Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ kiss of a dragon ❯ Kiss of a Dragon ( Chapter 3 )

Summary: Wufei's been hiding his growing attraction to the former Death-scythe pilot for years now. Will he be able to keep it hidden with this sudden slumber party Duo's cooked up? What will be revealed under the masks and Jammies?!?!?!

A/N: OMG!!! I can't believe the amount of reviews I've gotten for this! It makes me feel so warm and gooey inside knowing people out there actually like my shit…*eh* stuff. Anyhoo, thanx everybody for the reviews, there were even a few who put me on their favorites list…and how do I know this? Because everyone who reviewed that had an account got viewed by me ~_^. I wanted to read the stuff you guys were writing or like and there were a few that actually had me under their favorite authors or stories or both. Thank you sooo much, it makes me feels really warm and mushy all over knowing you like my little drabbles.

Pairings: 2X5, 3X4, 1XR. I'm not particularly fond of 1XR pairings being a yaoi fan-girl and all but hey, Lina needs her nookie every now and then too. Right?

Disclaimer: Don't own it, wish I did, but I don't. Very poor person so it really would be a waste of time suing me. I write for fun, absolutely no money is being made off of this…trust me.

Warning: Yaoi, bad language, nookie and such. Don't like, don't read. It's simple really.

Well that's all for now, Enjoy!

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Kiss of a Dragon: Chapter 3

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The presence of my partner standing before my desk calling my name for the third time didn't even register until said voice gave a disembodied sigh and released the band restraining what was left of my once immaculate ponytail.

Which was no longer so, thanks to Maxwell the human typhoon. (1)

I'd mistakenly come to the conclusion shortly after Duo's departure that attempting to rip my hair out by the roots would somehow alleviate my stress.

The end result… an enormous headache that was borderline migraine, a throbbing scalp, and disheveled hair.

And my hair ripping theory was of course, shot to hell and back. But that's a whole other story, one I would not object to burying deep beneath the pile of immensely embarrassing occurrences in my life that I could have done without.

…But aside from that.

The feeling of my heavy mane settling along my back as those gentle fingers messaged the tension out of my neck and shoulders was absolute bliss.

Almost as good as when I was wrapped in Duo's arms pressed up against his warm…

--Whoa, stop! Bad thoughts, bad thoughts! Back to Sally, back to the massage--

Yes, back to the Sally, a relatively safe place.

The pressure burned only for a moment before settling into…well, for lack of a better term; a warm gooey feeling. And ooooo what a wonderfully gooey feeling it was.

There was a peaceful silence between us with me receiving one hell of a massage, but I knew it wouldn't be long before my blissfully silent peace was broken by none other than my own masseuse.

"So, you want to talk about it?" She breathed off handedly.

And there went my peace, waving at me as it was dragged away in chains.

"No." I rasped into the cocoon of my arms. I could almost feel the rolling of her eyes with my snippy response, as she would call it.

"Wufei, can I give you some friendly advice?"

"No." I grated again, trying to let her know in my usual manner how much I loathed the thought of this topic becoming a full blown conversation.

The hairs on my neck were ruffled slightly by an amused huff of air as she some how found my response humorous. Funny how often today she's found situations at my expense comical.

--And how a huff of air is supposed to sound amused I really could not tell you, but Sally somehow managed it--

"Wufei."

"Whaaaaat?" I drawled in a way that I know I picked up from Duo. Damn it! And I might as well damn him while I'm at it! I really was hanging around that baka too often, especially since I'm beginning to pick up a good many of his less than admirable habits.

"Wufei..."

Maybe I should start distancing myself from him for a while.

"Wufei…"

Yes that's exactly what I'll do, that way I'll be able to…

"WUFEI!"

"WHAT!?" I said startled. My head snapped away from the fold of my arms fast enough to almost give me whiplash. That would be something else the good doctor could take care of later.

"You do realize that I'm going to give it to you anyway, right?"

"Huh?" I answered intelligently. "Give me what?"

Sally sighed in an exasperated way, more than likely trying to keep a lid on her patience.

"The advice you nim-rod." She ground through clenched teeth.

My own exasperated sigh killed the brief silence in the office. "Yes Sally, I am very much aware of how you will prattle on about your views and opinions concerning whatever or whoever interests you the most at the time; whether the recipient of the advice," I said sarcastically, "is willing to hear it or not."

"Ok, just making sure." She said tonelessly.

Those magical fingers increased the pressure on a particularly sore spot and our witty banter was all of forgotten. At least it was as far as I was concerned.

I had more pressing matters to attend to, like how…

My train of thought was derailed as Sally cut into it by hitting just the right spot. "Ancestors..." I said in a breathy moan.

