Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Juno Goes to Kindergarden ❯ Juno goes to Kindergarden ( Chapter 1 )

Juno Goes to Kindergarten

 

( Pray for the teachers and feel sorry for the principle)

 

Disclaimer: None the Gundam Wing Characters belong to me. The only character that I own is Juno.

 

Heero was having a very nice dream which included Duo, lots of chocolate sauce, and whipped cream, when something jumped on his stomach and tore him from sleep. He opened his eyes to see the smiling and much too cheerful little girl who had his Prussian blue eyes.

 

“Juno, it is 5 o'clock in the morning,” Heero said as he glared at his daughter, “ Why are you up at this God forsaken hour?”

 

“It's going to be my first day of school I'm really really excited. I just wanted to be up early so I won't be late for my very first day of school,” Juno said as she bounced on the bed.

 

“Juno, school starts at eight o'clock, go back to sleep,” Heero said staring at Duo who did not wake up during the conversation. Heero figured that Duo could sleep through a mobile suit battle if he felt like it. He looked back at Juno and repeated himself, “Back to bed.”

 

“Okay, Daddy,” Juno said as she left.

 

* * *

 

Juno left her daddies to sleep and went back to her room. She knew that she wouldn't be able to go back to sleep so she decided to find something to do. After a few minutes she had an idea. “Hmmm…I can make something for show and tell,” she said to herself, “I can make a working bomb to show in class, I doubt they have seen that before.”

 

The little girl purposely bounced to the closet and rummaged through the boxes there. “I know the parts are here somewhere…” she mumbled to herself, “now where did I put them…”

 

* * *

 

The shrilling alarm clock woke Heero up at seven o'clock in the morning, he sat up and glanced over at his still sleeping lover.

 

“Duo, wake up,” he said and Duo's only reply was to groan and pull the blanket over his head.

 

Heero decided to give up for the moment and enjoy taking a shower before Duo used up all the hot water. He stumbled out of bed and headed for the shower. After he showered and dressed the short haired man walked over to the bed where Duo still lay sleeping, he had a small grin on his face and an amused glint in his eye. Without warning Heero grabbed a handful of sheets and pulled them off the bed along with Duo. Duo hit the floor with a large thunk, he was very awake now.

 

“Why the hell did you do that,” Duo yelled annoyed as he rubbed his back.

 

“You needed to get up and this method is very effective,” was the reply.

 

But you ruined a perfectly good dream, it was just getting interesting,” Duo whined as he got up.

 

“Did the dream include chocolate sauce and whipped cream?” Heero asked amused.

 

“Hey, how did you…” Duo paused and continued, “Oh, you`re sick Yuy, but that's what I love about you.” Duo grinned and as he walked toward the shower he gave Heero a quick kiss on the lips and then walked on humming happily.

 

* * *

 

Later down in the kitchen Heero watched warily as Duo proceeded to eat his fourth bowel of some extremely sugary cereal, which if he remembered correctly was called Sugar Blast. He was not fond of a sugar high Duo, he was way to hyperactive.

 

The blue eyed man looked over at his daughter, Juno also seemed to have eaten too much sugar, and she was happily bouncing and looked unusually cheerful even for her. He wondered if she was planning to blow something up, she was always happy about that, now that he thought about it that description also described Duo fairly well too. He wondered who was rubbing off on whom.

 

“Juno how many bowels did you have?” Heero asked.

 

“Only three,” Juno replied innocently. Heero wasn't sure why she was trying to look innocent, that usually meant she was about to do something that was interesting to her, and he wasn't quite sure he really wanted to know. So he just commented, “Sounds like a certain braided-baka that we know.”

 

Upon hearing this Duo attempted to say something, which came out as a mumbled bunch of noises that might had been words if he hadn't had food in his mouth. He then stopped to swallow the food and tried again, “Very funny, but, hey, I am a growing boy.” Duo grinned and proceeded to finish his cereal.

 

Heero gave Duo a look of disbelief and glanced at the clock. “Time to go,” he said.

 

Heero got up and headed to the garage with Juno following right behind. Duo, on the other hand wasn't quite ready yet, he scrambled around trying to find everything he needed. He ran out the door and into the driveway, jumping into the car before Heero pulled onto the street. “You could have waited,” Duo said annoyed.

 

“We don't want Juno to be late for her first day of school,” Heero said straight faced. Duo just huffed and turned to stare out the window. Heero glanced in his rearview mirror and saw Juno give him a thumbs up. He gave her a small smile and then turned his attention to the road.

 

It took Duo all of a minute to forgive Heero and he talked happily with Juno on the rest of the ride to the school. Heero pulled up it the curb in the drop off area and parked. Heero looked at the school; it was nothing amazing, a typical school. It would probably need remodeling after Juno was done with it, he mused. He turned around and asked Juno, “Ready?”

