Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Letters To The Gundam Pilots ❯ Chapter 6 ( Chapter 7 )
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Thriller / Suspense / Drama / Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.16.2003 | Pages: 17 | Words: 8.6K | Visits: 342 | Status: Completed
D3: Heero, I looked at DVD 10 and the mech you mentioned is actually the Epyon. Can you give me a link to a photo of the Washi Ookami? Anybody? Please?
Heero: *plucks the DVD off the shelf and studies it* …that's not Epyon… It's probably not Ookami, but it's not Epyon.
Duet: Oi, give it up, Heero… Thanks, but it's okay. -___- Life was so much easier when I didn't exist…!
Tori: -___- I'll scan some doujinshi pics of it when I get home and post a link.
Duet: Hey, since I'm unneeded, can I be Mika now?
Tori: Heh, little lost anime character…
Duet: *sticks tongue out* Better than being an adaptable still.
Tori: *sticks tongue out* But my chance's almost over so NYAH! ^___^
Duo: *laughs* Like you'd get picked anyway, Tori… Your name's on too much stuff to change it now.
Heero: I dunno… She'd be my first choice for someone like...Fllay Allster.
Tori: Only if you be Kira! ^___^
D3 asks: Pilots, since you don't have a PS2, why not get one? You could all pitch in, at about $35 each and have one. The games are great, and I think that Aumaan Anubis (Z.O.E.1&2) could whoop any Gundam, any day(if it were real). What do you think?
Quatre: We don't really play Playstation though…
Wu Fei: Yeah. Basically, it's just for DDR.
Trowa: Plus, it's not like we could exchange our PS1 after Heero and Duo "customized" it…
Heero: Hey! That is one sexy Playstation and you know it.
Duo: He's just jealous because he's never created a masterpiece.
Tori: Maybe you could auction it off on E-Bay.
Duet: I don't think there's another person in the world who would want a Playstation named ZERO that's completely covered in paint-pen graffiti. ^__^
Duo: If I was another person, I would.
Duet: … Shut up, Duo. *laughs* Taro M.D. asks: Duo, I know for a fact that you're a member of my fan club ((yes I do have a fan club thanks to Tia)) so what made you convinced to join? Duo: Because it's the cool thing to do! Everyone should join the Taro M.D. Fan Club! Quatre: I wanna join! Duet: Me too! ^__^ Wu Fei: Why don't you re-name Colony L2 the "Taro M.D. Fan Club HQ" Duet: That's genius, Fei! *laughs* If I knew how and I wasn't so lazy, I could technically do that… Taro M.D. asks: I have to admit, Q-man, I'm rather glad that you decided to admit that your gay. Unfortunately I am an anti-gay person, but your ok in my book. Quatre: Oh… Um, thank you. ^__^ Duet: ANTI-GAY!? So you'd be totally against it if Tori and I started goin' at it on the floor right now? Tori: o__o I would be. Duet: Shut up, Tori. This doesn't involve you. Trowa: -__\\\ So strange… Taro M.D. asks: Duet, how's Duo like in the sack? Hehe ^_^
Duet: Creative and a little rough sometimes … from what I remember. ^__^
Duo: What's it been? Four years now? ^__^
Duet: Going on five! ^__^
Heero: *points to Duo* Note the grin of repressed sexual desires…
Duo: *backfists him in the stomach* ^___^
Tori: Oh yeah… I almost forgot. ^__^*
Quatre: Eh heh… how could one? ^___^*
Duo: Hahaha-You snapped my arm in half. I hate you, Quatre. ^___^
Quatre: You were trying to kill me. ^___^
Trowa: Alright… Break it up…
Duo, Duet, & Quatre: ^____^
Wu Fei: And wipe those damn fake smiles off your faces.
Ivy Adrena asks: To all, have any of you read any of Laurell K. Hamilton's books? I.E. Nightseer, the Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter series, or the Merry Gentry series? I can seriously see at least Duet obsessing over them. Aaaaannd, shutting up now!
Duet: Whodawhatnow?
Trowa: I don't think we have those…
Heero: I've heard of some of them, but...
Ivy Adrena asks: To all, what's your favorite version of DDR?
Quatre: The 4th remix. Smile DK songs are just so…addictive.
Duo: I like the Konami mix. DIVE is awesome.
Duet: Oo! And that's the one with that really annoying song! I LOVE that song!
Heero: It is? …I hate Konamix then.
Duet: ^__^ There, there, Heero…
Ivy Adrena asks: To all, what's your favorite DDR music?
Duet: The annoying song! Aaaand…Beethoven Symphony #5. The techno remix.
Duo: Like I said… DIVE. Or maybe Captain Jack… ^__^ The one in that Tank Police AMV.
Trowa: Ummm… I like Get Up 'N Move.
Heero: Salamander Beat Crush.
