Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Isle of the dead ❯ Crazy cats ( Chapter 2 )

Raven: I'MMM BAAACCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!! One more exam left and I'm free as a bird

Duo: Technically no! You have to finish the story you're writing for the school project, finish baseball follies and this fanfic

Raven: OH MAN! I totally forgot about the damn project

Wufei: Slacker

Raven: (start's running around with a sniper rifle after Wufei)

On with chap 2, lot of OOC, AND A LOT OF RELENA BASHING!!! One thing must be cleared, I don't have a problem with Relena, it's just that she gets annoying at times; I like her when her mouth is shut!!

A/N: I have brought changes in this chapter as well because I had made many mistakes. Well don't blame me, when I wrote this fan fiction I was only 12 years old!!

Isle of the dead!

Chap.2: Crazy Cats

Mysterious narrator

The kids…

Duo "HEY!!!!!!! Were young adults"

Okay! Okay, the...Ugh…so called young adults marched through the woods towards the hotel on the top of the hill, through the dark, scary, creepy woods, of the unknown island.

"Are we there yet?" asked Duo

"No, and I know what you're trying to do so shut up or I'll chuck you in the quick sand" Heero said as he passed one

"Sheesh, no wonder why people disappear round here" Duo said skipping over it.

"There it is" Quatre said pointing towards light from afar

"Ahh! HEAVENLY LIGHT" Duo shouted, just then something scurried through the bushes.

"I did not see that" Heero said to himself. There was some growling in the bushes as well!

"Again I did not hear that either" Heero said. Meanwhile in the bushes something was plotting…

The savage beast spots it unsuspecting victim…it thought to itself...Slowly it moves through the ground…it said…moving in for the ambush

"Huh?!" Heero said looking back confused. He growled as he pulled out his gun and said "I will eradicate all enemies" seeing that the "thing" was moving in closer and quickly, he tried to retreat the dark, unknown being approaching towards it prey.

It runs…it leaps… "YES!"

"AHHHHHH, GET OFF ME YOU…RELENA!!!!" He cried flabbergasted.

"HAHAHA, don't think I learned nothing from you guys" She… the woman who ambushed Heero said with glee.

'Damn' he thought to himself, 'I wish I had half the brain she has…wait a minute…Yuy what the heck do you think your doing…she's worse than that Maxwell…she's evil…your enemy'. With that he could feel Zero telling him to kill her; 'Go on' it said 'no one's watching you'll do the right thing'. Just then a loud…

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAXWELLLLLLLL" came from the justice freak. Yeah you know Wufei.

"I DIDN'T DO IT" cried Duo.

"What happened" Quatre said, after seeing Wufei's status, "Oh no need to tell"

"What did he do" Hilde said

"I didn't do anything" Duo protested

"Shut up you Baka, he screamed like an onna because an owl hooted again, and jumped on me, I dropped him and something out of the blue jumped on me pushing me into the …ickh…swamp" He said.

"Well what jumped on you" Heero said

Wufei held out what looked like a fur ball, damped by the water…dirty water, covered with slim and moss, and all the dirty things in the swamp…no wait, I am so sorry…I'm telling about Wufei's status…he was covered with all the filth…the fur ball was clean…apparently it had taken refuge to the dry place of the half drowned Wufei.

"What is that thing" Duo said inspecting closely. The fur ball revealed to be a cat…an extremely kawaii chestnut coloured furred cat with big blue eyes…it strangely looked like Duo, heck, it even had a temper like Duo's.

"Awww cute" cooed all the girls including the authoress and Quatre.

(Quatre: hey I'm not a girl

Raven: I never said you were a girl.

Quatre: You wrote all the girls including me cooed; I'm not a girl!

Raven: yeah well you like cute stuff!!

Quatre: SEEE!! The first sign of guilt is denial!!!!!!!)

Duo took the cat and it started playing with his braid,

"Humph, stupid cat of the devil" Wufei said grumpily

The cat's eyes turned cold and with a shriek it leapt on Wufei, who tried to chuck it off as it was stuck to his clothes, and finally

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Wufei ran off in the direction of the Hotel followed by five eager young people

At the Hotel, its mistress sat with a troubled expression on her amiable face, her blonde hair coming out of her tight bun, she had received the reservations for the six young people, but they hadn't turned up yet.

"Oh Aunt Stellar, I'm worried, they still haven't come yet" said a young girl about fifteen, with dark hair and dark brown eyes.

Just then the bell rang.

"Let's hope it's them" Mrs Stellar said as Vera opened the door to see four boys and two girls, all looking like crap, one of them even injured.

"Come in please, do come in" She said politely gesturing inside.

"Ahh! Refreshing politeness" Quatre said.

"GET THIS DEMENTED LITTLE RUGRAT OFF ME" Wufei said…rather impolitely. The cat had attached itself to Wufei's @$$ (O_O), digging his claws in his butt.