 

“Yep,” she replied and got out of the car after giving both her daddies a kiss on the cheek.

 

“Juno, remember not to blow anything up today, you need to leave something for tomorrow,” Duo told her with a grin. Juno laughed as she turned and walked to her new school.

 

As they drove away Duo turned to Heero with a large grin on his face and eyes laughing and said “I just thought of something: The teachers are definitely in for an interesting year with Juno, Don't cha think?”

 

“Hn” was Heero's only reply, but he had to admit, Duo was right. Those poor teachers wouldn't know what hit them.

 

* * *

 

 

Juno was so excited it was her first day of school: a new place, new things to learn, and new thing to blow up. She found her room and set her bag on a hook in the closet and chose a place to sit. Most of the other kids in her class were already seated and they looked bored as they waited for their teacher. Juno hoped her teacher was a good one otherwise she would have to revolt. After that thought Juno sat grinning in anticipation of meeting her new teacher.

 

A few minutes passed and her teacher walked in. She was short, slim with long blond hair loose down her back and blue eyes. The teacher stood in front of the class and introduced herself. “Hello children, I am your teacher for this year. You can call me Ms. Kenning. We are going to have so much fun this year, aren't we?” The teacher smiled sweetly as the students replied “Yes, Ms. Kenning.”

 

Juno did not like the tone of the teachers voice, she was talking to them like they were idiots, and Juno was no idiot. Juno decided to give her teacher the benefit of the doubt and a chance to change her mind, she didn't know Juno yet. One chance though, only one.

 

“Now class let's do the alphabet. Does anyone know it?” Ms. Kenning asked sweetly.

 

The tone of voice bugged Juno and then it hit her, Ms. Kenning reminded her of Relena Dorlain, the woman who was always trying to steal her Daddy. That was it, Juno decided, the teacher had to go now. Juno raised her hand grinning in anticipation and said sweetly, “I know it.”

 

“Well, Juno, say it for us.”

 

Juno sang the alphabet song and decided to say a few things to her teacher. “Ms. Kenning, can we do something else, this is sooooo boring. I learned the English Alphabet when I was one and by the age of two I was able to speak Japanese, English, French, Arabic, and Chinese (she is such an overachiever). I also know how to subtract, add, multiply and divide and I can read very well,” Juno said all this with an innocent look on her face.

 

By the end of Juno's speech the teacher looked like she was in shock as did several of the other students in the class. Juno loved it, driving people nuts was so much fun for her. The teacher just stood there for a few minutes and then said bewildered, `Um, how about I take you to the principles office and he can sort this out.” Her teacher gave her a brittle smile as she said this.

 

Juno just smiled and followed her teacher to the principal's office. She mentally celebrated, and thought, yeah, no more Ms. Relena look-a-like. It was just the first day and she had already given a least one teacher a near nervous break down, it was almost as fun as blowing things up, almost.

 

* * *

 

Fifteen minutes later Juno found herself in the Principle's office waiting for one of her Dads, probably Heero, to show up. She guessed right, a few minutes later Heero walked in the door and headed straight to Juno.

 

“You didn't destroy anything yet, have you?” Heero asked.

 

“No,” Juno replied truthfully, Heero only meant property not a persons mind.

 

At that moment the Principle came over and greeted Heero. “Mr. Yuy, I have some great news for you. Juno will be moving up a couple of grades, Fourth grade to be precise. She is exceedingly bright and we wanted to notify you before we changed her class.”

 

Heero was not that surprised, he had always known that Juno was smart, but he was very proud of her. He didn't say anything he just smiled at Juno, which she knew was better than any words he could give her.

 

Juno remembered something then, “Oh, but I didn't get to show what I brought for show and tell.”

 

“Well, I could see it,” the Principle said ignorantly. His response could be put in the category of famous last word, which he would soon find out.

 

Juno pulled something out of her bag which looked extremely similar to a bomb. The Principle visibly paled and asked in shock, “Um, is that a bomb?”

 

“Yes, I made it myself,” Juno said proudly.

 

“Made it,” the Principle repeated bewildered.

 

Heero looked at what Juno was holding and calmly stated, “Juno you forgot to turn off the timer.”

 

“Oops. I guess I did,” she paused and turned the timer off. “It's okay, there was twenty seconds left and it was only a small bomb.”

 

At that the Principle fainted. Heero looked calmly at Juno and told her, “Juno, its one thing to bring a bomb to school and a completely different thing to have a timer on it. Give it to me and I will take it home.”

 

Juno handed it to him; she could always make another one. Heero turned to leave and said, “I have to go see you later.” Juno waved goodbye and waited for the Principle to wake up.

