Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Neo ❯ Danger's in Parenting ( Chapter 1 )

Prologue: Dangers in Parenting

Duo Maxwell, former gundam pilot 02, sat at the breakfast table of a house, drinking a huge mug of coffee. Awhile later The one…The only...Heero Yuy entered with a mug of his own coffee in it. Their eyes met and a warm smile was exchanged between both of them. Heero sat besides his lover and wrapped his arm around Duo's shoulder. Considering it was quite early they should have looked a little ragged…But this was a exaggeration. Both former pilots looked as if they had escaped a refugee camp. Duo's head plopped on to Heero's shoulder.

"What the hell were we thinking" Duo groaned groggily in to the nook in Heero's neck, In vain attempts to take a nap.

"hn…." Heero grunted. He had yet to have his first cup of coffee so...'hn' would have to make ends meet till he fully woke up. Not that Duo was complaining seeing that he was slowly...but steadily drifting off to sleep on his lovers shoulders.

A moment of complete silence went through the whole Maxwell-Yuy household Unfortunately, as always, it didn't last long. A scream rang through the whole house. Both men jumped from their seats and flew to the room the recent scream had originated from. The door flung open revealing a nursery- like room and two children wrestling.

"What is going on here?!" Duo boomed. The room went silent. Both children turned their attention towards the door. Noticing who was at the door, both 5 year olds sttod up and stood before both former pilots. Duo looked from the chestnut haired girl with Prussian blue eyes to the Same looking boy except the young boy had clear purple eyes.

"Tori took my blue crayon" the young girl said pointing to her twin brother as he cowered away from Duos stare. Heero grunted and held out his hand.

"Give me Nadeshikos' Crayon.." He said calmly. Tori placed the crayon on Heero's hand.

"She wasn't using it!" He piped up. Duo examined the situation.

" Nadeshiko…let your brother use the crayon…Tori…You return the crayon as soon as your done with it…" Duo said. Both children agreed and resumed to their coloring. Heero and Duo left the room leaving their children to continue until the next situation came up.

"Kids!!!...Heero...Why did we agree with Quatre's mad scientist of a sister to gives us kids!" Duo ranted. Heero smiled this was the complaint Duo had every morning for the past 5 years. "I mean we were so….so… Peaceful and…..Quiet"

"Because we wanted a family and Quatre's mad scientist of a sister needed some guinea pigs…and when was this house ever quiet before the kids?" Heero pointed out kissing Duos smooth cheek. The house was once again silent.

"DADDY!!!!!! !PAPA!!!!!!!!!!!" And a scream was once again heard from up stairs. Ah...the simple joys of parenting.

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*CRASH*

A collaboration of gasps went through the whole Winner-Barton household. Quatre sat up I n his bed.

"DARLA!!!JARRED!!!DAMEON!!!!" he screamed. In a matter of seconds 3 children entered his room. Quatre crossed his arms across his chest.

"OK…Who broke the vase on the third floor…." He asked as he looked at each child. Darla was the middle child she had pale blonde hair and bright green eyes. Dameon was the youngest and had brown messy hair and forest green eyes. Then there was his oldest Jarred he looked like a living replica of Quatre, turquoise eyes and pale blonde hair. All three held guilty looks.

"We are sorry Daddy…We were playing….and…and…" Dameon began stuttering

"I take all the blame daddy I was showing them all the new trick papa taught me…" Darla said " I

Apologize" Quatre smiled at his only daughter…Her personalities had been mixed between his and Trowas' too. She had a sense of pride but also very apologetic towards every thing.

"It's ok…The only one on the third floor is the ugly one.." Quatre said lightening the mood. All three children giggled and jumped on top of their father. Quatre then fell victim to the famous Barton Winner off spring tickle torture.

This is the scene Trowa Barton walked in on. He leaned against the door frame and watched.

"T..T..TROWAAAAA!!!" Quatre screeched. Trowa paused.

"Breakfast is ready" Trowa monotonously said. 3 blobs of human flesh flashed past Trowa. Quatre laid sprawled across the bed catching his breath. Trowa examined the situation. Quatre sprawled across the bed, kids down stairs then leaving to the amusement park with Rashid, meaning they had the morning and afternoon to them selves. He grinned then pounced. Quatre squeaked as Trowa straddled him across his stomach. Trowa then gave Trowa a quick kiss on the lips.

