Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Mobile Suit List in Approximately One Minute and 40 Seconds ❯ Can Can ( One-Shot )

It's been a little while since I did a songfic…

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or the Can Can.

Information about the order of development of mobile suits was found in the Gundam Wing Technical Manual. So if any of this is inaccurate, blame the people at TOKYOPOP.

Additional Note: The timing may be a little off but keep in mind this is a very difficult song (which is why people usually just stick to the instrumental part of it).

MS List in Approximately One Minute and 40 Seconds

By Kaori

[loosely sung to the tune of Höllengalopp (AKA The Can-Can)]

At first they were designed to be

Advanced construction machinery

Then they found they were good weapons

And that's why they created Tallgeese.

But Tallgeese was abandoned

For the Leo 'cause you can mass produce

But some scientists didn't give up

And Wing ZERO became the model they used.

Then came Aries

MS for your flying mood.

Pisces, Cancer

Aquatic and look kind of crude.

Tragos for your

Desert operations and

Maganac for

Blowing them up in the sand, which brings me to the greatest mobile suits of all there is nothing that can beat the raw power of a ..

Gundam

They are so big and

Very hard to make cause

Gundamium can only be made in space and

Thus

Only five were made and

The pilots are depraved

But we love them anyway

'Cause they're so cute!

Wing

Shenlong, and Sandrock

Deathscythe is the bomb

And Heavyarms runs out of bullets frequently and

Out

Of the colonies

They flew and they

wreaked havoc on those foolish

Enough to get in their way

The Vayeate and Mercurius

Were the ones to be developed next

Because to the Gundams Oz

Were as amoebas to the rest of us

But Duo destroyed them

And so they went with

The Virgos numbers I and II

Epyon

Was made by Treize

And it drives

pilots insane

But it's okay

Because our bishies got upgrades

So now allow me to introduce to you without further ado…

D-HELL

Altron and Sandrock-kai

Heavyarms-kai

Gundam Wing ZERO

Which, by the way, was built by Quatre

Epyon

Was flown by Zechs and

Tallgeese was rebuilt and

Became known as the Tallgeese II.

In

Endless Waltz they

Customized all the Gundams

And the Tallgeese II

Which became the Tallgeese III and

Epyon

Was never seen again because I guess

It got destroyed when

Libra was blown into smithereens

This ends my mobile suit song

And I hope it wasn't very long.

Go out and sing it to annoy your friends!!!