up in surprise. "Oh hi! Is your mother around sweetie?"

Sneering, Heero gave a noncommittal answer.

Relena walked closer, bringing the scent of heavy and rather cheap perfume toward the cobalt blue eyed boy.

Her hair was permed, and tacky looking to Heero. First time he saw her, her hair color was a natural dirty blond. She had changed it god knows how many times. Last time he saw Relena, it was black. It would've looked ok except for her eyebrows, which were a bushy red from the last dye before. Heero twitched a smile at that thought. She sat in the chair next to his and leaned over, giving him an eyeful of what he didn't want to see.

//How strange she thinks I'm straight.// Mused Heero. //Hm. Maybe she's thinking of converting me...//

"So dear, what are you doing here?" Purred the sultry voice.

"Waiting."

"Waiting? For?"

"To go home."

"Well...your mother seems to be a bit busy at the moment...Would you like me to occupy you?"

Heero glared at the superficial girl and lowered his head. Not wishing to talk further than necessary. He wondered to himself what the expression would be on Relena's face if he told her bluntly that he was gay.

Taking that as a positive answer, Relena shifted the chairs somehow so that she was practically sitting in Heero's lap.

"Ugh."

With a grunt, Heero stood up quickly and left the dark x-ray room. Leaving a surprised Relena dumped ungracefully on the floor, nursing her hurt and confused pride.

//Oh well. Dumb boy should have taken a good lay when he sees one. Guess he's not experienced as me yet...// Relena thought to comfort herself.

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R.Shade: Ahem. I do not like Relena. You probably know that by now because I'm portraying her as a nurse/slut/easy lay. *dodges rotten fruit* Heh. Well continue on. *gets splattered with egg yolk* ...damnit my new shirt!

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Heero wandered the halls of the hospital, hearing occasional telephone rings and intercom calling some nameless doctor in a monotone voice.

"Heero!"

Heero grimaced at the familiar voice. //Gods! Doesn't she ever leave me alone?!// He looked around quickly and found a tray with freshly folded doctor coats on it. He donned one and flipped the collar up, hoping to deceive Relena.

"Heero! There you are!"

//Shit.// Thought the disappointed boy. Luckily at the moment, another nurse came from a nearby elevator and wheeled out another tray full of tools.

Heero dived at the chance, wrestling the tray from the startled nurse subtly and rushed back into the elevator. He frantically stabbed at every button he could get his finger on and breathed a sigh of relief as it closed right before Relena reached the steel doors.

Whistling softly under his breath, Heero grinned and pushed the cart down the hall once the elevator doors opened at a new floor. Glancing down at a crumbled piece of paper attached to the handle of the cart, he made out the numbers 468. Wait...it could be 568...

Heero shrugged and continued down the empty corridor. He'll just stick the tray somewhere and ditch this boring place.

"HEERO!"

The blue eyed boy swerved around and widened his eyes in horror. Relena was approaching him with dangerously fast speed. //Jesus God Almighty! How the hell did she get so fucking fast all of a sudden?//

Heero pushed the cart into the first room he saw. 468. //Hm. Guess I found the room after all.// He thought sarcastically.

He slammed the door closed and locked it with trembling fingers. //Oh God, please let this door hold the she-monster on the other side. Please don't let her rape me...//

A series of loud and shaking pounding came through from the other side of the door just as Heero finished his prayer. He almost cried in relief as the door held. The noises stopped quite suddenly, and a calm high pitched voice emitted afterwards.

"Hee-ro! I'm going down to management and get the keys! You better open up!"

Silence.

"Heero! I demand you open up! You have no right to be in there!"

Silence.

"Heero! Fine. I'll go get the keys!"

Silence.

Pattering of swift footsteps getting softer and softer.

Silence.

BANG! The door trembles beneath the great she-demon.

"OPEN UP HEERO!"

Silence.

"Damn you!"

Footsteps retreating back down the staircases somewhere out in the hall.

"What a bitch..." Heero muttered, a sheen of sweat beading on his forehead.