"Right there Sally. Ah yeeeeesssssss, right there."

An irrepressible groan slipped past my lips setting off a chain reaction.

The hands on my shoulders faltered for just a second before quickly resuming their previous actions in another, more tender spot, which just so happened to hurt and feel incredible all at once.

I groaned again, arching my back slightly. What could I do, the woman knew what she was doing. Hell, with the day I'd had the onna could slather me in bacon grease and use my body as a human sled down preventors main hallway. I wouldn't mind too much… just as long as she kept up her ministrations on my neck and shoulders she could do whatever the hell she wanted.

But sadly enough those wonderfully gifted hands stopped completely this time. I suppose great minds don't think alike after all.

"Hey," I said groggily. Why'd you stop?

"Lord." She breathed." So help me Wufei. I love you like a brother and consider you a very close and personal friend of mine but if you do that one more time I can not guarantee that you will leave this office with your virginity in tact."

I could only pause mid-moan as I was hit head on with that little proclamation. "Come again?" I answered cleverly. What in the hell did my virginity as well as the some-what dysfunctional relationship we shared have to do with me appreciating and enjoying my much needed massage?

And again, why the hell did she stop!?

I blinked several times and then once more for good measure before I could even begin to find my voice.

"Sally," I asked calmly, "what in the seven hells are you talking about?!"

To say that I was more than a little disturbed by her peculiar behavior would have been a climatic understatement.

The presence of the blonde woman left my shoulders cold and tingling as she relocated herself at the head of my desk.

Her piercing blue gaze drilled into my forehead, probably doing her level best to visually burn a hole through my skull with just her retina alone.

She stared at my head until she'd come to some conclusion and slammed her palms hard onto the surface of my desk, causing several items to jump and fall in the process.

"Wufei, look at me!" she growled.

I gave a long suffering sigh before elevating my own tired coal eyes from the horrible demise of my staple dispenser to her slightly crazy…I mean clear blue eyes.

I looked at her, fully intent on pretending to listen and nod accordingly to her every word. But then she went and threw me off my center…again.

"When is the last time you looked in the mirror Wufei, and I don't mean you just happened to look up as you were brushing your teeth. I mean truly stopped to assess your features?"

Sadly enough the whole looking up as I brushed my teeth scenario was going to be my answer. However, now that I am actually being forced to think about it…

"I don't know," I answered solemnly. "Why does that not surprise me?" Sally groaned, massaging her temples as if she were going through some kind of physical pain.

I was suspicious now. Why did she want to know anyway? "What exactly are you getting at?!" I lifted an eyebrow in question at her irritated glare.

Sally gave a long suffering sigh, much like my own earlier exclamation of breath before looking at me levelly.

"Are you listening to me? I want to make sure you hear every word I say and then I want you to go home and marinate on it." She said. "Are you listening Wufei?"

The nasty little twitch my left eyebrow had developed shortly after starting to work with Sally and Duo was beginning to kick into overdrive.

"Yes, Sally." I was getting really irritated. "You have my undivided attention."

"Good," she said. "Now then, Wufei?"

"Yes." I answered tiredly.

"You are one sexy son of a bitch." She said calmly.

The hand that had been comfortably supporting my chin half a second ago was now no where to be seen and my head had suddenly and very painfully become well acquainted with my desk.

Or rather the scattered staples on my desk. That; however did little to deter Sally from her current one sided explanation of what she deemed my more admirable physical attributes.

Admirable attributes? Well, if medical school gave the woman anything besides a license to kill- I mean heal, it was an extensive vocabulary.

I used my left hand to halt Sally's tirade since my right was busy digging out the staples that had taken the liberty of imbedding themselves into my forehead.

I don't really think the blood vessels in my face could stand to hear anymore of how nice a package I seemed to have or how gorgeous she thought I would look naked with my hair down flowing around in a hard breeze.

Where the breeze would come from I really don't know but then I wasn't all that thrilled about the idea of standing naked in front of her, in the middle of a tornado with my hair wet and smacking me, therefore stinging me in my eyes and on various parts of my anatomy anyway.

"Sally," I breathed, wincing as the last staple painfully let go of my face. She continued to ramble on as I slowly moved on to another task, picking away at the little metal demons that had caught themselves in the ends of my freed hair.

"Onna! I said, losing my patience. Was there a point to all of this or is it just one of those random things you do to seriously disturb me?" I swear she and Maxwell were in cahoots.

…Cahoots!? Damn it! I swear I have to get away from that idiot before he takes over my mind and what in the hell is she going on about now? My eyes widened as I caught the tail end of her thought.

"Mmmmm and you have such a nice tight little ass, I wonder…"

Just on a hunch, I don't think she was listening to a word I said earlier.