Quatre: I like Pink Dinosaur by Smile DK. It's so…mindlessly happy.
Duo: And nauseatingly sweet… Fei?
Wu Fei: The DJ Mystic songs. They're usually good. Are they ever DDR? I dunno… But they're good.
Ivy Adrena asks: To all, what's your favorite word? And if it's not in English, please translate..
Duet: DuJUUUUUAAAAAAANN Johnson. *giggles*
Heero: Baka.
Duet: *pouts* Mean…
Heero: No, that's my word. It's usually the first word new anime fans learn, it has many uses, and it's probably the only Japanese word I'll throw in an English conversation.
Tori: Honto?
Heero: Well, okay. I use 'honto' too, but that's like a reflex. And 'hai' is just easier than 'yes'.
Tori: ^__^ 'honto' is my favorite word. It means 'really' and is the MOST used word in Gravitation. Aside from names, that is.
Wu Fei: My favorite word is 'individual' because I want to be an individual, just like Avril Lavigne. Did you know that in Canadian, 'Avril' means 'April'?
Duet: Really?
Duo: Don't you mean French?
Wu Fei: *laughs* I don't care… My favorite word is Moo-Shoo… Because it sounds funny, it's delicious, and it's the name of the little dragon from Mulan.
Quatre: Hmmm… My favorite word is 'foof'! ^__^
Trowa: *snort* My favorite word is 'Yiddish'. It means Jewish. *smirks and raises eyebrow at Duo*
Duo: Ah yes… A language poor in adjectives, but rich in expletives.
Trowa: [insert string of Yiddish expletives that can't really be spelled in Word]
Duo: o___o *narrows eyes* You may have won this time, Rabbi… But as always, I shall triumph in the end!
Tori: Duo! Control the ADD! Favorite word!
Duo: ^__^ zim-BOB-way!
Ivy Adrena asks: To all, if it applies, what's the longest it's taken any of you to clean your room/dorm/whatever?
Wu Fei: *nods towards Duo* About 19 years…
Ivy Adrena asks: To all, what's the strangest question over-all that you've ever been asked and have asked someone else?
Trowa: Once this little kid came up to me when I was in line at the DMV and he asked me if Heavyarms got towed. *laughs*
Heero: I remember that…
Tori: What'd you tell him?
Trowa: I just said "Yeah…" Cutest little kid though… He was like "Oh… I'm sorry." and then his mom yelled at him.
Tori: Awwwww! ^__^
Duo: Lucky… I get all the psycho fourteen-year-old girls… They run up, look at me, and, like, cry… -___- And ONE of 'em stole my wallet.
Duet: Oi, you get the happy criers… I get the kids in the supermarket that think I'm you and then get all disappointed because I have boobs.
Tori: Any more…weird questions?
Wu Fei: I dunno… I guess we're pretty used to 'em by now…
Duo: The guild ladies can ask some pretty strange ones, though… ^__^
Ivy Adrena asks: To all, are any of you into Opera at all? I'm a huge Phantom of the Opera fanatic, so... ^^;
Heero: Opera?
Duo: Ehhhhh, not a fan.
Duet: Phantom of the Opera is cool… but opera itself is , in a word, hellish.
Ivy Adrena asks: To all, what's stuck on the bottom of your shoe at the moment?
Trowa: THAT is the weirdest question.
Tori: Heh, wait 'til you see some of the ones coming up.
Duet: Is anyone wearing shoes?
Tori: Not ME. I'm RESPECTFUL!
Duo: Stand on your soapbox as long as you want, but I'm warning you now… If the neighbor's dog steals your shoes, I'm gonna hafta laugh at you.
Ivy Adrena asks: To all, if you were a beanie baby, what kind would you be, and what would your name be?
Wu Fei: Definitely Cuddles the Panda Bear.
Tori: What is with you today? You're speaking…and you're…funny!
Wu Fei: *smirks and shrugs*
Trowa: He got laid…
Wu Fei: *deathglare* I will neither confirm nor deny that…Now you all go.
Trowa: *smiles and shakes his head* Ahhhh… Vladimir the Rabbi Bear.
Duo: *glomp* I love you, Trowa.
Trowa: Don't TOUCH me!
Duet: Who's Mike?
Heero: Tide gets spots out better and leaves your whites whiter.
*moment of awkward silence*
Quatre: I'd be a camel. Named…Quat. o___o
Tori: Wait wait wait… What the hell was that just then?
Wu Fei: Nothing… Just…go.
Tori: O__o* Ooook. I'd be a bird named Yuki.
Heero: A wolf named, uh, Wing.
Duet: A PANTHER named SHADY!
Duo: Oh! I wanna be tiger named Sebe!
Duet: Sebe?
Duo: It's short for… *raises eyebrow* Sexy beast.
Duet: Get over yourself, handsome. ^__^
Ivy Adrena asks: To all, do any of you talk with your mouth full?
