Yay! ItÕs a parody!

Okay, two of my friends came up with a funny concept (One Tin soldier as a Gundam-ized song) and one wrote up an awesome (yes, awesome, you know you deserve the praise) parody. (I only did one line, give or take half a word) She also made the disclaimer (SheÕs Innocent Julia):

Dear Gundam Wing Sympasizers,

Since Innocent Julia studios does not wish to be sued, it hereby wishes to make a lame excuse in favor of itÕs (Innocent Julia StudiosÕ) cause:

Innocent Julia has too much time on her hands, some say that hours of watching Fushigi Yuugi has melted her cerebral cortex. Others say her cerebral cortex never existed. Innocent Julia agrees with the latter.

Sincerely,

Innocent Julia Studios

(and her associates)

This tune is sung to the song of ÒOne Tin Soldier.Ó

One Gundanium Mecha

Listen Newtypes*, to a story written by Y. Tomino,

About Sanc Kingdom in the Earth Sphere and the colonists below.

Out in space there were some people, wishing they could go back home.

So the colonists they swore to get earth for their very own.

~

Chorus:

Go ahead and nuke your planet, go ahead and bomb your base,

Just as long as we donÕt have to look at close-ups of HeeroÕs** face.

ThereÕll be plenty fangirls crying if Trowa has his ÒaccidentÓ

Well you canÕt blame me for trying, file a lawsuit or get bent.

~

And the colonists decided, drop the colÕnies, yes we will!

Onto unsuspecting cities, tons of people this will kill.

This is when into the story Gundam Mechas will come in,

While confusion rages onward, theyÕll take over earth again.

~

Chorus

Go ahead and nuke your planet, go ahead and bomb your base,

Just as long as we donÕt have to look at close-ups of HeeroÕs** face.

ThereÕll be plenty fangirls crying if Trowa has his ÒaccidentÓ

Well you canÕt blame me for trying, file a lawsuit or get bent.

~

But the pilots Duo, Heero, Trowa, Quatre and Wufei,

They rebelled against their orders, (some suspect that they were gay!)

So they fought for love and justice (just like that girl in cartoons,)

Oh, gundammit, what was her name Ðnow I got it- SAILOR MOON!

~

Chorus

Go ahead and nuke your planet, go ahead and bomb your base,

Just as long as we donÕt have to look at close-ups of HeeroÕs** face.

ThereÕll be plenty fangirls crying if Trowa has his ÒaccidentÓ

Well you canÕt blame me for trying, file a lawsuit or get bent.

~

-End

Thanks for reading! If you have any comments, direct them at ÒInnocent JuliaÓ

*Newtypes are people from the U.C. time who gained special abilities after peopleÕs migration to the colonies

**HeeroÕs name can be substituted with any other charaÕs name you want