"…and don't even let me get started on your chest and…"

"Sally."

"…again, with your hair down…"

"SALLY!" Ok the woman was seriously starting to scare me. What is or rather what was your point?!" I yelled. "She probably didn't even have one." I muttered under my breath.

She stopped, thankfully just as she was getting into the types of noises and faces I would make.

I wonder what kind of faces Duo makes during sex, the sounds he would make as I lick…ah! Bad thoughts, bad thoughts!

J in a thong…J in a thong…J in a thong…

"My point? She said confused, thankfully breaking into my mental mantra. "Damn, what was my point?" She whispered to herself.

I sighed as I put the staples into the small waste basket under my desk. "Why you stopped, and the um…" I paused feeling my cheeks heat up at the thought of what had started her little monologue.

"And the ummmmm…?" she said urging me to continue.

"The whole sexy comment." I muttered, thoroughly embarrassed. It took all of my pride and will power to keep from averting my eyes from her smirking visage as it suddenly dawned on her.

"Ooooohhhh that." She put her finger to her chin and looked me dead in the eye. "Well to put it even more bluntly Wufei.

You are one yummy piece of eye candy and since I am the only one that you have ever really let your hair down around…" she paused to look at my disheveled mane which was probably sticky up at all sorts of odd angles at the moment; "figuratively and literally, I can honestly say that you really are bones jumping material." And she said it with an evil twinkle in her eye, like...like she had a fricken evil twinkle in her fricken EYE!

Stunned… me? Hell no! Scared shitless? Maybe, just a little.

"…and," she said, hopefully concluding the explanation that I just had to have. "Now don't take this the wrong way hun but the sight of you with your hair loose, back arched, and moaning in wanton abandon was pretty much panty wetting material." And she said it all without batting an eye.

"Your hot stuff Wufei, and If I didn't have Noin already I'd seriously consider…"

"Sally!" Is it possible to die from a constant on-flow of blood rushing to one particular part of the body? Kind of how my blood decided to take up residence in my groin when Duo…damn it! Chang shut up!

"Sally I really am not all that curious to hear the rest of this explicit explanation of yours so save me and the infirmary a long sleepless night and get to the point." Ok, so I was a bit irritated. What did you expect? I spent the beginning of my day being double teamed by my partner and `so called friend', my afternoon being shamefully seduced, and my night having what little blood I had left play tag relay throughout my body. I just wanted to go home and meditate…

Oh who the hell am I fooling? I was dead ass tired. Meditating be damned, I'm going home to sleep. Maybe some oolong tea to settle my nerves and…

"Wufei?" Sally said. Her voice sounded airy, as if she were calling me from a distance. I looked over and realized that she actually was at a distance, heading straight for the door, coat and files in hand. "Well Chang it has been…"she paused as if to think hard for a good adjective, "an interesting day." She said smirking through her teeth.

I glared, what else could I do. The woman has been the bane of my existence for some time now, especially today and I still have yet to successfully run her out of town or at the very most the office. She and Maxwell…Duo, must have a similar genetic make up that allows them to be immune to my glares and common sense.

"Whatever woman, go home so I can get at least some of the work, you neglected to assist in by the way, done so that I may go home at a somewhat reasonable hour."

"Yeah yeah Fei. You know you love me." She laughed, turning and waving on her way out. "Oh and Wufei?"

"What Now Po!?"

She looked at me like a wolf at an injured lamb in an open field. That look scared me. "Ya don't have to be so snippy." She said with a cracked grin. "Anyway, I've decided to waive that prostate exam for another day." The grin hadn't left her lips.

"And why is that?" I asked cautiously. She had an ulterior motive; I could taste it in the air. Kind of like how you can taste when something stinks…don't ask.

She continued on her way out the door as she answered me. "Oh no reason really…except that Duo pretty much begged me on bended knee to let him handle your prostate exam himself."

"Oh, well if that's all you-WHAT!?"

Her cackle could be heard for miles as she closed the door on my mortified face.

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Hey all sorry this took so long I was having…uh…issues. Anyhoo, I am not all that happy about how this chapter turned out but well work with me here people I'm still learning. Anyway, once again Id just like to thank everyone out there who reviewed my little drabble here. You all have no idea how happy it makes me to check my mail and see "Review Alert!" It honestly warms my warped little heart.

There are fragments galore and yes, I admit it; I have this sick twisted little kink concerning Wufei's virginity and making him blush. What can I say; his hidden innocence turns me on like a virgin does a vibrator.

So u all know the drill. R&R, ya love it, ya hate? Whatever your opinion, let me know.

TaTa ~_^

Yeah it's a reference to Trigun so sue me…wait never mind don't do that.