Duo: Ew, my God… That is the most disgusting habit. That, and when people chew with their mouths open. Blah… *shakes head*
Trowa: Well, seeing as it was DUO who responded as such…it's apparent that the rest of us more REFINED people also are adverse to said practice.
Duo: *rolls eyes* Refined… This from the guy who answers the phone by saying "I'm listening."
Trowa: *sniffs disdainfully, then cracks up*
Ivy Adrena asks: To all, which of you are into bondage?
Tori: Alright, show of hands!
Heero, Trowa, Duet, Duo & Tori: *raise hands*
Tori: Now… Semes!
Trowa, Duo & Heero: *raise hands and grin*
Tori: Ukes, be proud!
Duet, Duo, & Tori: *raise hands*
Quatre: Duo, pick one or the other.
Duo: Sor~ry! Depends who I'm with!
Wu Fei: Yes, ladies and gentlemen… This is the engaged man. Let's have a round of applause for promiscuity!
Tori: *hugs Fei's leg* You're so CUTE today!
Ivy Adrena asks: To all, what's you favorite American singers/bands?
Duo & Wu Fei: AVRIL LAVIGNE!
Duet: Good Lord…
Duo: Hey, you fell in love with me.
Duet: …but I can't seem to remember why. ¬___¬
Duo: *tackle kissy attack*
Heero: >__O It's almost too brutal to watch…
Tori: Let's move along folks… Nothing to see here. ^__^*
Heero: *shrugs* Greenday.
Trowa: *staring out the window, ignoring me*
Quatre: *picking at a loose thread on the couch*
Wu Fei: *shakes his head* Tori, it's not about the bands… It's about the music. Music is made to move the soul and to express emotions…*hand motions* You have to just lay back, it's all been done before. Ya'know? 'Cause life's like this, uh-huh. That's the way it is-
Tori: SOMEONE STOP HIM! *whacks Duo on the bum* And cut that out!
Ivy Adrena asks: To all, what languages to each of you speak, and how fluently?
Heero: Fluently, the only other language I know is Japanese.
Quatre: Not really fluently, but Japanese and a little bit of French and Arabic. The last two were just taught to me though. I didn't pick them up in the *quotation fingers* homeland. *makes a face at Wu Fei*
Wu Fei: Eh heh. Look, I know Mandarin, but for the most part, it really has to be in conversational context for me to use it. I couldn't do a Mandarin vocabulary worksheet very well.
Trowa: Same here. I can speak Russian, I can affect the accent, but I can't do, vat es et called? Ah, vocabulary? And Yiddish… definitely can't do anything but speak it. I can't even read it that well.
Duo: Well, Du and I being the, vat es et called? Ah yes… "Americans" …know nothing really fluently, not even English. We really only know enough Japanese to get around, feed ourselves, avoid arrest and confuse small otaku. Plus the Spanish we got from high school and grade school, and the random word here or there.
Duet: Nihongo ga hanasemasu.
Tori: Honto?
Duet: o___o WAKARIMASEN!
Tori: *laughs* That's all you need to know, Duet…
Ivy Adrena asks: Heero, do you really wear spandex that much in real life? Because I can't really see how you could wear boxers under that without showing any lines...
Heero: No, I don't. -___- I wear normal pants, like jeans and khakis and sweats.
Quatre: Well, that's not entirely true…
Heero: The only time I wear spandex is for fencing or running. They're compression shorts, so they keep me from pulling a hamstring or something.
Duo: Amazing… He didn't even bat an eyelash! ^__^ Heero's getting good at these!
Ivy Adrena asks: Wu Fei, if you're Chinese, why are you always saying "onna" and such (if only in all the fanfics), when that's the Japanese word?
Wu Fei: …you people read too many fan fics.
Tori: *quirks eyebrow*
Wu Fei: Oh, yeah… FanFiction. Net. Sorry... Um, I don't really say 'onna' much at all unless we're just goofing off or something. *shrugs* Women have names and it's not all that hard to call them by them. Besides, if I yelled out 'onna' in this house, I'd probably get two or three responses.
Quatre: *kicks Wu Fei in the shin*
Ivy Adrena asks: Duo, do you like Marvel or DC comics? If so, which ones?
Duo: Um, X-Men? I mean… HELLO~O!
Duet: *grabs his arm* It comes out Friday!!! ^___^
Duo: I KNOW!! ^___^ Nightcrawler's in it!
Duet: I KNOW!! He's the best! ^___^
Heero: *shooing motion* Tori, just keep going…
Ivy Adrena asks: Duo, have you gone streaking yet?
Duo: Oh yeah! I streak past Kate's house a~ll the time yelling "Please don't take me to the pickle farm!!!" Right, Katey-chan?
Trowa: No wonder her mother thinks you're an escaped mental patient.
