Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ How To Wake Duo Up ❯ How To Wake Duo Up ( One-Shot )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Title: How To Wake Duo Up
Author: Sefarina Malaika
Pairing: 1+2
Warning: Some violence, Wufei and Trowa getting hit by objects, shounen ai
Standard disclamer: I do not own any of the Gundam Wing characters...they are just my toys for the time being
Note: Ok I was really bored one night so this is what I caem up with...Enjoy!

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How To Wake Duo Up
By Sefarina Malaika

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"It's almost noon someone is gonna have to go and wake him up." Quatre pointed out to the other three in the room.

"Have you ever tried waking him up before Winner? It is not a walk in the park." Wufei asked.

"No but that is besides the point. I have to get lunch ready." Quatre pressed on, "so one of you - "

"Has to go and wake him up." Heero, Trowa, and Wufei finished for him.

"That is such a horrible excuse Winner, you have no justice." Wufei huffed.

"Oh stop complaining and go, besides just think what will happen if he wakes up later on to find out that not only did he miss breakfast but lunch as well."

"Were going." Heero answered as he dragged the other two boys upstairs, leaving a grinning Quatre in the kitchen.

"I refuse to wake him up. Last time I did I got hit in the head with an alarm clock." Wufei declared sternly.

"He doesn't have that alarm clock anymore, it broke right after it hit your head." Trowa stated quietly.

"Injustice!"

"Just go." Shoving Wufei towards Duo's bed, Heero stepped back to stand beside Trowa.

"So what do you think he'll get hit with this time?" Trowa asked in a whispered tone.

"Hmm, probably that hard cover book that's beside his CD player." Heero whispered back.

"Why the book?"

"Because Duo hates it and Wufei gave it to him as a gift for ester. Besides he loves that CD player." Heero explained.

In the meantime Wufei had made his way up to the side of the bed in one piece. 'So far so go-Ow!' Wufei rubbed his forehead where a nice red rectangular mark had appeared. Looking down at the sleeping boy Wufei noticed he'd barely touched Duo. Rubbing his forehead once again he bent down to pick up the book, noticing that it was the one that he'd gotten the braided boy a few months again, Wufei scowled.

Heero smirked, "Told Ya Trowa, he would never throw that rickety thing he calls a CD player."

"Hn, what's the book called Wufei?" Trowa asked as the third person of their party rejoined them.

"Etiquette and manners for dummies." Wufei replied, still scowling.

Trowa turned to Heero, "No wonder he didn't like it. Now who's going next?"

"Hn, you." Heero replied dejectedly.

"Fine." Trowa walked towards the bathroom and re-entered the room with a glass of water in hand.

Heero smirked, this should be interesting, and Duo's sheets are waterproof.

Trowa poured the water onto the blanket and waited for the yelp of surprise that was sure to come. The only thing that came was one of Duo's many pillows. Trowa rubbed his nose in annoyance, looking over at the other two, Wufei was still scowling and Heero was smirking.

"Oh I'm sure it's really funny. You're not the one that gets a pillow in the face every time." Trowa glared at Heero.

"Hn," Heero continued to smirk.

"This is injustice." Wufei declared, marching over to Duo, he shoved him hard in the side, "Maxwell! Wake up!"

Again another pillow came flying, hitting Wufei in the side of the head; throwing him off balance and making him fall down.

Trowa bent down and helped him back up. "You two are pitiful, you can't even wake up Duo." Heero teased.

Trowa scowled, "you think so, well you just wait, we'll wake him up, won't we Wufei?"

"Yes justice will be served!" Wufei declared. Whispering something to Trowa, the two grinned and walked closer to the bed. At the same time the two shouted. "Maxwell, Heero took Deathscythe apart again to repair Wing!"

Receiving no response they gave each other another knowing look and turned back tot he sleeping boy. All the while not noticing Heero's smirk or shake of the head. At the same time Wufei and Trowa pounced on the bed and began to tickle Duo. The next thing the two boys knew was that they were on the floor and their asses hurt.

"Oy, you two are pathetic, go downstairs and tell Quatre that we'll be down in a few minutes." Heero instructed.

"Hn, good luck Yuy, you'll need it." Picking himself up off the ground, Wufei made his way down stairs.

"I highly doubt you'll be able to wake him Heero, if neither Wufei nor myself can, you can't."

With that Trowa followed Wufei down to the kitchen. Shaking his head at his fellow pilots, Heero made his way over to Duo's sleeping form.

"Why do you insist on pulling this stunt all the time?" Heero asked the sleeping form.

Turning to face Heero, Duo grinned, wide-awake. "Because it's fun."

"Hn, you have such a weird sense of humor."

"I know, now come here." Reaching up Duo wrapped his arms around Heero's neck and pulled him down for a kiss.

After the kiss ended, Heero pointed to the CD player. "We are going to have to get you another alarm clock."

"Mm, but why? I like theses wake up calls, they're entertaining."

"You do realize that they will eventually clue into the fact that you aren't really sleeping and that we are a couple, right?"

"Hmm, I know, but you'll protect me from the evil beast master and justice ranger, wont you?" Duo asked playfully.

"No, I won't, but I will fix you up after they finish with you." Heero grinned suggestively.

"Ooh maybe I should just tell them right now, that I've been pulling their chain?"

"No it can wait. Get up baka, before they come upstairs and see that you've been awake the whole time."

With that the two boys made there way downstairs for lunch.

~OWARI~

Wufei: Onna you hit me with a book!

Duo: Don't forget the pillow!

Quatre: Poor Trowa how's your head?

Trowa: Hn, it's fine don't worry about me

Heero: You are both pitiful

SM: Wufei shut up! You complain too much, Quatre you're annoying and worry too much so you shut up too

Wufei: Onna! What was the comment about me being justice ranger for?!

Duo: Well it's true

SM: Exactly now shut up or I'll tape your mouth shut with duck tape, along with your hands

Wufei: Yes 'um