 

 

Five minutes later he woke up and stared at Juno. Early retirement was starting to look better and better. He quickly gave her a note with her new classroom number on and told her to go. After she left the Principle sat heavily in his chair and contemplated having a mental breakdown.

 

* * *

 

The classroom was easy to find and Juno just walked in. It would probably be a major understatement to say the teacher was surprised to see Juno, but when she saw the note she had to accept it.

 

“Well, class we seem to have another student. This is Juno Yuy. Juno you can sit where you want.”

 

Juno found a seat next to a redheaded girl. “Hello. I'm Marimea Kushrenada,” the girl said surprising Juno.

 

“The same one who tried to take over the world, but was really just a puppet for an evil, insane man?” Juno asked curiously.

 

“Yes,” was the reply from Marimea.

 

“Cool,” was Juno's response.

 

“Class I am going to hand out our supply list now, take one and pass it on. Once you get one you may talk for awhile, it is almost lunch time,” the teacher told them.

 

“So Juno, are you any relation to Heero Yuy?” Marimea asked.

 

Yes, he's my dad.”

 

“Really, then this year should definitely prove to be very interesting. It must have been fun skipping all of those grades,” Marimea asked as she shifted closer to Juno.

 

“Yeah, but I really didn't mind kindergarten, it was just the teacher that annoyed me. She reminded me of Relena Peacecraft,” Juno replied as she scanned the room for potential victims.

 

“That's bad?” the older girl asked confused.

 

“Very bad,” Juno paused to consider how to explain it. “She's a great world leader, but she acts like a complete moron, a love sick puppy, which keeps following my father around. He has even promised to kill her a few times, but she still won't stop. She hates Duo and my Dad being together, I can't stand that. So if you leave her and me in the same room for more then five minutes I will not be responsible for my action.”

 

“How do you know she is still after your dad,” Marimea asked, she was interested to hear Juno's explanation.

 

“Oh that's easy. All I have to do is hack into her e-mail and read it. Oh, I also watch her on her own security system, seems fitting,” Juno replied.

 

“You hack,” older girl smiled mischievously. Juno didn't miss the look, she understood it perfectly. She used the same smile all the time. “You have an idea?” Juno asked already knowing the answer.

 

“I think I have a way to get Relena off you back for a while…” Marimea outlined her plans to Juno for the rest of the time before they went to lunch. They both had the mischievous look on their faces.

 

* * *

 

Lunch was very fun for Juno. She and her new friend, Marimea, were able to start a food fight which sort of turned into a food war. No one ever found out that they started it and they just enjoyed the show from under the cover of one of the cafeteria tables. As lunch ended it was quite a sight to see. Most of the kids were a mess and even the lunch monitors were covered in food. As two of them left for their class Juno said something that should have scared anyone who heard it, “This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”

 

The rest of the school day was a lot of fun and Juno had found a best friend, someone who enjoyed hacking and the pleasures of destruction.

 

* * *

 

Heero picked up Juno from school and took her home. On the way back he asked, “How was school?”

 

“Fun. I have a cool teacher and I made a new best friend. I love school, it is going to be so much fun,” Juno was smiling and bouncing in the back seat as she talked. Heero looked at her and smiled, happy that she enjoyed school. He spent the rest of the ride home listening to Juno ramble about her day.

 

* * *

 

Juno sat at her computer and sent an e-mail to Relena. The girl couldn't wait to see her reaction. She had also promised Marimea full details later, she would do better; she would give her the video. She was watching the feed from Relena's security camera placed in her room.

 

* * *

 

Relena walked over to her computer and opened her e-mail account. She opened the newest one and stared in shock, on the screen there were several very interesting pictures of Duo and Heero, ones showing there close relationship to even the most dense. (I leave it up to your imagination).

 

Once the shock wore off she read a note at the bottom: Heero belongs to Duo. Relena finally snapped, she started screaming, crying, and cursing (in several languages). Her screams could be heard for miles around.

 

* * *

 

Juno was laughing hysterically; she would have a great story and great footage for Marimea tomorrow. She went to bed a very happy girl.

 

* * *

 

Duo had heard Juno laughing as he and Heero lay in bed. Duo leaned closer to Heero and commented, “I think Juno just did something to Relena, not that I care that much.”

 

“Hn,” was his lovers only reply.

 

“Well as long as she is happy she can't do too much damage,” Duo said amused.

 

“Duo, this is Juno,” Heero pointed out his braided lover.

 

“Oh, good point. She can do a lot of damage easily just like her father.” Duo was about to say something else but Heero shut him up with a kiss. After that they much better things to do then talk.

 

The End….for now.

 

To be continued in Juno's Birthday Party