Wu Fei: Or maybe he was just…
Heero: …Duo, Interrupted.
Both: *laugh*
Quatre: Guys, that stopping being funny about a year ago.
Ivy Adrena asks: Duo, did you check your eye color when you were at Home Depot, too, or just Heero's?
Duo: Damnit! We should've checked mine, too!! >__<
Heero: *thumbs up* 508B-7 D American Anthem Blue. *wink*
Wu Fei: Run, don't walk, fangirls, to Home Depot™, Lowe's™, or your local home improvement store and pick up your very own Bear™ American Anthem blue paint chip.
Quatre: You know, maybe it's for the best, Duo. If we had figured yours out, there would be no more "What's Duo's REAL Eye Color?" fics.
Tori: *laughs* I laugh because it's true…
Ivy Adrena asks: Duo, what in Hell did you have? ((meaning when you were sick))
Duo: A cold.
Duet: When Duo gets sick, Duo gets sick. -___-
Duo: Well, it started out as a cold… Then I got that inner ear thing *points to his ear* that threw off my balance because apparently the thing that keeps me from falling over is in my ear. Now, I wish I could explain it as logically as the nurse did, but since your ears, nose, and throat are all linked…somehow, I just got screwed over. -___- The cold turned into laryngitis and I was just…done. *shakes head* That was the worst, most helpless feeling in the world. And I missed Heero's opening night… T___T
Trowa: *snicker* Sorry, Duo… But you just have funny illnesses.
Duo: Oh yeah… It's real funny being bedridden and mute. I spent the whole time laughing at myself.
Duet: Don't say that, even if you're joking. If I ever wake up at four in the morning and you're not breathing again, I'll kill myself. Emerin Mornlight asks: Would you take a plane to Massachusetts and come to this specific bowling alley on someone's birthday? Duet: Wait… Stop… I know this one. Massachusetts is on the east coast and it's bordered by New York and Vermont among other states. ^__^ Heero: Holy shit… Someone please tell me they got that on tape. Duet just recognized a state. Duet: Oh, shut up! I know SOME states! Trowa: The question is why you know that one. Duet: No, the question is if we'll go bowling with some cool people in Massachusetts for someone's birthday. Quatre: ^__^ And as always… we would if we could, Emerin. Duo: Cheater… You already asked me that, Emily! Emerin Mornlight asks: Could you guys PLEASE oh please visit my art site and maybe leave a review? Duo: I've been there…but I didn't know you could leave reviews. o__O Duet: Where are they posted? Duo: Elfwood. Duet: o__o I remember Elfwood…! ^__^ Now we gotta go! Emerin Mornlight asks: Did that last question sound way too selfish? Duo & Duet: o__O Duo: No… It's no different from you sending us a fic to read. ^__^ Sara asks: Heero, how did you feel when Duo was holding up paint chips to your eyes in Home Depot. Heero: A little scared… A little confused… But then again, it was Duo. Duo: ^___^ Quatre: To think… Duo's actually solved one of life's greatest mysteries. Trowa: With Bear™ brand paint chips nonetheless. Sara asks: Wufei, I'm just wondering...how come your never online and don't have a screen name? Wu Fei: I finally got a screen name! It's TheOnlyStraight1. I was GONNA be AvrilsBiggestFan, but it was taken. *exaggerated sigh of disappointment* I'm never on-line because I'm probably out with Kim or at work. *shrugs* Sara asks: Tori, how the heck do you keep up with everything everybody says?? Do you write really fast or can you go back in time and make everything go in slow motion? Tori: Yes, I make everything go is slow motion… o__o Do do do doooo *laughs* No, I can type pretty fast, but I have to re-read these a bunch of time to catch all my typos and stuff. ^__^* The guys are pretty cooperative as well. They're not speed-talking here. Quatre: Actually, dictation skills aren't very difficult to acquire. You just have to be able to type without looking and have a good sense of what's going on. Tori: *narrows eyes* Don't downplay my mad typing skillz… I'm special and you know it. Quatre: Is that what your ESL teacher used to tell you? Duo: Ooooooo…! You got dissed by Quatre! Quatre: ^___^* Now I feel bad… I'm sorry, Tori. Tori: Oh yeah, Quat. That makes it ALL better. Sara asks: Everybody, what's your favorite flavor of pocky? Quatre: Strawberry mousse! Duet: Chocolate mousse is SO much better. Duo: Call me old fashioned, but regular strawberry suits me just fine… ^__^ Wu Fei: I like the chocolate ones with the, what are they? Almonds? Anyway, they're good. Tori: What? No Pocky For Men? Wu Fei: Excuse me… I prefer pocky of the "crushed nuts" variety. Trowa: I like those green tea mousse ones they had at that Tea & Pocky thing. Quatre: Those were gross… Trowa: More for me, then ///_^ Heero: Wrong… I think we all know vanilla mousse is