Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ How they went... ❯ Chapter 1

Ookey: Okay everyone! Here is my totally messed up fic of how all the Gundam wing boys die!! Have fun reading and make sure not to pee your pants!!

 

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Heero sat at the table drinking his coffee and reading his newspaper.

 

"Heero! Heero I have GREAT news!! Heeeeeeeerrrrroooooooooooooo" Duo came into the kitchen reminding 01 of a tornado or other type of 'natural' disaster.

 

Heero merely rolled his eyes and then continued on with his oh so interesting task of reading the newspaper and drinking coffee. (Aint he talented? He can multi-task!)

 

Duo gave a shrug. "Fine then…If you don't wanna hear it…"

 

Heero sighed. "Fine…What is it?"

 

"Relena is dead! Yes! BURN BITCH BUUUUUURRRRRRRRN!!!!!" Duo had begun bouncing around like an idiot again.

 

Heero stared as Duo left the room. After he was gone a smile began to slowly spread across his face. "Yes…"

 

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Quatre sighed as he walked into the house and went upstairs to his bedroom, "I cant wait to huggle my… Heero what the fuck are you doing?!" The blond narrowed his eyes and the perfect soldier.

 

Heero looked up from his place on Quat's bed. "Nothing…"

 

…Several gun shots later a dead Heero lay in a puddle of blood on a pink bed.

 

Quat gave a sigh and grabbed Heero's hair. He then dragged him outside to the side of the road for the garbage truck to collect.

 

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Duo sat in his room wondering where the hell his purple hair tie went to. He got up and made his way downstairs. He walked into the kitchen and stared at Quat. He had a purple hair tie holding up a sleeve.

 

Quat turned to stare as a knife came racing towards him. It slid through his chest pierced his heart and he died automatically.

 

Duo then grabbed the blond by his hair and dragged him outside for garbage disposal.

 

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Trowa walked over to Duo. "Duo…Heero is dead and Quat's missing."

 

"Naw. He's around here somewhere…" Duo looks at a little jar.

 

Trowa's eye begins to twitch. "Duo…"

 

"He stole my purple hair tie!" Was the last thing Duo said before knives pierced his body in various places and killed him.

 

Trowa then dragged Duo outside to be disposed of. When he came back inside a sword went through his skull and killed him.

 

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"You're a pretty gun. I'm going to love you and hug you and call you my Nanashi" Said Wufei while polishing Heero's gun. He continued sweet talking the weapon until…BOOM. Chinese brain splattered all over the wall.

 

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"Police have found the bodies of five gundam pilots and would continue the investigation if they cared. The weapons found were, knives, a hair tie a sword a gun and teddy bears."

 

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"I miss my Heero."

 

"Relena?! I thought you were dead!!" Dorothy's fucked up eyebrows raised.

 

"Oh yeah…Bye!"

 

Sally looked at Une. "I have an idea…ORGY AT QUAT'S PLACE!!"

 

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"Aw man…" Duo sat in hell sulking.

 

 

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Ookey: THE END!! MUAHA!!