Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ How Relena Dies ❯ Chapter 2

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Title: How Relena Dies
Author: Sefarina Malaika
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the GW or Escaflowne characters. I do own Laura, Genevieve, Sharon or any other character that is nor an actual part of the anime named. Besides there is absolutly no point in suing me for the simple fact that i have absolutly no money what so ever.
Warning: Death (obviously), violence, language, yaoi 3+4, non-yaoi, ooc, humor, Wufei, relena and Quatre bashing and torture; Not that I have anything against Quatre and Wufei it's just that they are such easy targets.

[ ] Memory
( ) My thoughts
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Part 2

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Laura returned to the dining room with Gen and Sharon right behind her. Gen was about 5'1"; she had light brown hair, which was short and extremely curly, and she had brown eyes. Sharon was about 5'7", she had shoulder length blond hair and blue eyes.

Wufei cringed once more. They were surprised to see Milliardo and Van de Fanel with them however. Sharon and Milliardo had just gotten married about five months ago, Sharon's only regret was that she was now related to relena, whom she didn't care for, not very many people did. Notice a pattern?). They all new Van in some way or another. Heero was now Gen and his personal bodyguard. He was the best money could by. Although he wasn't getting paid, he owed Duo a few favors. But he was getting free room and board as well as anything else that he needed. They had sent him on a head to tell Laura that they were on their way. Quatre and Trowa had met van as well. They had come to Gaea with duo a few times to keep him company. Wufei was the only one that had never met him.

Noticing his look of confusion and curiosity, Laura spoke up. "Oh Wufei, you've never met Van de Fanel before have you? That's right when ever we go visit, Duo can never get a hold of you. Well this is Van, Gen's husband. Van this is Wufei." Then she whispered softly, " the one that Gen loves to tease."

"Woman! I heard that!"

"What did I tell you about calling me woman? I've told you God knows how many times, I have a name. So use it! Cause if you don't, the three of use," she waved a hand towards Gen, Sharon and herself, "are going to have a whole lot of fun this weekend. Besides I do believe I still have some of that pink hair dye left." She stated with a grin.

Heero shuddered at the memory of his hair being pink. Needless to say there was still some left on the bottom layers. Wufei shut up at that statement and went back to drinking his cup of coffee, muttering something incoherent about injustice. Shaking her hand and sighing at Wufei's mumbling she turned back to her friends.

"Ok now that that's over with, how are you guys?" she asked in a cheerful voice.

"Huh? Oh, we're good." Gen replied with a bit of disappointment in her eyes.

"That's good," noticing the look in Gen's eyes she leaned over and whispered, " don't worry you'll get your chance to tease Wufei later." At this Gen's expression went from disappointment to sheer mischief. "How are you doing Sharon? The marriage going well? You're treating my friend properly Milliardo, right? You better because if you're not, you just have to ask any of these five what my revenge is like." Turning to the five other guys in the room, she grinned. They shuddered. "Right?" she asked.

They merely nodded their heads in response. Milliardo shuddered; no one wanted to get on either of these girls bad side. They had all had a chance to get either the blunt of their tempers and pranks, which were bad enough. There were only two of them who had gotten the full force of their tempers and pranks of revenge. Unfortunately those two were Heero and Trowa. Heero had been locked inside a giant bubble because Laura had failed to mention to Gen that she had assassins after her and that Heero was asked to protect her. (Hee hee...oops). Trowa had just pissed Laura off so she took all of his clown costumes and bleached them. Once they were completely white, she then she washed them with red clothes, his clown costumes were now pinker than Quatre's shirt. Every single one of them. She also took his clown mask and painted it florescent pink. Needless to say Trowa looked like, and I quote, "a big ass pink flower" for a few months before the costume maker finished a new one for him.

There was one thing for sure, when they said they would do something, they meant it. But it was never when you expected it. They could go for weeks or months after being threatened and nothing would happen. Then when you least expected it they made there strike and it was good. Everyone dreaded getting on their bad side.

So far only Heero and Trowa had gotten severely hit. Wufei and Quatre had only been teased, with out mercy of course. Duo was the only one that hadn't been attacked, by the girls that is; he always seemed to have some part in the pranks that were played.

"We're doing good Laura." Sharon replied.

"And yes I'm behaving." Milliardo answered, smiling happily.

"That's good. Well have a seat and ill get you some coffee." Laura replied showing them to their respected chairs.

"I would still rather have tea." Muttered Quatre under his breath.

