Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ How Relena Dies ❯ Chapter 1

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Title: How Relena Dies
Author: Sefarina Malaika
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the GW or Escaflowne characters. I do own Laura, Genevieve, Sharon or any other character that is nor an actual part of the anime named. Besides there is absolutly no point in suing me for the simple fact that i have absolutly no money what so ever.
Warning: Death (obviously), violence, language, yaoi 3+4, non-yaoi, ooc, humor, Wufei, relena and Quatre bashing and torture; Not that I have anything against Quatre and Wufei it's just that they are such easy targets.
Note: Ok for starters this is my first fanfic...yeah so I don't expect it to be all that or anything...anyways enjoy.

[ ] Memory
( ) My thoughts
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Part 1

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"Fuck, I hate Relena!" Heero proclaimed, slamming his coffee cup onto the dining room table, without spilling any. He glanced up from his cup and noticed everyone looking at him as if he had three heads.

"What? It's true, sheesh, its not that much of a shock, is it?" Heero asked a bit puzzled from the looks he was getting. He then did his infamous glare and almost everyone looked away with a shudder. Laura being one of those that was not affected by his 'glare' shook her head, giggled softly and spoke up. "Well actually, yes it is, especially coming from you Heero."

"It is?" he asked. Everyone nodded their heads yes to his question. "Oh" was his only response before shifting his cull attention to his coffee.

There was a brief moment of silence and then Quatre spoke up. "Laura? Are you sure you don't have any tea in you house? I mean everyone likes tea, right?" He asked a tall girl of about 5'10" with red shoulder length hair and cinnamon eyes.

Shifting her attention to Quatre, "for the last time Quatre, no I don't have any tea. I don't drink the stuff and why would I have tea, when Duo and me own a coffee company?" she said quite rudely getting frustrated with his constant complaining.

Trowa looked up from his cup of coffee and glared at her with 'two' visible eyes.

"Oh don't you go glaring at me mister! Remember last time that you pissed me off? Or did you forget that already?" she asked with a smirk. [Last time he had attempted to glare at her and stand up for Quatre, he had royally peed her off. and so she had gotten revenge on him by cutting his hair really short. So now it was all of the same length.] (She's so mean). Trowa shuddered and looked away. Grinning proudly she looked at Duo and was about to say something when the doorbell rang.

Getting up, she went and answered the door. Returning to the dining room, she was followed by Wufei.

"Wu-man, glad you could make it!" Duo said jumping out of his chair, knocking it over in the process.

"Maxwell! You clumsy oaf, and don't call me Wu-man!"

"Ok...Wu-man" Duo said in between snickers.

"Duo stop teasing Wufei. Wait till Gen gets here. If you don't she wont have any fun at irritating him." She said shooting Wufei a grin.

"Oh God woman! You didn't invite her again did you?" Wufei asked a bit scared.

"You make it sounds as if it's a bad thing Wufei!" Duo said with a hint of sarcasm and a huge grin plastered on his face.

Laura merely shook her head at his comment and being the kind hostess that she is showed Wufei to his seat. Although before he had a chance to sit himself down properly, she knocked the chair right our from under him. This allowed the unsuspecting Wufei to fall flat on his ass.

"Oops. I'm sorry Wufei, did you hurt yourself?" she asked with a bit of overly done innocents that made Quatre cringe.

"Woman! You did that on purpose!" he accused.

"So what if I did. What are you going to do about it? Besides you deserved it, especially after insulting Gen the way you did." She said ever so casually.

Wufei "hmphed " took the chair and sat down once again but this time making sure that it wouldn't be pulled out form under him. At the sight of his nervousness and paranoia, the four remaining boys burst out laughing. Well, that is duo and Quatre burst out laughing, Trowa managed a full-blown smile and Heero smirked. Once the laughing settled down Laura offered Wufei a cup of coffee. He accepted it with a bit of reluctance, afraid that she might have put something in it like last time with Heero.

Shuddering he recalled the memory of Laura slipping in some sleeping pills into Heero's drink after he delivered his "Omae O Korosu" line. Once he was asleep she had taken out pink hair dye and put it in his hair. Needless to say Heero was made gun of by duo relentlessly for 3 weeks while the stuff was still in his hair. Even now he still does and it's been over two months. Wufei shuddered again.

As if reading his mind she stated, "relax Wufei I didn't put anything in your drink like I did with Heero a couple of months ago." At the mention of his name Heero looked up at her and smiled...er...right like he even knew how...he of course glared at her, what else is new.

"Oh don't you start too. I just might lock you up in that bubble of Gen's that she still has hanging around. Besides when will you learn that your 'glares' don't affect me, well that's not true, they do affect me but in a sense that it makes me want to laugh at you, so knock them off! Ok?" she stated to Heero who was relentlessly looking away.

"Woman! You talk too much! Your just as bad as your loud mouth husband, Maxwell over there." Wufei stated with a tone of matter-of-fact in his voice.

"Hey! Wu-man that is so...wait it's the truth...but still that was mean." Dou whined.

"Let him have his fun right now, Hun. Once Gen and Sharon get here he'll shut up."

"You invited Sharon to!" Wufei shouted, "Will there be no end to my torture? This is so unjust!"

"No" was all Laura said as she sat down next to her husband. The room grew quite, leaving the smallest conversations going on. Wufei was mumbling something about injustice and three women who could be very cruel at times. Quatre was talking to Trowa, it looked like a once way conversation if you didn't pay attention to Trowa's facial features, which could now because he didn't have his hair in the way. Heero was just sitting there looking at his coffee, restraining a glare that O-so wanted to be given to Laura. However he was afraid of what she might do for revenge. She could be worse than duo sometimes, which in his case was not a good thing. Laura and duo were having their own conversation about something or another.

About 20 minutes later the doorbell rang again and Laura went to answer it. Four of the five boys cringed as they heard the name of 'Gen' and 'Sharon' exclaimed.

It was going to be a long weekend.

End Part 1