Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Lord of the Gundams ❯ Fellowship of the Gundam part 4 ( Chapter 4 )

Zech/GANDALF: sets off a butterflies firework, which the children try to catch.

Zech/GANDALF returns to his wagon for more fireworks, and when

he leaves, MERRY/Trieze and PIPPIN/Duo come out to steal one of their

own. MERRY/Trieze gives PIPPIN/Duo a boost into the wagon, where he

roots around and comes up with one.

Trieze/MERRY:

Not that one! The big one, the big one!

PIPPIN/Duo grabs the largest firework he can find, which is

bright red and huge. They hurry into the tent, so they

won't be caught with it. PIPPIN/Duo lights it. While Trieze/Merry giggles in excitement.

Pippin/Duo: (while he's sucking on a pixie stick) I think you've had enough candy man.

Trieze/Merry: I'll tell you when I've had enough candy.

*Miscellaneous political people associatd with OZ begin clapping and cheering*: He's absolutely right!

Trieze/MERRY (back in character)

You're supposed to put it in the ground first!

Duo/PIPPIN

It is in the ground!

MERRY/Trieze:

Outside!... Give me your pixie stick! *snaches it*

PIPPIN/Duo:

Hey! That's mine! This was your idea!

The firework goes off, taking the roof of the tent with

it, and leaving MERRY and PIPPIN flat on the ground,

covered in soot. The firework goes straight up, becomes a

dragon's head, turns around, sprouts wings, and flies in

low over the crowd. General panic. FRODO sees it coming and

tries to warn BILBO.

FRODO

Bilbo, watch out for the dragon!

BILBO

Hey, don't touch me there-Nonsense, there hasn't been a dragon in these

parts for a thousand years!

They duck to avoid the dragon, which, having given

everyone a good scare, dissolves into a spectacular shower

of sparks. MERRY and PIPPIN observe the results and are

well pleased.

PIPPIN/Duo:

That was good!

MERRY/Trieze:

Let's get another one!

Zech/GANDALF comes up behind and grabs MERRY and PIPPIN by

their ears.

Zech/GANDALF:

Meriadoc Brandybuck, and Peregrin Took. I

might have known.

PIPPIN/Duo:

Damn, busted.

MERRY/Trieze:

Ow, ow! My ear! Don't pull so hard!

Hildy:

*giggling uncontrollably* Did you here what he just said?

Dorothy:

Kinky *Fiendish smile*

Zech:

IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT!

Trieze:

Tsk, tsk. Silly yaoi fan girls, always taking things out of context.

Duo:

Hey… you don't seem all that particularly unhappy about it.

Lady Une:

What! Zech! Get your perverted hands off of my Trieze.

Zech:

I'm not gay damn it!

Trieze:

Lady, would you care to have a drink with me?

Dorothy: No drinking on the job!

Trieze:

*whisper* Trust me, Dorothy, it would be in our best interest to let her have a drink or two. Besides, she's already started.

Hildy:

And Duo's joined her.

Duo:

Shhhoo I said to him… I said-Hey, lady. You look just like someone I know.

Dorothy:

Alright everybody, let's get back to the story here.

MERRY/Trieze and PIPPIN/Duo-half drunk off his ass- end up washing dishes in penance. Several

HOBBITS go by carrying an enormous cake laden with candles,

and BILBO/Heero stands up.

Speech! Speech!

BILBO/Heero:

My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and

Brandybucks, Gubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers,

Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots!

Proudfeet!

BILBO/Heero:

Today is my one hundred and eleventh birthday!

Alas, eleventy one years is much too short a

time to live among such excellent and admirable

hobbits! I don't know half of you half as well

as I should like and I like less than half of

you half as well as you deserve!-In other words, I don't like you-I have things

to do. I've put this off for far too long. I

regret to announce this is the end! I'm going

now. I bid you all a very fond farewell!

Goodbye.

BILBO puts on the ring/Gundam and vanishes, to the astonishment

of everyone except GANDALF.