Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ How Relena Dies ❯ Chapter 9

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Title: How Relena Dies
Author: Sefarina Malaika
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the GW or Escaflowne characters. I do own Laura, Genevieve, Sharon or any other character that is nor an actual part of the anime named. Besides there is absolutly no point in suing me for the simple fact that i have absolutly no money what so ever.
Warning: Death (obviously), violence, language, yaoi 3+4, non-yaoi, ooc, humor, Wufei, relena and Quatre bashing and torture; Not that I have anything against Quatre and Wufei it's just that they are such easy targets.

[ ] Memory
( ) My thoughts

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Part 9

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5.30 came around and everyone was ready. They drove to Heero's house to drop Sharon, Milliardo, Quatre and Duo off. Wufei and Trowa stayed back at Laura's with Gen. they were getting ready for their own little part. (Heh heh, I'm not telling what it is, the suspense Oo~oo, how I love it. Anyway's, back to the story.) Laura drove Heero to Relena's for the simple fact that Relena met everyone else in the group. Since she didn't care too much for Duo, she'd never met Laura before. They got to Relena's at ten to six.

Five minutes later...

"Heero, you have to go get her at the door y a know." Laura commented a bit frustrated.

"I know." Was the only response she got.

"So what are you waiting for? Another 'fling' with Gen? Cause well that isn't going to be happening any time soon. (Heh heh... long story involved with an inside joke.) Laura asked turning around to face him in the back seat. "Hn" was all a very red Heero said before she was met with a door closing in her face as he got out of the car and walked towards the house.

'I knew that would work' Laura thought to herself.

Ten minutes later she heard the most annoying sound, that is worse than nails on a chalk board, if that's possible, that ever existed. Relena's high pitched voice saying, "Hee~ro I'm so happy you changed your mind about your feelings towards me."

Soon she saw Heero walking down the pathway with Relena attached to his arm like maple syrup on your fingers. He wasn't looking at her but glaring at Laura. His look said 'you-are-so-going-to-pay-for-this-later'. Laura shivered from fear; this one was a good one. Ya right she only appeared to be shivering cause she was trying to contain her laughter. Behind the two 'lovers', Dorothy was right on Relena's heels. This was expected, which was why Quatre was at Heero's as well.

He opened the door for the two girls then got in the front seat, since there was no more room in the back because Relena's god-awful pink fluffy dress took up most of the room. Not that he was complaining of course.

They got to the restaurant and Heero and Relena went inside. Laura parked the car and started reading one of her many books. Dorothy, not being able to follow Relena into the restaurant, attempted to start a conversation with Laura. But she failed miserably. Of course it did, like Relena; Dorothy had a voice that she couldn't stand, so of course Laura ignored her.

Two hours later, much to Laura's relief, (you can only stand being in a confined space with earwig face for so long) Heero and Relena walked out of the restaurant. Once in the car 'it' spoke. "Hee~ro? Now where are we going?" Relena cooed. Looking at Laura and glaring once again, which made her laugh some more, he said. "My house." A "really? Oh my gosh." Followed by a hushed whisper and lost of irritating giggling.

For the third time Heero glared at Laura in the past two hours. Laura put the car in gear and they drove to Heero's house. All the while the two moron's in the back giggled and whispered non-stop.

Once there, Heero got out of the car and opened the door for Relena and Dorothy. Laura got away from the car and went around to the back door and into the house to tell everyone that they were here. While she informed everyone in the house, Heero was leading Relena to the front door with Dorothy in tow.

Once in the house he led them into the living room where everything would take place.

"Sit" Heero told Relena and Dorothy, while pointing to the love seat. "I'll be right back, I've got to go get something." With that he left the room and the annoying whispers of "Ooh he got me something" and "you are so lucky Miss Relena."

Unknown to them Quatre had his silent bazooka propped and ready to shoot at Dorothy. (Yes it is silent...I know I know probably not possible but hey this I a fanfic, anything's possible heh heh). After a few minutes more incessant chatter from the two oblivious baka's on the couch, Quatre took aim at Dorothy's head and pulled the trigger. The next thing Relena knew was that she was now talking to a headless Dorothy. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA, OH MY GOD, Dorothy, OH MY GOD. SOMEBODY HELP. HEE~RO! COME QUICK!"

Suddenly she stopped her screeching when she heard a soft yet insane giggle coming from the kitchen entrance. She slowly turned around then stopped dead in her tracks when she saw Quatre on the floor giggling with a huge ass bazooka on his shoulders. He stopped giggling and went to a full blown insane laughter. (Quatre just had a zero flash back).

Relena slowly backed away from the laughing boy, but because she was watching Quatre, and not behind her, she never saw the bas ball bat the smacked her in the back of the head, knocking her out.

Once she was tied up and everyone was out of hiding, they all looked at Quatre who wasn't laughing but giggling once again. Duo managed to get the bazooka away from him but they couldn't get him to stop so they called Trowa at Laura's and it took him over ten minutes to clam him down. Once Quatre was calmed down and the mess that Dorothy made was cleaned up, they picked up the unconscious Relena and drove to Laura's.

End Part 9