Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Lady Une & Noin Go Shoppin'! ❯ Lady Une & Noin Go Shoppin'! ( Prologue )

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Lady Une & Noin Go Shoppin'!


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Ok, I know these may seem OCC, but we
have no idea what these people are like out side of they're uniforms and
outside they're military ' personality'. This fic also makes references to a
really cool Irish comedy called Father Ted (We get it in the UK but I'm not
sure about the US), If you know it that's good but if you don't it doesn't
really matter. So bear with me and this ones for the OZ-ies *Enjoy* -Jayde
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Lady Une & Noin Go Shoppin'!



Treize was sitting in his large leather
chair admiring his roses when he heard a knock at the door. "You may enter." he
called. Then he saw Lady Une (Hair down but in uniform) with a mischievous
smile on her face. It was a rear treat that made their newfound relationship
extra special.



"Your Excellency, may I ask for the rest of
today off?" She asked as she approached his large oak desk.



He smiled and replied, "Lady, I hardly
think that you need to call me 'Excellency' when we're alone like this."



"I know, Sir. But we are still in uniform."
She blushed as she remembered the last time she said that to him. He soon took
off their unif- *Snap out of it Une, concentrate! You've got to learn not to
say that in front of him! Well at least if I want to get out any time today.* "Oh,
and Sir, can I take Lt.Noin with me? It's vital that she comes too." She said
seriously.



He looked at her carefully and answered
"Alright." And as Lady Une turned to leave Treize's office he called out "But
make sure your back by tonight!" and as she turned to see him, he winked. Lady
Une turned fully to see him and saluted "Yes, Sir!" then left.



"I wonder where she's going. And in such a
rush. Quite inelegant." Treize said as he turned to a comm. link that was
bleeping for him to answer. *It must have been bleeping for quite a while,
but I haven't noticed. But she's always had that effect on me.*









When Lady Une got to her mansion she rushed
to her comm. link and dialed Noin's number. It took a few seconds before Noin
appeared on the screen.



"Colonel Une." Noin saluted.



Lady Une raised her hand dismissively, "No
need for formalities, Noin. I got us our day off!" She smiled.



"Oh great! Are we shopping then?" Noin
asked. Since Une had been dating Treize and Noin had been dating Zechs the
girls had decided to arrange a day to go shopping and surprise the men in their
lives when they got back from work.



"Yep. Will you be 'round mine in about 20
minutes?"



"Yeah, sure. Major credit cards?"



"Hell yeah! Well…Treize's major credit
cards." Lady Une hardly went shopping and didn't see the reason behind them.
But she doesn't get paid till another two weeks. "See ya' then, Noin!"



"Yeah, see ya' in twenty. Noin out!"









About seventeen minutes later there was a
knock at Une's door. "I'm coming!" Lady Une called as she rushed to the door in
nothing but a towel after having a quick shower. When she did open the door she
saw Noin in a pair of tight black bootleg pants and a small white spaghetti strap
top.



"Is that what your wearing?" Asked Une who
was a little shocked to see Noin in civilian clothes.



"Yeah, what were you expecting? My OZ
uniform??" Noin paused "Oh, you were expecting me to wear my uniform!" Noin
rushed in to (Treize and) Une's mansion to see Une's uniform ready to wear laid
out on the bed.



"Une, do you have any normal clothes?" Noin
asked jokingly as she leaned against the bedroom door.



"Only a few." Une admitted as she rummaged
through her wardrobe for a minute or so. "Hmmmm…..I suppose this'll have to
do." She said as she pulled out a form fitting mid-length skirt and a tight
little light purple blouse. "Noin, do me a favor and get my bag from the
kitchen, please."



"Ok." *Wow, she said please. First time
for everything I suppose.*



By the time she arrived back to Lady Une's
bedroom Une had changed and was making slight adjustments to her blouse.



"Y'ready?" Called Noin as she held up Une's
bag.



"K, let's go." Une said as she took her bag
from Noin.









"So where shall we go first, Noin?" Asked
Une as she put the car back into gear after waiting for the traffic lights to
change to green.



"I don't know, let's just go everywhere!"
Noin said excitedly. Noin had figured that since Une had only a few civilian
clothes in her wardrobe that Lady Une wasn't really much of a shopper.



"What excuse did you use on Zechs?" Asked
Une as she turned into a parking lot that was quite close to the mall.



"I didn't need one!" Noin laughed.



"He knows your shopping?"



"Nope, he left early in the morning and
left me a note saying he was gonna 'protect Relena and her virginity from that
baka 01 pilot', if I remember correctly." She giggled. "Poor Zechs hasn't been
the same since Heero was dared by Duo to kiss Releena at that party a few weeks
back! Now he seems to think that they're gonna elope or somethin'!"



