Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Journey To Gundam ❯ Stolen Zero? Odessa's deadly heist! ( Chapter 9 )
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By: Minerva Blue 
Odessa and Charl have stolen Wing Zero! Now at odds with the pilots and the soldiers do they even know how to fly?
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 09.12.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 738 | Visits: 182 | Status: Completed
Odessa and Charl have stolen Wing Zero! Now at odds with the pilots and the soldiers do they even know how to fly?
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 09.12.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 738 | Visits: 182 | Status: Completed
uhm yea. I don't own Gundam wing. I don't own Sailor Moon either.
While we're on the subject, I don't even own Cracker Jacks.
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Duo sighed. "Okay Howard, Do you remember what these 'engineers' looked like?"
Howard thought for a moment. "Well..there were two. One was kind of tall, 5 by five. Short light brown hair, brown eyes. And he wore a blue jacket. Strange thing was, he had one of those old type cameras with him."
Heero folded his arms. The boy seemed more on edge then usual. Well that was understandable, his gundam had been stolen. "What about the other one?"
"Well now thats the odd thing. She was slightly shorter. long, straight black hair. a blue shirt that had Sailor Moon written on it, actually your gundam resembles the picture on that shirt."
Duo's face turned red with anger as howard continued.
"She was wearing a pair of the strangest slippers I had ever seen and I couldn't see her eyes because she was always wearing these big round sunglasses."
Wufei was shaking with range. "Onna!!!"
Duo sighed, slapping his hand on his forhead. "Oh man."
Heero looked at the braided boy. "What?"
"I met them! The lady was thick as a post. Oh Heero, if they're the ones with your Gundam, you had better pray for a miracle."
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Charl gripped the seat, hanging on for life as the sped through space. Why, why did he have to come along? "Odessa! where are we going?!"
Odessa looked at the moniter. "Operation Meteor."
"What?! Odessa we have to get this thing off auto pilot."
Odessa adjusted her sunglasses, continuing to press random buttons on the control panel. "I'm working on it...whats this do?"
Charl's eyes widened as she started to press a big red button. "Don't touch that!." He knocked her hand away. "Thats the self destruct Odessa. Isn't there an instruction manual?"
She nodded. "I found it in a Cracker Jack box. But I threw it out."
He coughed. "What?"
"It was a little boring."
He slapped his forehead. "Odessa do you have any idea what you just did?"
"nope."
Charl groaned.
"Gundam Wing Zero. Surrender now."
Charl's eyes widened. "Odessa turn on that view screen!"
"What view screen?"
"Oh for cryin...the one in front of you!"
Odessa looked up, staring at the moniter. "...Oh." Calmly she pressed a button, displaying several mobile suits, ready to attack. "Hmm." She tapped the screen. "It's broken."
Charl sighed. "Thats not broken. Not 3 minutes off and we get attacked. Perfect, just perfect."
The voice came over the com again. "I repeat Wing Zero. Surrender now or die."
"Oh thats great, just great. Got any new ideas Odessa?"
Odessa took a moment to think about this. "We could parachute out."
"Oh g..in the middle of space? Are you nuts?!"
Charl let out a yelp as a beam passed a few inches next to them.
"Odessa get this thing off auto pilot at least!"
Odessa shrugged. "Okay. My handbag Charl."
"Your handbag?"
When Odessa nodded, Charl sighed and dropped said bag into her hands. Caly Odessa openned it, pulling out an unopened box of Cracker Jacks. Casually she pulled off the dop and began eating the kernals one by one.
"Odessa!"
Odessa looked at her partner. "What?"
"You can't eat at a time like this!"
"I'm doing it right now."
Charl rubbed his temple. "Just..save it for later."
Odessa sighed. "Oh very well." She reached further into the box, pulling out a type of key. Calmy she inserted it into a conveniantly placed hole and turned. The gundam emitted a low humming sound before the auto pilot light stopped blinking.
Charl blinked in disbelief. "How did you do that?"
"It was in the instruction manual."
"I thought you threw that away."
"I didn't say that I didn't read it."
Charl sighed. "Just...get us out of here. Fast?"
Odessa nodded. "Okay."
There was a long pause before Charl finally spoke. "Now?"
"You might want to buckle up."
"Odessa there are no seatbelts."
Odessa shrugged. "Suit yourself."
