Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ How Relena Dies ❯ Chapter 5

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Title: How Relena Dies
Author: Sefarina Malaika
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the GW or Escaflowne characters. I do own Laura, Genevieve, Sharon or any other character that is nor an actual part of the anime named. Besides there is absolutly no point in suing me for the simple fact that i have absolutly no money what so ever.
Warning: Death (obviously), violence, language, yaoi 3+4, non-yaoi, ooc, humor, Wufei, relena and Quatre bashing and torture; Not that I have anything against Quatre and Wufei it's just that they are such easy targets.

[ ] Memory
( ) My thoughts

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Part 5

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The next morning everyone woke up to the smell of chocolate chip pancakes and of course coffee. As they wandered into the dining room to eat, Duo walked in from the kitchen with a plate full of pancakes. (Yes in this story he can cook, especially since I can't make pancakes, heh heh)

Duo being the carefree guy that he was hadn't gotten dressed, he was still in his silk forest green boxers. [Laura sort of got tired of the black ones] and a white T-shirt. Putting the pancakes on the table he went to sit down beside his wife. There was a soft murmur all through breakfast as everyone talked among themselves. Wufei was saying something about 'cooking was a woman's job and not the mans'. This went on for about ten minutes until Laura got annoyed with it. She did NOT need a replay of yesterday, nor did she need any more broken dishes, one set was enough.

"Wufei! Would you so kindly STOP your incessant complaining? It's quite irritating. Besides Duo here is a much better cook when it comes to pancakes, then I am. Unless you would like yours burnt, I would gladly cook some just for you! If not, shut the hell UP!" after glaring at him for a few seconds, she put her TM grin back on and turned back to her friends.

"Hn, unjust woman." Wufei mumbled, but he shut up, taking into consideration, the threat he received yesterday from Gen and that pissing the woman off twice in two days was not a good thing. He would rather not feel her wrath or that of Duo's again. After all he did cherish his life. Quatre avoided speaking to Laura for more or less the same reason as Wufei. He had a lovely bluish purple bruise on his cheek from where she had punched him the previous day and it hurt like hell.

They finished eating at around eleven thirty and so they cleaned up and went into the living room to plan out how they would kill relena. Just as they were about to begin their discussion, Van's cell phone went off.

"Hello...oh Alan hi..." Sharon cringed at the name of her ex-husband whom she had castrated. "Uh huh...I see...can it wait...ah...ok...I see...uh huh...I'll be there ASAP...ok bye." Looking around he was greeted with nine looks of confusion...well make that five looks of confusion, two blank stars and one disconcerted grunt coming from Wufei's general direction. "I have to leave. There are some political problems in Fenalia and they need me to fix things up." Van said, hoping that, that would clarify everything about his phone call.

"You're leaving?" Gen asked her husband with disappointment clearly evident in her voice.

"Ya, I have to go and deal with this before it gets out of hand. I'm really sorry for having to leave so soon you two but they really need me to settle this problem before it gets any worse. Again I'm really sorry." Van said facing Laura and Duo.

"Hey man, it's ok really; it's no big deal. If you have to go, you have to go. Besides I'm sure none of us want to be responsible for making a problem worse than it needs to be." Duo said sincerely.

"Don't worry about it Van, there's always next time." Laura put in.

"Ok then, I'm really sorry that I have to go." With that he gave Gen a kiss and walked to the door.

"Bye, I'll see you when I get home them," Gen said as her husband left.

Once he was gone they all settled back down on their previous seats.

Quatre and Trowa were on one of the love seats, snuggling together.

Laura turned to her two friends and made a gagging gesture at their lovey doveyness. Across from them was Wufei on one of the single chairs. (Anti social bastard ain't he?!) Laura and Duo occupied the other single chair. On the large couch Heero sat beside Gen, beside her were Sharon and Milliardo.

"so, do you think we can at least get through the planning with out any interruptions?" Duo asked out of curiosity.

"Why do you guys wanna kill Relena in the first place? She's really nice. Do you even have a good reason to?" Quatre said in an extremely whinny voice, that made the three girls cringe. Who knew a guy could hit those notes on their own free will.

