Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ My Name Is (Shinigami) ❯ My Name Is ( Chapter 1 )

My Name Is (Shinigami)

Authoress' Notes: Alright, this is being taken off of FFN, out of my vault of "favorite old crap" due to their crappy rules. Please, bear in mind that this was written back in July, 2001. I was eleven. Do not try to compare this to more recent writing, it is only up for the record. To clarify, if there is no specified name before a line, it's done by Duo. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: (Sung to "The Wheels on the Bus) If you want to sue someone, for some cash, go sue Bush, go sue Bush, because I don't own Gundam Wing or Eminem's great music! Nocturna has no money left, money left, money left, money left, cause she spent it on Gundam models!

Chorus:
Hi! My name is (what) my name is (who) my name is (Heero: Jik jicka) Shinigami!
Hi! My name is (what) ny name is (who) my name is (Wufei: Yeah Duo!) Shinigami!

Ahem? Excuse me! May I have the safehouse's attention please?

Hi Oz! Do you like pilots? (NO!)
Wanna put a bullet through both my eyelids? (Yeah!)
Wanna imitate me be Shinigami like I am?
Fly Scythe and get screwed up worse than my life is?
My head is not sane, I wanna get my act straight,
But I can't decide if I wanna kill Hilde or give her a rape!
Dr. J said, "Zero Two, you're a braidhead!"
Uh-uh! "Then why's your face red, is that thing pasted?"
Well, since I was three, I've realized I was homicide destined,
I just kicked Heero's ass for not letting me rest in.
Got pissed off, ripped the bitch's head off,
And said, "I didn't know Relena's braids were so soft!"
I burn a down city and kick some ass,
Treat 'em like the fat bitch that sat down too fast.
C'mere OZ! (Wait Maxwell, that's my institution, dog!)
I don't give a damn, Death sent ME to piss the world off!

Chorus

The blonde bishonen wanted to have sex when he was high.
No matter what, the blonde bishonen was still a guy!
I hit him with his teacup, chased him with a fangirl,
And let her glomp him until he screamed, to Trowa "Help the poor girl!"
I went in the strip club with my jacket zipped up,
Flashed Wufei and and stuck "it" in his beer cup! (INJUSTICE!)
I'm THE American, torturing pedestrians,
In a Gundam while Quatre's screaming, "Let's all be friends!"
(Koombayaaa my lord Koombaya...)
99 percent of my life I was lied to,
I just found out that Quatre eats more shit than I do,
I told Heero I would try to be a famous rapper,
Make a record bout blowing shit up and name it after him.(Thanks!)
I know Wufei blew up when the fangirls rush the stands,
But I blow em up cause I don't need no fans!
Relena, at White Castle, asked for my autograph,
I signed it, "Dear Heero, kill your girlfriend, NOW YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"

Chorus

Trowa: STOP THE TAPE! LOCK DUO AWAY! (Heero: Get him!)
Wufei, don't stand there, d*ckh**d , operate!
Duo: I'm all ready to leave, I want to die!
Carry me to my master and bury me alive!
Am I coming or going? I can barely decide,
I just drank eight tequilas, dare me to fly?(Yeah!)
All my life I was very deprived,
My parents and that priest had to go and fuckin DIE!
Clothes ripped like Heero's spandex,(HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!)
I spit when I talk, and have screwed so much I have an index!
When Quatre was small he threw real fits,
"HOW YA GONNA FEED ME DAD, YOU AIN'T GOT TITS!"(Quatre: WAAAAAH!)
Heero lays awake, straps himself to the bed,
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoots himself in the head.
He's steamin' mad. And when you see Quatre's dad?
Quatre: Tell him I slit his throat in this dream I had!

Chorus x2

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Q: Nayru?

N: Yeah, Quatre?

Q: Could you stop the Quatre bashing?

N: No.

Q: Why not?

N: Cause it's fun to bash you! Now why don't you go play?
The floor needs scrubbing!

Q: ^_^ Yay! Cleaning!

N: He doesn't know what bashing is, does he? Please review. I don't mind flames, cause
I don't want Duo to get an album! REVIEW!