Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Juniper Squirrel ❯ Juniper Squirrel ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Disclaimers: I. Dont. Own. It.
Some old thing I had lying around. My pwp insanity
Juniper Squirrel
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Quatre: Wow. Look at that grass.
Trowa: *mildly confused* Yeah, it sure is something.
Duo: *raises brow and pops jelly bean into mouth*
Heero: *looks longingly at jelly bean bag in Duo's hand*
Wufei: Woof.
Quatre: O.o Wufei?
Wufei: Well I had to do SOMETHING *shifts in deck chair*
Trowa: Hey *points* look at that squirrel.
Quatre: Aww ^_^
Squirrel: *yoinks Duo's jelly bean bag* >)
Duo: O.O Hey!
Heero: Hm?
Duo: That flippin' squirrel just stole my jelly beans!
Trowa: ...
Wufei: ...
Heero: Were they Jolly Rancher jelly beans?
Duo: What does that have to do with anything?
Quatre: Does Jolly Rancher even make jelly beans?
Heero: I dunno.
Quatre: Then -why- would you ask if they were Jolly Rancher jelly beans?
Trowa: ...
Wufei: ...
Duo: *growls at squirrel* Gimme those back!
Heero: Because if Jolly Rancher made Jolly Rancher jelly beans I'd like to know
why a squirrel would choose the Jolly Rancher jelly bean over your normal bean.
Duo: O.o
Trowa: ...
Quatre: But Duo only had Jolly Rancher jelly beans so the squirrel really had no choice.
Duo: SOMEONE get my jelly beans back!
Heero: I thought they weren't Jolly Rancher jelly beans.
Quatre: Well -why- would the squirrel eat jelly beans in the first place?
Duo: SOMEONE?!
Heero: He seems to be enjoying them *watches jelly-bean-stealing squirrel in content*
Quatre: Do ya think he'd like black jelly beans?
Heero: Don't know. =/
Duo: Hello?! *waves arms around, almost falling off deck chair*
Trowa: ...
Wufei: ..
Trowa: @.@ ??
Wufei: Nani? I'm not a -total- copy-cat. *huffs*
Quatre: Do ya think the squirrel could play golf?
Heero: Why? Need a golf partner?
Trowa: *furrows brow and glares at Heero* He doesn't play golf.
Duo: Heero, if you don't get my jelly beans back I'm not putting out tonight. >_<
Heero: O.o
3,4,5: ...
Heero: *tackles poor, unsuspecting squirrel and rassels him on the lawn*
Duo: *grins*
Squirrel: O_x
Wufei: My money's on the jelly beans.
Quatre: Mine's in my pocket.
Trowa: ..huh?
Heero: *knocks over plastic flamingo but appears victorious* Mwahahahaha >=)
Duo: Yay! ^-^
Wufei: *wonders where this is going*
Heero: *hands Duo jelly bean bag and grabs his wrist* Let's go to bed.
Duo: *grins*
3,4,5: ...
~Owari!!~