Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Not in the Limo!!! ❯ Not in the Limo!!! ( One-Shot )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Give me a break...

I know it has been awhile

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Thank you a lot on the reviews for 'Where are you sleeping tonight'!!!

YOU GUYS ARE WONDERFUL *^__^*

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Disclaimer: I know I forgot this so just incase someone wants to sue me for it, You can't now... So there and I say so and I deemed it so... I don't own GW... I don't own this song by Wreckx-n-effect

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Another Saturday Night

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In the limo.... You know what I'm talking about Relena's pink limo that everyone seems to dislike cause it's pink

::Duo turns up the radio::

Hilde: Duo what are you doing?

Duo: You'll see...

Wufei:

Yeah..

Duo:

All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom

and a poom-poom

Guys:

JUST SHAKE YA RUMP

Midii: I know this song

Hilde: So do I and that what scares me

Wufei:

Yeah..

Duo:
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom

and a poom-poom

Relena: Please Stop

::All the girls start noticing Quatre getting a little to into the song::

Guys:

JUST SHAKE YA RUMP

Dorothy: No please continue ::Holding a $50 in her hand::

Relena: Dorothy!!!!

Dorothy: Hey I wanna see some booty and I am going to see lots

Relena, Midii, Hilde, Sally: -_-;;

Duo:

All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom

and a poom-poom

Dorothy:

JUST SHAKE YA RUMP

(Wufei: rump shaker)

Relena: You know if us four stick together, we will be fine

Wufei:

Check baby check baby one two three four

Sally: that's not hard. We're in a moving limo. How far can we actually go.

Trowa:

Check baby check baby one two three

Midii: What about Miss Dorothy

Duo:

Check baby check baby one two

Hilde: Oh you mean Miss Thang over there freak dancing with Quatre. She gone so far away.

Heero:

Check baby check baby one

Relena: You call that freak dancing I can do better

Dorothy: Prove it Miss Relena

Quatre:

It's called the rump shaker, the beats is like sweeter than candy

I'm feelin manly and your shaker's comin in handy

Slide em across(??) from New York down by your Virginia

Ticklin you around Delaware before I enter

Turn to seduction from face hips to feet

A wiggle and a jiggle can make the night complete

Hilde: One by one I see us dropping like flys

Midii: Not if we stick to Relena's plan

Sally: I don't think so

Midii: Why do you say that

Hilde: Cause we lost Relena to Heero's boney behind

::Midii, Sally, and Hilde start laughing::

Quatre:

Now since you got the body of the year, come and get the award

Here's a hint - it's like a long sharp sword

Flip tail, so let me see you shake it up like dice

The way you shake your rump is turnin mighty men to mice

But A Plus got a surprise that's a back breaker

Now let me see you shake your rump like a rump shaker

Midii: Don't you just feel a little anti-social

Sally: Huh

Midii: Just starring at him

Hilde: This is not good at all

::Sally and Hilde start to stare at Trowa and back at Midii::

Hilde: Houston we have a problem

Midii:(mindlessly babbling) And we are sitting here missing out on the fun

Sally: A big problem

Heero:

All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom

and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP

(Wufei: rump shaker)

Sally: Midii, stick together remember

Hilde: We're losing her

Sally: We lost her

Trowa:

Yup yup it's Trowa, ready with the one-two checker

Wreckx-N-Effect is in effects but I'm the wrecker

of the track 'bout the honey shakin rumps and they backs in

Booties of the cuties steady shakin but relaxin

::Trowa and Midii are now a little too close for comfort::

Sally: Isn't that illegal

Hilde: Well, we all know what you do in your spare time

Sally: Then why aren't you up

Hilde: Funny Sally very funny

Trowa:

The action, is packed in a jam like a closet

Beats bound to get you up, cold flowin like a faucet

Not mean to make you sit, not mean to make you jump

but yep make the hotties in the party shake your rump

I like the way you comb your hair (UH!)

I like the stylish clothes you wear (UH!)

Sally: look at Duo. He got that I'm a panther look and your a gazelle

Hilde: Do they live in the same area

Sally: I don't think so

Trowa:

It's just the little things you do (UH!)

that makes me wanna get with you (UH!)

Heero: All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom

and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP (Wufei: rump shaker)

Sally: Oh look who paying a visit

Hilde: Sally stop it

Sally: He looks like he going to give you a lap dance

Hilde: Yeees he is and you know what

Sally: What

Hilde: There is nothing wrong with that

Sally: so your giving up

Hilde: By the looks of it you are too

Sally: Very true

:: Both girls laugh::

Duo:

Shake it, shake it, shake it now SHAKE IT

She can spend every birthday butt NAKED

Body is soft, makin me wanna SQUISH HER

More just than a game, a rumper like a sub-WOOFER

Shake it to the left (SHAKE IT) shake it to the RIGHT

I don't mind stickin it to her every single NIGHT

Come on, pass the poom poom, send it to POPPA

Shake it baby shake it baby shake it don't STOPPA

Let me see you do the booty hop (HOP)

and now make the booty STOP

Now drop and do the booty wop (ooooooh)

The way you shakin your reals, will(?) appeal(?)

is makin (??), OF A WHOLE LOT OF BILLS

But I ain't into trickin, just to treatin

and I ain't into treatin every trick that I'm meetin

(Nah nah nah na nah nah nah)

Yeah, SHAKE IT BABY, SHAKE IT NOW SHAKE IT LIKE THAT

Everyone:

All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP

(Wufei: rump shaker)

Everyone:

All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom

All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP

All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom

and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP

Wufei:

Break it down..Uhh, yeah..

Everyone:

JUST SHAKE YA RUMP

Wufei:

W-N-E

Duo:

Uhh, yeah..

Wufei:

is in effect

Heero:

Uhh, yeah..

Quatre:

Peace

Wufei:< br>
Peace..

Trowa:

And we out.

::Everyone tumbles out of the limo::

Dorothy: Can we do that again I enjoy that very much

Relena: You would

Hilde: You did too

::Relena starts to blush as Heero wraps his arms around her waist::

:: A man come out in his regular attire with some shades and bling blinging like a pimp::

Relena: Peagan

Peagan: If you don't mind me saying. Everyone jumpin' jumpin' in my ride so now it time for y'all to get gone.

::Everyone stares at Peagan in disbelife::

Peagan: Peace

Relena: Where are you going

Peagan: If you have to know, I'll be chillin' at my baby's mama's

::Drives off ::

Sally: Talk about surprises

Duo: Didn't even know he had it in him

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Iron Mouse: Well

Relena: NO MORE BOOTY VIDEOS

IM: I'll think about it

Heero: Please

IM: Oh what about 'you can do it' by Ice cube

Everyone: NO

IM: I need a song I can't think of one at least for the girls since it's their turn

Girls: Help us please

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Goodnight

Iron mouse