She pressed what seemed to be a few random buttons and pulled the controlls, the gundum backing up about 30 yards. "Sorry, had it in reverse."
She pressed a few new buttons and pulled again. The mobile suit lurched forward, along with Charl and took off into space, leaving the other mobile suit pilots to ponder over what had just happened.
While we're on the subject, I don't even own Cracker Jacks.
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Duo sighed. "Okay Howard, Do you remember what these 'engineers' looked like?"
Howard thought for a moment. "Well..there were two. One was kind of tall, 5 by five. Short light brown hair, brown eyes. And he wore a blue jacket. Strange thing was, he had one of those old type cameras with him."
Heero folded his arms. The boy seemed more on edge then usual. Well that was understandable, his gundam had been stolen. "What about the other one?"
"Well now thats the odd thing. She was slightly shorter. long, straight black hair. a blue shirt that had Sailor Moon written on it, actually your gundam resembles the picture on that shirt."
Duo's face turned red with anger as howard continued.
"She was wearing a pair of the strangest slippers I had ever seen and I couldn't see her eyes because she was always wearing these big round sunglasses."
Wufei was shaking with range. "Onna!!!"
Duo sighed, slapping his hand on his forhead. "Oh man."
Heero looked at the braided boy. "What?"
"I met them! The lady was thick as a post. Oh Heero, if they're the ones with your Gundam, you had better pray for a miracle."
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Charl gripped the seat, hanging on for life as the sped through space. Why, why did he have to come along? "Odessa! where are we going?!"
Odessa looked at the moniter. "Operation Meteor."
"What?! Odessa we have to get this thing off auto pilot."
Odessa adjusted her sunglasses, continuing to press random buttons on the control panel. "I'm working on it...whats this do?"
Charl's eyes widened as she started to press a big red button. "Don't touch that!." He knocked her hand away. "Thats the self destruct Odessa. Isn't there an instruction manual?"
She nodded. "I found it in a Cracker Jack box. But I threw it out."
He coughed. "What?"
"It was a little boring."
He slapped his forehead. "Odessa do you have any idea what you just did?"
"nope."
Charl groaned.
"Gundam Wing Zero. Surrender now."
Charl's eyes widened. "Odessa turn on that view screen!"
"What view screen?"
"Oh for cryin...the one in front of you!"
Odessa looked up, staring at the moniter. "...Oh." Calmly she pressed a button, displaying several mobile suits, ready to attack. "Hmm." She tapped the screen. "It's broken."
Charl sighed. "Thats not broken. Not 3 minutes off and we get attacked. Perfect, just perfect."
The voice came over the com again. "I repeat Wing Zero. Surrender now or die."
"Oh thats great, just great. Got any new ideas Odessa?"
Odessa took a moment to think about this. "We could parachute out."
"Oh g..in the middle of space? Are you nuts?!"
Charl let out a yelp as a beam passed a few inches next to them.
"Odessa get this thing off auto pilot at least!"
Odessa shrugged. "Okay. My handbag Charl."
"Your handbag?"
When Odessa nodded, Charl sighed and dropped said bag into her hands. Caly Odessa openned it, pulling out an unopened box of Cracker Jacks. Casually she pulled off the dop and began eating the kernals one by one.
"Odessa!"
Odessa looked at her partner. "What?"
"You can't eat at a time like this!"
"I'm doing it right now."
Charl rubbed his temple. "Just..save it for later."
Odessa sighed. "Oh very well." She reached further into the box, pulling out a type of key. Calmy she inserted it into a conveniantly placed hole and turned. The gundam emitted a low humming sound before the auto pilot light stopped blinking.
Charl blinked in disbelief. "How did you do that?"
"It was in the instruction manual."
"I thought you threw that away."
"I didn't say that I didn't read it."
Charl sighed. "Just...get us out of here. Fast?"
Odessa nodded. "Okay."
There was a long pause before Charl finally spoke. "Now?"
"You might want to buckle up."
"Odessa there are no seatbelts."
Odessa shrugged. "Suit yourself."
She pressed what seemed to be a few random buttons and pulled the controlls, the gundum backing up about 30 yards. "Sorry, had it in reverse."
She pressed a few new buttons and pulled again. The mobile suit lurched forward, along with Charl and took off into space, leaving the other mobile suit pilots to ponder over what had just happened.