"Who'd of thought Zechs could be so
overprotective." Laughed Lady Une, as they both got out of the car and walked
into the mall.









The first shop they visited was a nice
clothes shop near the entrance of the mall; Noin said that she gets most of her
clothes from there.



"Ooooo! Une look at this dress!!" Noin
yelled from the other side of the large shop. When Lady Une got to where Noin
was she saw a gorgeous red satin long ball dress. That hugs the chest and flows
at the feet. It was stunning.



"Oh, wow!" Une said in awe. "Y'gonna get
it?"



Noin laughed "Ha! Me? Get this?! Y'must be
joking! Where would I where this?!" Zechs hardly ever goes to the OZ
balls and banquets that are held by Treize twice a year. "I thought maybe you
would get it."



"Y'think it would suit me?" Une asked
imaging that she was in the dress instead of a manikin and there was an
imaginary Treize whisking her away to the most expensive restaurant in town.



"Of course, it'll suit you! Besides Treize
is taking you to Operas and all that, isn't he?"



"Well yeah," agreed Une.



"Well that answers that. Go on Une, buy
it!" Noin said, trying to sound hypnotic. "Buy it Une, you know you want
to!" Then as a last ditch resort she then tried "Treize will LOVE it, you
wouldn't want to embarrass him by always dressing in your OZ uniform.



"Oh, go on then!" Une said as she bowed to Noin's pressure.



*It's a good job she decided to buy it now
or otherwise I'd have had to do the Mrs. Doyle impression from Father Ted, and
she hates it when I do that, especially since I'm crap at Irish accents!* She could see it now *::Will y'not buy the dress Une,…a'go on!,
go on!, go on!, go on!, go on!, go on!, go on!, go on!, go on!, go on!, go on!,
go on!, go on!, GO ON!!!!:: But then Une will bite my head off!*

But Mrs. Doyle wasn't Une's favorite
character. Her favorite was Father Jack; the oldest (nuttiest) priest who's
only words were 'Feck! (Fuck), Arse! and Drink!'

*I'll have to ask why he's her favorite
lat-*



"Noin!" Une shouted and held her latest
purchase in the shop bag. "Noin, do you have any idea how much that dress was?"



Snapping out of her thoughts Noin turned to
Une and said "Errr, nope. How much was it?"



"$1500! I've never sent so much on one
piece of clothing before." *On any piece of clothing, more like*



"But you still bought it though, didn't
you?"



"Hell yeah. I put it on Treize's Gold card.
I shouldn't think he'd mind. Seems though I'm really wearing it for his sake."



"Yeah, I'd like to see his face when he
sees you in it!" Noin giggled.



"That'll be funny! Have you found anything
for yourself, Noin?"



"Just a few tops and that." Noin answered
generally.









A few hours, 2 manicures and 14 bags of new
clothes later Lady Une and Noin decided to get some lunch at a small Italian
style restaurant. As they finished their meal Lady Une looked into her bag and
reached for her cell phone. "Hmmmm…I thought this was quiet." She mumbled as
she turned it on and noticed that there were messages sent to her via the cell
phone. "24 new messages?"



"Wow, not an emergency call from OZ is it?"
Asked Noin, who seemed a bit worried.



"Nope, all from Treize." She smiled as she read
through them. "Hey Noin, listen to this: 'Where r u, Une?', 'I miss u Une',
'I need you Lady!'" Noin giggled. Une continued. "It goes on and on.
I should never of told him how to text me when I'm out. I'll have to text him
back." She starts punching out a message to Treize. "Y'know Noin, your lucky
Zechs isn't like this!" she said a bit distractedly.



"Yeah, he'd rather whine down the phone to
me! What are you typing back to him?"



"I'm telling him his in for a surprise when
he gets back!" Une laughed. Then she sent the text message. Then the phone
bleeped. "Oh, here's a reply from Treize. "Oh my precious Lady, I was afraid
something had happened to you. I can't
wait to see you!"



"Awwww, that's soooo lovely!" Noin cooed.



"I'll text him back again." Une spent
another minute or so punching out and sending the message. "Ok, that's done.
One more shop and we'll go home."



"Ok." Noin agreed as she got up and they
each collected their own bags.



"Hey Une, your cell phone hasn't bleeped in
a while, what did you type?"



"Oh, just that I love him and I'm running
out of credit and can't text him anymore. Which, in not so many words, is 'Sod
off and be patient!'"



"Oh, Une your cruel to that man!" Noin
joked as she taped Une on the arm.



"Am not!" Une practically shouted
childishly.



"Hey Une! Look! An underwear shop!" Noin
shouted as she dragged Une in with her.