the best. Duet: Ew, Heero… Just…Ew. *laughs* Sara asks: Everybody, what's your favorite Gravitation Song?? Duet: *perks up* Touma? ^___^ SLEEPLESS BEAUTY! Duo: Ditto, minus the mental Touma lust scene. Duet: o___o *hugs Quatre* … ^__^ Quatre: I don't know… I think I like 'No Style' by Nittle Grasper. Heero: Nittle Grasper's okay…but Bad Luck is better. I like 'Smashing Blue'. Trowa: Actually, I like the closing theme, 'Glaring Dream'. I don't know who sings it though. Wu Fei: Pht! You're all forgetting 'Spicy Marmalade'. And I'm with Heero. Bad Luck is way better than Nittle Grasper. Duet: WHAT!? Does Bad Luck have Touma Seguchi!? Does Bad Luck have Ryuichi Sakuma!? Wu Fei: On occasions, yes… and it also has that bitchy kid Fujisaki. Duet: *whimpers* Fuji-kun…. NO! I LOVE TOUMA! *glomps Quatre* Quatre: Don't make me push you in front of a car… Duet: Meep… *hugs Duo's arm* Shi Oni asks: Who is the person closest to you? Duo: That's easy! Du, no question! Duet: And where would I be without Shinigami? Both: *much sickening snuggling* Trowa: *shrugs* Taking into account the current seating arrangement, I'd have to say Quatre. Heero: *flicks Trowa in the back of the head* Trowa: Sonofabitch, Heero, don't make me cut you. *awkward silence* Tori: So does anyone else feel like answering the question? Wu Fei: Well what can we say? It's pretty much just been our little group since we were six… I mean, obviously the relationships between some of us are a little different, but we're all close. Quatre: We're like family. ^__^ OMightyWifeOfShinigami asks: Heero…why? Duo and Duet would agree with me. Duo: Yes, Heero… Why? Duet: *laughs* Hey, we actually do agree. Heero: It's quiet simple, really. Wu Fei: Oh? Enlighten us, Master Yuy. Heero: Because I love you… *tackles Wu Fei off the couch* Wu Fei: YES! I KNEW IT! Both: *overly-exaggerated kissing* Quatre: *chucks a condom at them, laughing* Trowa: …why do you have condoms? Quatre: *shrugs* Just in case… *smiles* Wu Fei & Heero: *sit down on the couch again* Trowa: *glares out the window* OMightyWifeOfShinigami asks: Tori, which do you prefer Pocky or Gundam Pilot. Tori: Nnnn... *looks from half-empty box of pocky, then up at the guys, and whimpers* Wu Fei: I can't believe you actually have to think about this question… Tori: Nnnnnnnnnn! *brows creased, looking back and forth and chewing on finger nail* Heero: Really… I'd choose pocky over these idiots any day. Tori: ^__^ I choose Gundam Pilots! *hugs Heero's leg* Duo: Awwww! She does love us! ^__^ OMightyWifeOfShinigami asks: Trowa, .......? Trowa: … Quatre: What's wrong? Tired? Duo: *crosses arms* Yeah, he used all his energy shoving that stick up his ass this morning. Trowa: *flips Duo off* OMightyWifeOfShinigami asks: Quatre, um how are you again? Quatre: I'm fine! How are you? Trowa: *mumbles* Quatre: What? Trowa: Nothing. Draconicality asks: Um...religion or science? Heero: Neither, really… I'm just happy living day to day. Wu Fei: Yeah, but it's nice to believe there's some greater purpose for us and that maybe there's a reason for everything. I don't know… I'm not religious or anything, but I like the idea. Duo: Religion… I know there's gotta be something out there. I like the idea that there's a heaven where people who've died can look down on us. Plus being a Roman Catholic pretty much comes with being Italian. ^__^ Duet: Yeah, they raised us Catholic. But I think mass is just a pompous show for people who need that kinda stuff, and for the most part, the Bible is shit because it was written by men, not by God. I'm a Catholic…but an angry one. Quatre: They raised me Muslim, and actually I really like it. Islam does have some beautiful beliefs…they're not all violent. Plus it gives me a great excuse not to drink so I don't end up crying in a corner every weekend. ^___~ Trowa: Hava nagila. *waves hand* I'm the Russian Jew… Tori: I wonder… Do you actually have any Jewish in you, or did they just assume because you were Russian and raise you that way? Trowa: *shrugs* Like I know… Ask your mom. Tori: I will if I remember. ^__^* Sarah (Guardian Saturn) asks: Trowa, since I've last talked to you, have you been able to relax at all? Is there any spare time that you have that you can just go...hell I don't know, enjoy time on your own? I'm worried for you... Duo: Awwwwwwwwwwww… How sweet… ^__^ Trowa: Between classes, work, and homework, all I have left are the weekends, and then I'm usually dragged around visiting people. *looks at Tori* Tori: Hey! This is your house! I'm just staying here, so don't look at me. Happy Noodle Girl asks: Quatre, have you ever noticed that you and Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo have the same voice actress? Quatre: o__o I hope you mean Ai Orikasa