Duo took the cat in his arms and the cat returned to its normal cute self again. Wufei was hyperventilating, and his eyes literally red, no crimson; he had a series of scratches on his face and a very numb butt.

(Raven: I feel sick; I can't believe I actually wrote that

Wufei: Do me a favour and don't write it

Raven: No can do, it is funny, and an author must always agree to the demand of the readers

Wufei: If the readers tell you to kill yourself

Raven: ¬_¬ I'm not stupid­­­­­­)

"Where can I find the first aid please" Wufei, yes Wufei said politely. Vera, shocked, took out a box with a red plus sign on it. Then she showed everyone their rooms, they dumped all the luggage's there and came back - minus Wufei - to the dining room, where dinner was served. Duo came down with the cute fuzball and saw several other cats as well roaming around; it leapt out of Duo's arms and joined its comrades.

"They all are a family; we've been looking for Fuzzy, thank you for bringing him back sir…" Vera said asking for Duo's name.

"Duo…Duo Maxwell, I might run and hide but I never tell a lie, yup that's me in a nutshell" He said

"Interesting motto, my name is Vera Astral" She said.

"Nice name, so Fuzzy is his name is it, He's also looks fuzzy to" Duo said

"Well Maxwell it's a she" Wufei said turning up all patched up.

"How did you know" Duo asked

"Well females hate me don't they, all types of female being's" Wufei said as he went to look for someone else to bother, actually he wanted to get away from those cats, who had stopped roaming about and stare at him. It seemed as if they were mocking him saying

'What a weakling'. He shuddered at the thought.

"Is he right?" Duo asked

"Yes" Vera replied. He left to see what made that scared expression appear on Wufei face before leaving.

"Is this a colony of cats" Heero said behind Vera, who looked around to see a handsome young man…

(A/N: or as you Americans would like say, totally hot guy

Duo looking at Heero: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hot guy _~)

Where was i? Oh yes, standing next with an ugly brown haired girl, with sick green eyes.

(Heero: YES finally you have unravelled your true talents

Relena: Sniff, sniff, your mean

Raven and Heero: Thank you!)

"Well no not a colony of cats, but they belonged to Aunt Stellar's family, generation to generation you know, they reproduce a lot" she said eyeing the brown haired girl with disgust, not that she was doing anything like that. "What's your name?" she asked.

"My name is Heero Yuy" He said,

"And who is that" she asked eyeing Relena who was looking around like a person who has never seen a Hotel.

"Nobody important" He said, and then he walked away. Vera started to stare again at Relena who just walked away trailing behind Heero.

"I see you met Relena" Quatre said pitying the poor Relena trailing after Heero like a faithful dog, who completely ignored him.

"Yes and you are?" she asked with keen interest

"Quatre Raberba Winner" said he. Suddenly shriek number 2 could be heard from Wufei and the cats, this time, Fuzzy brought along some friends.

(Mysterious narrator)

Mwahahahahhaha

Duo glaring at the voice of the mysterious narrator "What are you, some kind of a delusional freak?!"

Heero glared at Duo "Maxwell, who are you talking to?"

"The mysterious narrator"

"The who?? Never mind, you have confirmed my doubts about you being crazy"

The cats chased Wufei around the house seven times until they stopped for dinner, well Wufei loved to work out so he did, now with sour muscles he said

"I'll never work out again" then he fainted.

"Poor guy, he'll miss dinner" Duo said, always worrying for the betterment of people's stomach. His own stomach growled and he made his way to the dinning room where he met Fuzzy, holding a piece of Wufei's torn boxers.

"Naughty girl, but good job" Duo praised petting the cat as it purred.

Down in the hallway, Vera met Heero apparently trying to get away from the 'woman' (you know: Relena) and finding his way to the dining room as his stomach was grumbling, she linked his arms with hers and took him to the dining room

'Great if I get rid of one woman, the other comes along' He thought sighing.

Mysterious narrator

So all goes well, but what they don't know won't hurt them…yet...Mwahahahahhaha…

find out what happens next…what is this Vera girl up to…is she helping Heero get rid of Relena…and what's this thing about Duo being the only one who can actually hear the narrator? STAY WITH ME READERS!!! Till them, review please.

Raven: Hey I'm not the mysterious narrator

Duo: what do you mean; you write this stuff don't you?

Raven: Yeah well, but it is not me, I not narrate, I write.

Duo: Then who's the narrator?

Mysterious narrator out of nowhere says with a croaky voice:

Well just stick around and find out, Mwahahahahahahh

Duo: You know I'm getting creeped out

Raven: Me too, let's end this already

Duo: Why is the ground moving, it feels like a stampede

Wufei comes and goes shrieking with a herd a cats behind him!!!

To be continued…