Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Perhaps This Is Life ❯ Through Email ( Chapter 5 )

Perhaps This Is Life

Dating Games II

Through Email

A/N: Second Part… I'm bored… plz R&R…

POV OF SHINIMEGAMI_ZERO_DEATH

It's so totally not fair! My mom banned those entire Internet stuff and me from chatting! She says little girls shouldn't waste their precious time chatting. Us little girls should read books, review our work or even go outside and play instead of being mind-trapped in the Internet. Go outside and play? It's a hundred degrees outside, what does she think I am, 4 years old? I'm a teenager for crying out loud! And did she say read books and study? Is she crazy? Why do you think people invented summer "vacation"? So little tired and innocent us can have a break. We deserve it! No duh! I randomly choose a romance novel out of my bookshelf. Boring! Girl loves guy, guy loves other girl, other girl dies, girl and guy gets married, guy dies and girl finds another guy. So dull… Now I'm flipping through pages of my People magazine. Not interesting… A brilliant little scheme entered my mind, hehe… I mean I can't chat and do all that but my mom didn't say I couldn't email! So I rush to my computer and start emailing. I blackmail my brothers and their friends. I sent some chain letter to my friends and sent a little cute greeting card to my dad. -Do you want to send another greeting- Yes, I actually would like to send a greeting to Zero_00. But then I would seem weird and eager because I barely know him. Then again he might be wondering why I haven't come online in such a long time. I told him I would meet him at 3:00 but I didn't go cuz of my mom… Such a drag… So I picked out a kitten and a puppy cuddling each other. From: SHINIMEGAMI_ZERO_DEATH, death_99_00@msn.com To: Zero_00, foreverzero@msn.com

Dear Zero,

I'm sorry I was not on at 3:00 yesterday since I was the one who schedule the time. You have to blame my mom for it. A whole other story that you will not get if I explain it to you. It was totally my fault, (my mom's) and I just well… … … wanted to um… check up on you. Bye for now!

Luv

Me!

I clicked send. Was I breezy enough? I was cool right? I didn't sound too desperate, did I? Oh my gosh, did I write Luv, me? Luv me! Oh damn… A kitten and a puppy, am I crazy? He must think I'm interested in him! Oh no, I wish he didn't take it the wrong way. How stupid can I get?

*

-You've got mail-

Dear u,

It's totally all right. I'm totally cool about it. Though I did wonder where you were. Oh well… You go gurl, we teens just blame it on our moms! It's okay, no biggie! Smile!!! Cheer up!

Sincerely,

Me

PS: Forgive but never forget!!! MWAHAHAH!!!! just kidding!

How totally cute is that. Aw, he's so sweet! Sweet, did I say he was sweet? He's pathetic!!! I don't even know him. For all I know he could be 30 years old!!! EW!!! What if he's like 55 and he's a billionaire who lost his wife? Okay, now I like really scared… No wait, in his email he wrote us teens! So he must be around 13-18! Right? Wrong, he could be like 8. Oh my god what if he is? My rep is totally ruined! What if he's like a 40 years old rapist? Police most wanted!!! An even scary thought entered my mind, what if he's not a he and is a she??? I'M INTERESTED IN A GURL??? Oh dear, I need therapy…

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I just finished dinner. We had mash potato and gravy my favorite! I had almost 5 plates but then my mom stopped me. My mom is an awesome cook. We also had fish…ech… Tonight was my dad's turn to wash the dishes though he was begging to watch the football game instead. Mom denied him and said if he didn't wash the dishes he would be sleeping on the sofa tonight. Dad hates sleeping on the sofa, he says it's too itchy. Personally I think so too. So right now I'm back in my room doing nothing. No surprise there. I would call up my friends but my brother is talking over the phone with his gurlfriend. They have been together for two years now. They talk straight for five hours, and I'm not exaggerating! I mean all they do is say I love you, I love you, I love you more, no I love you more and so on and so on. As you can see I'm annoyed cause I'm single. I have no one to say all that to. It's not like I can't get a guy or anything, I just can't find a guy I really like. My friends say I'm picky, I am not! Speaking of single, the zero guy has been on mind ever since this afternoon. I can't seem to forget about him. Do you think I should send him an email? I open my msn thingy and starts typing.

Dear Zero,

Um… thank you for understanding.

Signed,

Me.

I clicked send. Okay I know that was the shortest email in history but I didn't know what to say… I'm not gonna ask how old are you, or are you a rapist. He'd think I'm crazy! I mean that's so totally impolite!

-You Got Mail-

Yay!!! I got mail! Maybe it's my friends! I open it…

Dear u,

Umm… okay… that was the shortest email I have ever gotten. Not to laugh or anything… If you're offended, I'm really sorry but that was such a delightful email. Okay I'm sorry right now I'm laughing my head of writing to you. Yah, I understand… oh just thinking of the email makes me laugh so hard that I'm crying!!! Okay right back or something cause I know you can't chat so yah…

Luv,

Zero

He is totally dissing me! I'm totally hurt.

Dear Zero,

Very funny… I don't see what's so funny about my email. I wrote it from the heart. I am like totally hurt! Look-y there you made a gurl cry, some guy you are! If you were standing right in front of me, I would kick you in the balls! And I'm not kidding!

Your ball-kicker,

Me!

There that should do it!

-You got mail-

Dear You,

I'm sorry!!! If it makes you feel any better, I just punched my own balls. How's that? Happy now? G2G, need to go to the washroom!

Yours truly,

Zero

Very funny… I'm tired now so I turn off the computer and head to sleep. My dad comes in and gives me a goodnight kiss. This is every night routine unless he's away on a business trip. I'm daddy's little angel! Can you blame me? I'm so cute!

~TBC~

A/N: Kinda stupid? R&R plzzy!!! I luv you!!!