He stood up, faced the room, and gasped.

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Duo had been going through the 17th of the 30 yaoi and hentai comics that Treize had so thoughtfully brought him after an hour of begging and puppy eyes.

He had enjoyed the first ten mangas...

Then the pictures were almost always the same.

Duo sat up and yawned, stretching his arms and legs. //Geesh, can't they think of new ways to fuck? It gets so boring after the same old routine over and over...//

He imitated the scene from which the current manga's page was showing. Duo spread his legs wide open on the bed and cupped his hands over his crotch, pretending to rub with intensity. Then he gave a loud moan and arched off the bed, clutching his chest as if he was going to have a heart attack. "God, they don't make good comics these days." Duo said aloud in disgust, shaking his head sadly.

A flurry of commotion crashed around the room, noise level beyond comprehension. "HOLY SHIT! WHAT'S GOING ON!"

Duo went down on his knees and covered his head protectively. Two minutes later, silence ensued and he peeked from behind his arms, wondering if a small earthquake had just happened.

*BANG!*

Duo curled into a fetal position and tried to protect his head and crotch from any sharp objects that might be falling, all the while muttering, "Oh shit, fuck, shit, fuck, shit, fuck, shit, fuck..."

Another short while later, the loud scary noises stopped and Duo peered fearfully around him. Hm, nothing falling. Nothing broke. He sat up and heard muffled words being screamed from the hall. //Oh well. Not my business.//

He staggered up and tried to move forward, but found that the zipper on his pants was hooked on a curved corner on the underside of the bed railing. "Well, fuck!" Duo pulled and found that the bed was still greedily grasping his jeans.

"Goddamnit!"

Duo took a deep breath and pulled sharply with a sudden force.

*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*

Needless to say, his pants came off. [The bed always wins in cloth snatching]

That wasn't the main trouble. Though Duo didn't wear underwear of any sort, he looked around for some sort of material that he could cover himself with. He bent down one last frustrating time and tried futilely to tear his ruined pants from the metal claws.

No such luck.

Duo heard a small gasp behind him and whirled around, eyes wide.

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//Must be the wrong room.//

//Jesus Lord! What is he doing?!//

//He's got a nice package...//

//Oh...long...thick...//

//What the FUCK?!//

Heero snapped out of his thoughts as the long braided boy stared at him, fists at his hips and amethyst eyes demanding an answer. He opened his mouth to say something but was beaten to it.

"You Dr. Yuy?"

"Uh..."

Assuming the answer was yes, the outspoken boy laid back on the bed, grabbed a random magazine off the pile on the counter and spoke nonchalantly. "Ok, you can start."

"S-Start?" Stuttered Heero, confused.

Lowering the magazine to his chest, the purple eyed boy sat up on the bed in a fluid motion and rolled his eyes. "Ok man. I'm suppose to be donating little baby seeds to this hospital for $450. Now the redhead nurse said you were going to be my doctor. Help me get off right or something."

Heero licked his suddenly dry lips, wondering what exactly his mother did for a living. "But...I don't know your name."

Sliding off the bed, the boy smiled and bowed extravagantly. "Duo Maxwell at your service."

Heero strolled to the boy and grinned nervously. "I...uh...I'm not really the doctor...but I can ge-" The cobalt eyed boy stared, as Duo had flipped himself on the bed and was faced with a gorgeous ass sticking high up in the air.

Heero gulped and wiped sweaty hands on the `borrowed' hospital's doctor's coat. //Well, it can't be that bad...//

Clearing his throat, Heero tapped Duo on a black t-shirt clad shoulder, stretched tautly as to show lean muscles moving beneath. "Uh...don't you want to flip over?"

Duo looked over his shoulder and sighed. "I read about this in the pamphlet. If you're testing me for some stupid reason, it ain't working. You have to do it this way since the flow's better. You do it the other way and it'll splatter everywhere." He gazed at Heero expectantly and flexed leg muscles.

"Well...if you say so..."