"Quatre you baka! If you don't want to participate leave. If you don't want to leave then for the last time shut the hell up!" Laura exclaimed. (You can only take so much whining in two days, and Quatre had done enough to last a lifetime.)

Looking to Trowa for help, Quatre noticed that his 'friend' wasn't looking at him or Laura but at the 'beautiful' carpeting. Quatre's bottom lip started to quiver.

"Oh don't start that now. Sheesh you are such a pansy ass baby!" Gen exclaimed.

Just as soon as he started he stopped. Crossing his arms over his chest her leaned into the couch.

"Can we please get started already?" Milliardo inquired getting just a little bit annoyed with their pointless arguing, but he knew better than to voice his annoyance with the three girls in the room. Whether he was married to one of them or not they could still be cruel. Although for some reason they only ones that were never tease or had revenge sought out on them was Duo and Van.

"Yes can we 'please' get on with it, I would like to finish this mission as soon as possible." Heero said his frown deepening; he was trying very hard not to glare at Laura, Gen or Sharon, since he didn't know what the consequences were for doing so. They seemed to come up with something new every time.

"Ok! So what to do, what to do, what to do?" duo half said half inquired.

"Well we've got to make it slow and painful to make her see how she's made everyone suffer, especially Heero here!" Gen said sympathetically (see they can be nice, when they want to) "I'll keep with the planning, but I'd rather not participate in the actual killing. I want to be the cheerleader!" Gen added, jumping up and down on her seat.

"Um...ok..." Laura responded, then leaning to her husband she asked in a whisper, "what did you put in her food this morning?"

"Nothing other than the usual ingredients." Duo answered.

Over hearing their conversation Sharon bluntly stated. "Oh god she's on a sugar high. God save us all!"

At the same time Heero was moving to another seat. He knew what it was like being around Gen when she was on a sugar rush. It was not a good thing for her victims.

"Oh well, it'll come down eventually." Sighing Laura turned to the others, "so what shall we do first?"

"Blow her head off?" Heero casually suggested.

"Um...no, that would be to quick of a death, and besides where's the fun in that?" Sharon asked.

"Hn" was all they got from Heero as he crossed his arms across his chest and his frown deepened.

"But we can do that to Dorothy, especially since she seems to follow relena around more than relena follows you around Heero. She'll probably get in the way." Duo said trying to cheer his best friend up.

At the mention of Dorothy's name, Quatre's head shot up from where hit had been perched as he was pouting; there was an evil gleam in his eyes.

"Oo~oo can I do it...please...pretty please, I really want to kill that ugly forked over bleached blond eyebrow bitch." Quatre exclaimed with added emphasis on the 'bitch' part.

All her got were looks of sheer surprise.

"What, it's true, I can't stand her, she's always trying to sleep with me and stuff." He said in a disgusted voice.

"Eew... that is so gross, what baka would want to sleep with you?!" Laura said in a teasing voice that made Quatre go teary eyed, which also made Trowa put his arm around Quatre and try to comfort him. Grinning madly she spoke again, "oh yeah! That's right that baka would be Trowa." Her grin getting even bigger at every word. Gen and Sharon giggled softly. Duo tried not to laugh; but not doing a very good job at it, and Heero frowned even deeper.

For the first time since breakfast Wufei spoke up, "woman, you have no heart, even I wouldn't stoop so low as to say that! You are so unjust!"

Laura started blankly at Wufei for a moment then she grinned again. Sliding off Duo's lap, she walked seductively across the room to where Wufei was sitting. Once she got to her destination, she glomped him and batted her eyes, "would you rather me pay more attention to you Wuffie? Are you jealous of Quatre cause I'm paying more attention to him and not you?" She said in her sweetest voice, running a finger up and down his chest. Wufei was dumbstruck, 'why was Maxwell allowing his wife to come on to him'.

Laura was enjoying the response that she was getting from Wufei and the look on his face was priceless. But god wouldn't let her continued; Gen, Sharon and Duo burst out laughing.

"My gosh Wu-man, you should see the look on your face, it's hilarious." Duo exclaimed.

