Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Im Your Basic Average Girl or Duo Cleans House ❯ I'm your Basic Average Girl or Duo Cleans House ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Gundam Wing or Kim Possible. Yes, this kills me as much as it does all of us fanfic writers, they should be public domain. Ah well, if sued they get nothing cuz they can't take what I do no have. This has references to Kim Possible theme song named Call Me, Beep Me the re-mix version with inserts of lines from the series. Some character of Gundam may be OOC.

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Duo Maxwell, Gundam pilot extraordinaire, was on housekeeping duty today. The other four pilots we out doing errands. Sigh. Cleaning the kitchen and the one bathroom the safe house owned, was bad enough. The guys were slobs. But vacuuming and laundry was something to be given to prisoners on deathrow. It was his turn again, to clean house, on this beautiful, sunny, summer day. Grabbing all of the towels and sheets out of the bedrooms and bathroom, I sorted colors with black, and then whites and dumped the first batch of laundry in and started it up. Dreaming of sunbathing on the nearest beach, was one fantasy that would have to wait, as I started to wash the counters and table.

I chortled at the new idea that popped into my head. Scurrying into each of the three bedrooms, I grabbed up Heero's laptop with its cord. Next into Trowa's room for those hi-tech portable speakers. Quatre's pile of loose burned CDs and Wufei had a mag interfacing CD player. Running back down into the kitchen I laid my bounty on the now clean table. Working quickly, I put together a portable player and hacking into Heero's computer gave me a passable equalizer. Randomly I pulled out a cd of Quatre's and all it had on it a #3. Slipping the disc into my souped up toy, I hit play. Randomly a song with an upbeat rhythm came on first. I did not question how Quatre got this song, I just grooved on it. It was a song about a girl named Kim Possible. Hitting the repeat button, I went back to cleaning the rest of the kitchen, humming along until the Kim Possible line came up.

"Call me, beep me, if you want to reach me, 'humming,' Doesn't matter where or when there's trouble. If you just call my name- Kim Possible" Singing at the top of me lungs, I started on the floor. It didn't matter that my voice cracked or that I squeaked on the high notes, or event that I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.

I finished up in the kitchen, so I turned up the volume learning the first part I belted it out as I changed loads and moved into the bathroom.

// Ooohh yeahh yeah
I'm your basic average girl
And I'm here to save the world
You can't stop me
Cause I'm Kim Pos-si-ble
There is nothin I can't do

(ahg)
When danger calls
Just know that I am on my way //

I was just thinking how gross 5 guys can get a bathroom a week. Thank god, I only have to clean up after these slobs less than once a month. But then I heard the line 'If you just call my name' and I screamed out 'Kim Possible". So then I shrugged and went after the bathroom as if on a mission, with steely determination. Humming, singing and finishing up on the floor I was moving towards the door when another brilliant idea came over me. Realizing that the girl was just like me, I decided to be a spy. Getting the second set of lines down, I sang along as I grabbed my dust cloth and went spying.

// Ooohh yeahh yeah
I'm your basic average girl
And I'm here to save the world
You can't stop me
Cause I'm Kim Pos-si-ble
There is nothin I can't do

(ahg)
When danger calls
Just know that I am on my way

It doesn't matter where or
When there's trouble
If ya just call my name

(Kim possable?)
Kim Possible

Call me, beep me if ya
Wanna reach me

(KP)
When ya wanna page me it's okay

(ugh)
I just can't wait until I hear
My cell phone ring

(hi, I'm Ron Stoppa-ah) //

Dusting the house, alone. Gave, me, the perfect opportunity to poke my nose in EVERYTHING. Finding nothing juicy, except in my own drawers, I need something to make this fun. Hrmmmm, well I could clean up Quatre's mess, I swear, how does Wufei stand living in a pigpen. Looking at the Spartan side of the room gave me more ideas. I quickly finished straitening Quatre's shit. Then I moved to the linen closet scrounging in the back I found those pink sheets that came with the furnished house. Next came the hideous floral bed spread. I then threw Wufei's blanket into the wash pile.