"Good Morning Little one…" Trowa greeted placing kisses on Quatre's neck.

"Trowa…the kids" Quatre said."Oh…"

" Out with Rashid all afternoon" Trowa answered quickly as he trailed kisses across Quatres' collar cone.

"Well….In that case…." Quatre grinned as he flipped Trowa, so now he was on top of Trowa. They shared a passionate kiss. Trowa began unbuttoning Quatres' pajamas.

*RING*

Both men groaned. Quatre sat up his shirt completely off and answered the vid link. Trowa rolled off the bed and sat on a chair in the room out of the vid links view. Quatre cast a quick towards Trowas' semi-nude form. Relena appeared on the screen.

"Good Morning Quatre.." Relena said cheerfully. Trowa groaned a left for the bathroom. He would need a cold shower. Quatre grinned as the bathroom door shut. "Was I um…disrupting anything?" she asked noticing Quatre had no shirt and looked a little flustered

"Not Really……Hello Relena" He said politely. " What is the meaning of this call?"

"Well…The president just died this morning" Relena said in a tone that people used for something that happened all the time. Kinda like the tone you use to say `oh…Duo's being chased by Wufei again'.

"That's horrible….What can I do to help?" Quatre asked.

"I'll be replacing him" Relena continued " We need some one who the colonies trust to take my spot…and well due to the history of the Winners I thought you'd be the perfect candidate."

"I'm rather honored that you thought of me…Could you stay on the line for a moment?" Quatre asked. Relena nodded.Quatre entered the bathroom.

"Trowa?" Quatre said.

"hm?"

"Relena said the President died… She's taking his place…She just offered me a job as Vice foreign Minister…No election or anything…What do you think?" Trowa turned off the shower and Quatre handed him a towel.

"It's fine with me…We can easily dodge the press… the kids will stay at Duo and Heero's place till we return…"

"Have you just appointed yourself my official bodyguard?" Quatre asked coyly.

"hn…I don't want any one to hurt you"Trowa answered placing a gentle kiss on Quatre's lips. Both men exited the bathroom. Quatre returned to the vid link.

"I'll take the job Relena.." Quatre said Happily.

"Thank you so much Quatre… by the way… how are you pilots doing? I haven't heard from any of you since the Mariemeia incident…"

"We chose to disappear and get used to peace…war is over and we are soldiers it took a while but we are all used to it now." Quatre said "We've kept in contact with each other….but no one else… We want to put our past lives away in the closet"

"So um.." She hesitated "hows Heero?"

"Him? He's fine… He got a job as a computer engineer for this company… A low ranking position… They automatically saw him as a rookie… they'll learn" Quatre answered

"Is he married?"

"No…he has a REALLY long term relationship with some one though" Quatre said…/I guess they haven't told her anything…poor woman…\

"So what about you? Hows your life?"

"Me? I own Winners industry…and It's going wonderful"

"Have you found some one?" Quatre blushed and turned to see Trowa getting some pants on.

"Yeah…"

"Who?" Relena asked. She had never seen Quatre blush so badly. Trowa positioned his head on Quatre's shoulder

Hello Relena" He greeted

"Trowa?! What are you doing at Quatre's place… Hows the circus going?"

"I live here…If they need any replacements they call me…" Trowa answered and kissed Quatre's temple. "I need to go the kids might get out of control… Rashid isn't here yet…" He whispered so only Quatre could hear. Quatre just nodded and he left pulling on a shirt.

"So you guys are… Married?"

"Nah…We exchanged rings and made vows but it was a small ceremony… No priest just vows" Quatre informed Relena showing her a platinum band around his ring finger.

"Well… Congratulations" Relena said cheerfully

"Um Relena?"

"Yes?"

"Would you like to come over to celebrate a birth day after the council meeting? You can come… Heero, Duo, and Wufei are coming" Quatre hesitantly asked. He knew for a fact Heero was going to KILL him.

"Oh… sure… Whose the birthday for?"

"That's a surprise…"

"QUATRE!!!!" Trowa yelled from down stairs. Quatre burst out laughing.

"OK….I'll go…." Relena agreed

"GREAT! I'll see you soon…"

"Bye

Quatre disconnected the vid link and ran down the stairs to find Trowa the new victim off the "tickle torture" . A schoolboy grinned spread across Quatre's face before he jumped right into the tickling war.