"For the last and final time I don't have any freakin tea, now stop your complaining. If you want some that bad, go to the coffee shop on the corner and see if they have any tea. Otherwise tough! God what a whine ass, I can't believe..." they heard her trail off as she went into the other room to get the coffee.

"So Gen, van how's your planet coming along, still as nice as last time we were there?" Duo asked filling the void of silence with his chattering.

"It's going good. Everyone's happy, well that is, except the assassins that are after Gen for some reason, we have yet to figure out. That's why I was so happy that Heero agreed to be our personal bodyguard. As well as to train the rest of our guards and soldiers." Van replied, wrapping an arm around Gen's shoulder and smiling a thank you to Heero.

"Well that sounds good." Duo said stretching his arms.

"You have assassins after you?!" Quatre squeaked. He looked like he was about to blow the whole situation out of proportion when Heero did the unthinkable. He spoke.

"Calm down Quatre, nothing is going to happen to either Gen or Van. I'll make sure of it. Besides if I wasn't qualified for the position I highly doubt Laura would have gotten me to take it. With this said he went back to his coffee. There was utter silence for a minute or two.

"My God it speaks!" exclaimed Sharon. Everyone sort of just gawked at the fact that Heero had literally just said a mouth full.

At this remark, Duo began to giggle hysterically. At the same moment Laura walked back in with four mugs of coffee in her hands. Noticing her husband on the floor in hysterics she exclaimed, "my god what did you do to him?"

After a few minutes of standing there watching her husband cry from laughing so much she spike, "Duo get up and help me with the cups please, they're hot and I'm about to drop them." She said in a stern voice with just a hind of amusement underlining it.

Duo got up off the floor where he had fallen out of his chair laughing at Sharon's statement and went to help his wife.

"Maxwell! You are such a child. Grow up! And why are you listening to that woman of yours, you're a man, act like one." Wufei stated. Unfortunately for him he hadn't noticed Laura approach him, when he did it was too late. He received a swift kick to the shin and a cup of boiling hot coffee on his lap. Needless to say he was in much pain.

Wufei yelped in pain and fell to the floor. "Ya know Wufei you should take your own advice and act like a man!" she said in an I-am-so-not-happy-with-you-right-now tone of voice. She apologized to Milliardo for wasting his coffee, and went back into the kitchen to get him another cup of Java.

"Ah! Laura always gets to play with the hot stuff, why don't I?" Gen complained. A soft "because you would either miss your target or get it all over everyone else." From the other room Laura walked into the dining room with Milliardo's cup, grinning wildly.

Noticing the lovely stain on Wufei's 'white' pants she snickered softly, "Ya know Wufei, there is such a thing as a bath room."

"Woman! You are totally uncontrollable. It is unjust. Maxwell I would suggest you 'train' her at being a better wife and hostess. It is not proper for her to go around insulting her guest and purposely spilling coffee on their laps!" Wufei stated.

Duo merely looked at Wufei with a look that if the statement 'looks could kill' Wufei would have been buried six feet under eons ago.

Noticing her husbands look, Laura reacted on pure instincts. "Duo, calm down, it's ok, he didn't' mean it, right Wufei?!"

"Didn't mean it? You can bet your braid I did. She is unruly and it is unjust to everyone!" Wufei said and stopped his foot to add emphasis.

"Come one Duo, lets get you calmed down before you do something that you'll regret later." Laura said pulling her husband out of the room.

"He's just like a trained dog. Listens to her every beck and whim! It is not just!"

"That is it!" Gen shouted. She got up and walked over to Wufei and punched him in the face. Knocking him on the floor in the process with a bloody lip. "I am sick of hearing you trash my friend. Let's put it this way 'Wing Wong' if she's a terrible host, you're a horrible guest. So what ever you get done to yourself, ten to one, you probably deserved it!" pulling him up by the collar for more emphasis. "And if you EVER say anything along the lined of what you just did, you wont be dealing with me but an extremely peed off Duo. Got it? For you sake I hope you do." With that said she shoved him back onto the ground and went back to her seat.

Trowa not having said anything since the tea incident spoke "she's right Wufei that was really uncalled for. Even I never went as far as that to insult her like that."

Wufei a bit shocked that his friends would take that 'woman's' side looked at everyone in the room and was confused. "You're taking her side?" he was greeted with a glare from all of them, even Quatre. Wufei bent his head in shame.

From the other room they heard a crash. Everyone got up to go investigate.

End Part 2