"Maxwell! Don't call me that and why are you allowing your wife to 'hit' on your friends? It is not just!" Wufei exclaimed. In truth he was rather enjoying the commons from her, but no need to advertise that.

Duo looked puzzled for a moment before laughing again. "Wu-man, Wu-man, Wu-man. You thought she was coming on to you. Boy, you have a lot to learn about these three girls." She said shaking his dead. "Especially about Laura here. Trust me there's a difference between whether she is coming onto someone for really or just toying with their head. And that my dear friend; what you just experiences was the latter of the two. She just made you look like a fool." Duo finished and put on his trade mark grin.

Getting up off of Wufei Laura walked back over to her husband and sat back down on his lap.

"This is unjust!" with that Wufei crossed his arms and closed his eyes, trying to fight off a blush of embarrassment.

Turning her attention back to Quatre she began, "I'm sorry Quatre. You should know by know that I'm a big tease, and that I don't mean to hurt your feelings. It's just the way I am. But seriously if you want to get rid of Dorothy, you can go right ahead and be my guest. And by the way don't take what I say or do literally like Wuffie boy over there did. Especially when I'm in a teasing mood. Ok?" Laura asked.

"Ok." Quatre said accepting her apology and happy that he could get rid of Dorothy as well.

"Now that that's settled could we please get on with it already. I would like to get rid of her before the next life time comes around." Sharon stated.

"Out of curiosity, what justifies your killing of relena and Dorothy? " Wufei inquire.

"Huh? Oh it's you. Why do you care, its not like you're participating in the act." Gen said.

"I said no such thing. Besides it's not like I can't stand the weak brat and her freak friend." Wufei retorted.

"Hn well we don't have any thing to 'justify', as you put it, our reason to do so. We just feel like it. Besides she get on my nerves." Heero stated shrugging his shoulders.

"Ok..." Wufei said reluctantly.

Laura continued with their plan, "now that we have Dorothy out of the way, we can move ahead to the main point of this discussion, relena. What are we going to do to her?" she inquired.

"Well we could use the torture in the basement?" Duo said with an evil grin.

Arching a brow at her friend's husband, Gen shook her head. "I don't want to know, besides I highly doubt she would last very long in one. I know how we can torture her and break her spirits as well." Gen grinned at the knowledge that she knew and wouldn't tell.

"Well? We're waiting." Laura stated. "Spit it our already."

"Ok, ok, sheesh don't take a fit there I was getting around to telling you already," Gen said.

"Ya in the next century." Laura stated under her breath. Duo being the only one in earshot of the comment started to laugh softly. Everyone stared at him with confusion. The same thought passed through everyone head at the same time ' why was he laughing.' A few minutes later he stopped and motioned to Gen that he was done and that she could continue.

"Uh huh, yeah well, Heero you may not like this idea but it will work." She started. Heero quirked an eyebrow. "Well we could kidnap her," she was cut off by Duo's comment. "And how do we do that?", "I was getting at that." Sighing she continued," we kidnap her while she's on a date with Heero..."

"WHAT!" Heero shouted. I don't think so. I am not, I repeat, I AM NOT going on a date with that thing! Whether you say it's a mission or not!" he added as he noticed Sharon about to say something. "I'll admit I've done a lot of stupid thing in my life, but that is inhuman and unthinkable. The answer is no." he finished and added, crossing his arms against his chest and leaning back into the couch.

"Heero, don't understand, the damn ditz, is still head over heals for you, she would be over joyed to go out with you, then while your on the date, you'll leave to go to the bathroom or something and them we'll kidnap her. Because you won't be there, she'll thing that you will come and save her, which will keep her hopes up. Then when you show up she'll be all happy and rant on about how her 'kidnappers' are going to regret capturing her. Until she notices that your not helping her. And that my dear friends is how we will kill her spirits." Gen concluded, quite proud of herself for coming up with the plan.

Her only response from Heero was a 'humph'. Duo, Laura, Sharon and Milliardo were all agreeing on how it was a great plan. Quatre was shaking his head in disgust. Trowa was now admiring the 'intricate' patters on the ceiling, still refusing to get involved. Wufei sat there trying not to smirk.