Heero reached between Duo's open legs, trying not to stare at the puckered hole that offered itself invitingly. He hesitated for a moment and reached for a plastic cup and a suction shaped cup on the counter, placing it beneath Duo. //Oh boy...forgive me Father because I'm about to sin...//

Heero grasped Duo's length with both hands, surprised at the half erection that lay rested warmly in the palms of his unsure hands. Startle at that, Heero squeezed slightly, making Duo sigh and moan softly, thrusting into his hands. Never having done anything like this, not even masturbation since he had never gotten the urge to do so that badly, the blue eyed boy moved his hand from the base of Duo's cock to the tip slowly, as if testing the action out.

His fingers came in contact with a sticky dew-like fluid, and widened his eyes in surprise again. Heero removed his left hand from Duo's now full fledged erection and looked at his coated fingers. Duo stretched his neck to the side and caught a glimpse of his supposedly `doctor' lick the precum off his fingers. This made Duo moan and push his cock against the other hand that still encircled it with firmness.

A fleeting thought crossed Duo's mind. //Are doctors suppose to do that?//

The question quickly dispersed itself to some deep corner of Duo's mind as the other hand returned to his cock, now pumping it up and down. He moaned openly and shoved his hard member down into the caressing hands. //And to think I'm getting paid for this...// Duo grinned to himself.

A finger flicked into the slit on the head of Duo's cock and he almost came right there. "Shit." Came the muffled swear.

Heero decided the come tasted something between a multi-flavored lollipop and a salty sweetening liquid. He was rubbing the other boy's cock and moved to the tip of it again, wanting to taste the unique essence. The action, though, caused the already heaving and panting boy to move more recklessly against his hands.

"Oohhhh...don't stop...I'm so...so...closeeeeeee..."

Heero logically placed the suction cup, which he figured out by now was penis shaped for a purpose, and placed the open nozzle at the end directly under the plastic cup. A groan came from Duo as hot white fluid shot into the clear cup. Heero removed his hands and wiped it on the stolen white coat, waiting for the boy to finish.

Duo flipped onto his back, nearly knocking over the half filled cup and sighed with sated pleasure. He looked pointedly at Heero and grinned. "That wasn't a bad hand job, my man."

Heero blushed and retrieved the cup, finding a proper cover to secure the container and placed it on the counter. Before he could comment, a jingling of `something' came from outside the door.

The door opened with a flourish and a triumphant Relena with hair askew and a ring chiming with keys in her left hand stood proudly at the doorframe. The two disturbed boys blinked at her as she took in the scene with a slow understanding.

Relena pointed to Heero. "You..."

She veered her finger to Duo. "You..."

Gawking, the fake redhead dropped the keys from loosen fingers. A split second later, a keen wailing filled the room. "YOU BETRAYED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Duo scratched his head and gave Relena an inquiring look. "Chill, onna. Life ain't over because I'm gay."

Heero flashed a surprised look at the person he had just given a hand job to. //Gay? I'm gay...he's gay...we're gay...// He smiled and gave Duo a smacking kiss.

"What the-" //Mmm...he tastes good...// Duo played tongue duel for a while with Heero and broke it off with the reason of oxygen deficiency.

Relena, now shocked beyond recovery, had stopped screaming, and fainted, crashing to the floor with a very audible *BAM*.

~Owari~

R.Shade: Hehehehehe I had this idea last night while trying to sleep and ignore my insomnia. So I wrote it down really quick and hoped that I'd remember the next day what I was going to write about. Obviously, I did. ^_- Feedback!

Duo: *pants from bedroom exertions with Heero* For the love of God Shade! Help me!

Heero: *reaches for Duo with a maniac grin* Come here my lovely, sexy, hard, tasty koi.

Duo: *smiles* Aw, thank you baby.

Heero: *tackles Duo and drags him back to bedroom*

R.Shade: *sweatdrops* Every single time...God. They've been going at it for three hours already! Though I'm not complaining...I got a great view from my peephole ^_^ *twiddles thumbs* Did I say peephole? I meant...Hehe Gotta go! *edges to the side of the room and does Scooby doo legs and runs*