Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Make it Idiot proof and someone will make a better Idiot! ❯ Make it idiot proof ( Chapter 1 )

Raven: YEAAA!!! Freedom at last! No more studying for two months.

Duo: Yeah but you still have Math tuition!

Raven: 0_O! Happiness is always short lived, anyway here's more random.

Make it Idiot proof, and someone will make a better Idiot!

A.K.A: Randomness

*morning*

Bang! Bang! Clack! Clack!

Wufei: Duo what are you doing?

Duo: I'm making my room idiot proof! ^______________________^

Wufei: O_O

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Duet: Duo why in the world are you making your room idiot proof??

Duo: Because this house is full of idiots!

Heero: Including you!

Duo *absent minded*: Including me! ^___________^

Heero: Idiot!

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Duo: MWAHAHAHA!!!! Now my room is safe from any idiot alive!

Quatre: And nobody can get in!

Duo: Nope no one! ^__________^

Quatre *under breathe*: Not even you!

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*Evening*

Duo: Ohhh Mann! *Needs to go really bad*

Duet: Go to the bathroom then!

Duo: Movie…too…darn…interesting!

Trowa: What is he watching?

Duet: Water world!

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*Movie ends*

Duo: BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!! *runs to room*

*Several alarms go off*

Duo: LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN!!!!!!!!! *bangs confound door* DAMN ROOM

Heero: Told ya he'd make a better idiot!

Wufei: Baka!!

Duo: WAHHHHH!!!!!!!

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Duet: I know it is stupid, but I'll still ask, what is Duo doing

*Duo is holding a metal detector and rummaging through his room*

Quatre: He's looking for spare parts for his Gundam!

Duet: IN HIS ROOM!

Wufei: look onna, his room is even dirtier than a scrap yard!

Duet: Good point!

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Heero: Duo I'll give you a good advice, for everything you do in life try to opt the easiest way!

Duo: ok!

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Later

Duo: Man I'm thirsty! *is on second floor while kitchen is one first floor*

Duo: opt the easiest way huh!

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Later! Later!

Duo: OW! OHH!! EE!! OUCHH!!

Heero: Moron, who told you to jump from the second to the first floor anyway! *bandages his head*

Duo: I wanted to have a drink! Instead of going down those long, long stairs, I opted for an easy way, OWW~ what you didn't tell me was that the easiest way to do anything was wrong.

Heero: People learn from experience!

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Trowa: Heero let me give you an advice! Never give out any advice to Duo!

Heero: I know! I know!

Duo (sarcastically): Yes Heero, learn from experience!

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Librarian: Young man this book is three weeks past it's due date!

Duo: I know, it was so interesting that I forgot when it was due!

Librarian: really what was it about?

Duo: How to improve your memory!

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*Quatre and Duo are at a Cafe*

Duo: uh-oh, here's Dorothy!

Quatre *looks around frantically* He-He I'll out fox her this time

*pulls out the seat from the two chairs beside him*

Dorothy: Hi Quatre! *sits in his lap* I'll have a lime fizz please!

Quatre: O_O

Duo: XD

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Duo: I love swimming.

Duet: Me too! It's the best exercise for a girl, it keeps you slim and beautiful, and its good for the figure.

Duo: HA! DID YOU EVER LOOK AT A DUCK!!

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Heero comes in looking like a shaggy dog.

Duet: Heero! Are those lipstick marks?

Heero: Fan girl attack!

Raven: you couldn't escape from a few girls.

Heero: Was too lazy to do that!

Raven: O____________________0!

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*Duo is with lots of animals around which I have no idea where they came from*

Quatre: Duo you need to find YOUR pets a home!

Wufei *outside with Duo*: Yeah! Get rid of those little critters.

*Duo turns around and walks in*

Wufei: KISAMA DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME YOU NO GOOD SKUNK!

A REAL skunk comes out of the house.

Wu-man: O_O

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(A/N: From my fic: what happens when Gundam pilots go to school chapter 2: Zero vs. Epyon again, you do remember that Heero hates Epyon, if you haven't read it, PLZ DO!)

Duo: Hey Heero Epyon is the best, right Heero? *BOOM!*

Duo *hides behind Duet*: Gomen...ne...Heero...

Heero: Omae o korosu, baka (goes off to his sweetheart! Wing Zero)

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Quatre: What's worse than raining cats and dogs!

Wufei: Raining Baka's

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(Subtitle) SNAIL MAIL

Quatre: Duo, make yourself useful and go check the mail

Duo (grumpy): Fine

*Goes out*

Duo: Hnn! Damn mail, *sticks hand inside mail box* Why can't he get the mail himself *still complaining* *feels something slimy*

Duo: What the hell….*takes hand out to see a slimy disgusting snail ,which looks as if it someone threw up their history homework, smiling back at him in the palm of his hand* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Quatre *laughing his head off inside*

Trowa: Did you put that snail in there???!!!

Quatre: HAHAHHAHA!! YES!!!!!!HAHAHHAHAHA

Trowa: *in awe*

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*Wufei and Duo are in his room*

Duo *in a creepy voice*: Watch out Wufei, don't fall into the abyss of my junk, you will never find your way out, and will have to live in solitary confinement in the horrible junk! NO! The junk monster will come out and gobble you up alive!

Wufei: *sweating bullets as if the junk monster will come out and eat him*

Duo: *laughs at Wufei's reaction!* be careful Wufei, WAHHHHHHHHHH!!! *falls into his own junk*

Wufei *mocking tone*: BE CAREFULL MAXWELL!!!

Duo: Ohh, the sick irony!!

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