"It would work to, that's the worst part." Duo said, while grinning.

"Ok well, since we got that planned out, lets make the arrangements." Laura said as she stood up.

"I didn't say I would do it." Heero commented, bursting everyone's bubble.

"You are doing it, cause if you don't I'll do something to you so bad that it'll ruin your life." Laura stated with a maniacal grin.

"What are you going to do? Permanently dye my hair pink! Go ahead I don't care." Heero stated with his monotonous voice.

"No something far worse." She said.

"And that would be?" Heero asked wondering what could be worse than having pink hair that matched Relena's god-awful pink limousine.

"I'll tell relena that you love her and that you want to spend the rest of your life with her. Then I'll tell her that you were your staying." Laura finished ever so casually.

Heero went white, 'she wouldn't be that cruel would she?' he asked himself, as fast as the question came to him so did the answer, 'yes, yes she would. Damn.'

"Well what is it going to be? Go out with her for a few hours then torture and kill her or live a life time with her always by your side?" she made a gesture to imitate a balance with her hands to see which would be worst.

Everyone in the room knew just as much as Heero did that she would do it to especially her friends. She could be cruel sometimes.

"Alright I'll do it." Heero said making up his mind that a few hours with relena was better than a lifetime.

"Good. Glad you agree. Now since she's never met me I can't call her so could you or Sharon call her?" Laura asked facing Gen and Sharon.

"I will call her, I am her sister in law." Sharon said getting up and walking towards the kitchen door.

As she got there Heero jumped up and shouted, for the second time in a half-hour that day, "WHAT! I just said I would do it. Why are you calling her?"

"Why do you think? To make the plans for your date tomorrow, What are you implying?" Sharon asked.

"Oh" Heero said sitting back down.

"Boy aren't we paranoid." Sharon smirked as she left the room.

Gen and Laura started to snicker at Heero's reaction, He merely 'hmphed' at the sound. It almost looked as if he was putting; well he would be pouting if this weren't Heero Yuy we were talking about.

Small chatter went around the room while they waited for Sharon to return from her phone cal. Gen and Laura were talking about how much fun it was going to be to kill the moron. Duo and Milliardo were talking along the same lines as the two girls. Wufei sat in silence, as did Heero. Quatre was talking about how he was excited about finally getting rid of Dorothy. But he didn't like the idea of betraying Relena like that. Trowa was now admiring the paint on the walls; 'they were so pretty, and well painted.' (He still refuses to get involved.) About half an hour later Sharon walked back into the room grinning madly.

"Ok, it's all arranged." Turning to Heero she continued. "Ok, you have to be at her house by 6.00 p.m. tomorrow. No you are not driving." She added at the gleam in his cobalt eyes. " One of us will be driving in one of the vehicles that Laura and Duo own. Once you pick her up. You are going to be driven to the Wing Gundam for super. So that means you can't wear you spandex and tank top."

"I don't have any spandex and tank tops left, you and your friends put them in the dryer and shrunk them all." Heero said with a glare.

"Oh yeah, that's right. Well you shouldn't have let us do the laundry." Laura stated.

"I didn't, you insisted on it. You said that you knew how." He retorted intensifying his 'glare'.

"Well it's not our fault we don't." Gen replied defensively.

"Ah but you did everyone else's, and they're clothes all came back in one piece." He returned.

"Who cares, the point is that you need a suite so we are going shopping." Laura said getting annoyed at the argument.

"Now after dinner you are going to bring her to your house. Don't, I'm not done, close your mouth and listen. Now once you get to your house, which we will already be at, waiting for you to arrive. You will excuse yourself to go somewhere. After you leave we'll ambush her, knock her out and bring her back here. She'll think, as Gen stated earlier, that you have no part in this and will continue to hope that you will come and save her. Once you walk in the room and she sees that you didn't come to save her, she'll give up, or we hope she'll give up, we can torture her a bit and then kill her. Sharon finished, proud of Gen and her plan. "Now let's get some lunch, then we can go shopping." With that she sat down next to her husband and Laura left to room to get lunch started.

End Part 5