"AHEM!" Rashid cleared his throat audibly. The Barton-Winner families eyes stared at him "The car to the amusement park is ready to go.." He informed them. The younger portion of the tickling war dashed out the front door.

Silence once again reigned over the mansion. Quatre gave Trowa a mischievous grin and rolled on top of him.

"Now… Where were we?"

~*~*~

*Ding Dong*

Heero answered the door to find Trowa, Quatre and their family standing at the doorway. Dameon, Jarred, and Darla sped in.

"I'm really sorry for the short notice but we never expected the president to well…. DIE" Quatre said as he handed Heero 3 small duffle bag.

"No problem…I put up with three children anyways…what's the difference in the more?" Heero said.

"HEY! TORI! Get back here!" A wet Duo chased nude and wet Tori behind Heero.

"I see what you mean…" Trowa said "Try to go easy on Uncle Heero and Uncle Duo!" Trowa yelled into the house knowing that the kids were mostly likely occupied.

"Bye guys!" Duo said approaching the door with squirming Tori in a towel.

"They're all your Quatre said looking at his watch. "Bye"

Both he and Trowa left for the taxi awaiting them.

Heero entered his study and typed at his laptop for a while. (A/N When doesn't he?) After he finished his work on the computer he left the study to see how the kids were doing. He looked into the living room. 5 children sat in front of the TV watching some random cartoon show. Where was the 6th?

"DUO!!" Heero yelled once he left the living room.

"I'm here!" Duo yelled from the kitchen

"What are you doing in the kitchen?" Heero asked, "You're not cooking… Right?"

"No of course not... But listen" Duo pumped up the volume in the kitchen radio. A ..Oh so familiar tune reached Heeros' ears. Heero smiled and took Duo into his arms.

"How could I forget? Our song.." He placed a gentle kiss on Duo's lips.

~*~*~

Silence… Perfect Silence…

*CRASH*

That could NEVER last for long in the Chang residence. Wufei stood up from his Meditation and walked into the kitchen to find his 3 children trying to pick up the pieces of the Plate they had dropped. Wufei rushed over and ordered his children to stand back.

"Were sorry Daddy" His middle son , 6, Jade apologized.

"We were going to make Mom some breakfast…" His oldest,7, Jude added

"It's ok… why didn't you ask for my assistance?" Wufei asked as he put the pieces of the plate into the trash.

"DADDY! That's a silly question! Your always saying `never disturb a Man while he is meditating'" His 5 year old daughter Giggled making a perfect impersonation of him. Wufei nervously laughed. A bark of laughter was heard behind him. He turned and gave Sally a grin.

"Go apologize to your mother for waking up"

"Sorry mother" Jude apologized brushing his pale blonde hair back to reveal his ice blue eyes.

"Yeah" Jade added not bothering to move his silky black hair away from his midnight blue eyes

"HONESTLY! We just wanted to make you breakfast!" Lyn, The Exact replica of Wufei, said. Sally ruffled Lyns' hair.

"Why don't we go out and eat breakfast." Sally suggested

"YAY!" The children ran out.

"Woman! You spoil them rotten" Wufei muttered crossing his arms.

"Awww shame on me" Sally said sarcastically as she left the kitchen.. "Don't forget the keys!"

~*~*~

Quatre skipped out of the airport joyfully.

"We're back earlier than expected!" Quatre said. Trowa checked his watch.

"Little one… We should get a hotel room…." He recommended

"Trowa is right… It is late" Relena agreed. Quatre looked at his watch 11:30

"It's still early…Duo's still awake…lets take his guest rooms….Is that all right with you Relena?" Quatre had kept the pilot's lives a bit of a secret there lives were a back up topic.

"Sure…why not? I haven't seen Duo for a while.."

"YAY! I get to see my babies!" Quatre cheered as he waved down a taxi. Trowa smiled and put the bags in the taxi. Relena just sat there in the taxi awaiting an explanation

"What do you mean your babies?" Relena asked.

"You'll see" Quatre said giving the driver directions and snuggling into Trowa's lap. Relena smile. They looked so cute.

In about a half an hour they arrived in front of a medium sized house.Quatre ran up to the door and rang the door bell. Trowa grabbed Quatre's bag.