"Hey wouldn't Zechs love this on me!" Said
Noin as she held up a black lacy bra, matching thong and a black see-through
robe.



"Yeah, his eyes will bug out!" Laughed Une.



"Oooo, there's a satiny version here! What
do you think Une? This," holding up the lacy bra, "or this?" holding up the
satin bra.



"Go with the lacy one!" Une said as she looked
up from the underwear she was checking the price of.



"Ok, Zechs will so love this, I'll surprise
him in it tonight!"



"Hey Noin, look at these!" Une laughed as
she held up a gel filled bra. "Do you think the OZ soldiers will follow my
orders better if I wore this?"



"Yeah, maybe!" *Who'd of thought Une
could be this fun when she's out. We'll have to do this again sometime. Nobody
would believe me if I told them, not even Zechs*



"Or you could try this!" Noin said as she
held up a wine colored sexy busteé and panties with matching red see-through
robe. "Y'think Treize will go for this?"



"Are you kidding? Between the new red dress
and now that!" Une snatched it and examined it then held it up to her. "What do
you think?"



"Buy it! Trust me, you'll thank me
tomorrow!" Noin said as she shoved Une to the checkout.









"Well that was fun! We'll have to do it
again sometime, Noin." Une said as she pulled the car up in front of Noin's
apartment building.



"Yeah, defiantly!" Noin replied as she got
out the car and hauled her shopping from the trunk of the car.



"Well, have a good night with Treize
tonight Une!" Noin joked as she approached the front of the car and waved.



"You too, Noin. And I don't want you
moaning tomorrow morning saying that 'Zechs tired you out and you wanna
sleep in my office again', last time you done that we were in the middle of
a meeting. Everybody had to strain to hear me over your yawning." Une
giggled as she remembered how ashamed she felt at that time. Looking back it
was funny.



"Ok, will do! Bye!!" Une watched as Noin
disappeared behind the main door to the building.









"Where could he be?" Noin wondered. She had
been waiting one and a half hours for Zechs to show up, lying on the bed in the
lingerie she had just bought and doing nothing wasn't helping her temper, until
she heard the front door open. *That's him! That's him! I wonder if I look
seductive enough*



"Hi, Zechsy." She said in her best
seductive tone as Zechs opened the bedroom door and simply stared at the woman
he loved as she got up and walked over to him, wrapped her arms around him and
nibbled his ear.



"Lu, you look-" He got cut off as she
kissed him passionately.



"Come to bed Zechs." She whispered in his
ear as she pulled him to the bed.



"But Noin, we can't-"



"Why the hell not?!"



"Well, I brought Releena home with me 'cus
I didn't want her to be around that baka pilot. And she's in the spare room."



"I bet she's not to happy about that…"



"Yeah," Zechs agreed as he stroked her
collarbone.



"Oh Zechs, Sod Releena and fuck me!" Noin
yelled as she cupped his face with her hands and stared at him. She didn't want
any of this to be wasted. She had put a lot of effort into tonight and she
wasn't about to let it be ruined by his sister who didn't even want to be
there.



"You know I can't resist you if you put it
like that!" Zechs smiled, kissed her neck and laid her on the bed.









Lady Une had been waiting about the same
amount of time, but she had a bit of trouble getting into the busteé. *Why
did I listen to Noin? She gets the easy way and I gotta get this bloody thing
on* As Lady Une did manage to 'get the bloody thing on' she made a mental
note *Never listen to Noin when buying these things!*



Downstairs she heard the large doors of
their mansion open and close. *Oh no that's Treize! I haven't even got the
see through robe on yet!* As Treize made his way up the many stairs that
lead to his bedroom he pondered why Lady Une was being so cryptic. Treize had a
busy day today and he wanted to have a nice long soak in the bath and a good
long sleep.



At this time Lady Une had put the robe and
red stiletto shoes on, jumped on the bed and stretched out on the bed. She'd
hope he would like the surprise as Treize opened the door.



As Treize walked through the door he was
stunned (to say the least) to see 'his precious lady' in the sexiest thing he'd
ever seen.



"Oh, dear God, Lady!" Treize mumbled as he
took in the sight before him.



"Hello Treize. Are you surprised yet,
darling?" Une giggled. *I doubt anyone has gone through this much for him
before judging by his face* Une got up and walked to him slowly. She'd
noticed that he'd not moved *Must be in shock* "What's the matter
Treize?"



"Absolutely nothing," he replied as he slid
the robe off and kissed her.



"Good." Une responded in kind and took his
clothes off.



Nothing was going to spoil this night for
either couple.









Hope you enjoyed this fic and please send
any questions or comments to me
and bear in mind this is my first fic and I failed my English exams.