I looked into Heero's room next, yes he had his room, organized is all that came to mind ,looking into this room. At least Trowa and my room looked LIVED in. Sneaking into the closet, I put his two pairs of shoes at the back of the top shelf. Then re-arranged his 4 pairs of pants breaking up the colors and interspersing the sweaters and shirts. Standing back I looked for more mischief. Glancing at my self in the mirror I did a double take,, my tank and baggy shorts were dusty and splotched with dirty water spots. My usually perfect braid, had hair spiking out of it. Then I noticed the dresser under the mirror, quickly I went to it and opened the bottom 3 drawers. Nothing in them. Opening the top drawer, I dumped Heero's white socks into the bottom drawer. Repeating this action with the other two drawers.

Trowa was next. I picked up and organized my part of the room first. Then looking at the lived in part, that was Trowa's, I drew a blank. Maybe I would just straighten up and leave it at that. I did have to sleep in the same room as him.

Ok so now on to vacuuming. Blaring the music as loud as it would go, I pulled out the vacuum and started in the bedrooms. Singing again I went to work, this time, I started dancing with the vacuum. Getting almost all the through the song I fumbled then belted out the last lines.

// Ooohh yeahh yeah
I'm your basic average girl
And I'm here to save the world
You can't stop me
Cause I'm Kim Pos-si-ble
There is nothin I can't do

(ahg)
When danger calls
Just know that I am on my way

It doesn't matter where or
When there's trouble
If ya just call my name

(Kim possable'?)
Kim Possible

Call me, beep me if ya
Wanna reach me

(KP)
When ya wanna page me it's okay

(ugh)
I just can't wait until I hear
My cell phone ring

(hi, I'm Ron Stoppa-ah)
Doesn't matter if it's day or night
Everything's gonna be alright

(be carful, jinx u owe me a soda, oh)
Whenever you need me baby
Call me, beep me if ya
wanna reach me

(rufus, raspberry sound,

rock'roll,

kim here? so what's the sich,

what up wade)

Doesn't matter where
Doesn't matter when

(wow,

ahg)
I will be there for ya til the very end
Danger or trouble
I'm there on the double
You know that you always can call
Kim Possible (no big, hahaha)
Yeaahh yeaah

Call me, beep me if ya
wanna reach me
When ya wanna page me it's okay

(so not the drama)

I just can't wait until I hear
my cell phone ring

(south America?

On a school night?)

Doesn't matter if it's day or night
Everything is gonna be alright
Whenever ya need me,
whenever you need me baby
Call me, beep me if ya
wanna reach me
When ya wanna page me it's okay

Call me, beep me if ya
wanna reach me //

Putting away the vacuum, I switched out the last load of laundry and was moving towards the shower when the song started again. Singing along with the song I moved my hands up in front of my chest, elbows out. Bopping around on the balls of my feet, I moved my arms kinda chicken like, with the beat. Moving into the room, I swung my bread around. I stuck my butt out and shook my hips. Bopping my head around, I bounced around in the living room. When I was behind the couch, the song was on the last lines. That was my only excuse for my last antic

I felt INVINCIBLE. I vaulted the back of the couch. Then IT happened. The couch was too long. I slammed down onto my hands. I fell, face first onto the cushions. Curling up as small as I could get, I held my groin muscles and whimpered. Then I heard it, over the music.

There was a sputtering,, then another voice was howling. Another voice was choking and finally Quatre's high pitched giggle. Opening my eyes I look at the door. Leaning his butt against the wall was Trowa folded over holding his stomach, the chocking one. Next to him was the sputtering Wufei, and next was the howler, Heero had his head back howling at the moon, hand on the wall for support. Finally the giggle had me move my eyes down were Quatre was hysterically laughing and pounding his hands on the floor.

"Fine, laugh at me in my misery. How long have you been standing there?" I asked my audience. Wufei walked over and sat on the edge of the couch near my head.

"The truth?" Wufei said as his grin covered his face. I moaned my consent. "From the start of the song." Groaning I hid my head, and comforting myself that they hadn't seen there rooms yet.