and not Brad Swaile… Wu Fei: It'd be funnier if it was Brad… Quatre: *shakes head* No, I've never noticed. I'm not really a Tenchi fan. S-Fang02 asks: Trowa, are you really a talkative person but just not when the show's airing? Trowa: … Duo: Eh, he talks as much as the rest of us… He's just PMSing right now. Trowa: ///_- Could you be more embarrassing? Duo: You know very well I can. *sticks tongue out* S-Fang02 asks: And, do you ever wear your hair in a different style? Don't get me wrong, 'cause I like it, but did you ever consider getting it cut short? Trowa: No, I actually wear my hair like this… Maybe one day, I'll cut my bangs- Duo: -bang- Trowa: *glares* -bangs shorter, but for now, I like them like this. *bats at them* Ropponmatsu asks: Heero, what's your candid take on everyone else, including Tori? Duet: Oh boy… x__x Heero: Well, let's see… Wu Fei is a really cool guy, so his misogynistic, pissy reputation is way off. Even though he has this strange obsession with all things Avril Lavigne… That can get a little creepy sometimes, because I'm not always sure when he's being sarcastic, or whether he's serious. He gets along with Duo really well, too. And…he's the hottest thing to come out of China since white tea. Wu Fei: I love it when he talks dirty… *grins* Heero: *laughs* Hmmm… Quatre's pretty awesome. He's our designated driver and probably has the longest fuse of any of us, but when you do piss him off, he's capable of some impressive acts of violence. *smirks* Quatre: ^__^ Heero: Trowa's probably the most like me, so we get along really well. Trowa: Thanks, I think… Heero: Shut up. He's my fuck-buddy… Oops. Sorry. "Screw"-buddy. Tori, edit that out later. But Trowa's got some inner issues he needs to resolve before I have to kick his ass. Trowa: …watching yourself is a full-time job, Heero. Heero: Overtime, actually. Anyway, Duet's one of the coolest girls I know. She's handy to have whether you're checking out guys or girls. Plus, she knows everything, which can be creepy sometimes. And she hardly ever gets mad because she always figures out just where people are coming from. She acts dumb alot so other girls don't mind that she's so hot because they can write her off as a bimbo, too. Duet: ^__^ Why thank you, Heero. Heero: Duo, on the other hand… Well, he's really smart, too. Duo: Oh yeah… ^__~ Heero: People seem to think he's a complete idiot, but that's because he likes to make other people laugh a lot. It's funny because he has the most boring job in the world, he wears reading glasses, and he's on his laptop working more than I am. Duo: …my job is SO not me… -___- Heero: Tori is fricken awesome. Duo: Hehehe… *nudge nudge* Heero: I'll kill you, Duo. Duo: Promises, promises… Heero: *rolls eyes* Tori's my favorite hot Asian chick, and she's got a great personality, too. She's fun to hang out with, has a great sense of humor, and since she pretty much grew up with us, she's not a rabid fangirl, so I don't have to grope Duo to get her attention. Tori: Not that I wouldn't mind seeing some gropage…^__~ Duet: You're so cute, Heero… ^___^ Duo: You forgot to mention that you can hardly talk to her because you start blushing and stuttering…! Heero: Please, that was so last weekend… *rolls eyes and makes shooing motion* Ropponmatsu asks: What are you guys like when you're drunk/high? Duo: Eh heh… *visualize the sweatdrop* Wu Fei: From what the ladies tell me, Duo's a great on-line conversationalist when he's drunk. *smirks* And even better after a rave. Duo: Ah, for the record, I did not know what she put in my mouth was ecstasy until after I swallowed. Heero: *glares* Idiot… You're gonna get yourself killed that way. Wu Fei: Then there's Duet… Whenever she gets drunk she kind of just sits in Heero's lap and pounds on his chest and cries about how she wants him to give her virginity back. Duet: I do not! Heero: Yeah, you do… That or you start taking commands from people and Quatre has to follow you around to make sure you keep your clothes on. Duet: *blushes* Quatre: Don't pick on her! You're all pretty bad. Wu Fei, you hit on that cardboard cut-out of Carmen Electra at Cryans. Wu Fei: C'mon, Quatre. She was totally into me. *laughs* Quatre: And Heero, you just ramble, and then you fall asleep. Heero: More dignified than the rest of you. What about Trowa? Quatre: Trowa just laughs at lot at jokes only he gets… And then he'll say something in Russian and get all serious and just kind of glare at people until something funny happens again. Duo: *points at Quatre* Hey… You got high a couple of times, so don't you play innocent, Q. Quatre: -___- Don't remind me… That was awful. Ropponmatsu asks: Duo, you say you share a bed with Duet regularly, so how have you NOT had sex with