Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Juniper Squirrel ❯ Juniper Squirrel ( Chapter 1 )

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Disclaimers: I. Dont. Own. It.

Some old thing I had lying around. My pwp insanity




Juniper Squirrel



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Quatre: Wow. Look at that grass.

Trowa: *mildly confused* Yeah, it sure is something.

Duo: *raises brow and pops jelly bean into mouth*

Heero: *looks longingly at jelly bean bag in Duo's hand*

Wufei: Woof.

Quatre: O.o Wufei?

Wufei: Well I had to do SOMETHING *shifts in deck chair*

Trowa: Hey *points* look at that squirrel.

Quatre: Aww ^_^

Squirrel: *yoinks Duo's jelly bean bag* >)

Duo: O.O Hey!

Heero: Hm?

Duo: That flippin' squirrel just stole my jelly beans!

Trowa: ...

Wufei: ...

Heero: Were they Jolly Rancher jelly beans?

Duo: What does that have to do with anything?

Quatre: Does Jolly Rancher even make jelly beans?

Heero: I dunno.

Quatre: Then -why- would you ask if they were Jolly Rancher jelly beans?

Trowa: ...

Wufei: ...

Duo: *growls at squirrel* Gimme those back!

Heero: Because if Jolly Rancher made Jolly Rancher jelly beans I'd like to know
why a squirrel would choose the Jolly Rancher jelly bean over your normal bean.

Duo: O.o

Trowa: ...

Quatre: But Duo only had Jolly Rancher jelly beans so the squirrel really had no choice.

Duo: SOMEONE get my jelly beans back!

Heero: I thought they weren't Jolly Rancher jelly beans.

Quatre: Well -why- would the squirrel eat jelly beans in the first place?

Duo: SOMEONE?!

Heero: He seems to be enjoying them *watches jelly-bean-stealing squirrel in content*

Quatre: Do ya think he'd like black jelly beans?

Heero: Don't know. =/

Duo: Hello?! *waves arms around, almost falling off deck chair*

Trowa: ...

Wufei: ..

Trowa: @.@ ??

Wufei: Nani? I'm not a -total- copy-cat. *huffs*

Quatre: Do ya think the squirrel could play golf?

Heero: Why? Need a golf partner?

Trowa: *furrows brow and glares at Heero* He doesn't play golf.

Duo: Heero, if you don't get my jelly beans back I'm not putting out tonight. >_<

Heero: O.o

3,4,5: ...

Heero: *tackles poor, unsuspecting squirrel and rassels him on the lawn*

Duo: *grins*

Squirrel: O_x

Wufei: My money's on the jelly beans.

Quatre: Mine's in my pocket.

Trowa: ..huh?

Heero: *knocks over plastic flamingo but appears victorious* Mwahahahaha >=)

Duo: Yay! ^-^

Wufei: *wonders where this is going*

Heero: *hands Duo jelly bean bag and grabs his wrist* Let's go to bed.

Duo: *grins*

3,4,5: ...


~Owari!!~