"Shheesh he act like he hasn't seen the kids in months" Trowa murmured

"I didn't know he had children… Whose the mother?" Relena asked.

"They don't have one" Trowa answered simply. They arrived at the door. Quatre rang the bell once again. The door flung open to reveal a pissed off Shinigami.

"I heard you the first 6 times you rang! Now SHUT UP! I just got some kids to sleep and their light sleepers" Duo Growled. Then realized who was at the door. Oh… Hi guys"

"Hello Duo" Relena said stepping out from behind Trowa. Duo jumped

"HOLY S…Don't do THAT!" Duo breathed as they entered the house.

"How are the kids?" Quatre asked.

"YOU SPOILED YOUR KIDS ROTTEN!! But. we were fine. Darla and Nadey played together while Dameon and Jarred enjoyed attacking me…You Raised MONSTER!" Duo went on.

"There ours what do you expect?" Trowa asked Dumping the duffle bags on the living room couch

"WAIT A MINUTE!!!" Relena screeched " If I'm not mistaken…Human Anatomy says a Man CAN NOT! Carry a child!"

"Well you can't think out of the box" Duo murmured

"There's always a way when your sister is a scientist" Quatre grinned

"So you have…kids?" Relena asked skeptically

"Yup….3 Dameon, Jarred, and Darla…." Quatre said totally prepared to whip out the pictures out of his "Babies" in his wallet but was interrupted by a yawn by Relena.

" Oh…Jesus Christ…I'm sorry… Come on I'll take you to a guest room…" Duo said leading Relena upstairs.

"Well..I guess now It's out of the bag" Trowa muttered as he pinned Quatre against the wall.

"DON'T even think about it! The kids'll wake up…" Duo said. "Heero's not going to be a happy soldier when he finds out… How much have you told her?"

"Us and now the kids..nothing else…She doesn't even know Heero lives here.." Quatre informed him then yawn.

"I think we all need some rest…" Trowa said. Duo gave them a warm smile.

"You guys got the bedroom next to the kids." Duo said as he headed for the living room.

"Aren't you supposed to go to bed too?" Quatre asked

"I can't" Duo confessed

"Oh…well see ya tomorrow It's gonna be one interesting day" Quatre said

~*~*~

Relena woke up at about 9am to giggles through out the house.

Duo sat at the breakfast table looking from the squealing children to upstairs. Quatre giggled and shook his head.

"Go upstairs and have your fun…We'll watch the kids" Quatre said laying out pancakes for the kids. Duo flashed Quatre a mischievous grin before he sped up the stairs.

Heero was taking a shower when he felt some one behind. He turned abruptly to find he lover entering the shower.

"You know we haven't used the shower in quite a while" Duo whispered seductively before he grabbed Heero's lips with his own. Soon one thing led to another and Duo was on all fours with Heero under him in the tub. The shower curtain had been pulled open.

This, is the scene Relena Darlian walked in on. Only difference is that she just saw Duo straddling "some one". She let out a high screech, exited the bathroom., and stood next to the door.

Meanwhile in the bathroom. Both men scrambled out of the tub.

"That wasn't Relena that just walked in here? Right? Koi?" Heero asked handing Duo a towel.

"Um..Trowa and Quatre came last night… they brought a *friend*" Duo said wrapping the towel around his waist and leaving the bathroom.

"Oh my God!I'm so sorry I should have knocked..I apologize..I thooughtno one was in there" Relena stuttered as Trowa and Quatre arrived.

"What is going…on…..here?" Quatre asked evaluating the situation. A shaken Relena, a wet Duo with a towel around his waist…This could NOT be good. It got worse, as Heero exited the same bathroom . Quatre pressed his forehead against Trowas Chest

"This ISN't Happening" He muttered. Relena just stood there absolutely speechless and in a serious state of shock.

"The shower? Honestly DUO!" Trowa began.

"And you two haven't" Heero interrupted. Both Trowa and Quatre blushed.

"Relena?" Duo asked. Relena remained speechless

"Colonies to Relena!" Dou asked as he waved a hand across Relena's line of vision.

She fainted.

"Shit!" Duo hissed as he caught her.

"We've got a lot of explaining to do" Quatre said as They carried Relena to her room.

*CRASH*

"You guys left the kids alone in the kitchen?!?!" Duo screeched

"Uh-Oh"