her? Duo: *shrugs* We just don't. Duet: *blushing* Heero: I think it all comes down to self-control. Duo: A LOT of self-control. Tori: Don't you ever get, like, super horney just lying next to her though? Duo: That's what Quatre's for. Quatre: o___o Duo: ^__^ Just kidding. Duet: *laughs* There, are, ah, alternatives… Um…how do I say this without coming off as a slut or giving small children bad ideas? Heero: *rolls eyes* Just SAY it. Duo: NO! You know who reads these fics, right? I'll die… Wu Fei: They use their mouths for more than just talking, children. Duo & Duet: WU FEI! Duo: *holds head in hands* Ooooooh my God. I can never show my face on-line again… Wu Fei: *laughs* Why are you acting so prude? We've all done it…it's nothing to be embarrassed about. Right, Trowa? Trowa: ///_o Leave me out of this… Ropponmatsu asks: Duet, were you really named after Duo because it sounds like you two don't look THAT much alike? Duet: We don't, really… Just the same hair. See, when I was an adaptable they weren't sure exactly what my character was going to look like, so they weren't in a rush to cut my hair and risk it being too short. 'Duet' was just a nickname I picked up because Duo and I had the same hair and we're both Caucasian. So, yeah, I was named after Duo. They made up my birthday, too, because all they had was the month. *laughs* I don't think anything about me is actually mine… Duo: *gasp* You're fake!? Duet: *wraps arms around chest* No, THESE are definitely mine, small as they are. ^__^ Actually, last year I was offered implants to play some busty chick, but that was a definite no. So what'd they do? They sent me these herbal enhancers and told me to "think about it." Tori: Ah, the life of a professional anime character… Trowa: Don't smile like that. You make it seem glamorous… Ropponmatsu asks: What's your favorite positive exclamation? (ex: woot!) Duo: Definitely "Fabu!". Quatre: Nifty! Wu Fei: Keen. *grins* Heero: Tubular. *winks* Duet: Rad. *laughs* Trowa: Fantasic. Ropponmatsu asks: Duo, what exactly is your relationship with Hilde like? Duo: Uh, not good. We don't get along very well. *laughs* Hilde is just not a good person. I mean, I guess she's nice to spend little bits of time with, but… She just doesn't function well in groups, which is why she doesn't live with us anymore, and she just, uh, hates me. Quatre: She hates you? That's news to me. Duo: Well she's nice enough around all you guys, but when she's with me… Duet: She wants Duo and she sees us all as obstacles. Duo: Stop psychoanalyzing people. *sticks tongue out* Quatre: So she hates us? Duet: No, she doesn't blame us for it. She blames Duo for not loving her, because, you know, EVERYBODY loves Hilde. Don't get me wrong… I love her as my friend, but she has some issues. Duo: Yeah, DEFINITELY has some issues… ¬___¬ Ropponmatsu asks: How many scars do you have and from what? Heero: Man… lots. They're pretty much faded, but I've still got a big one on my shoulder from that fight in sophomore year. Got 'em all over my arms, some on my back from falling on stuff, couple on my legs from running through things, all those we got from roughhousing… aaaand the one on the side of my hand from the time we blew up that pencil sharpener. Duo: The pencil sharpener was not l33t. It deserved death. Trowa: We all have a lot of scars, really. Some of mine are still pretty dark. I have the one on my ear from that accident with the safety scissors… Some on my hands from trying to mess with knives. Some from biking. Some from the car accident. A lot of cat scratches. *rests chin on hand and looks away* Quatre: I have a couple from the accident, but nothing major. Some on my back from, ah, "camp". One on my neck from Will's eépé, but that's fading fast. Wu Fei: We all have a lot from "camp". Mostly from trying to learn swordplay that I never used. *rolls eyes* A line of cuts on my lower back from falling onto that barbed wired fence… That wasn't fun. Two on my calf from the exploding pencil sharpener… Tori:*laughs* Wu Fei: Hey! Mine aren't nearly as funny as hers. Duet: o___o You mean the light bulb burn? *rolls up left pant leg* ^__^ Scar shaped like a light bulb on my inner thigh. Wu Fei: …FROM a light bulb. Duet: Yup. The hallmark of stupidity. *rolls pants back down* I got a lot of scars. Cat scratches all over my forearms. Couple around my waist and hips from those gauntlet things we had to run… Those two big ones on my back from "camp". Few from the accident. The small one under my eye from, yeah… Duo's turn! Duo: *nods* Yep. Lesse… All battle scars for me. *counting off on his fingers* Running the gauntlet. Sr. Agnes with the ruler. Goofing off with you guys. The epic swordfights. The knife fight in high school. "Camp". Run-ins with nature. The Battle of Stovetop in '97… Heero: *holds head in hands* Duo, have many times have I told you… You CAN'T write off that grilled cheese burn as a battle scar! Duo: Hey, that Kraft Single put up a good fight… Duet: Tori's turn. Tori: Oh no. These are YOUR questions. Duet: But Rachel's are addressed to everybody. Tori: *shrugs* I really only have one scar that hasn't faded anyway, and that's from that Tokyo bitch Miako. But she got hers. My cousin said she never got off heroine, got knocked up, and lives with her brother. Trowa: Lovely… BakuraMarik asks: Trowa, have you ever broken Kosher? Trowa: Yeah, a few times… Just enough to realize that I don't like pork products anyway. So except for the occasional BLT, I'm pretty good about it. Duo: Jewish delis are so much better than regular ones… BakuraMarik asks: Do you ever get, like, songs or product jingles or monologues stuck in your head and, like, can't get them out unless, you like, recite the whole thing? If so, what's stuck in your head right now? (Tori, included) Duo: BOOYAH! Welcome to Koos-Koos-Topia, the ultimate summer getaway! …complete with waterslide! ^__^ It needed to be said. Quatre: >__< *shakes head* Julianna Theory… "Rainy Day Song". Laura put it on my playlist at lunch. Tori: O-Town "Liquid Dreams". I haven't heard it in three years, I'm not a guy and I don't even like O-Town, but THERE it is. >__O Trowa: I've got that damn "My Angel Is The Centerfold" song stuck in my head. The 'Naa naa na-na-na-na nana na-na-na nana na-na-na' one… Duet: Eh, better than me… SOMEONE was singing "Little Black Backpack" from Stroke 9 in the car. *glares at Duo* Duo: ^___^* Wu Fei: I like the song stuck in my head. Trowa: What is it? Wu Fei: "Blister In The Sun" by the Violent Femmes. Duo: Awwww… You beat mine. I had "The Deluxe War, Baby" by Burning Airlines… Quatre: Heero? Heero: Right now it's that Rick Springfield song, "Jesse's Girl". Duo: Sing it! Tori: Yeah! Sing for us, Heero! Heero: o_o Duet: Pleeeease? Heero: *crosses arms* Only if we can get Pizza Hut to deliver. Duo: *narrows eyes* Ooooo… You drive a hard bargain, Yuy. It's a deal. Heero: Aaaaand Trowa has to play guitar. Duo: *groans* Acoustic or electric, Trowa…? Trowa: Acoustic… *much complaining and over-exaggeration later* Trowa: *playing guitar* Heero: *grinning and singing into TV remote* Jesse is a friend… Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine. But lately something's changed and it's hard to define. Jesse's got himself a girl and I wanna make her mine… Trowa: *guitarness* Heero: And she's watching him with those eye… And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it. And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night. You know, I wish that I has Jesse's girl… I wish that I had Jesse's girl. Why can I find a woman like that? *pause* I play along with the charade… Doesn't seem to be a reason to change. You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute. I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot. Cuz she's watching him with those eyes… and she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it. And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night… You know, I wish that I had Jesse's girl… I wish that I had Jesse's girl. Why can I find a woman- Why can't I find a woman like that? Trowa: *more cool guitar funkiness* Heero: And I look in the mirror all the time… Wonderin' what she don't see in me. I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines… Ain't that the way love's supposed to be? Trowa: *another solo thingy* Heero: Tell me. Why can't I find a woman like that? Trowa: *guitar* Heero: You know, I wish that I had Jesse's girl… I want Jesse's girl… Why can't I find a woman like that? Like Jesse's girl… I want, I want Jesse's girl… All: *applaud* Heero: I'm cured! Duo: My turn next! Trowa: Alright, but I'll need the electric guitar. Quatre: If we move up to Wu Fei's room, he can use the drums and I'll drag out the keyboard. Tori: Okay, everyone! This has been another installment of "Letters To The Gundam Pilots"! I hope you had fun…! We're off to rock out to the musical stylings of… *looks at Duo* Duo: Mighty Fine Lettuce. Wu Fei: No, we're Hot And Delicious Soup. Duet: I thought we were Cactus Hugger… Heero: What happened to Puerto Rican Man In A Bright Yellow Tank Top Two Sizes Too Small…? Duo: No, it was definitely Mighty Fine Lettuce… Trowa: When did we stop being The Angry Beavers? Wu Fei: *grins* When I look at the television… I wanna see me, staring right back at me… Heero: *twitches* DAMNIT, WU FEI! >__< Tori: @__@ Forget it… I'll leave you to imagine Duo singing "The Deluxe War, Baby" and the insanity that will inevitably follow… Bye all! *closes laptop* ~*~owari~*~